Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are joined by Eric for a very rated-R episode where many topics were discussed, most of which were off-script, and many of which will likely be regretted. This is because all three of these guys were drunk, albeit at different stages, but the fact remains... words were said, and whether or not they were understandable is up to you to decide.

Jack and Steven are back for a shorter episode of Unfunny Buffoonery because Jack, the genius that he is, didn't realize he wasn't recording audio correctly until 50 minutes in. With this episode being recorded the day before, there was no time to redo the episode entirely... so basically, you get this. Little bit of a shit show, it is what it is.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the Kendrick vs. Drake beef, the stone-age era tribe living in Papua New Guinea (not trying to be Joe Rogan, it's just some cool stuff), Rangers and Knicks playoff success (or not?) and of course, some fun facts that may or may not blow your mind! Probably not, it's all stolen shit you've seen on TikTok.

Jack and Steven are back with, as promised, a Steven-hosted episode today. A lot of cancerous material was discussed today, including but never limited to: if Jack would revisit the JayJay Macintosh channel, favorite drinks, the guys' favorite guitars, Steven's car getting smashed (again), and how long the Great Wall of China really is... shocker, it's long!

Jack and Steven are back to for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist, the 2024 Solar Eclipse, some interesting fun facts that might just baffle you, and of course, some more bird names that are a little bit sus. Right and the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, like late but stupid move.

Jack and Steven are back in a slightly shorter episode (because this was recorded less than 12 hours ago) to talk about Spring being here (yay!), Nelson Mandela being dead (or is he?), some of Shakespeare's famous plays and the new words he brought to the English language, and of course, some Trivia questions in which Steven pulls some serious low IQ moves. It was late, but nah this was bad.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about TikTok potentially getting banned soon, the state of NYC at the moment, people being lazier than ever, Rosa Parks' famous quote (being "Nah" — just "Nah"), and different ways to say "Jacking Off." You know, like, "Jackin' your beanstalk" and my personal favorite: "Playing 5v1." Feel free to steal what was already stolen.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about some relatively plausible conspiracy theories, animals that are named after what they do ("woodpecker," "anteater," dare I even say "fly," to name a few), John Wilkes Booth's hatred for LinkedIn, and of course, what the guys' favorite Pokémon are. Yeah Jack has never played Pokémon before so this part's fun.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's recent discovery of his eyes being central heterochromatic, some crazy fun facts that will absolutely blow your mind, some more Steven stories from the movie theater, what it would be like to be an astronaut in space for over a month, and as always, some geography trivia that no one else but Jack seems to enjoy.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's recent Shady Lemonadey video titled "Pocono" (for like a fucking hour), the recent CS2 update, the new Apple Vision Pro headset, whether or not ghosts exist, and, of course, MASSIVE news about Drake and his appendage. Real talk though, apparently Jack put a lot of work into the recent video so there was a lot that was discussed but the boys feel it is warranted.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's hate for Razer mice, Jack's recent vacation with the boys (and potential video alongside it), Jack finally purchasing Vegas Pro instead of torrenting it, Jack... ok fine it wasn't all Jack. Steven said some words. Guys, this episode was recorded less than 12 hours ago. It was past midnight, man's were tired. Oh and they also talked about OG YouTubers, that was fun.

Happy New Year! Jack and Steven are back to start the new year with a banger of an episode, discussing Jack's future trip (and potential video to be filmed), some behind-the-scenes of Jack's Christmas video, some forgotten shower thoughts from last episode, and of course, some New Year's stories that... as always, may or may not be true.

Jack and Steven are back to end off 2023 with a bang, talking about this year's evolution of Unfunny Buffoonery (or lack thereof), Jack's recent "Christmas in NYC" video and the process of making it, and the difference between bar soap and liquid soap. Liquid soap is just better, I was told to say "because there's nothing to drop." Not sure what that means but... Happy New Year!

Jack and Steven are back to give a more in-depth breakdown of the "Cuatro Ka" video (apologies if you don't care, but Jack seems to care about his work so he'll find any reason to talk about it for hours), in addition to discussing the newly-released GTA VI trailer (which Steven hasn't watched), the fact that Jack recognizes GTA's Vice City because he's been to Miami (in case you guys forgot), and the fact that all the guys were sick post NY Links... which of course means that Jack edited the "Cuatro Ka" video while sick. Just can't stop talking about himself this guy.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo and Feitor for the first ever IRL Unfunny Buffoonery episode, where the audio is just ok and the conversation is just business as usual. In this episode, the morons begin with Jack's return to YouTube with the new "Cuatro Ka" music video, discussing the behind-the-scenes of its production, as well as the NY Links vacation (including the horrendous Airbnb), GTA VI's potential price/rent by hour idea, and of course, some fun facts that'll... you know, be fun, hopefully. Gas?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the upcoming NY Links (and the potential for an IRL podcast recording soon), the death of Omegle (pronounced "O-ME-gle" and not "O-megg-le"), as well as some shower thoughts, some absolutely riveting stories as always, and some shitting on Steven because... what's new?

Jack is back to regular scheduled programming by throwing Steven in the cohost chair (he was literally thrown into a chair), which means that the two will sip some beers and talk some shit about Halloween and Jack's recent trip to Miami. This episode was recorded between the hours of 12 AM and 2 AM so enjoy this absolutely buffoonery of an Unfunny Buffoonery episode.

Steven and Jack are back for Steven Appreciation Day! As requested by you guys, we have allocated ONE episode per season (yes, we realize it's a little much) to give Steven the reigns of hosting this legendary podcast. Let's see how he does at managing a barrage of side topics and distractions by Jack, careful planned to throw Steven off his game. What should have been a day to honor Steven's contributions has turned into a day of purgatory and embarrassment upon Steven... somehow even more than usual.

Jack is back for Season 6, Episode 6 (uh oh) of Unfunny Buffoonery with Val and Eric! Unfortunately, no Steven for what would have been Steven Appreciation Day but that's ok, simply postponed to next week. Today, these three idiots talked fun facts, shower thoughts and Would You Rather(s)... all while mourning the absence of Steven in this very special episode. Also some fun stories and Trivia questions today.

Jack and Steven are joined by Ang on a surprise recording where the guys had like an hour of prep beforehand. While the jokes were mid (as always), the topics discussed including a car alarm that woke Jack up at 6 am one morning, some "Would You Rather?" questions and shared story time from all three members of the episode allowed it to be a Podcast to remember. Also some goofy ahh Trivia today but whatever, one hour of prep guys.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss IceJJFish (what?), updates regarding the brand new Counter-Strike open beta, Jack's license renewal experience (and apparent loss in vision), some really fun... fun facts, as well as the guys' opinions on cake. This episode was kinda all over the place but I, their intern, and being paid to write the fact that it was fire and like, so good. Like such a good episode. Don't miss out guys.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss some hot takes, Uber Eats and Doordash notifications on rainy days, the weird words that were being taught in the classroom where George Bush found out about 9/11, and some fun facts. Interesting podcast today but the boys were tired because of Steven's late work schedule, so, blame Steven for the (potential) lack of energy.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss their favorite memes while also briefly touching base on subjects such as the bird that intentionally starts wildfires to catch prey (which is, appropriately, named "firebird"), the now-rare instances of finding money, Jack's recent birthday BBQ experience, as well as favorite tea flavors! Also Steven botched one of his stories today, not being able to finish his in under 30 seconds... respects though guy can last that's for sure.

Season 6 baby! Jack and Steven are back to discuss some of the new changes, as well what ideas are in the works to spice things up in the future. In this episode, the two talk about the new "Barbenheimer" duo in theaters (no spoilers), Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter to X, Jack finally getting his driver's license (only took five years), as well as a new twist to story time... in which stories will now be told under a 30-second timer to force the most amount of funny possible.

Jack and Steven are back to "encapsulate" and wrap up Season 5 with a big words, bringing in some absolute heat with mediocre jokes, average podcast topics and subpar Trivia Questions. With Season 6 on the horizon, new logo(s) and new ideas were discussed, including that of making Season 6, Episode 1 a livestream... we'll see how that goes with Jack's promises (and lack of fulfillment in recent history).

Jack and Steven are back for the pre-last episode of Season 5 to discuss the recent submarine implosion near the sunken Titanic (and the guys' opinions on the CEO of the company), as well as the fact that NetFlix is no longer allowing password sharing in the U.S., what a sunset would taste like, and some alcohol-related stories.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery to talk about Apple's new "Vision Pro" headset, Canada's wildfires impacting New York City and causing Jack to not be able to breathe for two days, a new update for CS2 (the new game set to replace CS:GO), and of course, Steven's transformer-like laugh that rivals Angelo's "hehehe" laugh (you guys know the sound).

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo, a frequent guest of the Unfunny Buffoonery podcast, to discuss the comparison between Steve Jobs and Donald Trump (apples to oranges, get it?), the best foods of one color, the pitiful "Fast & Furious" series and, oh, some "Would You Rather" questions as well. Trust me, you don't want to know what some of these questions were.

White boys Jack and Steven start off this week's episode by discussing the fact that this is their 2nd time recording the same episode. Due to technical difficulties, this episode was a "redo" and as a result, it is shorter than usual. Despite this unfortunate fact, many riveting topics have been discussed, among which include: Apple's disinterest in showing the number 69 in their weather app, YouTube shorts now showing up as suggested videos, and Jack's favorite songs (listed as trivia for Steven to take wild guesses on). Oh and you guys also get four stories per person today so... make of that as you please.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the arrival of May (a top 3 month for Jack, if you guys forgot) in addition to the idea that tacos should not be sandwiches, the guys' opinions on scented candles and KFC's marketing campaign to make chicken-flavored nail polish... given their slogan: "finger lickin' good." Yeah. Oh and the two also argue over whether or not they'd rather suck 10 dicks once or 1 dick ten times. Riveting conversations.

Jack and Steven have returned for another episode of the Unfunny Buffoonery podcast where they talk about 4/20 (even though this episode wasn't recorded on 4/20), the new Mario movie, the guys' favorite time of the year, and, as promised last week, a draft lottery of the best sayings from the podcast.

Jack and Steven have returned for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss Andrew Tate's "release" from prison, the potential for Dahmer Season 2 and 3 (which I doubt people want) and, well, some stories. Lots of pissing and shitting stories this episode, not quite sure why. These guys are fucking weird, man.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the recent release of the new CounterStrike 2 Beta (which these two bozos got a little too nerdy over), while also discussing potential changes with YouTube given their new CEO, cool talents that not everybody knows they may have, and of course, DJ Khaled's lowkey meme: "I Call It Coconut" which inspired the name for this episode. Most people probably aren't even aware of the meme, hence the explanation here.

Jack and Steven are back to argue over morning vs. evening showers (if you only shower in the mornings, with all due respect, you are an idiot), in addition to talking about zooming in on YouTube mobile, what each person's ideal house would look like, Jack meeting ice hockey legend Wayne Gretsky and, of course, the day GTA V was released (it was a trivia question but adding it into the description made it seem like it was some important date... it wasn't).

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they discuss the fact that the United States is all going to get cancer... and um, well, there was also a Super Bowl recently, right? Lots of commercials and uh, that halftime show was something. Anyway "Would You Rather" is back so have fun with that.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss some definitely-not-stolen "Would You Rather" questions, intriguing shower thoughts, opinions on watches, the new hit series "The Last of Us" and its increased popularity, and of course, some geography discussions. Would you rather go blind or live in an Applebee's for the rest of your life? Riveting.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss several riveting topics including the newly-released Avatar 2 (and Jack's opinions on it), Chinese New Year, methods of escaping prison and opinions on the discovery of using DNA repairing to reverse aging... not big fans of this.

Jack and Steven are BACK to start 2023 off with a banger of a Podcast episode. What was initially expected to be a shorter episode turned into discussions about future Shady Quickie ideas, Elon Musk's (Yilong Ma's?) record-setting loss of revenue in 2022, Jack's spilling-beer related stories and even arguments over Steven's very bland choices in foods. His favorite donut is vanilla... come on.

Jack and Steven are back to close off the year with some riveting topics, some of which include some noticeable changes in Twitter since Elon Musk's arrival, Jack's return to the standing desk, Disney's soon-to-be "jumping" rollercoaster, Argentina winning the World Cup Finals, and of course, a recap of Unfunny Buffoonery's year. See you guys in 2023.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode in which Jack was too lazy to write a script so he asked the newest AI tools to write one for him (not really, but still cool). They also discussed the idea of hockey ice being milk, favorite cereals, favorite devices... yeah, lots of favorites here. Also a lot of stories involving police, for some reason.

Jack and Steven are back to revisit Jack's best videos and the behind the scenes of making them, on top of also discussing YouTube's plan to paywall 4K viewing options and the World Cup Finals going on right now. Why did Jack talk about his old videos again? Ego boost... that's gotta be it.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss their opinions on Mayonnaise, what it would be like to levitate all the time, the VR headset that kills you if you die in a videogame and, as per the title, it being impossible to be nice in NYC. Jack, a resident of New York City, shares an instance of kindness that turned for the worst (wasn't that big a deal).

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Halloween, Instagram being impossible to use in public, our favorite house plants, and John F. Kennedy's famous last words... ok, the last part was more like a joke of a quote but, if anyone takes this seriously, I was told to apologize in advance. I am just the intern writing this.

Jack and Steven are back to, yet again, discuss some riveting topics such as favorite nuts (no sus shit), Steve Harvey's famous quotes, Jack's methods of communication with his neighbors before cell phones, and the various names that Jack has possibly given his fish... most are unnamed but let's pretend they are.

Jack and Steven are back to briefly celebrate Steven's birthday (bad luck to celebrate ahead of time, you know... plus fuck Steven), and to discuss some riveting topics such as the new Birta filtered alcohol trend, Jack's successful iPhone trade-in, GTA VI leaked footage and Steve Jobs' famous quote... being "they see me rollin', they hatin'" of course.

Jack and Steven are joined by Brandon (a first time guest!) to discuss many riveting topics, including the new Apple event, the new hosting platform of the Podcast, a man chopping off his penis mid-sleep, seals being "water dogs" and, of course, Brandon's recent birthday... making him officially older than 12, we think. We're just the interns writing this description, don't really know the dude's age.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the (potential) new hosting platform of the Podcast, as well as favorite dog breeds, the amount of people born in Antarctica, Bill Nye's famous quotes and Bozo the Clown's recent passing... RIP BOZO

Jack and Steven are joined by Dennis to discuss some serious news... Andrew Tate's forced departure off of Social Media. Other than that, Jack goes into detail about his recently hacked accounts, his new computer build, and future plans for more livestreams. Oh and there was also the discussion of what the best looking fruit is, gotta be a strawberry right?

Jack and Steven are joined by Andrew and Antonio in a podcast in which Steven decides to take over some of the hosting duties, questioning his inferiors about filming and videography. Additionally, the group discusses least favorite fruits and what it would be like to talk to animals... which probably won't be as fun as initially imagined.

Jack and Steven are back to start Season 5 with a bang, talking about the new logo and the return of the podcast intro music! On top of that, the two debate over how many pigeons each would be able to carry on a given day, and then, if all animals were the same size, which would win in a fight? Riveting stuff guys.