Two Judgey Girls

We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is stil around! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters watched from rehab. (Another tough week for Lu.) Are you Team Bethenny or Team Carole? Mary continues to loathe B. Strong while Courtney is Team No One. The Southern Charm reunion kicks off with a letter from TRavs attorney addressing the mutual decision to not attend and acknowledging "fans". We loved Cam and Kathryn making up and are ready to see an Ashley intervention next week. Come judge with us!Next week's episode will be a break down of Naked Wasted from RHOC Season 4 Episode 8, which can be found on Hulu.This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code 'TJG' for $5.00 off any 6-, 12-, or 24-pack order. You can purchase on their website www.morningrecoverydrink.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with is a half drank tequila. Come judge with us!Interested in Teami Blends? Use our code JUDGEY for 15% off any order from their website, www.teamiblends.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on whose side we are really on, but we will try to convince you to join us as well. Hope you've enjoyed your 4th of July and enjoy this BONUS episode! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecticut. Ramona is confronted for asking Tom (it’s about Tom) to come to one of his parties. Who does Ramona think she is? Slob Kebab. In Charleston, Ashley is struggling to deal with Thomas and hopes he will give her a ring. She is disappointed with a bracelet. Kathryn goes MIA and we find out she is battling depression. Craigy continues to work on his business even without a working pinky. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!)Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside of our Bravosphere. We lament over the ending of VPR this season, but so thankful we got some secrets revealed (Scheana's confession was not one we needed...) Orange you said its over? Below Deck continues to have horribly trained staff and Captain Sandy was too much of a guest with her Womanizer. The ladies of New York brought it this week in an episode that rivals Scary Island. We cannot get enough of these women as we psychoanalyze them with no credibility. Southern Charm is still featuring that T-Rav toe face and Trashley and we can't wait to see their demise. Come judge with us!Don't forget! Two Judgey Girls is heading to Sur for See You Next Tuesday on June 12th. If you're in LA, stop by and hang! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Logan. We deep dive into the drama of Southern Charm with Trashley and T-Rav still causing the drama--but their downfall seems inevitable. Below Deck really bores us as a recap and we are now on Team Adam. The ladies of New York continue to entertain us and we are so #blessed to have them on our TV screens. Tuesday, June 12th is our meet up at SUR. If you're in the LA area, come join us for a night of drinks and dancing at 9:00pm. SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place, Captain Sandy being a boss b*itch on Below Deck, and Scheana slurping up the pasta like it'll be gone in 7 minutes or less. Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded out but also need more of him. Carole and Tinsley continue to be sitting at the mean girls lunch table yet we can’t get enough #teamradziwill. We learn that Countess Luann always adds baby when she sings happy birthday--Court was robbed. We get to see Captain Sandy and her new crew on Below Deck and deal with the worst charter guests yet! We continue to shame TRAV on Southern Charm and want him OFF OF THE SHOW. Come judge with us!Have you tried FabFitFun yet? Use our code TJG for $10 off your first box at $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up--you won't regret it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Drew on her. We are finally saying it: Carole is Steven Tyler’s twin sister. Jason showed up to the VPR reunion and made Scheana cry. “Why is this harder than my divorce?” The ice kween has spoken, will Erika Jayne return for another season? Teddi Bear definitely solidified her diamond. Want you judge with us? Want a video autograph from your favorite Bravolebrity? Head over to www.bookcameo.com and send your mom, sister, brother, ex-boyfriend a video message! Use our code 'TJG' for $5.00 off!Are you ready to treat yoself? Try out FabFitFun! Use our code 'TJG' for $10 off your first box for $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork. Missy makes a guest spot and Lu takes her date home. We go to the TomTom Progress Party and see Rob completely ignore Scheana and her hard hat. Surprise surprise, Jax isn't moving to Florida...he is trying to move down the hall. LVP forces him give a resignation letter. We continue to watch the 2018 Dorito's apology tour and can't wait for the 3 part reunion to be over. Come JUDGE with us!Want a video autograph from your favorite Bravolebrity? Head over to www.bookcameo.com and send your mom, sister, brother, ex-boyfriend a video message! Use our code 'TJG' for $5.00 off!Are you ready to treat yoself? Try out FabFitFun! Use our code 'TJG' for $10 off your first box for $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are LIVE from Portland! Come judge with us as we talk about flying with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick as well as all things Bravo. Is RHONY the best show now that Bravo has to offer? Is Naomie the wokest girl on Southern Charm? Have you watched Southern Charm NOLA?! (If no, START!) When is RHOBH going to be over like allegedly Erika Jayne's marriage...? COME JUDGE WITH US!Have you tried FabFitFun yet? Use our code TJG for $10 off your first box at $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up--you won't regret it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast files and applications, today's podcast is somewhat janky. And you know what, if you love us, you'll understand and deal. WE ARE SORRY! Anyways, join us as we dive into all things Bravo this week including Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, the unfortunate RHOBH as well as the stellar RHONY. We got it all for you plus Summer Mary is here to give you the deets of EVERYTHING. LOVE YOU! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney from LA met up with the VPR cast at WWHL this week. Listen to find out about the choice words Scheana had for her. Mary from the Bay returns from Mexico and is glad she didn’t have to sit down with her boyfriend and tell him the “rumor” that she hooked up with James Kennedy... at least this time it was in a hot tub. Jax has officially come unhinged. Roid rage or too much pasta? We continue to snooze through Beverly Hills and discuss if Erika is a mean girl. We cried watching Carole finish the marathon and continue to question Luanne and her costumes, and later on cornrows. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The podcast is back this week! While Mary from the Bay frolics where the VPR kids once peed in Mexico, Courtney from LA has a multitude of guests. We were able to CATCH Mary for a few minutes to discuss Lu's upcoming cabaret show and her detective skills in Mexico tracking down the locations of VPR. We have the ICONIC DANNY PELLEGRINO as our first podcast guest, dissecting the premiere of RHONY as well as VPR. If you're not following him on Instagram, do it now and check out his podcast too, Everything Iconic! @dannypellegrino To wrap up the rest of the episodes this week, we have Courtney's roommate, Tiffy from LA. After a glass of two or wine, we teach her people's names and get her input on Beverly Hills, the finale of Summer House and the premiere of Southern Charm. Thanks for all of you who have stuck with us, and we hope you enjoy this extra long podcast! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you playing our MARCH MADNESS brackets? You all voted the Hottest Male Bravolebrity to be Mr. Kyle Richards aka Mauricio from The Agency. Check out our insta stories to vote for the next bracket: which housewife you'd like to return to their franchise. In VPR, we finally travel to Mexico and watch Jax make up a fake job in Tampa and "break up the band." Over at Summer House, Kyle shows his true colors after taking too many swigs of rosé and told Amanda, "Summer is supposed to be FUN!" Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Lois, Rinna's momma, was the allstar as Erika Jayne remained a Regina George. A clairvoyant stops by to tell the women they are hanging with Marilyn Monroe and LVP's Pink Dog. Bring your fanny packs and judge with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not before the Witches of Weho warn her that he is "creepy" and "predatory." Does anyone care about Ariana's va-jay-jay? In the Hamptons Hubbs exploded just like the tea in the pool, Kyle pees into a wine bottle and calls it Peenot Gris. Do you think Ramona would drink it? Over at Beverly Beach 90210, Teddi Bear stands up to Dorit and Erika. Erika caught a case of "pretend amnesia" and wasn't going to let her F*ck with her. Come judge with us and let Mary tell you about meeting Madison Marie Parks Valleta's Dad! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SORRY FOR THE SOUND! Mary is heading to meet 7-minute Rob at his launch party for his new show "This is SF" tonight! We can't wait for the stories and photos to come. We break down all things VPR in Vegas, Scheana's horrible podcast, why Dorit has the hots for Lisa and that Camille needs her diamond back. Summer House is the same old, same old. But really... MARY IS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ROB! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season 10 RHONY trailer came out today and it is iconic: Lu the convict, Dorinda the drunk, Bethany and Carol break up. And Sonja and Ramona are still fighting over rooms we assume. Jax saw his life flash before his eyes...luckily he didn't have to have heart to heart. Scheana continues to obsess over Rob and their unborn baby, Madison Marie Parks Valleta. Carl totally redeemed himself this week with his mom in town and the Wirkus Circus came along for the ride. Is Stephen the new villain outing Carl? Meanwhile RHOBH gets a crossover with Bethenny. Whose side are you on: Kyle, Dorit, or LVP? Come judge with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VPR heads to Big Bear to see that a real man can hang a TV in 7 minutes. "It's all happening." Courtney got conned by Carl this week via DM. She knows exactly what Lauren is going through. We are team Kyle as LVP puts her loyalties with Doritos. We also can confirm DoriTOES does not have 6 toes. Sad day for us but come and judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Queen Ariana vs Murder She Wrote Stassi in a battle of the birthdays. Stassi stills sings "it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, or drink too much tequila and take too much adderall". Why doesn’t my bf like me? The Carl Addiction is strong in the Hamptons. He even said I love you, right before he put it in...does that make it count? Kyle continues his drinking bender and we wonder if he was an eating disorder? Doritos continues to stir the pot and puts Kyle vs Erika all because she slept in a hotel, because she had her period. The BH ladies head to NYC for fashion week and DoriTOES continues to put her foot in her mouth...pun intended. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyle stands up this week to LVP and Doritos: did the ladies really plot against her? LVP needs to stick to Vanderpump Rules. Speaking of, Chamomile Katie was fat shamed this week by Kevin Lee Shi Shi...will this hurt his business? Jax was late to bartend so he got wasted with Bert, Brandon, and Billy. Kristen continues to want to destroy his life...Just like Carl is doing to Lauren Wirkus. She is officially under his spell. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In VPR, Tom finally found his balls and stuck up for his Bubba! He called Scheana a boot leg Kardashian with no personality, and told her all she cares about is her-selfie. In the Hamptons, Lauren loses her shit over Carl and pies him in the face, and proceeds to lick it off and make out. Erika Jayne is DoriTOES' stage mom, who gives us a FEVER with Boy George at Peeeekkkayyyys 50th birthday! Meanwhile Teddi gets called psycho and Dorit can't let go of #glassgate. Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s ALL about the pasta this week...aka code for coke. Listen to us HAMM it up about our weekend together at The Sundance Film Festival. Breaking News: DoriTOES has 6 toes. Are Erika Jayne and Mr. Girardi on the rocks? Scheana lost her smile this week, good thing we made a missing sign. Summer House premiered with a new hottie Amit and Carl got compared to Mexican food. And finally, we are excited that we can officially say goodbye to Soggy forever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we said goodbye to Bobby Zarin. Did Jill really film at the funeral? Tom Sandoval won Mary over with his trumpet abilities and we got to see the White Kayne in action at See You Next Tuesday. Meanwhile, Brittany is still putting up with Jax and playing recordings to prove he is a sociopath/asshole yet still wants to stay with him. Dorit was late to a very important date with Teddi... so she left. Soggy and Marg continue to battle it out over foyers. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MVP goes to the Vanderpump Rules cast. We've got Lala being thankful for her hands for handjobs and kitty kat for taking that D like a champ. Scheana is still trying to convince us and herself that Rob likes her. But we all know Sandoval likes him the most #robsessed. We believe Teresa is on the out with Joe (and potentially so is America...) and Soggy Flicker is out of the show. We are almost positive Soggy went to CVS to get the sling and boot. Rinna pushes her offspring to be the next Hadid's and Doritos calls Camille a stupid C-U-N-Tuesday. Won’t you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New year, same ole Judgey Girls. Join 'The Jury Speaks' on Facebook to interact more with people that are saying what you are thinking. This week we discuss Lu in rehab, Tom kissing Lala’s friends, Jax continuing to be a sociopath while the girls eat Taco Bell, Soggy saying Daddy, the girls leaving Relationshep on their own, and Dorit continuing to bash Rinna. Come judge with us!Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1719120298153641 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The people have spoken and YOU ARE THE JURY! Sadly, This is our last pod of 2017. We talk about the highlights of this year including: it’s about Tom, Bunny Gate, and sucking D at the Round Up. Hear our amazing Doritos accent and Beverly Hills taglines. We also discuss Jax being a disgusting pig and Brittany having hate sex with him. Shep continues to be a slob in Charleston and Soggy just needs to go. Thank you all for a fabulous year! Happy Holidays, and for the last time of 2017, come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WARNING: Major ADD this episode. Polls results are in for the best housewife. We revisit the most anticipated fashion show of the year, Kim D’s POSCHE standing for Piece of Shit Cokehead Homewrecker Everyday. Meanwhile in the South, Courtney thinks she is the best match for RelationSHEP. VPR premiere brings it. Poor Brittany gets called out by Jax and her Postmates habits then he cheats on her with Faith. We don’t know what’s worse? Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we question if Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon put their differences aside...maybe for the cameras. Kim Z returns to Atlanta and Kenya asks if she had reassignment surgery. Theresa throws another glass of red wine in New Jersey after the claims she has rekindled an old flame...haven’t Juicy Joe and her been together since middle school? Plus Courtney and Mary are still single even though their parents pimp them out at bars. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney met Meghan King Edmonds in real life. Delores accused Danielle of taking drugs but we think Soggy Slicker is on them. And the Academy Award for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Margaret as #cakegatecontinues. Cynthia is officially a cougar and Porsha has a disease that makes her not go on long plane flights--it's called Being Cheapitis. Mark Deuber may or may not (but probably does) get his D sucked at The Round Up. The OC finale party was a dud and we don’t even know what The King Collection is. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through hormone therapy this week...we doubt it worked. We fell more in love with Dolores and Marg this week (and Archie the dog!). Andy was impressed with Brandi not bringing sexual chocolate to the reunion show. Cam was thankful as well. And taglines are officially out in Hotlanta! Also, it's Summer Mary's birthday, and we can only imagine what will happen... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vicki finally got her long awaited casserole after returning back to the hotel from an Icelandic ER. Turns out it was “high blood pressure” aka an anxiety attack/dehydration/lack of sleep which we call a hangover. She’s a hair of the dog kind of girl and made up with Tamra over champs while Peggy is still in her room talking to Diko. In the Garden State, Soggy stopped taking her meds and continues to fly off the handle. She wants to get a sharp knife and put it in the Powerhouse with Pigtails. Speaking of wives with knives, in Dallas, Leanne says she is going to slit Brandi’s throat. Her engagement brunch didn’t go exactly as planned as half the party walked out, but we think she solidified another season all about her wedding. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teresa's mom was looking down on us when we experienced a technical difficulty the first time we tried to record because we were #blessed with the new of Shannon and David FINALLY separating! We are so looking forward to single Shannon and Kelly out on the town, securing us AND them for another season. Sparkle Dog food killed it (probably literally) in Dallas. We beg Soggy to keep her cookies to herself and Danielle may or may not have been a scumbag in what she told Teresa. Thanks for judging with us and we are sorry for the delay... but it's well worth the wait! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blame Courtney from LA for being sick last week and missing a recording. We are so happy to be back in Jersey and see Soggy Flicker cry over salty crab cakes. We have a new stalker named SEXZ Chef. No one even flinched when Leann shattered a champagne flute over in Dallas. Now Kameron understands why they had plastic cups. In Orange County, Peggy confronts Shannon and then we have to hear her yell/cry the rest of the episode. How many tears will be in Iceland? Come judge with us... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Easter in the OC. But really we are just wondering what kind of egg the Dallas ladies put up their Vaaaaa-jay-jay? Plastic or hard boiled? David wants Shannon to get all spoons out of her mouth, including the silver one. "Just kidding Dear." Sexual chocolate was really the star in Mexico aka the black dildo that Kameron Westscott wanted in pink. And who's lying Brandi or Cary about doctors killing people on the table? Come judge with us!P.S. Don't forget to give us a 5 star review and DM us for horrible advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KIDashian spin off coming 2018 featuring Kimye 3.0, Khloe, and baby lip kit Kylie. We just can't keep up with the Kardashians. In the OC, Peggy held her ground about cancer and refereeing, but not peanut galleries. Leanne got MVP this week accusing Cary of doing yoga and Mark receiving BJs at the Round Up. We also got to see 2 boob jobs, one by a plastic surgeon and the other by a "gyno". Please use your Cover Girl powder for recovery and come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kelly Godd's farewell 32G party was a BUST (pun intended). Shannon yelled at Tamra like she was her daughter and had yet another mental breakdown on camera. Vicki still claims she's not a con artist and we don't understand why Steve and his kind eyes like her. In Dallas, the HonesTea didn't go so well. Leanne, sans her new engagement ring, blamed her carnie past on calling Cary a C-U-Next-Tuesday. Oh, and per usual, but more than normal, lots of ADD this episode...come judge with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ricky, Tamra's Gay of Honor, dropped a bomb this week claiming he has seen Eddie make out with men. He even claimed Tamra liked it. Is this true or another cancer scam? Do we like Brandi of Dallas and her botched facelift and light eyebrows? In Paradise, Deanie babies became the villain and we had to hear about Taylor taking all of Derek in...it made us feel uncomfortable. Speaking of uncomfortable, Courtney is trying out for my 600 lb life to get gastro bypass surgery. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the last time, it's about Tom. Andy Cohen reported LIVE right from Lu's Sag Harbor home. She looked skinny and Andy dived right in, asking her brutal questions. He asked: Do you feel like a chump? Did either of you cheat? What were you fighting about? Are you embarrassed? Did the girls tell you "told you so!"? Are you ever going back to The Regency? It was everything we needed for closure. Meanwhile, in the OC, the girls dressed up as men. Shannon was Bret Michaels and the rest of the girls were white trash (especially Tammy Sue), and then Lydia showed up. We were excited to see Meghan King Edmonds and her PI side come back out. Vicki wasn't as pleased and was upset she didn't get invited to the bingo party. In Dallas, we question if Stephanie is a social climber. But enjoy that her and Brandi are back to being BFFs. Below Deck kicks back off with Captain Lee showing no mercy. And we do not approve of Dean's actions in Paradise, but Kristina needs to get over her two week fling! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most anticipated interview to end the summer is approaching... Andy Cohen sits down with Lu at her home in The Hamptons. Hear our predictions and wrap up why Sonja was such a C-U-Next-Tuesday to Tinsley; She isn't your slave or intern! We are snoring through the OC but appreciate Shannon and Kelly Godd making amends. Also, Shannon we get, you are FAT. In Paradise, Corinne over drank and and blamed it on "medication." Poor Demario. And we have to keep dealing with that teetotaler, Taylor. We've finally boarded the Dallas train, so hop on and COME JUDGE WITH US! (Oh yeah, and help us get to 10K by Labor Day on our Instagram, @twojudgeygirls!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sip n' Snooze this week with the OC. Peg and her fried hair need to go. We are so sick of the Vicki and Kelly vs Tamra and Shannon fight. Let's move on and whoop it up! It's still about Tom in New York. BAN THAT REGENCY. Chris Harrison gave us an after school special about consent. Paradise opened back up but the closure gave some "couples" too much time to think and hate each other. Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you miss us?! Where were you when you found out about Tom and Lu divorcing? Missy didn't see that coming! Is Meghan King Edmonds the voice of reason this season? Lydia is making Doug getting his balls chopped off. Peggy and her yellow lambo physically show Meghan how to zip her lips. All hail to Sonja and Dorinda in Mexico, please pass them more tequila, clothing is optional. Was Tinsley saying fuck you or thank you to Sonja? And how did Bryan win the The Bachelorette? Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE ARE BACK! And we are watching Kelly Godd send all 174 pounds of Shannon off the rails. Luanne was our spirit animal this week as we share our own stories of falling when drinking. And our ADD is as strong as ever. We also have a lil VPR in Mexico scoop! Also, who is Steve? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we breakdown the final four contestants on The Bachelorette. Peter, we know you don't want to win. We think that Craig should eat cheese while Naomi goes down as we believe in the best of both worlds. The OG of the OC returns and she is going big! We have cringeworthy moment with Shannon and David over quinoa bowls and weight gain. Tamra and Lydia go to Bible Study. Bethany disinvites Ramona to Mexico but she is still going and Sonja has a lot to say about her nether regions. Mary is praying she gets prescribed diet pills and we are just praying she makes it safely to Colombia! Won't you judge with us?ALSO, Two Judgey Girls is going LIVE on Tuesday, July 25th, and we want you to join us! We’re doing live chats that you can be a part of, either on video or in the text chat, using this awesome new app called Smiletime. Download it in the app store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/smiletime-collaborate-livestream-chat-together/id941425252?mt=8Then subscribe to The Fantasy Suite, by clicking the heart inside the room, and don’t forget to allow notifications so that we can holler at you when the chat is starting! We can’t wait to hang with you guys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONUS EPISODE: Keep up with Courtney & Mary for this exclusive breaking news story of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. This mini-sode talks all details of the instagram posts, temporary restraining orders, revenge porn and that you don't mess with Rob's robes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dorinda got MVH (Most Valuable Housewife)! CLIP, CLIP, CLIP! She had the "shampoo effect" and channeled her inner Mob Wife, she also forgot her luggage to Vermont. We continue to loathe Bethenny and hearing about how her life is worse than everyone elses. Do you have sympathy for Tinsley? Mary was happy to see Kathryn and TRav rekindle their romance. Meanwhile Courtney continues to do dolphin inpersonations and we started a #BanLandon campaign. Lyle proposes to Catherine and was denied based on finances. The Bachelorette was a European Massacre. Rachel sent home 9 men and we think we know her final four: Eric, Bryan, Peter, and DeanieBaby! Listen to figure out what a BBHJ is...Also, do you like our new theme song? Come judge with us! And don't forget to leave your five star review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we watch Carole and Dorinda go to the Women's March. Courtney and Mary reveal what they did that day...it was a little different. We discuss Ramona and her face lift, we mean edgy ponytail. We have mastered Landon's dolphin sex voice, definitely take a listen. Ashley forgets her pants again, but never forgets her lingerie. Mary learns the meeting of coitus thanks to The Bachelorette spelling bee and the game "I want to eat your butt." Write us a review, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram! Oh, and come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.