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While we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Patreon that deep dives into the pilot episode of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. If you're interested in more episodes like this, we recommend joining our Patreon. For $5/month you get at least one bonus episode, plus you are supporting Two Judgey Girls, overall. You can find it at www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls.You can watch the pilot episode here (first 5 minutes) and here or search YouTube.Happy New Year and we hope you enjoy!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get a restraining order on Kelly God. We cried at Easter dinner in New Jersey and just want Delores and Frank to get back together. In Dallas Kam finally comes clean and tells Kary what Leeanne has been saying and Leeanne has amnesia and can't remember. The boys are horrible on Below Deck (seriously!) and Dennis still proves to be THE WORST on RHOA. Come judge with us one final time for 2019!This week's podcast is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Go to www.nativedeodorant.com and use code 'TJG' at checkout for 20% off of your first purchase.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming our favorite? Did we love Gina's new hair? RHONJ made us tear up with the inevitable demise of Joe and how it affects his girls. Are we over David for Dolores? RHOD has left us loving Kam and canceling LeeAnne. Is it too little too late for the Dallas Carnie? RHOA didn't excite us with the overproduction of Kenya taking over Munty Marlowe's event. Should the Below Deck boys be cancelled too? Was Kate not great either? Come judge with us!This week's episode sponsored by:LULUSIMONSTUDIO, go to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order.Morelabs, with Summer Mary's favorite hangover remedy, Morning Recovery. You can purchase on Amazon with code 'TJGAMAZON' or on www.morelabs.com/TJG with code 'TJG' for 20% off of your order.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamaica, Jennifer swims in horse shit and Jackie can't catch a break. Dolores says they aren't cut from the same cloth and just doesn't want to be her friend. Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:Hello Fresh, go to www.HelloFresh.com/TJG9 and use code 'TJG9' for 9 free meals!Zola, go to Zola.com/TJG to start your free wedding website and get $50 towards your registry!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset about how she breathes? Do you leave your kid in poopie diapers if they are relaxed? In Miami does Shannon need to cut her hair? Does Kelly suck D for money? Are we doing something wrong? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of. For 50% off of your first order, use code TJG50 at www.takecareof.com.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on screen belittle his wife, stories of Todd taking his daughter to the strip clubs, and Nene making it back on screen. In the OC, we strip down for a weaning party, Shannon might be poor, and Kelly is done with the women. In Thailand, we watch Leeanne have a mental breakdown and go after Kary inappropriately, although the girls mocked her and her L'infinity dress. In New Jersey, we celebrate Melissa's 40th birthday as she goes "On Display." Jennifer and Jackie are trying to move forward while Tre is trying to move in on the pool guy. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO.COM. Use code TJG20 for 20% off your next order.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess player and who is playing checkers? Also we talk about our Top 10 Most Beautiful Housewives. Come judge with us! Sponsored by HelloFresh: Get 9 free meal with HelloFresh by going to HelloFresh.com/TJG9 and using code TJG9You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about her, puhhhhllleaassseeee! RHONJ had a strong start and we may have cried: Gia with the confessional and Nono always being a star. Finally, in Dallas we got to see LeeAnne tie the knot "with innocence in his EYE." Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Native deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code 'TJG' during checkout!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leeanne to the alter...will her mother show up? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by More Labs. Go to MORELABS.COM/TJG to do more the next day after a night of drinking. Use code TJG for 20% off! For Amazon use code: TJGAMAZON for 20% off and get that Prime 2-day delivery just in time for the weekend!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron threw us a couples wedding shower, she truly has exquisite taste and thanks to her husband, Cort, for paying for it. Mamma Dee literally admits to setting D'Andra up for failure and we suspect there is no money left in the trust. Come judge with us! This episode is sponsored by CareOf for 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter TJG50.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MESS EXPRESS train to San Diego for Shannon's 55th birthday. Emily and Gina still can't manage to repair their friendship. Tamra and Braunwyn finally get it on and we get to see a little bit of MKEPI. In Dallas we have to attend another "shower" for Leanne. Kary is really coming in with a splash and continues to question Leanne. We get to see the true Locken we all know, calling DAndra FAT, low blow, even for you Leanne.. Plus did you know Brandi can see dead people? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels. You can find all three seasons on Amazon Prime and/or Hulu (but we recommend Prime as it has the uncensored version). Head over to our Patreon for more bonus content revisiting pilot episodes of the golden-era of reality television. We'd love for you to be a Juror Patron for $5/month, which truly shows support for Two Judgey Girls plus bonus podcast content, where we already have TWO additional episodes waiting for you! www.patreon.com/TwoJudgeyGirlsThank you for all of your support!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yachting? What really happened between Aesha and Jack? Meanwhile in Arizona, Vicki continues to spread rumors and lies about Kelly God--now she can't step foot on Jolie's school? Tamra actually sheds some light on Vicki but we see her playing for both sides (Kelly and Vicki) and maybe for the other team with Braunwyn. Are we really buying Vicki's apology and surrendering to Kelly, can they move forward? Plus new tv show recommendations from Court. Come judge with us! This week's episode sponsored by:Native Deodorant: Go to NATIVEDEODORANT.COM and use code 'TJG' for 20% off.HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and enter 'TJG80'.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnosed" with a concussion would you drink night of? What DR okay'd that? Is Emily being a bad friend or Gina? Emily doesn't look like Shrek. Meanwhile, in Mexico LeeAnne officially initiates Kary into the group by telling her her life story. Stephanie is really spiraling hearing about it. We get to see D'Andra's spanx and striptease dance. Kam calls Brandi trash but not white trash. Everyone is playing the victim--can't we just drink tequila and get along? Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:CARE/OF: Use code 'TJG' for 25% off at www.TakeCareOf.com. MORELABS.COM: Use code' TJG' for 20% off, do more the next day.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you listen to podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emily's sexy dance turn on her father-in-law? Was Vicki only allowed to show up for 24 hours? Meanwhile, in Dallas the girls head to Mexico and things got a little dark. Will this vacation be the new Scary Island? Team LeeAnne or Team Kary? We're team Let's Listen to Kam Speak "mexicano." This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO.COM use code 'TJG20' for 20% off. Find your favorite sassy graphic tees, muscle tees, slouchy tanks, sweatshirts, hoodies, typography art prints, funny quotes, mugs, wine glass, beer glass, and tote bags.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get to go to Arizona? Do we like Dr. Deb and her eccentricities? Meanwhile in Dallas we really feel the love between Rich and Leanne, do they have an open relationship? We think that Tinsley and Kameron need a spin off. How much did Mama Dee pay for that 50th birthday? Kudos to Stephanie and Brandi roasting D'Andra, enough with the candles. We also discuss Courtney's latest obsession: Who is Caroline Calloway? Come judge with us!!! This week's episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and enter code TJG80. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines? WE NEED more Kam!!!! In the OC, we continue to feel bad for Gina and love her new friendship with Shannon. Meanwhile, we still loathe Tamra and want Shane to fill up Emily's love tank. Come judge with us!! This week's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code 'TJG' during checkout!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favorite quote this week: "It can’t get worse. I went to jail, adultery, divorce." -GinaWe wrap up the Southern Charm finale to find out that Kathryn might not be sober. Has the cast has been covering for her because of her custody battle? Madison didn't come off as the most apologetic person and continues to be friends with benefits to Austen. Did you know you can get rid of chlamydia in 7 days? Dr. Andy Cohen told us. Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by morelabs.com to do more the next day after a night out. Use code TJG for 20% off at checkout or check them out on Amazon and use code TJGAMAZON.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas alluding to Kelly Dodd participating in a sex train. Guys--she hasn't even had a threesome (according to the comment left on our Instagram)! We are ready to make the amigas go adios. In the South, our Craig admits to abusing adder all and EVERYONE questions Kween Kathryn's own sobriety. Rewatch her appearance on WWHL--what do you think? Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Zola. You can build your free wedding website on Zola and get $50 toward your registry by going to www.zola.com/TJG.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? We discuss the Southern Charm season finale and definitely do NOT approve of Shep bringing the girls to embarrass Madison and Austen. In fact, we are now #TeamMadisten. The OC isn't doing much better with Tamra still being there. Team Jolie and more Kelly. Can we get a spinoff? Did we miss Vicki? Does anything ever happen on this show? And guys, we really are saying goodbye to Summer Mary as this is the last week of fun for her. But always remember, we all carry a bit of Summer Mary within.This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order at www.lulusimonstudio.com.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Charm and the downhill of Shep Rose (did you see that insta story this week?). Will Madison and Austen last? The RHOC premiere showed us how Shannon got her groove back. Kelly Dodd is now a plastic surgery informercial, Braunwyn came in HOT, Gina is on the hot mess express (but we sure do feel for her!), Emily still can't stand Shane and we still can't stand Tamra! Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:HelloFresh: Use code TJG80 for $80 off your first month at www.hellofresh.com/TJG80.LOLA: Use code TJG at www.mylola.com for 40% off your first month's subscription.Follow us on Instagram, @twojudgeygirls, and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls. You can also join our Facebook group, The Jury Speaks, at www.facebook.com/TheJurySpeaks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a reality TV aficionado. We finish out this season of RHOBH praising Camille for being both unhinged and also being an entire storyline for the season. We get into the chlamydia of it all with Southern Charm. Should Madison have been on The Bachelorette instead of this show? Do we want Austen and her together (spoiler alert: they are!)? Did Shep want to date Madison first? DID HE GIVE DANNI CHLAMYDIA!? To prepare for the premiere of RHOC next week, we also talk about the Top 10 Ultimate Moments of RHOC, according to Bravo TV (which you can find here: https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/season-8/videos/the-ten-ultimate-rhoc-moments). We also think they missed the mark with a few, so we threw in a few honorable mentions. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off your first order at www.nativedeodorant.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about their lawsuits, break that fourth wall down. Camille's shoulders must be tired from caring the season. The Southern Charm kids are still in Colorado taking in the local delicacies and Kathryn does not approve. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Rough mornings after drinking are now optional! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made amends? Bethenny finally gives us a better time line of her and Dennis' relationship. We snooze through the Beverly Hills reunion, but learn that Aaron's dick is bigger than Kyle's shoe. We also dive deep into Potomac and I finally understand...these women give ZERO FUCKS! We tackle #penisgate and watch the sexual assault allegations play out in the press and on camera. Come judge with us! Sponsored by: LULUSIMONSTUDIO which has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t get us started about the lunch 6 months later... Meanwhile in Charleston we break down Craig’s mental breakdown and are haunted again by the return of Ashley Jacobs. We definitely get back on the crazy train. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present. Sponsored by NATIVE Deodorant Safe. Simple. Effective. www.nativedeodorant.com use code TJG at checkout for 20% off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the triplets make it? Plus every sponsor, what she wore, and their first song. We also discuss the RHOC trailer for Season 14, which confirms Vicki's devotion. And ONE fun fact about The Hills... PLUS, Summer Mary goes back in time with Kate Casey to discuss the first ever episode of RHONY. Do they miss Alex and Simon? This was a time when Lu was still a Countess and Bethenny hadn't even created Skinny Girl. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How does she have all of that money? The gentlemen from the South are still arguing with each other. Are Shep and Whitney bullies? Who will bring home the most ladies to the penthouse? Will Austen ever get over Madison? We also talk about the comeback of The Hills as well as the Insta deep dives Mary has done this week. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh. Check out www.hellofresh.com/TJG80 for $80 off your first month's subscription. Sent straight to your door, they make cooking easy, simple and delicious! Summer Mary's nightly routine is taking a Morning Recover. Check out www.morelabs.com/TJG to help you after a long night to have an easier morning. Plus, try out their new product, Liquid Focus, to stay more alert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, while Whitney had an incident with wiener juice... Come judge with us! This week's sponsors are: LULUSIMONSTUDIO has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio.com, using code 'TJG20' for 20% off of your order. LOLA is a female-founded company offering a line of organic cotton tampons, pads, liners and all-natural cleansing wipes. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit www.mylola.com and enter 'TJG' when you subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanwhile the girls in Charleston get on Kathryn for her spending, taste in men, and going MIA. In Beverly Hills nothing happened once again but we got to see Brandi Glanville not move her face. Come judge with us! Sponsored by Beauty By Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG use code TJG for 20% off. Sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code TJG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne. But would Erika Jayne ever talk about stuffed animal bunnies? Does Kim owe her an apology? Come judge with us. Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Shep is legit “ditching” girls. Chelsea has a house warming party and teaches us to play hammer and nail. In Hawaii, Camille is officially married no thanks to Kyle's help. LVP does think Dorit’s face has changed as much as her accent. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. We loved seeing the BH girls get drunk while watching how expensive it is to be Erika Jayne. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your entire order. New arrivals just received and you'll love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim of breaking down! VPR casts livers' breaking down! Kemsley/Todd relationship breaking down! Teddi's new bangs trying to fly away! Come judge with us! This week we have two sponsors: Beauty by Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG. Zola, a free wedding website for all your wedding needs. You can get $50 off your registry on Zola by going to www.ZOLA.com/TJG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the girls together until PEeeeKkkkaaaayyyy made a crack with his “British humor.” Is Teddi defending Kyle too much? Would you want Denise to be your mediator? Jax continues to be a narcissist and carry around his dads' ashes to get out of trouble with Brittany’s family. How did Katie become the Matron of Honor? Is it because she is the only person Jax hasn’t slept with? Come judge with us! P.S. Mary is stalking Shep in San Francisco. DM @relationshep that he needs to meet up with Summer Mary from TJG and help make Mary’s wildest dreams come true. Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Don’t make a morning after drinking hard anymore. Drink Morning Recovery! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she farts, scissors, and dances on the pool table. Tinsley and Scott’s relationship continues to be on the rocks and everyone is putting it under a microscope. Is Scott controlling? Would you do truth or dare? In RHOBH, Lois comes into town and we hear her survive story. Plus Camille gets passionate about Kavanaugh and puts her gloves up vs Rinna. How did all the Richards girls end up at that restaurant? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay Lala, was it anxiety or the Sunday Scaries? Is Tom Juan the sexiest most romantic husband alive? Meow. Is Billie Lee left out or just the worst? Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, are we team no one or drunk Camille? Goodbbbbyyyyeeee Kyle. The Berkshires continues to never disappoint. Sonja Morgan has a mental breakdown about acid on fingers and touching letters and Bethenny can’t stop crying...in the shalllllowwww...and we get to see Ramona and her infamous swimsuit. Come judge with us! This week's sponsor is Care/of vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code 'TJG50' for 50% off of your subscription for your first month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are a house divided: Courtney is Team LVP while Mary is Team Everybody Else. Where do you lie? Pick the right side. Be judicious in your convictions. Ariana and Kristen stole the show on VPR this week and we want to see more Mexico! Is the Countess on her high horse? Should she be knocked down a few pegs? Should Dorinda be kowtowing her to her? The Bezerkshires are the best! Come and judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to www.HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and use code 'TJG80' for $80 off your first month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get to see the TomTom Grand Opening Party and we think the $18k motorcycle side car was well worth it. Is Katie being a needy wife because she has an EQ of a 14 year old? Feed the hogggg. We are completely obsessed with Aaron and Denise and loved EVERYTHING about their wedding. Did LVP leak #puppygate to Radar Online? Is Lu holding a grudge? Should Dorinda just apologize? Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG use code TJG for 20% off. Don’t make a morning after drinking hard anymore. Drink morning recovery! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are over LucyLucy Apple Juicy! Teddi owned  it, why didn’t LVP? Does Aaron have a big penis? Denise is the saving grace of #RHOBH. Did Lala lose her shit in a Versace dress? Are we team James? Do you go to clam bakes and bring home lobster? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we even need a description when we can quote Tyler Perry instead? Dorinda gave us the ultimate gift this week with her text to Lu. VPR teeters the line with should we or should we not like James. Schwartz felt in the middle of his wife and his work wife, but we liked him defending his wife. We are sick of #lucygate and wish the girls would focus more on why everything is Dorit's fault and less about LVP. We also shed some tears watching Kyle and her family send Sophia off to college. No tears were shed while discussing the Varsity Blues scandal, though. Come judge with us! This week's sponsor is Care/of vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code 'TJG50' for 50% off of your subscription for your first month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bravo overwhelmed us this week with all the shows. We did our best to catch up on all things VPR, Summer House, RHOA, Mexican Dynasties, RHOBH, RHONJ AND RHONY! (Try saying that three times fast!)We welcome back RHONY and Ramona's swimming lessons but we could have waited a week with all we were given. We are glad RHONJ and Danielle's face will be off our screen for a bit. We want to read more of Kyle's 17 page email! Is Katie really a mean girl? Is Carter the worst? Also, can we all not be on Team Teddi or LVP and focus all of our anger at Dorit?! Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by MoreLabs (of Morning Recovery fame). They have expanded with new flavors and products. Check it out and receive 20% off of your order using code 'TJG' at www.morelabs.com/TJG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we travel to Mexico City and meet three new families that we are obsessing over: me encanta Mexican Dynasty. In RHOBH, we continue in the Bahamas and the bitches came out. LVP confronts Erika about a grievance note and Rinna thinks LVP set up Teddi. Whose side are we on? Meanwhile, in New Jersey we discover that Tre will always hate Melissa and never pick her as a friend. VPR got soft this week and showed Stassi, Lala, and Crazy Kristen with a heart. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Zola. Go to www.Zola.com/TJG to start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for an extra long podcast! You asked and we delivered: the first 25 minutes is dedicated to the Khloe/Tristan/Jordyn/Kylie drama. Then we deep dive into the New Jersey Reunion. Who won at the reunion: Jackie or Tre? Really, bitch? Crazy Kristen falls over in SoVain and Carter is exposed for not paying rent. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills the girls head to the Bahamas in the PJ on a trip "from Dorit", who definitely was not robbed. Oh and everybody makes a big deal that Erika drinks beer! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beverly Hills is back and we get to meet Charlie Scheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards. Did you know Denise was once married to Charlie? #winning We finally get to see what all the fighting is about. Did Doritoes put a Vanderpump dog in a shelter? Is Teddi gossiping about it? Is LVP showing real emotions? Whose side are you on? Meanwhile, in VPR the girls take a PJ to So-vain (say that in a Kentucky accent). Crazy Kristen got on the plane along with Scheana’s stuffed animal, Love Frog. Finally, in New Jersey, Marge takes charge and helps her husband throw Marty into the pool: who you calling ugly now? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Use code' TJG50 'for 50% off your first month subscription.  Check out www.takecareof.com. #CareOfPartner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is our 100th episode! Thank you ALL so much for listening, liking, and laughing with us. This week, we deep dive into 45 mins worth of news updates. We debrief the TomTom Daily Mail Party and reminsce on the Posche Fashion Show that almost was in RHONJ. In honor of our 100th episode, we are doing a giveaway: email us at twojudgeygirls.com with your creative Bravo meme, caption, hashtags, and insta handle and we will post our top 10 favorite. If we post yours, we will send you a TJG hat! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off of your order at www.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Those who ask shall receive: we deep dive into Andy’s baby shower; who was there, who wasn’t there, and the legend that is Lisa Rinna. We breakdown the RHONY trailer and are curious why Tinsley is so miserable. Did Jax and Lala sleep together? Did Lala go down on Ariana? And who’s side are you on: Team Marge or Team Jen/Tre/Danielle? Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Zola. To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola go to www.ZOLA.com/TJG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is shading LVP via insta story. We also got to experience Girls Night in where Katie and Billie threw down. Plus, we go to Cabo on RHONJ and talk about lip liner and monkeys' assholes. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by LOLA. You can receive 40% off of your subscription by going to www.mylola.com and using code 'TJG'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could we be more obsessed with Beau? Could we cringe anymore watching Scheana pretend she was on The Bachelorette? Do we have empathy for James? Is Stassi’s mom like Ariel or did she just drink too much? In New Jersey, Jennifer comes wine tasting with guns blazing and knives. Milania premieres “Can’t Wait to Grow Up” and Marge is jealous of Danielle’s good looks, according to Marty. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into RHONJ: Mary has found a new love for Joe Gorga and Frank, Courtney can have Frankie. Plus, we breakdown down another one of Stassi’s birthday meltdowns. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over towww.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG and use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.