This Shouldn't be a Thing

Oh hey there, if you're gonna lead a stadium in a moment of silence for a legend of your country beloved sport...take the time to make sure one major point is true. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Remember when a golden toilet was wiped swiped? Well it looks like there are suspects in custody and boy, did they crap the bed on this one! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We could make up some fun joke for what young men are doing to "get more manly", but this one is so weird and toxic, just don't...ever. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Look, animals escape from zoos, it happens, but if you're going to report something, make sure you get it from a credible source AND make sure the zoo actually has that animal in the first place. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Anyone who thinks soccer isn't a very dangerous or boring, certainly hasn't seen it played in Germany (Full disclosure, they happened BEFORE the match began) And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Don't forget; all liquids have to be three ounces or less, take off your shoes and please don't pack any pets in your pants. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Just because you says something is, Elon, doesn't make it true. And a man in California found this out when it came to his Cybertruck...and water. Enjoy this clip for your viewing pleasure. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We're going to assume science was very very bored when they decided it was time to bring back a certain land beast, only to create a new animal in need of a real hair journey. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Remember the Cheetozard story from last month? Well the auction is closed, the price has been set and we wanna know; would you pay that much for this thing? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you ever think to yourself "I wonder what eating 25 Carolina Reaper peppers would feel like?" let us quell your curiosity with some video evidence and a word of advice from an expert. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Tiffany's is the very definition of elegance, beauty and luxury when it comes to jewelry, but when it's in Florida, things can go down hill...or down the hatch, pretty quick. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're fishing in the far north coast of New Zealand, be on lookout for 900 pound dolphins...in your boat. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Turns out, the only thing cuter than reading about a toddler calling 911 for donuts, is listening to the audio of said child calling 911 for donuts. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you ever wanted to see a bunch of people Florida like you never seen people Florida before? Then check out this event and what would be the Wisconsin equivalent? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If there wasn't enough to worry about, now we have to think about zombie spiders?! Well, put this on your list, because they're out there and guess what, it's not just spiders. We're sorry... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Are you in need of extra cash? Do you need a new hair system? Well may we suggest, Narco Wig? It doesn't look weird at all and you probably won't get caught. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Didn't get enough of Billy McFarland the first time? Well if you feel like getting burned again...may we suggest Fyre Festival 2? Tickets starting at a measly $1400 (or 1.1 million dollars if you're fancy). And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

The Mona Lisa? Starry Night? The Lobster Phone?! No...someone stole America and authorities have never recovered it from the palace from where it was taken. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Do you love Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Do you love Pokemon? Well have we got the deal of the century, for you!! But it'll cost you over $1000 to catch 'em all!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Good news! If you're a world class athlete and want to play for the winningest team in MLB history, you can now that AND have a beard!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Well, we may have found the most Florida man who has ever Florida'd. This individual believes in liberty, freedom and if you don't like it...you can kiss his statutes! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're gonna mine for Crypto Currency, maybe keep it locked up in a safe place? Maybe mark it "Don't throw away, ever!" Because now, it's time for the grossest treasure hunt in history. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

One...fine...two? I dunno...but FIVE?!?! How can you lose five contact lenses and not have to see the doctor?!? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

You would think that opening a mummy's tomb after being buried for hundreds, if not a thousand years would be smelly, stinky and down right rotten. Well we are here to tell you that this isn't true! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Turns out, being swallowed up by a whale isn't something you need to fear...being mouthed by one? Totally different story. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're gonna make a cake, and you can't put it in the fridge, maybe utilize your garage or invest in a small auxiliary fridge, because if an opossum gets ahold of it, you might out one cake and paying for the vet And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Hey, Russian airport workers: When a little old lady is getting on the baggage conveyor, don't just watch...stop her!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air and Boat Engines know that losing weight, getting healthy and feeling good, these are all difficult to do and finding your own path is important. But dear God in heaven, don't walk down the path of this influencer. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We have doubts on how true this story is for today's TSBAT. From "Scuffling Monkeys" to knocking out the ENTIRE power grid for a country, we think this tale is bananas. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Here's a small piece of advice: Just because the fish is "toothless", doesn't mean they can't bite you, so whether you're a performing mermaid or not, be careful! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

The US Postal Service will always get your mail there, but there are no guarantees on when. Time, is a construct and the USPS doesn't comment on these matters. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Where can you find the longest car on record? You guessed it, Florida. And this week, we don't just have the story, we have video as well. So...you're welcome. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're looking for some tools, please stay away from AliExpress, as you may only get the idea of the item you need. This happen for one man in Georgia. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

An Englishmen has his luxury vehicle stolen out of his driveway less than 60 hours after he drove it off of the lot. The man alleges the dealership assured him the car was 'unstealable.' And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Experts are warning that falling iguana season is upon us! As temperatures in Florida approach freezing, scientists are warning that the large lizards will become stunned by the cold weather and could fall out of trees. Have no fear, call your local iguana removal expert! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

A man on the so called carnivore diet admits himself to the hospital after he begins secreting yellow ooze following months of only consuming butter, cheese, and ground beef. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Depending on who you talk to here at the show, gender reveal parties are either fine or the living end of our planet. That being said, if you're going to introduce dry ice to the event, please consult a 9th grade science teacher. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Flowers, candy, a nice card or a fancy dinner...these are great gifts for your significant other, not what one Taiwanese doctor thought would be a "brave" present for his wife. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Folks, we're gonna keep it simple today: Maybe we don't belong in the ocean after all...maybe the citizens of the watery world don't want us there. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Another tip from your friends at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Chocolatiers: Keep it quick in the bathroom at work or you might wind up on the Wall of Shame! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're a fan of soup and hard candy, well boy howdy do we have the latest and greatest craze for you! It's sweets for the soul... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Dolphins...intelligent sea creature or stoner with no direction in life!! You be the judge because these underwater mammals don't just get high, they know exactly how much to do to get the right buzz!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

You know what really sucks? Being told you're dead, when in fact you aren't dead. This is exactly what happened to a young woman in Maryland who got the stunning news via text! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're gonna slag something off, you better have tried it. One pizza place in England is placing a hefty cost on type of pizza and people have opinions! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air and Meatery want you to live your life out loud and be proud of you, but it may be in your best interest to keep certain pictures off the internet, especially if your face is recognizable. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

A shark getting caught in the nets of fisherman? No big deal. A Lego shark getting all tangled up? Well now that's a story!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Couches, bedding, kitchenware; it turns out you can buy ANYTHING at Ikea, including bombs. So if you're need of high grade military weapons, you're in luck! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Just a piece of advice; if you're gonna text your drug dealer, make sure it's actually your dealer and not...let's say the cops. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Today's story is kinda gross, so you've been warned. Today's story is about an addiction suffered by very few and we believe misnamed. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Do you live in California? Well if so, congrats....you're getting rolling devil cars running drive-less taxis!! Is this a good thing? A bad thing? Is it spitting in the face of God or Science? We discuss! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!