This Shouldn't be a Thing

We know this story doesn't fit neatly into the theme and brand of This Shouldn't Be A Thing, but we love it...it's so cute...and it's our show...so tough. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Iceland is known for many things: beautiful landscapes, natural hot springs and Björk, but there's a new thing in town that's causing a stir, but maybe it will keep the tourists away. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Another piece of advice for Matenaer On Air Industries and T-Shirt Cannon Research Lab: if a seafaring creature takes your surf board, it's no longer your surf board, it belongs to nature and the sooner you accept this, the better. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Visualize 10 Trillion gallons of water in one specific place that isn't an ocean, well the place you're imagining is doing a number on the Earth and its weight and reworking time as we know it. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Tradition is tradition and we here at the show respect that, but there is something to be said about when a doctor gives you some simple, very logic advice on what is and isn't, medicine. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Get yourself ready for the biggest party to come to Point Pleasant, WV since they saw the man himself! Whether its for a good time or conduct "research" we just ask you bring us back a potholder! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

What do you do with a pile of scrapple, a carving knife and an artist heart? Well first, you look up what scrapple is, then you go to town on this Philadelphia breakfast treat... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you live in Denver and you can run for a LONG way for a LONG time and you love Mexican fast causal dining, well do we have the event for you! All you need is good shoes and a strong stomach. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Do you live in New York City? Do you love to smoke things that are legal on a state-by-state basis? Do you love birds? Have we got a story for you that's totally real and not made up... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

A destination for a very specific form of remembrance is closing its doors and all we can say is - hair today, gone tomorrow. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

A gas station icon has been returned to its rightful home and we here at the show are breathing a huge sigh of relief, because without celebrities, how would we even know this was a thing? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Times are tough and one of the things we on which we rely, is being taken away, so we understand why some would stoop to such levels to get such a necessary commodity in one life. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you ever find yourself in Hungary in the Fall, you should check out one of the most important contests in its country's history...at least it has been for the past eight years. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Crunk Juice Labs, we won't tell you to break the law. We will tell you to be an upstanding citizens and own up to your mistakes. And if those mistakes cost you nearly $20,000 because you "thought you had a good idea", we're gonna make fun of you. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We're not experts on public works or construction or many things, but if you're gonna go for a long walk, maybe take some breadcrumbs or a map? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

This story has everything you love: vibrations, meters of green grass and utensils as part of the longest running competition involving racing worms. There, we made it sound exciting...you're welcome. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you're afraid that the robots will take over and make humans their servants, well rest easy because first, the machines are going to have to learn how to drive. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Why does anyone do anything? We ask this question today as we have no idea why this DeKalb County guy did what he did...maybe an elaborate art project? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We've all been there: you wanna eat your favorite meal. And that meal may or may not need toppings or condiments or seasoning. And YES, sometimes, the restaurant will be out of that needed "thing", but it's safe to assume, we'd accept that and let it go. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

What's in a name? Well a lot, so much that this business isn't welcome to sell their wares at this world famous hospital. Looks like some people just can't take a joke... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

OK, we can just stop right now with this craziness, because we don't blame the countries, we don't blame the governments and we most certainly don't blame the adorable pupper duppers who just want to see the world! We blame the persons who created this problem in the first place: the bad pet parents!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Today we tell you the story of a man who was so incapable of causing inconvenience to others, you'd swear he was born and raised in the Midwest, because when you read it, you'll get it. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Let's be honest, when you talk about Telsa, you're also talking about their owner and who knows where he is and how he's listening to us, so we'll just say the following: Good Luck Tesla, We Hope Your Plans Go Well And Great Job Being A Company!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Turns out if you want to kick back, enjoy a mild and manageable buzz, you don't need a beer or cocktail, you just need this fruit that have been providing good times to this group of primates! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

You know how a heist movie has great plot points and intrigue and maybe even an amazing twist at the end? Yeah, this story has none of these things, as it's one guy taking too many steps to make some money. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Well, by our count, we're on Volume IV of this topic as a new entity has stepped into the chat over this much maligned event. And at this point, the only thing reliable about this music festival is that it will be cancelled. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

You know the phrase "living the dream"? Well, we really don't know if this is THE dream, but if you want to break a record, then we say, go for it, bro. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If we're being honest; this one feels mean, because if you had a pet this cute, you'd want to share it with the world too! We feel like this is a waste of a cute reptile sweater. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris? No, turns out the place to party is a small little town on the East Coast, because it has all the good stuff...in the wastewater. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We understand the actual reason you don't want to leave booze in a graveyard, but there are other implications too. Financial implications...we're saying vodka is expensive and dead people can't drink. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We get that Harry Potter has its fans and far be it from us here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Trowel Inspection Laboratories to tell people how to live their lives, but can't you hold it until you find a proper loo? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Spark Plug Manufacturing, we feel the only thing about this young man's story that shouldn't be, is the way he was punished for simply helping a friend and driving carefully! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We won't speak for any of you, but it seems like one Lego is enough, why would anyone want to endure hundreds, if not thousands. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Congratulations America, we did it...or more so we didn't do it, which when it comes to this "snack", is definitely a plus. Also, anytime Europeans look down their noses at this, feel free to use this story as evidence against the claim. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Is it love? Is it evolution? Is it just bum luck, because one snail is a really good dude and he can't help the way he was born...come on lady snails, give him a chance. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Far be it from us to judge, but we're going to, completely. And if you find your heart leads you to a smelly body of water with the need to swim, great...just please shower before you tell us about it. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We submit this installment of TSBAT with all love and respect to our dear and infallible overlords whether you check out our groceries or prepare our meals or launch our missels, we give to you, this story meant solely for humor and not in judgement of our mechanical keepers. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

This is one of those installments where you THINK you know why we don't think it should be a thing, but we take a twist and well...you'll just have to listen to find out! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Have we learned nothing from EVERY movie where the robots and/or ghosts take over?! We warn you now, you click this link and see the picture, you can't blame us for your nightmares. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We won't lie folks, this one should absolutely be, because we want to celebrate people who fight for truth, justice and the Florida Way...but always stay safe and call 911, too. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Suing someone for tens or hundreds of dollars means you have the money to call your poor flight experience a loss, so we suggest you move on with your life. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We're just gonna say it: instead of taking all that money to develop new ways to deliver your food, why not use it to make the food...better? Just a thought, here to help. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Look, we could try to give you advice on how to live a full and productive life, but if you're gonna have an 80's-style drug fest in your car, well maybe you're not gonna listen. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Friends, there isn't much to say here other than we at the show always mourn the loss of loved ones, including a truck load of meat. Rest In Sauce. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Toy Rocket Manufacturer believe that if you're going to smoke, you should also be willing to wait for the next train... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenear On Air Industries And Sportatorium want to keep this one real simple for you: if your food is glowing, put it down and walk away. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

One way you can build your online business is to research a product, find your target demographic and market aggressively. Another way? Just sell the things being mistakenly shipped to your house by Amazon. Cha-Ching! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Rule #1 in a robbery: Have a plan. Rule #2: Have a great costume. Well, at least this would-be criminal managed to check one thing off the list. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If you get a ticket by one of those traffic cameras, and you know you're in the right...have the grace and humor of this young lady and we wish her a speedy recovery, too. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

There's the old adage of "A light at the end of the tunnel", but we wonder if there is one for a napping reptile at the end of a model tunnel? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!