This Shouldn't be a Thing

It wasn't the guns, it wasn't the bowls of drugs, it wasn't even the chickens IN the basement, it's something else that burned Jane's grits in today's TSBAT. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Do you love metal? Do you love to mosh? Do you have a weak bladder? Well, have we've got the solution for you!! Raise the horns in the air for those who just can't make it to the toilet. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Hey, you know those signs that say "Road Closed"? Well...maybe you shouldn't drive over the road or else you'll end up like this guy. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Men's Hosiery Outlet believe that anxiety is real and horrible, but we also believe one must wait to get off and not take it upon themself to open a door. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

In our last episode of 2024, we present to you an international story that seems more like the plot of a bad movie, but here we are, in real life. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

What are you gonna do with that Christmas tree? Gonna throw it out? Why not try a recipe or thirty to get the full use out of the needles...? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We all love the holidays and we all love to make the yuletide bright, but if you're gonna do that with your car, make sure it's street legal. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

If we could make a small suggestion? Cap your chimney, because you don't need a live piece of Christmas decoration. Don't worry, nobody was hurt and all were blessed, everyone. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Things aren't going great for you when the cops catch you and call you an idiot. No, this isn't a Santa story, instead the jolly tale of a guy who picked the wrong chimney. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Is it a cold night? Do you need to keep warm? How about a hot steaming cup of Dr. Pepper...? Yeah this is just gross and we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Haberdashery do not endorse this idea, at all...ever. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Looks like the congress is busy with all sorts of things, like giving themselves a raise! I mean, it's a cost of living increase, but it's a smart way around the US Constitution. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

You wouldn't ask for marriage advice from your uncle who has been divorced four times and you would ask for parenting advice from Elon Musk's mother. Well Maye Musk is here to dispense some really...let's call it interest words of wisdom on why having more kids is the right thing to do. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Wanna give your kid a leg up, hire a baby name consultant and see if you can't get your child into an Ivy League School, because they may have the grades, the extracurricular activities, but you named them Steve and that ain't helping anyone. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're traveling in Bend, OR sooner than later, don't be surprised if the road art has some new touches to them. People in charge don't like it, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Topical Cream Productions have some solutions to this dilemma. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg gave grants out to municipalities to help run elections better, well a lot of people pooped their Pampers over that, but not so much over the money Zucks is giving to the incoming president...weird, right? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Hey there...are you goth? Do you have $20,000? Is a regular bed just too "mainstream" for you? If you answered yes to these questions, well then boy howdy do we have an opportunity for you! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Folks, just don't have this as a pet...never ever ever. Not worth the time or energy and no, you're not cool. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Turns out it wasn't Wisconsin, let alone America who found a new low when it comes to a new and hip drink, it was Japan and it is taking the world by storm...one big, confused storm. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Kobe? No thank you. Deep marbling? Nah. I'll take my meat 3-D printed and looking like some sweater material...can't imagine? Well here's a clip to give you a better (and horrifying) idea. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

What do you get for that person in your life who has everything? A new car? A sweet watch? FRUITCAKE?! How about a perfume that smiles like the beer your uncle drank on the back porch of your childhood home or double-wide trailer? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We know there are places we have fond memories of especially when it comes to those people we have lost, but here is a little bit of advice; not everyone wants to step on your Aunt Rosie's ashes. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Hi, it's Greg here and all I want to say with this one is...dudes...what the EFF?!? We truly can't believe this and frankly, we're disappointed...so disgusting. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Matt Rothschild, host of Civic Media exclusive podcast Wisconsin Forward, talks about a story out of California featuring a man in a bear suit attempting to defraud his insurance company by breaking into his own car. Jane and Greg return from vacation tomorrow!

When choosing your platters to bring your prize turkey to the table, please choose something sturdy! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

Can we give you a piece of advice? When preparing the Thanksgiving meal for transport, make sure you do something important: close your car door. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We've heard some BAD Thanksgiving stories, but oh mother glory...this one is crazy bad. This one would make The Hulk say "Hey, calm down, bro". And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Well it looks like we've solved the case and the culprit wasn't the butler...or just some foot weirdo. Instead it was a sneaky weasel...no really, an actual weasel. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

300 Tarantulas...strapped to someone's body?!?! Oh and that's not even all the creepy crawlies...no no no no!! GROSS!!!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

This one is amazing, it's so crazy, Florida might file a lawsuit against Michigan for violating copyright. If you're gonna crime, dream big, get more horsepower. And when you're caught, maybe don't pull a weapon, just turn off your lawnmower and give up... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

A man in England has proven that cats maybe the most dangerous pets, ever and luckily this guy has free healthcare!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

It has all the twists, turns and intrigue of Hollywood without all the budget and plausible storyline. If you're gonna commit fraud, spend some money on a decent costume. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air Research Laboratories & Wafflery believe in art, love art and even have some in our respective houses, but not all art is art...especially at this price tag. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

So it seems as if humans aren't the only ones who can hold a grudge for a long time. Turns out that crows will remember...for a long, long time. You've been warned... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We here at the show believe you are beautiful in your own skin, but if you want a new nose, please don't go this far...it's just weird. So very weird. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. And thanks for listening!!

We talk about how South Carolina is slowly becoming Florida when it comes to escaped animals. Emus on the loose!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Piece of advice, if you get hit by an ambulance, make sure you have full coverage and you're in network. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Looks like there are some great white blobs in the Great White North! And boy howdy doe they stink! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

With all the absurdities going on in the world, Matenaer On Air is highlighting them every day at 11:51 a.m. with a new segment called “This Shouldn’t Be A ThingWant a boat? There's one stuck in the sands of Bradford Beach in Milwaukee...seriously, it's been there for nearly a month and nobody has claimed it and now drastic measures are going to have be taken to free it. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We have an update for you and it is GOUDA!! Remember the Grate Cheese Caper? Well a celebrity has thrown his chef's into the search. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

How early is too early? Yeah, we're talking about Christmas music, because now that the spooky times are done, we're here to get jolly!! Do Jane and Greg disagree? Yes. What do you think? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

So the former president was in Wisconsin this past weekend and apparently his microphone wasn't working and well...he handled it poorly, very weirdly And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Turns out if you wanna steal $400K in fine cheeses, you're gonna need a plan...and some friends. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Hey, we all love a good scare (unless you're Greg), but if you're going to hit up a haunted house, corn maze or hospital, leave the weapons at home and certainly don't use it on an employee!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Did you know they have free samples at Payless Shoe Source? Well, they don't, so why one man would use this falsity as an excuse to steal ballots is beyond us... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Did you hear that Trump has his own line of watches? They're...fine..ish. Wanna know who makes them? So do we... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Apparently box turtles are something of an item in China. So someone had the bright idea of smuggling them across international waters. We here at the show don't care how much they go for, this shouldn't be a thing! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We have a message for you, very simple and very to the point: Don't mess with the Nuns. They're dedicated to peace and justice, so don't make them the target of your guff! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Hey, we here at the show just want you to know that if you've seen Tik Tok's that are pushing the glory of North Korea...think twice about going, let alone living there. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Uber ride plus a lady with a dog plus a gun...all in Florida. How do you think this one is gonna end? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Sometimes you're driving down the road, minding your business and before you know it, the hearse driving in front of you leaves a special gift in the middle of the road. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!