They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

There was no RHODubai this week, but it's ok, Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club kept us going. We're both struggling with our love for Phaedra.Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta and BH. We also digress into a little bit of the Kardashians, Rosie used to have a huge thing for Travis Barker.We skipped awards this week and give you our 5 Housewives that would be perfect for a Crazy Ultimate Girls Trip! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A quickish bonus episode where Rosie and I discuss the two episodes of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie and I really need to start taking notes about Real Housewives of Atlanta. Monday is so far away from Friday, when we record, that we always forget what happens. We remember snippets and this week, RHOA sparked debates about women's rights, periods and mental health. RHOBH are STILL on their cast trip and drunk Erika Jayne is the highlight. RHODubai is still delivering even though nothing really seems to happen. We discuss Caroline S and her marriage, Ayan's cousin and we're very confused by the currency when they talk amount money.Rosie and I only managed 1 episode of Real Housewives Ex-Wives Club, but we will do a special episode to discuss the extra episodes. We talk about how everyone looks and who we think is going to be the problem this season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Rosie and I are joined by Sarah! She introduces me to the world of Real Housewives of Cheshire and I must say that I might start getting into it. We discuss RHODubai, RHOBH and RHOA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back after a little break and boy what a time to come back! Real Housewives of Dubai is here and it is everything, well Ayan is everything. Rosie even had to apologise for ever doubting RHODuabi.We discuss RHOA and RHOBH and in parts we get confused about the series of events, sorry about that. We question Kenya, Sheree and Marlo's friendship, whether Crystal is doing more damage then good.This week is the return of the Awards. We crown our Queen, Shade Queen and Confessional Queen for this week. Spoiler, Rosie and I do not agree! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did no one else catch that slight shade from Dorit?This week Rosie and I discuss RHOA and the New York trip. Rosie finally gets a floor plan and she couldn't be happier. We also discuss Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and what we think of Crystal's outburst about Sutton. Kyle's dogs are a hot topic too.We're taking a mid season break while we both have some much needed family time, we'll be back recording 10th June!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tijani is a mess this week with a hangover, a proper mess. Rosie's mic is making an impact and on top of all of Tijani's yawns, we're shocked there's an episode.The final part of the RHONJ Reunion aired and the highlight was Dolores calling Jen the C word! We were introduced to Diana in Beverly Hills, plus Sutton is still reigning as the new favourite Housewife. In true RHOA style a kids birthday party goes left and we could not love it more!We also rank the New Jersey husbands in our favourite order - first and last place shouldn't come as a shock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The revelation that the main topic on RHOA this week was only 6mins of the episode shocks Rosie! The saga of Ralph being a man continues to baffle us both. We discuss ROHNJ Reunion Part 2 and wonder if Dolores' new man bathes in turmeric to match her tan.Tijani has declared Sutton as her new favourite housewife of all time and Rosie questions the timeline of the break-in and PK coming back to LA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was plagued with sound issues (mics picked up loads of excess sound) and recording drama (we kept getting kicked out of our zoom!). It's a great episode, but the tech failed us and it might be a bit hard to listen too in some parts.We discuss the return of Real Housewives of Atlanta and how much we are loving new girl Sanya. Plus we touch on the first part of the RHONJ Reunion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We ask huge questions this week about Jackie & Evan's and Shannon & John's sex life - some visuals you can't unsee! We touch on the RHONJ reunion, plus we finally conclude RHOC!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first in person recording. Apparently when we're face to face we say a lot more awful things. We talk RHOC Reunion, RHONJ Finale and if Nicole is a figment of my imagination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special one this week. I sit down with my sister who up until last week, had never watched an episode of Real Housewives before (I know right?)! I sent her some iconic episodes to watch;RHOBH - Amster-damnRHONY - Scary IslandRHOP - Days of our KnivesRHOSLC - Cinco De MayhemThen we had some drinks and started to discuss the episodes. For someone who has never watched Real Housewives before, she certainly gets the premise, appreciates the drama and I bet she'll be a stan before the end of the month. It's a great one this week, we both laughed so hard! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I finally crack the theme's of the Real Housewives Reunion Looks. We have the Cowardly Lion & Tin Man from The Wizard Of Oz and Moloko from the 90s! We crown Emily as the best thing that happened in this weeks episodes. The trailers for RHOBH and RHOA did not disappoint, neither does our comments on them. I ask Rosie if she could be a HW for one day, who would she be? This episode made me laugh so hard, my face hurt the next day. Enjoy guys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHOA Trailer is here! Apollo Nida - WTAF! Literally screamed at the TV. This week I break down The Realhousewives of New Jersey and Orange County. Should Gia be involved in grown people's arguments, how buff is Evan and how smug is Bill Aydin? Is Heather's behaviour irking anyone else and where the hell is Nicole? Also, Emily, spill it, you know something! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a short one this week. I run through my thoughts on the RHONY shakeup announcement - spoiler, I'm not happy! And I talk about this week's lack of drama from RHOOC and RHONJ. I'm pretty much upset with all Real Housewives stuff this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the release of the RHOC Reunion Looks, we just had to do an episode dedicated to the madness that is Dr Jen's Feather Trim. I learnt that this is a trend that even Gucci is selling, I mean WTAF. Nope, not here for it. So sit back and enjoy Rosie and I discussing the lack of fashions in the OC.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by Heather and her new baby! Find out which Real Housewife makes baby Penny shit her nappy! We discuss RHONJ, RHOM, RHOSLC and RHOC. Heather gives me her Ultimate Girls Trip cast - spoiler, it's not Housewives! Sorry Mo, but we both agree that Juan Dixon is the hottest husband, but Frank Sr and Jr come in at a close second. Heather goes on a bit of a rant about St. Patrick's Day and she is not a fan of Kandi & The Gang #KATG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a bit late, but, Rosie's back this week and it's a epic one! The sound isn't great, but bare with it, it's not that bad and it's worth it, promise. We're both drinking wine and breaking down this weeks The Real Housewives Reunions of RHOSLC and RHOM. We get into that fight between Jen & Melissa & Bill's lack of response. Apparently feet are an erotic part of the body - erm, ok, Rosie. If you're a Real Housewives fan, this one is definitely for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's just me this week... I go on rants about RHONJ, RHOSLC and RHOM. Everything from the two Franks and their sexcapades to next seasons casting of Miami. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss RHONJ, RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOM. Everything from Mary M Cosby's closet organiser, has she ever been seen again, to, does Frank Catania break a lot of stuff in day to day life? He's huge! I ask Rosie to list the 5 Real Housewives she would take on an Ultimate Girls Trip - it's honestly the best cast trip and I want it to happen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you send messages to your friends before, during and after an episode of The Real Housewives? Me too! Welcome to my weekly therapy sessions where I share my thoughts on the latest Housewives episodes. Episode 1 dropping soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.