They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Hello you lovely lot! Thank you for the recent ratings, we really appreciate it. If you don't already, head over to Twitter and Instagram to give us a follow and say Hi!This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 2.Bravocon is fast approaching and it's not cool that we're not attending, who else thinks Bravo TV should do something this side of the pond? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why would you feed a duck McDonalds?After realising we have so many amazing Bravo TV shows dropping soon, Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 1.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a surprise guest at the start of recording! It was terrifying - LOL! When I say I didn't see your suggestions for Andy coming! After my initial shock, I love it.We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Finale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! It's a new week and what a week for us Bravo TV fans. Do we know how Archie is? That's the question we all need the answer to.Rosie and I share our most embarrassing stories, care to share yours? We'll keep it anonymous.TW - We briefly touch on Russell Brand.We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tijani is sick this week, so sorry about snot sounds - LOL! We talk about school and the amount of admin we need to manage for our kids. Potential TW - We touch on the Danny M case at the beginning, around the 7mins-10mins mark.We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Conclusion, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back people and what a premier! S4 kicked off well and new girl Monica is another great casting choice, well done Bravo TV! Sushi Nachos though, yes please!Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1 was giving so much more than the whole season.Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 8 is in Aquilla, we're not happy with how they are treating Jenna.Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 13 is all about Emily, drunk, sober we don't care, she's amazing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been 2 weeks and we've got to talk about. We discuss all kinds of things including At Home With The Fury's - we're obsessed with Paris.We eventually recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Eps 6 & 7, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Eps 15 & 15 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Eps 11 & 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another throw back episode this week. Do you remember when Rosie wrote a poem? OMG! Rosie wrote a poem and it is EVERYTHING! The recaps of Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 15 just don't seem as good!What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While we're taking a little break here's a throw back to one of our most listened to episodes. This week Rosie and I recap the Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion pt 3, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Reunion Pt 1. We also chat about Vanderpump Rules because, well, we're obsessed!Tijani plans to test out a hangover life hack sent in by one of you lovely lot, find out next episode how it goes. Keep them coming, send us your life hacks via email or socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back (after a little break) recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York.We discuss everything from jump scares to falling off bar stools.No new episode next week FYI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep8, Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep2 and Crappie Lake.Still no hilling in RHOA, we see Tamra's t*ts in RHOC, garment bags are the order of the day in RHONY and we get distracted by cow's balls in Crappie Lake.We'll be taking little breaks in August dates will be mentioned in episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A few days late this week, but we're back and so is the new RHONY! We're fans, we loved it and can't wait for the rest of the season.Real housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 7 got us mad, but Emily makes everything better.Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 10 is in Portugal and so far, not much healing has been done.Be honest we all want to go mudding with Luann and Sonja in Crappie Lake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! Crappie Lake is here and we couldn't be more in love with our girls Luann and Sonja. Such great TV.We also recap Real Housewives of Atlanta s15 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 6.RHOC was full of b*llocks and RHOA has entered a PN and PN era (IYKYK).Don't forget to follow us on Twitter or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you swear in front of your kids? Rosie and I struggle with this, let us know if we're alone here.We talk about the Gorga's new front of the house. Can someone explain the new porch to me (Tijani)? Why did Jackie come for Emily online? Could she not have sent her a PM?We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep8 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep4.RHOA - Kandi and Sheree's walk is the highlight for us. Is self shade a thing?RHOC - Annabelle steals the show again! Chanel wellies, would they be good for keeping the rain out? Shannon in costume is life, argue with yourself! Also a PSA, you can't get pregnant downstairs, gravity doesn't allow it - my lord!Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's only 2 recaps this week! Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives of Orange County. We digress a fair amount.Why is Bravo asking Bravo stars to not go on podcasts?Who would be a better ambassador for Christian Dior?Which 90s/00s RnB lyrics do you think are the most problematic?We discuss a lot.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a bumper episode this week, there's just so much to talk about.Vanderpump Rules is finally over, are we sad, maybe, are we relieved, also maybe. We still recap Pump Rules Season 10 Secrets Revealed though.We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 2.Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're here with a special recording! Rosie and I are in person, we watched the PumpRules Reunion together and immediately recorded this episode. There's a bit of background noise, which we're very sorry about, but it shouldn't distract from the shade.We get into Scandoval, Tijani's increasing anger towards Roachel and all that's in between. There is zero structure, our thoughts are jumbled, but it's a good one for shade.We also briefly touch on Teresa's wedding on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her hair was definitely the main event.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenot even Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was the week we've been waiting for! The Season 10 #PumpRules finale happened and even though we knew what was coming, it still hit hard.Rosie and Tijani break down their thoughts on #scandoval, Roachel and Schwartz' involvement. Big shout out to Scheana for her extreme empathy during this episode!Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a new week and Black Girl Magic Monday is BACK!!! Oh how we've missed the shade and the fashions from our ladies in the ATL.Rosie and I recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep1 - Rosie is over the Harlem Nights theme, however Ross in his costume, oh dear lord. Real Housewives of New Jersey continues to serve the same arguments, but on a different day. In S13 Ep14 the cracks in Luis start to show, is it justified?Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 14 is a shocker and ends the week on Bravo with a bang. Katie Maloney reads Roachel to filth, but I tell ya, if she spoke to my mum like that, oh my days! Miss Terri handled herself very well.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie has a PSA this week!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 13 and discuss the Fuda's adoption storyline, is it just that, a storyline? Where on earth is Lexi from, we're both English and cannot work it out!Vanderpump Rules has Tijani absolutely raging. The anger towards Roachel and Sandoval is real. So real.Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 is here and we are loving it. Rosie and I recap the first episode and news flash, we are not feeling Heather!We recap Real Housewives of Miami part 2 and 3 of the Reunion and we think Marysol has a drinking solution not a problem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OMG what a time to be a Bravo TV fan! IT IS ALL GOING ON! Rosie and I had to record an emergency episode to talk about the Vanderpump Rules drama, Katie Rost's tea about her and Charrisse, plus we tried to talk about other topics but the internet cut us off - divine intervention? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're 1 year old - so here's our first ever episode again! Sound quality is terrible, Rosie was just a guest (gasp) before you guys wanted her to become a co-host, I know, you all lover her more!Thank you to you lovely lot for still tuning in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much has happened within the housewives universe! Rosie and Tijani try to cover it all, but it's a lot. G is pulling a Bill Clinton, Chris pops off at the Reunion and Robyn still marries Juan after what we heard this week and Brandi gets kicked out of Ultimate Girls Trip????We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 16, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Reunion Part 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 12. We break down our expectations of strippers - they need to have a plan and Tijani invents a cup to replace the p*nis straw.The reunion looks for RHOM are out and they all look good (ish).We watch the first 7mins of the first episode of RHONJ. Frank is back and we can't be more excited! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie and Tijani are back recapping Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Reunion Pt 1 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 11.The Reunion looks for Potomac are out and we have a fair bit to say about them! Have you heard the taglines for Real Housewives of New Jersey? What do you think?RHOP has us asking some questions about Wendy & Mia, we admire Karen's confidence. RHOSLC Reunion Pt 1 gave us more than we were expecting. Who knew they were into that kind of stuff?RHOM Dr Nicole is a top tier housewife and we love her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and Tijani are joined by the fabulous Bingeing Bravo! We discuss everything Real Housewives, play a fun game of F, Marry, Kill and share our thoughts on Jen Shah. Go give Bingeing Bravo a follow on Twitter and Instagram @bingeingbravo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back to recap this week's episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 9.RHOP the drama between Karen and Charisse is confusing, so Coach knew about Jen's crimes in RHOSLC? and Frankie is the star of RHOM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie and Tijani are joined this week by the amazingly fabulous Shawn Ellis Rogers, host of the Real Reality Realness Podcast. We cover the Jen Shah sentencing, Rinna leaving RHOBH and everything in between.We play a fun F, Marry, Kill with the Real Husbands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're back discussing Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 6 & 7.We ask the tough questions about Mia's sex life, why Deborah thinks Chris is into her and why can't Eddie be smiley? RHOP is hitting new lows.Where was the energy for Alexia with her comment to Julia? RHOM we expect more!Rosie and I are convinced it was Jen who clocked Heather in RHOSLC.It's good to be back! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick Christmas message! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 2-5.We get into Karen's messiness of always 'copying' her friends, Lisa Barlows underboob and how Lenny better watch out for the Cuban Barbie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami is back! and what a return! We've only recapped the 1st episode, but we'll get to the next 3 soon.Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 1.The friends of are stealing the shows this week, give these treasures their full time cast member status now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SOUND DISCLAIMER - We tried a new way to record and the sound is off for this episode. I edited the best I could, but it's not great. We should have it sorted for the next recording. Sorry listeners.This week Rosie and I recap The Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City.The comedy in both RHOP and RHOSLC was everything. Do they try to be funny or is it natural? Should Angie K get a snowflake next season? Should Robyn marry Juan - some tough questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just the one episode to recap this week. We digress a fair amount, but get into the Real Housewives of Potomac main event - the Wendy and Mia altercation. Whose side are you on, Wendy's or Mia's?We talk about Karen being the winner of the RHOP, especially this week. She kills the one liners.Rosie and I also send huge love to our listeners, you guys are epic! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of Potomac and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We both feel like there has been a massive oversight by production for not having cross overs with RHOM and RHOC. How amazing would that be?RHOP this week gives us some concerning undertones, we question Wendy's and Ashley's friendship and we both agree Mia should've come better with the house.RHOSLC hits different with the husbands, how cute were Seth and JB? We question how many people it takes to cut a lemon and Meredith's sister is giving Real Housewives of Beverley Hills Faye Resnick! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I delve into the Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City.We discuss the behaviours of the women in RHOP and whether or not colourism plays a part. Candaice delivers yet again with the one liners and Mia exposes herself in a less than flattering light.The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City friends of... Angie H and Cher aka Angie K provoke strong reactions. Grown ass men should not be in women's business. If you didn't already know Rosie and I Stan for Coach Shah. On the other side of that, we're struggling with Heather Gay, she may have lost her shine.Remember if you ever want to share your thoughts, tweet us https://twitter.com/Notevenrealhou3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's only two Real Housewives shows on now! What are we to do? RHOM and RHONJ need to hurry up and come back! This week Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A late episode this week because Rosie was on yet another holiday! We catch up to recap last week's episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac, Beverly Hills Reunion part 3 and Salt Lake City.RHOP this week continues with the mess between Chris and Gizelle. Both Rosie and I stand behind Chris and cannot understand why Gizelle is doing this (well she needs a storyline). While discussing Real Housewives of Salt Lake City we get into sex lives, large lips and Coach Shah being a great human.RHOBHReunion concludes and we're undecided on who's truth we believe. Will people tune into Mo's Netflix show and will Kyle be on it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we get so animated I get hiccups (around 1hr 20mins in), sorry for the assault on your ears. Rosie and I catch up on Real Housewives of Potomac and the mess that Gizelle is trying to cause.We discuss the RHOBH part 2 reunion, still no Kathy and how Andy should've done more for Garcelle.The current situation in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - 50yrs in prison plus childhood trauma = a dark time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of Real Housewives of Potomac and haven't we missed them! Rosie and I get into RHOP and Peter Thomas. Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion had us both reeling. In RHOSLC Whitney has us both very confused.Rosie and I also discuss Married to Medicine.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another late episode this week, sorry guys. Tijani is sick, so there is some coughing during the episode. This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, plus we rate the Reunion looks.We get into RHOSLC and how Lisa Barlow is shaping up to be our most disliked HW. Rosie has finally started watching Married to Medicine and I could not be more excited! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit late this week, sorry guys! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back and Meredith Marks has come to slay people! Rosie and I discuss the car crash that is RHOBH and the final part of Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded after Tijani was drinking and raving all day. She is a complete mess, so a lot of tangents happen and a fair amount of coughing (sorry). We talk about Southern Charm, why Craig is mispronounced in the US and Greek Gods' preferences.Rosie and I get into part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, who we think should return next season and whether Marlo and Kenya would be good side chicks.This week's RHOBH episode throws out more questions than answers, Rinna having PTSD is laughable considering her past. Rosie really doesn't like Rob, it's hilarious. She gives us a 1920s fashion history lesson and we both question the sibling relationship between Kyle and Kathy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I get into the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and the what we think is the start of some BS in RHOBH.We also turn to google maps to find out where Aspen actually is. Meanwhile Rosie is sleeping on Married to Medicine and Southern Charm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and we got fashions! Both of us got quite emotional about it. We also discuss who stole whose look, Shein or She by Sheree - What do you think?The Beverly Hills ladies gave us a lot this episode, we had nasty sisters (Kyle), tequila and Erika Jayne showing us who she really is, Tom Giradi's wife.The RHODubai reunion was disappointing, but Chanel Ayan always wins!The Real Housewives of Potomac Trailer dropped and it's got us all excited for Season 7.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a good one for us digressing this week. We discuss 90s fashion, questionable topics sparked by the teddy Mr Billy and how the potential new UK PM messes with our feminist views.It was part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion and it was amazing! We finally saw the start of the Aspen Trip in BH and spoiler alert, Rosie and I are team Diana! We also discuss RHOA.Inspired by a blog post on gawker.com, Rosie and I cast real actors to play 5 Real Housewives in a movie, plus we do a HWs quote quiz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rosie and I recap RHOA, Dubai and Beverley Hills. We agree that Heath in Real Housewives of Atlanta is the one to watch and we're obsessed. Homeless not Toothless is a huge talking point and if you remember to say it in alphabetical order, you'll never get confused - you're welcome.During recording I get bitten by a spider hence the name of the episode. I'm fine btw, just itchy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and immediately I have to put a disclaimer in - I messed up and didn't record an entire section of the episode. The last bits of Atlanta and the whole of Real Housewives of BH is missing. I'm sorry guys.It's still a great episode where we discuss Dubai and parts of RHOA. Rosie is really bothered by Sergio's bow tie, did you know it's like tying shoe laces? We obvs had to discuss Teresa Guidice's wedding and we discuss the RHODubai Reunion Looks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie's back and we waste no time catching up on Real Housewives of Dubai,  BH and Atlanta. We also discuss Ex-Wives Club and our thoughts on the latest new of Jen Shah pleading guilty (read the episode title for a hint).We apologise for the lack of structure in this episode, our brains struggled remembering timelines! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie is away this week, so I have dragged my poor husband into recording. We discuss Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives club, his thoughts on my obsession with Housewives and whether I would make a good Housewife.There is some background noise in this episode, but it's still a good one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.