They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.#teamshannon all day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2.We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7!It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box Podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot.Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it.#PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple.#RHOC is back and Tamra is activated. But keep the s*x chats to a minimum please.#RHONJ Big Frank is hitting us with the Big Facts about Louie.#RHOA Marlo's behaviour is getting old now. We love her, but she needs to calm down.Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe/follow and get involved on the socials Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @notevenrealhou3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too!We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo and Kenya drama is getting to be too much. It was funny, but it's crossed the line now.Don't forget to give us a follow on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown!Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry!Rosie and I are recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 12 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 12.RHONJ - The husbands steal the episode and we love them!PumpRules - Schwartz, just OMG. He is the worst. Tijani makes a confession about Jax Taylor - yea, it's not great. LOL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Finale!RHONJ - They're in Ireland and honestly, we're disappointed, but Jen Fessler steals the show. Are you team Rachel or team Danielle?PumpRules - It's just a mess isn't itRHUGT3 - Bad Weather is back and we are loving that half the cast turned on Gizelle and stole her tequila! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10!RHONJ - Whose version of the pizza oven story do you believe?RHUGT3 - Pepsi is still MVP and we're tired of the RHOSLC cousin drama.PumpRules is giving without even knowing they are! Did you know Brock is missing fingers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7.We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.PumpRules is really messing with our minds, we both agree we would hate f**k Sandoval. Schwartz is clearly hiding something and Katie Maloney is the one you want in your corner during a scrap.RHONJ - Paulie needs to sh*t or get off the pot, either be in the show or don't be. Either way we're team Frank Catania. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to [email protected], completely anon unless you want a shout out!We get into gossip from the streets about HWs past, present and future (is Michael Darby suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's house?). Sadly we recorded before the PumpRules drama exploded, we will get to it.We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives Miami S 5 Ep 16.RHOP - the colourism chat didn't really do what we thought it should've. Team Mia or Team Jacqui? We're not so sure now.RHNJ - did Tre really get the Tree reference of Jen's gift?RHOM - Frankie needs his own show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings.When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 13 &14.RHONJ, Rachel and Danielle are bringing it, we're obsessed.RHOM Kiki is our spirit animal, copping a squat on the beach - been there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps! During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the various characters and bars owned by LVP. Tijani hasn't seen Real Housewives Miami because NowTV is sh*t, but we still talk about it.We discuss RHOP - Mia has a rash, that sparks a semen chat.RHONJ is back and the new girls are the best casting choice in a long time, well done Bravo TV, well the F done!Rosie challenges Tijani to name housewife children and it's really hard! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to [email protected] get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a week! We get into weird conspiracy theories on the internet, cats on a train and musicals.In between all of that we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Finale, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 23 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 13. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 12.RHOP TW - to avoid listening to the sensitive topics of SA, skip to 56:36:59Rosie has had a complete mare with the Hayu app, is there a better way to watch these shows?Follow us on Instagram, Twitter or Tik Tok! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we get into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 8, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 11. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 2 of the New Year and we're getting back into it. We still drift into random topics, so bare with - LOL. We get into recaps around the 11min 20sec mark.We recap the highly anticipated Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Finale and boy did it deliver.Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 10 gives us epic Erika. Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 10 kinda flopped, Ana should've come better.Sad times because RHONY Legacy Girls Trip is over! We need more Kristen, Sonja and Luann on our screens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WARNING - Audio isn't great and someone was eating during some of the recording - not naming or shaming LOLHappy New Year! This episode is a mess of Rosie and I just catching up after Christmas. We do briefly talk about Housewives but it's mostly us chatting sh*t, literally, we don't discuss anything sensible. So feel free to skip to around 26mins when we start Housewives chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here RHONY Legacy Girls Trip! We get into the first 3 episodes in no particular order. You gotta love a RHUGT especially when it features our favourite Real Housewives of New York ladies - even Ramona!This is our last episode of 2023! We shall be back first week of January. Have a fabulous Christmas - muah! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Between some mic issues and snot filled hosts, the audio is a bit off in some parts. Sorry, but Christmas spirit is here people! We have tough questions, ferrero rocher or a christmas ham?!We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 6, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep13, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 Ep 7. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We cover everything from getting pregnant to second weddings, it's a lot!In and amongst that we recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 6. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's not our best week for remembering what happened. We digress a fair amount. Sleep has been lacking - sorry guys.We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 3, Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've come to the conclusion that we're old and it's terrifying, why are we living through a 90s revival??We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're adding a new show to recap! Rosie has finally got with the programme and joined the Married 2 Medicine stan group!Also, who knew Rosie was an Usher fan?!We get into Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 1, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 2.Have you reviewed us yet? We'd love to hear your thoughts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! Let's be very clear, we are not happy about not being at Bravo Con! LOL But Bravo TV has been bringing it this week, we have A LOT to say.Tangents ensue, but we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Eps 1&2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release of a popular episode! This is the last episode for a few weeks. We'll be back recording 19th August.Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We skip Ex-Wives Club this week, but touch on how much we love hungover Brandi.We also discuss clothing designers and which ones are safe to like. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello guys, it's a new week and a new recap sesh!We get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Finale and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 7. We're taking a little break, so no new episode next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.