The Weird Tales Podcast

In which our heroine gets herself a new situation Please follow Madeleine on twitter: @MadeleineSwann And check out her book, The Sharp End of the Rainbow here: https://www.amazon.com/Sharp-End-Rainbow-Madeleine-Swann/dp/B09PW6G9F9/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1AAGGN1CWOD8L&keywords=madeleine+swann&qid=1681082119&sprefix=madeiline+swann%2Caps%2C119&sr=8-1 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

You ever watch the tv show Fringe, from the early years of the Millenium? It's awesome. It's an amazing show. Four seasons of almost perfect television. And then the fifth season drops, and... it's completely unnecessary. Just TOTALLY wrecks the vibe and ruins the fun. It's like a total afterthought that serves no purpose and just weirds the whole show. This episode is the equivalent of the fifth season of Fringe. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12rXdmFVWqHbuTxulf2TYyQPpvIq04JjK/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero spends a full ONE FIFTH of this episode on a pseudo-scientific splooge, and I read every blessed word of it. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1R1AFHcEvZuOjcALhHKee6U2LhDYFdnbl/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero pontificates on philosophy in the middle of a weird fiction event. Let's see how that works out for him. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/11cmsAKCwol3qwPY3nSbV2bsxfUcVeECM/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Sad Tuba Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA&ab_channel=Zechal Sad Tuba Music (10 hour loop): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlSFysv_8hU&t=26s&ab_channel=WiperElite Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does his own version of a famous recurring Johnny Carson sketch transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12UHSd6hQrc7fHd07PlpyRSYcMT_tQOOg/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero puts on some tunes and just zones out Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14NW4dIYYlFqihyZSH4v3Cyuo_89Nbkj4/view?usp=sharing Please visit Nicklas's site at Http://UnpredictablePatterns.com Rabbit or Duck Illusion: https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/02/14/12/duck-rabbit.png?quality=75&width=990&crop=2048%3A1536%2Csmart&auto=webp Old Woman/Young Woman Illusion: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Kirk-Stamant-2/publication/233626368/figure/fig1/AS:300058999312388@1448551048203/The-optical-illusion-The-Young-Girl-Old-Woman.png Necker Cube: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necker_cube The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero makes other arrangements My apologies for not having an intro or outro for this episode. I had a little bit of a personal crisis come up, and I hadn't gotten around to writing it yet. We'll be back to normal next week. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RhVMA2Hzh7g46eJoW7t6lobbjZDgsjNc/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero deals with quiet quitting. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1K_I5CYc_yvT-D9zijZ00o2ndX1Wtobe3/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which I was going to write a snarky summary, but I prefer not to. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tmAEc9uFL59p07OKgg12iz3fcXh00Sjh/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our heroes have a post-war reunion. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bMV6YdAFW5nAMs8uGAePN-BN64hkRss_/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero picks up a new job Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n0QCGnMg3mgIuJLTw1SJz_0l3uX3ETMe/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=107768609619383166670&rtpof=true&sd=true Programming note: I am SO sorry about the atrocious accent work. All my fault Please follow Ethan on twitter: @Ethan_Mills_42 The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which all these tales reach their end. Hope you brought your safety goggles-there's a lot of loose ends flying around. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1od8VmLNyePN2BZXkYW5JlYQXPBk52q-l/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our brave heroes sit around and gossip. Oh how brave. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15pkJqHcVPdIyGEmYu9ORn8fSiaUQ3-x6/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero meets old friends and new friends Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fV7xspsEhKyHMjYlKP019GHfnWxil27h/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our heroes pick a girls brain for a few minutes Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1us397uAHaZ2gcu3PJNk4wFVzTN6qwSmM/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero ABSOLUTELY tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sHPQkWMyLahy7Q2ls70EJ0-pB7OuUa1O/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=107768609619383166670&rtpof=true&sd=true The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

Da-da-da da-da dah! Here's the bloops!

In which our hero bribes his way out of hell. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link5 Stave 5 features the voice acting talents of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as The Poulterer's Boy Trevor Wilson as The Passerby Michelle Kelly and Tom Diar (@Michellicopter) as The Charity Couple Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Fred and Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit

In which our hero just DOESN'T GET IT. Stave 4 features the voice acting talent of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Margaret Ashley (@1MargaretAshley) as the Charwoman and Mrs Cratchit Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit David Ault (@David Ault) as Old Joe and Peter Cratchit Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Caroline and Martha Cratchit Trevor Wilson as Caroline’s Husband, a Businessman and a Town Gossip Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as the Laundress Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as The Cratchit Girls Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as the Cratchit Boys Levi Squier (@SquierVoices) as a Businessman and a Town Gossip Michelle Kelly (@Michellicopter) as a town gossip And Tom Diar as a town gossip

In which our hero crashes just a WHOLE BUNCH of Christmas Parties. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link3 Featuring the voice acting talents of Levi Squier (@LeviSquier) as The Ghost of Christmas Present Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Scrooge’s Nephew Fred Margaret Ashley (@1MargaretAshley) as Mrs Cratchit Jason Leadingham (@Jason Leadingham) as Bob Cratchit Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as Scrooge’s Niece Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as The Cratchit Boys and Tiny Tim Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as The Cratchit Girls and Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Martha Cratchit and the Plump Sister

In which our hero, like even the best of us, relives his past and cringes in shame. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link2 Featuring the voice acting talents of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as The Ghost of Christmas Past Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Belle Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Eben Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as Little Fan Trevor Wilson as Belle’s Husband, Fezziwig and the Headmaster and Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as Young Ebeneezer

In which our hero goes to a Chekov Gun Show. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link1 This episode features Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Scrooge's Nephew, Fred Michelle Kelly (@Michellicopter) and Tom Diar as the Charity Collectors Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as the Caroler and David Ault (@DavidAult) as Jacob Marley

In which our hero pranks a supernatural being with a reputation for torturing people. It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JRHdP1sPa3S-1a8An0f7BdjuOG5vmVMA/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does a re-enactment of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/170CpbFvlTfRZg3v-GPUVvlG5f1Odj2Vu/view?usp=sharing William Miekle's Carnacki Books: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=william+meikle+carnacki&crid=G9JANBM1HWAX&sprefix=william+miekle%2Caps%2C149&ref=nb_sb_ss_sc_4_14 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero investigates some cutlery Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VVGVdJpmTYTY2sdpf1ec4KJAq5pvVEaH/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our heroine Little Shops herself, sorta. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NSeQqM_y3NP2YLv4WCJx8lYPZLlvcP4x/view?usp=sharing Alex Kingsley: Twitter.com/alexyquest Their tabletop games can be found at alexyquest.itch.io. More information about Alex and their work can be found at alexkingsley.org. More information about Strong Branch Productions can be found at strongbranchproductions.com. Listen to The Stench of Adventure here: https://open.spotify.com/show/5JxiFeCSHSKyzq5IVcS6DR?si=beadf14a5fff47f6 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero enacts his favorite Brian K. Vaughn graphic novel. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1debst6CT28dR-0CU_1WeX86SNw150BTX/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does some curating Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cHe4g5icb9ECU3UyrmgnMyCQiq6dCYEc/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does a little historical research. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12LVp13p9FO8i1TQaYbNYgGkJmpEA0PqD/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero gets an earworm stuck in his head. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dhp0ISDmpRG7xFiE8d-EAKRyDuDEDY59/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N D. Clifford Owens on twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidOwens0 Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which there's a lot of burping.

In which our hero's tale concludes. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap24

In which our hero goes on his honeymoon. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap23

In which our hero ties a knot. Transcript of the episode: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap22

In which our hero learns that in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap21

In which our hero rage quits. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap20

In which our hero sets forth on his task. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FN86vXwCiVYQhXFrKqZPzysJstlAo513/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero orally relates the entirety of a travelogue. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QBZZe853-jImdHb3iZolTBOIXStsU0m_/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero goes on a package tour, which is fairly reminiscent of all package tours everywhere. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y9C2iNRfRc5VShvzIsbs2uASgTSjY5xL/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N D. Clifford Owens on twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidOwens0