The Topical

The CDC is issuing new guidelines in the fight against Covid-19. Hear why health officials now believe that if you got it, you should flaunt it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The American automotive industry is taking action in the fight against coronavirus, and manufacturers all across the country are pledging to use their factories to produce much-needed ventilators, so long as no one minds that the ventilators will look like and be the same size as cars. OPR has the latest on this heroic undertaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The gloves are off. But is former presidential contender Bernie Sanders just a sore loser, or does he really want to see another four years of President Trump? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a historic stimulus bill that will finally offer some financial relief to those affected by the coronavirus outbreak. But will Americans be able to prove they’re mature enough to spend it responsibly? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every 10 years, platoons of armed soldiers from the U.S. Census Bureau burst through doors across the nation and count everyone living inside. Hear how the Bureau accomplishes this astonishing feat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lawmakers are finally beginning to take action with a new coronavirus package that will distribute 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzles to all bored families most affected. But will it be enough? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

While host Leslie Price wishes his Italian getaway would never end, he simply can’t wait to get back behind the microphone. Join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Host Leslie Price is on vacation this week, but be sure to join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Host Leslie Price is on vacation this week, but be sure to join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After discovering he may have contracted Covid-19 from his yoga swami Derek, Leslie Price reflects on his time on Earth as he prepares for the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After four days of self-isolation, the walls inside Leslie Price’s apartment begin to speak to him. But are their incessant dronings that of a plagued beast? Or something not of this realm at all? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Even while being quarantined in his home for the past 72 hours, Topical host Leslie Price still finds a way to deliver groundbreaking investigative journalism. In this in-depth OPR report, Price searches for answers to the questions other podcasts are too afraid to ask, like does the buzzing unlock the door? Or is it just a signal that the door is unlocked? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hear how those in and around the rim of the adult film industry will be affected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OPR is sheltering in place and podcasting from home. But that won’t stop host Leslie Price from bringing you all the day’s top stories, including why the Son of God’s triumphant second coming may be suspended indefinitely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a simple procedure you can do at home, and it only takes a few minutes each month. Hear how performing this routine check-up yourself could change your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s an historic achievement that is being celebrated by the scientific community. Find out what this means for our solar system, and if this could lead to the discovery of more extraterrestrial corpses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

His name is Alton, and he’s a 1,200-pound bull moose who’s been described as “charismatic” and “charming” by the NPS. But are their attempts to woo him costing taxpayers millions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The same Russian internet trolls known for interfering with the 2016 election are taking a step back from the mud-slinging, and are committing themselves to only spreading nice lies this time around. But will it work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Creator of Heaven and Earth spoke directly to his followers yesterday by forcing Pope Francis to crab walk on the ceiling of St. Peter’s Basilica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A really big one, too. Hear how close NASA officials say the Earth was to total annihilation, and why they are the ones to thank for saving us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

But what do these black, billowing clouds covering the mountain’s foothills mean for your wallet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hear how thieves were able steal the prized performance artist from the Museum of Modern Art, and what the NYPD is doing to catch them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Italian car manufacturer announced the recall of their new C-SUV, citing issues that range from it not having funny little mirrors to drivers not bumping their head when they get inside. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The World Health Organization is issuing new warnings today following reports that an 8-year-old chimney sweep in 1860s London has tested positive for Covid-19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What we now know about the crime scene in Portland, ME that has all the different kinds of cops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The vegetable packaging company Green Giant announced this week that they are rolling out a new program where gun owners can trade in their firearms for green beans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Scientists are calling it perhaps the biggest setback ever in the field of neuroscience. Hear why researchers believe one mouse, who’s a real little bastard, may be to blame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A new poll shows the majority of Americans believe the senator’s age could impede him from carrying out the duties of MI6’s most daring spy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good news on Wall Street today as the Dow recovers following a big scare. Hear how markets surged after it was revealed the stock trader who jumped out of a high rise window only did it because his wife left him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New FAA regulations announced today are looking to make the skies a little safer. But can anything truly save us from those giant metal death traps hurling through the air? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New data show that the virus Covid-19 has become so advanced that it could now mutate into anything or anyone, even someone you trust. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vatican officials are under fire for what many are calling their ineffectual, soft-handed response to charges of mass sexual abuse within the Catholic church. Will transferring the most alluring Catholic children to another church be enough? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this Super Tuesday, Democrats in a number of key states are headed to the polls, but Republicans are outraged. Hear why many on the right are calling the 2020 election nothing more than a partisan witch hunt aimed at unseating the president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democratic leaders hope to bring in fresh, butter-soft, blemish-free appearances to the party with a new $40 million pledge toward rejuvenating skin care products. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This puppy’s got all the fixins, too. We’re talking mustard, relish, even hot peppers. But will this all-beef dog be the most advanced encased meat on the battlefield or just another classic example of government waste? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hear why CBS studio executives are calling the decision to order up a full series of long-form ads from the Bloomberg campaign a “no-brainer.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the hottest new trend among our nation’s teens, but could it be deadly? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The National Park Service announced that Yosemite National Park will be closed indefinitely after startled witnesses reportedly spotted a bear on the grounds. A really big bear, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Human rights activists are up in arms after the DOJ announced it would be resuming federal punishments, making it legal to sentence the country’s most naughty felons to a good, hard spanking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the latest attempt to cut down on online abuse among middle and high schoolers. But will it work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Lord God, Maker of Heaven and Earth, was rushed into emergency surgery after accidentally shooting Himself while cleaning His gun. Hear what doctors have to say about His chances of recovery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Parliament officials in Canberra are celebrating today, touting the success of their new wildfire introduction program that is designed to control the country’s pestering koala population. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A major announcement in Vatican City as Pope Francis insists that Catholic priests around the world are not about to be out-molested by some goddamned Boy Scouts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Trump campaign received a cease-and-desist letter this morning from Tyson Foods demanding that the president stop playing their slaughterhouse recordings at his rallies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On a special Valentine’s Day edition of The Topical, join the host of OPR's Love Sounds, Martha Saunders, as she explores questions about sex, love, and a lot of other topics you would probably prefer to keep private. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The popular dating app Tinder announced today that it will no longer match users exclusively with distant relatives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It promises prosperity and success in exchange for nothing more than a lifetime of hard work and determination. Hear how authorities suggest people protect themselves from this growing scam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Department of Evil issued a strong and clear message today confirming that every resident of the United States must die. But what does it mean for Americans and their mortality? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Last night’s Academy Awards were marred by what might be the Oscars’ worst gaffe in years. Hear how a leaky pipe in the Dolby Theater almost shut down the ceremony for good, and about the superintendent who stepped in to make it all much worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Onlookers were stunned in Lansing, MI after witnessing a rebellious young man who had the audacity to dye his hair blue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices