The SCP Foundation Database

Content Warning: Heavily implied violence against a child. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-053 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-053 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-052 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-052 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We are now streaming on Spotify and Stitcher. 2. Investigations into disappearances of SCP-005 and -029 are ongoing. 3a. - Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 3b. - A clip from our patron-exclusive SCP-049-J episode. 3c. - Special thanks to new patrons Andrew M, Martin Taylor, Raymond Duke, Robert Curry, Stephanie Martin, and Toby Crow. ---- SCP-049-J clip information: SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.com/scp-049-j The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-02 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: miscarriage, obstetrical body horror ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY mari_who: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-051 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-051-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. David Ehrenfeld was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "OxygenTank S08ER.365.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "squeaky valve.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-051 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 Cold open is "Mr. Parker", an SCP Tale by Erazm: www.scp-wiki.net/mr-parker License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Barclay was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1983 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY TheDuckman AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 www.scp-wiki.net/document-050 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- Relevant SCP Definitions: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705 SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic weaponry. Any mundane modeling compound of a similar color to SCP-705 which comes into contact with it will take on its anomalous properties and join forces with it. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 SCP-231 is known to Foundation personnel as requiring in its containment procedures morally repugnant and psychologically traumatizing acts. Personnel leaving the SCP-231 project are always offered amnestics to forget the experience. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173 is an animate sculpture which can move only when not in direct line of sight. It is extremely hostile and will attack by snapping the neck or by strangulation if line of sight is broken. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447 SCP-447 is a green, spongy sphere which constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime. This slime has a variety of useful properties, but it must not, under any circumstances, come into contact with a dead body. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732 SCP-732 is a force or entity which corrupts electronic information, first discovered scrambling Foundation records into its own self-insert fan-fiction ramblings. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-637 SCP-637 is a psychic organism described as a black cat, which subsists in the mind of SCP-637-2, an elderly woman named Margie. It is capable of residing for several minutes as a drawn item on paper, and will then take up residence in the mind of any sapient organism who views it. Though Margie shows affection for SCP-637, it appears to cause great distress to any other mind that hosts it. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Project Director Jones was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-732 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-050 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade AND djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Hamm was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Sherman was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Itkin was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Cortez was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-11 was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Erku: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-047 www.scp-wiki.com/incident-report-yersinia-047-01-2010 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-047 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-046 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Edward Carter was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-046 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Drewbear): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-045 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-045 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-044 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-██ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-044 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY xthevilecorruptor (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-043 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-043 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Skali Sharpnose): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-042 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-041 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-041 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow (REWRITTEN BY Djoric): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-040 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-040 has been revised since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Djoric. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Habernathy was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-040 was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-040 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Other engagements will require that our next episodes be pushed back to next week, unfortunately. We didn't want to go all week without posting anything, though, so enjoy this fabulous SCP sonnet by Raddagher. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday, Sept. 17 with "SCP-040 - Evolution's Child" --- An SCP Tale by Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/sonnet-for-unethical-practices License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/sonnet-for-unethical-practices Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Roget AND Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-039 has been rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by Kothardarastrix. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice in the recovered documents was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-039 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode is from our bonus series of monthly joke episodes. We present it here as a sample of what is available to our supporters on Patreon. For more information, please visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DomeAcolyte: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-008-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Commander Price was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-008-J was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Sound Credits "Auto Assault Rifle/Gun Burst (Outdoor/Close) [Mixed].wav" by EFlexMusic of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "bear-roar.wav" by mrbubble110 of Freesound.org [CC BY-Sampling+ 1.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "sonar.wav" by infobandit of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-008-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-038 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr. Klein, REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-037 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-037 has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the update by SimpleCadence. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-037 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-036 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-036 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-035 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-034 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-034 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Agent ██████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-034 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. Hutchinson was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-033 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

WARNING! Very loud, sudden noises. CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1440 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-1440 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Creaking Metal Soundscape 2.wav" by Speedenza of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Explosion, 8-bit, 01.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1440 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We now have a Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 2. We are now on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast 3. If you enjoy the podcast, please consider leaving a rating and review. 4. No new episode will go up during the week of July 21 - 27 ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-01 Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dmatix: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-032 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Kovac was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-032 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-032 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RJB_R: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-031 has been completely rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by DrClef. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-031 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mulciber: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... FILE NOT FOUND Written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. Inspired by SCP-029, by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-029 --- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Sczech was provided by Oktober Crow. The voices of the Agents were provided by Lisa Hogan and Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "AirDuctCrawl BW.61259.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "heavy_metal_door.wav" by Exacom of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Leather Bag Drop.wav" by gneube of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "neck_crack_pure.aiff" by Halleck of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Security Door 4.wav" by ultradust of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-029 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-028 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-027 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Jameson was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Security Officer K███████ F█████ was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-027 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-01 http://www.scp-wiki.net/026-exploration-logs http://www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-026-08 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent ███████ (Interview Log 026-01) was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Mr. ██████ (Interview Log 026-01) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Agent ███████ (Exploration Log 026-4) was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Agent █████ (Exploration Log 026-15) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. █████ (Interview Log 026-08) was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Agent Walker was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Barrow Guerney Atmosphere.wav" by delta_omeg_muon of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "open front door close creak.wav" by Anton of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "suburban ambience dog rooster plane car birds crow.wav" by natemarler of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-026 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thattallfellow (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-025 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-025 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-024 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Dr. Trebuchet (Pig_catapult): www.scp-wiki.net/mothers-love Features SCP-023: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Original music ("Atmosphere No. 1") is by Joshua Alan Lindsay and is Copyright © 2019. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/atmosphere-no-1-score-to-mothers-love ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/mothers-love Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Pig_catapult: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-023 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-report-023-26 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-023-27 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Dr. ████ was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits “Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] “Scifi Alarm x3.wav” by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-023 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY DrSevere: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-022 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-log-022-751 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-022-1-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voices of the Agents were provided by Breck Wilhite and Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-022-1-5 was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "asseoir_chaise2.wav" by MaxDemianAGL of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Scuffly Shoes on Wood 2.wav" by Project_Trident of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-022 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HK-016: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-021 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-021 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-020 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-Lead was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of T2-COM was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T2-2 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Civilian Woman was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps of soldier on ground.wav" by Medartimus of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "open front door close creak.wav" by Anton of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-020 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sophia Light: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-019 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Vaux was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-019 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Epic Phail Spy: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of O-5 Command was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-018 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Anonymous: www.scp-wiki.net/document-017-1 [NOTE1: The source material has been edited since this episode was recorded. The SCP-5200 mentioned is not the SCP-5200 now found on the Wiki.] [NOTE2: A previous version of this episode credited the author (while also unknowingly deadnaming her, apologies) in the intro. This was later removed. The author has since requested that Wiki staff remove all attributions to her from her work, and so no name has been recorded as a replacement.] Features SCP-017: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/document-017-1 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sam Swicegood (CityToast): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef www.scp-wiki.net/scp-016 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-016 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: http://www.scp-wiki.net/plumbing Features SCP-015: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "Chaos machine 02.wav" by roman_cgr of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door_Metal_Groans_Ext.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Lava loop.wav" by Audionautics of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "lg water4.wav" by lgarrett of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Metal Chaos Dry.aiff" by kantouth of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Steam Hiss.wav" by jesabat of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "steam pipe 2.wav" by visions68 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Steam Spray.aiff" by KBarbie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Drill Spin Very Low and Slow.wav" by Ev-Dawg of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "drone1.wav" by knova of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/plumbing Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-015 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-014 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Christopher Wilhite. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-014 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]