The SCP Foundation Database

Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-2030-1 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voices of the studio audience were provided by Patreon patrons Adam Cooper, Breanna, claire, Fly Purgatorio, JonEvan Pomeroy, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Patrick Williams, ThatBlazinInferno, and That one crazy dude, with assistance from Breck Wilhite, Brittany Carlton, Ch0c0lateLuna, Darius Lewis, and PseudoSamurai. Thank you all! ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd_Laughing_ODY-1379-012.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CrowdIntLaughter.BBC.ECD7a.wav" by BBC / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-097 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn Deshchidn. The voice of Capt. █████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-9031 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Control Booth Operator was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the Technician was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Security Team Captain was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of ER-A was provided by Edward Zimbelman. The voice of Dr. Oleksei was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of the MTF-T-1 operative was provided Martin Taylor. The voice of Big Brother was provided by Brittany Carlton. The Unknown Voice over loudspeaker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Maj. Jack Wilford was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of CMSgt. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Reporter was provided by Angela Gimlin. The voice of the MTF-E-1 operative was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of the Junior Researcher was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-096 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-096 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 won't take NEARLY as much time to complete as 093. "SCP-096 - The 'Shy Guy'" will be released in September of this year. 3. Beginning with SCP-096, we will begin adding an outro to the end of every episode with credits, social media stuff, and a mention of the Patreon in hopes of increasing patronage and listener interaction. We will keep this as short as possible so as to not disrupt the flow of the podcast any more than is necessary. We don't -- and don't plan to -- include ads or regular cross-promotion on the Database, but growing the Patreon has been far too slow and we rely on it far too much for us to continue to promote it as little as we have been. I hope this is a change everyone can embrace, or at least get used to. We've had reviews specifically citing out lack of ads and Patreon-pushing as a plus, but to be frank, I'd like to see them try running this kind of podcast without doing everything they can to keep it funded. It's, frankly, about time we did more. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aikenova, Alex Yiap, Amelia Brownstein, BloodyRoses2, Brys Chiasson, Caden Supple, Chelsea Robinson, Chitoo120, CommanderAFurry, CrsedInferno, Dalunamastero, Denox the Shork, DetectivBananas, Garion Pankievich, Irokutara, John Paine, JonEvan Pomeroy, Kay MacKenzie, Luke Shackelford, Matthew Vanderwolf, Michael Loster, Montanam802, Nick Mita, Qc Lion, Rj Reid, Salty Buckets, Silvy, spikefire, The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, Tim Radeck, Tony O, Trinity, Truls Hagman, and Vizman-7. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-07 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1733 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-095 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-877 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-877 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-094 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Llewelyn-Garcia was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-094 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY NekoChris): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-yellow-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-red-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-recovered-materials License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: Please excuse the audio quality of the narration. Given that it is still perfectly understandable we felt it more important to go ahead and finally release the episode than take even more time to go back and edit the lengthy narration again from scratch. We know exactly what went wrong and may fix it at a later date. We hope this does not detract from your enjoyment of the episode. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of D-54493 was provided by Rosie Forrest. The voice of D-84930 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Allen was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Service Technician Harris was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of Agent Irby was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Agent Halifax was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Agent Repton was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Agent Detroit was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Technician █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Technician Michaels was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The strange voice in the static was provided by Lee Daniel. Creature vocalizations provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-093 ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-093 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Henzoid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4252 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Humanoid Figure was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-4252 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Burst Hissy Searing Burst Chimey OCP-0159-17.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-07" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4252 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

1. Yes, SCP-093 is still happening. I took a break from it to clear my head and get through some of our easier-to-put-together episode requests before picking it up again in January 2022. Our patrons were treated to an exclusive premiere of the Blue Test and Green Test from 093 (around 40 minutes total) as thanks for their support and patience the past several months. The full 2+ hours of SCP-093 will be released to all listeners mid-Spring 2022. 2. Though we released fewer episodes in the past year than the years prior while preparing SCP-093, our patrons got a steady stream of bonus content throughout. This month alone (March 2022) they got a batch of outtakes, the Green Test premiere, and a new Joke episode. Special thanks to new(-ish) Patreon patrons -Magnus, A Kettler, Aaron Watts, Abraham Perez, Adam Cooper, Aidan Lowe, Alexander Whitcanack, AlexTheObnoxious, Andrew, andrew olson, Angelica Herrera, Aren Bell, Ashley Potter, AverageMarcus, Axol_The_Axolotl, Bazingler, Benjamin O’Donnell, Benji, Brandon Furia, Clement, Colin Chlistovsky, Chris.Wheezy, Chris Lisenby, Circe Jagd, Codythewolf, Cole, Danial Joy, Darian Walter, Doc white lowpelt, Duane Megyesi, Ean Anderson, Ej BloodShot, Essmews, Ethan Kelly, Fly Purgatorio, FriedAri, Gabish, Gavin Bardenpratt, Ghoul, Gina Pena-Martinez, Glitch the Iron, Grant Bell, HaroldTheIdiot, HiRoAZ, HudgiNy, hugo TUAL, Jackson Razor, Jasmine Evans, Jess, John Wayne, Jordan Scheuermann, Josh Steveson, Joshua Mumma, Julien Beal, Kalie Smith, Kate, Katia Ortiz, Kaz Gaming, Kelnozz, Kima Genome, Lillybethel, Kyle McCartney, L Maurice, Lenny Henery, Lisa Hogan, Local Vampyre, Logan, Logan Cheshire, Logan Potter, Luke Cody, Malcolm McD, Mark Muetzel, Mary Hildebrand, Melvin shermen, mossycomet, Nathan Boylan, nei720, Nevan, Philip Rauch, Pierce De hOra, ragafragamagawaga, Sabrina Dixon, Samoht, SamusAransBooty, Sarah Fodriga, Scottie Thotty, SewingWithFire25, SharkyMarx, Simon Mohr, Skywishes, Spencer Perry, TearsOfMania, ThatBlazinInferno, that guy7747, TheDefectivePawn, The Phantom Eyes, Thomas Burns, Tiana Day, Tonya Hassell, Travis Wilhelm, Trey Adams, Tristan Schiller, Trodeno, Velvette Noir, Violet Gill, and Yumiko. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-06 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2203 LIcense: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2203 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ryan Wojo. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5001 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warnings: Descriptions of extreme violence, gore, kidnapping, murder, and torture, all of/involving children; body horror; and mention of excrement. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Hercules Rockefeller: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4666 RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY CTapbIu_XyJIuraH, WITH EDITS BY Antonida Kocharova. License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Antoni Kowalczyk was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of Ekaterina Morozova was provided by Antonida Kocharova. The voice of E.M.'s Interpreter was provided Antonida Kocharova. Antonida is a Russian singer and barrister based in Oxford, UK. She is currently studying for a Masters in Vocal Performance at the Royal Birmingham Conservatoire, specialising in opera and classical song. However, aside from formal concerts and opera shows, and oral advocacy within the courts, she enjoys using her voice for projects beyond her comfort zone, including recording demos for non-narrative contemporary opera, wartime Russian songs, and debating. This is Antonida's first foray into voice acting, which she hopes to do more of in the future. Learn more about Antonida at https://www.antonida.com/ ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Winds-WindThroughCrackedWin.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4666 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons, Jackson Razor and Benji. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The Voice was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Harrison was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Channel Offset Triple Beep Cleaner.wav" by shimsewn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2316 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Adam Cooper. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tanhony: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1437 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Rounderhouse: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MayD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3540 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-3540-1 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Kay Gittings was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-3540-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Music Credits "Songs and Dances of Death - II. Serenade" by Modest Mussorgsky Anne-Lise Bertsen (soprano) and Einar Henning Smebye (piano), Mussorgsky: Songs and Dances of Death; Sibelius; Wagner: Wesendonk Lieder Victoria ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3540 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by FullHazard: www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry Features SCP-173 - The Statue: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of John was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Other D-Class was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 05-Layer 01 Deep-Drone.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "BodyFall-BodyFallsOnWoodS_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Bone Break Snap Crack Gore.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "concrete blocks moving2.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Concrete,Drag,Smooth,Med 10.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drags,Mvs,Hits,Low 2.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "HEAD CHOPPED OFF 01 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/revised-entry Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Von Bright. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Moto42: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-173 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 2-Jan-2020 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. █████ (in 5308-J-1-13) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-3534 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Prof. ██████ (in 5308-J-3-2)was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "concrete blocks moving3.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Headshot 2.wav" by SilverIllusionist of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "LowerGunCock.wav" by WoodMoose of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "RIFLE_GUN_SHOT_01.wav" by MATTIX of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5308-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content Warning: forced abortion, obstetrical body horror ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Brittany Mittler. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY trenneridos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Carver was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY TRANSLATED BY ghostchibi: http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2744-jp License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2744-jp Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dee. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Features GoI-5869 - Gamers Against Weed: www.scp-wiki.net/gamers-against-weed-dossier License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay (he/him). The voice of Dahlia ("hetcopogg") was provided by Circe Victoria Jagd (she/her). The voice of the postal worker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. (he/him). The voice of Eli ("bones") was provided by Microsoft David. The voice of Esther ("lesbian_gengar") was provided by Lisa Hogan (she/her). The voice of Jude ("bluntfiend") was provided by Dorian Marron (he/him). The voice of Andressa ("gaycopmp4") was provided by Toby Crow (they/them). The voice of Daisy was provided by Spera Crinis (she/her). Find more of guest talent Dorian Marron on Instagram: @ dorian.eli.0 and Tiktok: @ dormar.moo. ---- Music Credits "Dahlia, Before" and "Dahlia, After" by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-before-score-to-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-after-from-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Elemental - Neutral Cast Loop Illusion_1.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An Out-of-Character Announcement: --093 is coming! It's taking so long because it'll be a two-hour episode or bigger when it is finally complete and will include fully transformed logs featuring 80 pages of original dialog. I don't know when it will be done, but we're shooting for this month. We'll see what happens. --We also have an episode for Pride Month in the works that WILL go out this month. --100% of my Patreon earnings for June will go to the Transgender Law Center (TLC). Learn more about the TLC and find ways to donate to/support them at www.transgenderlawcenter.org. To support us on Patreon, visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --Finally, a one minute clip from the Blue Test in the still upcoming SCP-093 episode: SCRIPT INSPIRED BY ORIGINAL ENTRY BY NekoChris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the Technicians were provided by Xtina Pierstomlin, Russell Forbes, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cable_Zuzz_Constant_Sliding_Bys_Elevator_Cable_OCP-0409-54-07.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "CABLES_CREAK02.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE, altered "Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps_Dirt_ODY-1559-029.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Servo_Motor_Simulator_Quick_Jerky_Bursts_OCP-1476-039-01.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 4-Dec-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-safe-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346405#workskin For more of their work, visit normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Teacher was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Student was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Rushing_Water_No_Traffic.wav" by Krisboruff of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit terrafey.tumblr.com/ and www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 6-Nov-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 2-Oct-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrConnors: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-017-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Director Jones was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1000 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We're turning what are currently straight descriptions of video in the SCP-093 documentation into full audio logs so it's more interesting to listen to. This is A LOT of work, however, so we'll need a few weeks to focus solely on getting it put together. There will be no new episode the weeks of March 8 and March 15 (and potentially also March 22). Thank you for your patience! 2. The investigation into SCP-005's disappearance is now being directly handled by the O5 Council and MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"). No further memos on this topic will be released, but the story has yet to conclude... 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aeon, Andres, Andrew Shipley, Aquarius Peters, Brittany Mittler, Castielphonebox, Chandler Middlemas, Chris Fishpaw, Damian Watts, Darken_dreams, Dee, Devon Board, Dillon Douglas, DT5537, Four, Franziska Hilgers, Harry, Jane Tverdy, Jared Conforti, Katerina Schell, Kayla, Ketill, Kitkat1540, Lilly, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Mark.png, Mental Doomsday, Miettispaghetti, Mr. Gentle, Pandy, RangePup, Riley Dickinson, Rufus The Dead Cat, Ryan Wojo, Seth Osgood, Shadow of 1471, SirSlambot, Stripey1999, Supaloop 123, Tanner Kelley, That one crazy dude, TheBlyatinator, Trillabit, Unconcupiscent, Von Bright, and Wyatt Dickinson. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-05 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Aeon. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY realityglitch: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1155 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1155 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 4-Sep-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j [NOTE: The source material has been edited slightly since this episode was recorded.] License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Rights was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Kondraki was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lillian Boyd. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-666-and-a-half-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346312 For more of their work, visit https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "double-decker_train_passenger_wiesel_austria_interior_01.wav" by magedu of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Juna, kulkua, kiskot / Train on the run, rails clatter rhytmically, interior" by YleArkisto of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit https://terrafey.tumblr.com/ and https://www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on https://ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Our first AMA, with cast members Martin and Raymond, recorded live on Discord on 20 October 2020. To hear the full, uncut version of this episode, and to be able to participate in the next AMA, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Martin Taylor is "a millennial who throws himself deeply into interests, as he was born without self control. A fan of D&D and self-described 'Tchaikovsky stan,' he spends his time cartwheeling and driving forklifts." He has voiced Agent Hewes in SCP-009, Commander Price in SCP-008-J, Dr. Itkin in SCP-049, the Researcher in SCP-054, D-3534 in SCP-5308-J, Dr. Beckett in The Last Man, Dr. Anderson in SCP-1317-J, Dr. Bannock in SCP-4966, and Agent Penn in SCP-4153. Raymond Duke is "an artist and aspiring writer, a lover of the occult, macabre, and strange. Oh, and board games!" He has voiced Agent ██████ in SCP-026, the voice in the recovered documents in SCP-039, Project Director Jones in SCP-050, Professor ██████ in SCP-5308-J, Dr. ██████ in SCP-076, D-080-1 in SCP-080, and the agent in SCP-5740. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Read along with a transcription of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ama-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

The following entry was originally released 7-Aug-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY ObserverSeptember: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1994-j LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database Dog was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1994-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Snowshoe: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-784 LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-784 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Voct): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-092 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Guard was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-092-B was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Interviewer was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Janitor's Bedroom Ambience.wav" by Tomlija of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-092 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Fantem: www.scp-wiki.net/capone Features SCP-1471: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of William was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Laura Breynz was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/capone Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Chelsea Brown, for Wolf Star. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY LurkD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1471 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUT̸H̵̟͘Ǫ̴̒R̴̥̾I̶̪͠Z̷̊͜Ĕ̸̜D̵̼̑ ̵͙̀P̵͚̅̈́E̸̫̖͝R̵̫͊̓̕S̴̮̺̳̏Ớ̴̪̯͎͑Ń̸̘͆N̶̲̯͐E̶͙̘̓̑͝L̷̳͎͇̕.̷͈̼̄̈́͑.̴̥͗̈̕.̸̩̬̇̇ͅ DATABASE TEXT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sirens AND djkaktus: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/groups-of-interest License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright © 2020. All Rights Reserved. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Everett Mann was provided by Bradley Moore. The voice of the Research Assistant was provided by Raymond Duke. Bradley Moore is the Artistic Director of Music City Theatre Company in Nashville, TN. He also hosts The Thursday Read, where he and a troupe of actors stream a live reading of a classic screenplay every Thursday evening at 7:00 PM CST on Facebook Live. Upcoming reads include Back to the Future Part I, The Breakfast Club, and Ghostbusters (1984). ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Knock on Glass.aiff" by burkay of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Security Door 4.wav" by ultradust of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-04 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY TroyL: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-091 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-091 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY The Great Hippo: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4153 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent West was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-4153-017 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Agent Henwick was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of SCP-4153-015 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Agent Penn was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-4153-036 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Squeaky office chair.wav" by Pastabra of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Wax drops foley.aiff" by BillyOftenWilliamPalmer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4153 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY GXS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-090 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-090 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content warning: Infanticide. CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY spikebrennan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-089 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Garcia was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-089 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sorts (WITH EDITS/ADDITIONS BY Joshua Alan Lindsay): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-088 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-088 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Zaeyde: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087 www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-i www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-ii www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-iii License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of D-8432 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-9035 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of D-9884 was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of the Child was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Bigfoot Heart.wav” by InSintesi of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Demon_Mirror_Stress_with_Deep_Groan_Cracking_ODY-1391-039" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Rock_Movement_ODY-0233-074.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-087 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An Out-of-Character Announcement: Our 087 episode is still coming, but it will take some more time for continuing health reasons. And some reminders: --We have a website now! (www.scpdatapodcast.com) --Follow us on Twitter (twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast) --Like us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast) --Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected] --- Patreon patrons now enjoy Discord benefits and certain tiers get an exclusive Database enamel pin! We are funded only by pledges from our patrons on Patreon. Consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5740 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of dado was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Sound Credits "answer3.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "hangup10.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5740 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Jaketheripper18. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY OZ Ouroboros: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1762 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1762 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]