The SCP Foundation Database

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY Agent Angus Smith (REWRITTEN BY Voct): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-086 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-086 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-085 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-085 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-084 www.scp-wiki.net/log-084-a4 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-084 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Andrew M. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4966 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Randall Bannock was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of SCP-4966 was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4966 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Peri McGovern: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-083 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ █████ was provided by Rosie Forrest. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-083 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"Society for Cryptids in the Earthly Plane" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2020 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (prompted by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In the "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of Angela Harris was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Matthias Pluck was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "suburban ambience dog rooster plane car birds crow.wav" by natemarler of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] “The Office.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/society-for-cryptids-in-the-earthly-plane Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-082 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gilded Orchid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-081 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"Doors" is a creepypasta credited to aCJohnson [CC BY-SA 3.0] https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Doors This episode was requested by Patreon patron Lucas Edwards. In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Janice was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dad was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Murderer was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Music Credits "Family Together" by Borrtex [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Night Creeper" by Helenica [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] ---- Sound Credits "Backgound high pitch sound in Explosion.aiff" by harpoyume of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "horror_zone02.mp3" by Taira Komori of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Zoo Nature Documentary (T.V.).aiff" by jacobthiesen of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/doors Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Ryebox: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-080 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-080-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-080-1 was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of D-080-2 was provided by Spera Crinis. The voices of the Personnel were provided by Martin Taylor and Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "pneumatic_door.mp3” by primeval_polypod of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Scuffly Shoes on Wood 2.wav" by Project_Trident of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Stand Up 2.wav" by CUDenverSound of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-080 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"A Vulcan Adopts a Cat" by Azzandra and bartfargo. [1st half: Copyright ©2019 by Azzandra. Used with Permission.] [2nd half: Copyright ©2019 by bartfargo. Used with Permission.] For more works by Azzandra, visit azzandra.tumblr.com and archiveofourown.org/users/Azzandra For more of bartfargo, visit bartfargo.tumblr.com In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T'Pen was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Shelter Employee 1 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Shelter Employee 2 was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Vulcan Coworker was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Human Coworker was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Vulcan Commander was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits “restaurant room tone.mp3" by pbrproductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-vulcan-adopts-a-cat Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An Out-of-Character Announcement: Following a health scare related to my anxiety, I've decided that our release schedule will need to relax in order to give me time to breathe. Starting immediately: --No more than two episodes per week, one of which will be an installment of the Quaran-tainment series. BUT --The Quaran-tainment series will end in a few weeks. --Single-episode weeks will be more common. --The run-up to bigger episodes (like 087, 093, and 096) will likely require that no episode is uploaded the week before. --I failed to mention in the recording, but Patreon-exclusive content (Joke episodes and outtakes) will probably need to count toward the 2/week maximum, Those generally only account for one episode per month, however, occasionally two. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"The Thing Under the Fridge" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2019 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (Intro/lead-in by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel. Introduced by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Kitchen room tone.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 1.wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 2wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-thing-under-the-fridge Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Toby Crow. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MaliceAforethought: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1313 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1313 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-079, Perfect Paul, was provided by ACAT (Assistive Context Aware Toolkit). ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-079 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"A Guide to Working the Night Shift" by DomainX [Copyright ©2019 by DomainX. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, visit www.reddit.com/user/DomainX/ In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “horror ambience LONG 190624_0042.ogg" by klankbeeld of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-guide-to-working-the-night-shift Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gnosis: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-078 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pothman (REWRITTEN BY Smapti): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1417-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. James Anderson was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Sarah Becker was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Ibrahim Kemal was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Andrew Sullivan was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits “APPLAUSE MONO 24bit 48kHz.wav” by Alterr of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered “electric zap.aiff” by benjaminharveydesign of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “Run basement 01.wav” by LG of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered “WeDidIt.wav” by eardeer of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1417-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gabriel Jade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-077 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-077 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow AND DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Arthur █. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Pamela G████ was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-076-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of General ██████ Bowe was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. Special thanks to Mareike Sattler for finding sources and providing advice to help our efforts in translating the lines of SCP-076-2's dialogue into a Sumerian/Akkadian hybrid that worked for our purposes. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-076 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. New Wednesday series of extra episodes featuring horror, sci-fi, and occult fiction works for the duration of the COVID-19 pandemic, beginning April 8. Look out for special April 1st SCP episode, as well. 2. Investigations into the disappearances of SCP-005 and 029 conclude that the two breaches are unrelated, with 005 likely still on site in the hands of a Foundation employee. 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Angelo Pileggi, Carter Marshall, Geo (Overand), Jaketheripper18, Jared Falto, Joey Kedziora, Lucas Edwards, Noodle, and ZZ Slipaway. ALL patrons may now make requests for works to be included in the new series of Wed. episodes. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY InLeaves (?) (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna and Paradox): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-075 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-075 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-074 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-074 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-073 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-073 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robbie Curry. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Communism will win/Scantron: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Duane was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Betty was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Edelmann was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Foster was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Kitchen Ambiance.wav" by Hencocor of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Kitchen Sink Running Water 1.wav" by DrZoom of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Kitchen Sounds.wav" by xiaoxiaozyh of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1141 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kate McTiriss: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-072 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

Content warning: discussion of sexual themes and sexual deviancy (does not depict sexual acts) ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Anonypoet (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-071 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-071 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Le Blue Dude (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-070 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-070 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-069 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Wacey: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-068 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-068 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie (?) AND ANONYMOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-067 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the test subject was provided by Raymond Duke. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-067 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Communism will win/Scantron): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-066 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-065 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-065 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by ModernMajorGeneral: www.scp-wiki.net/the-last-man Features SCP-2399: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Doctor Beckett was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "airlock_1_3_sec_mast.wav" by beerbelly38 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Eerie Machinery.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "station deep ambience_BG.wav" by DaveOfDefeat2248 by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Whistling antarctic blizzard.flac" by stormpetrel of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-last-man Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Andrew M. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL The following file describes a hostile, alien superstructure capable of causing an SK-Class "Barren Earth" End-of-the-World Event, and is Level 5/2399 Classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden. SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Rachel McAllen was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2399 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-064 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-064 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-063 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Aelanna): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-062 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-062 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-061 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-061 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-060 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-060 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY erik_h): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-059 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-059 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-058 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-058 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Johnston was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-067 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "1 Impact Wet.wav” by original_sound of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "BodyDrag2.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "hhh1.mp3" by harri of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "masking tape.11.aiff" by hukleesyr of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-058 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HLewis and NWalston: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-057 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-1021 was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Lewis was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Walston was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Concrete,Drag,Grinds,Long 01.wav" by J.R. Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drag,Grinds,Long 02.wav" by J.R. Fountain / PSE "Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Stone Door Shuted - 01.wav” by SoundFlakes of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-057 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “ATM Insert Card.wav” by engreitz of Freesound.org [CC BY-SA 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/tutorial-02 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CR056 (?): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-056 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-056 was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voices of the bystanders were provided by Spera Crinis, Raymond Duke, Grantham Stieber, Martin Taylor, and Joseph Williamson. The voice of Dr. Kennith was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-056 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Ethics Committee member was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ethics-committee-orientation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robbie Curry. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4999 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-4999 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4999 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY qntm AND CptBellman: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bartholomew Hughes was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the survey team member was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-055 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected] ...what was I saying?

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-054 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-054 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]