The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81 year-old R&B singer with a 30 year-old girlfriend. We talk about another well-known ladies woman. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The daddy from the Ms. Pat Show, J. Bernard Calloway, joins us to answer the question everyone wants to know: "What is it like to kiss Ms. Pat." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is in Atlanta and ready to shoot the Ms. Pat Show! She updates Chris and Deon on all the details. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to Atlanta. Would Ms. Pat to go to Mars? - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons are the toughest white people. Ms. Pat has had enough of Matt Ryan and his shake weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of BetterHelp service at Betterhelp.com/PATDOWN - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a Hardees worker. While wearing his Stacy Abrams slip on shoes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy. Deon Curry had a terrible experience on a flight. We talk about a little about weight loss. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show and met Robert Townsend! Ms. Pat talks about the making of the Five Heartbeats. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of the 2020 Election. We end with a discussion of Chris's privates after he grinds the show to a screeching halt. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression against White Boy Chris. Then America's Sweetheart Ms. Pat talks about the world busting her grapes over Bert Kreischer's The Cabin. Woman roasts city council - https://www.facebook.com/chris.spangle/videos/10105530248270204 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family during the holidays. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). We ask Deon Curry about sexing older women. We get a call from Ms. Pat's brother. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by the Falcons. Ms. Pat discovers a new hustle in Atlanta helping travelers. We also try to explain a conspiracy to her. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get on small dicks and call Quisha. She has us rolling. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her upcoming sitcom. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. Ms. Pat shares some pranks from back in the day. It starts at matches and ends with Tom Tom and gun powder. We check in with Ms. Pat's brother. She also shares a story about raising kids that shouldn't be repeated by anyone anywhere ever. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to buy him a phone. She once witnessed a sandwich-jacking. Deon Curry has a brand new car. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned a lesson that confuses Deon and Chris. Trump takes a test. Ms. Pat pretends to be her husband on the phone. She shares a few details about her love life with Garrett. We talk Saturday morning cartoons and that floozie Smurfette. The leads to a conversation about classic McDonald's commercials and prolapsed vaginas. Then White Boy Chris puts Ms. Pat to sleep. Literally. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then explain black hair to White Boy Chris Spangle. She then explains why she is not romantic. Ms. Pat found a door deal and wants to update the garage which leads her to a crazy story from her past. We also talk about the explosion in Lebanon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat invites Solomon, her Republican appliance repairman, onto the show. Soloman believes that government welfare set him back, so we try to unpack it. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about voting. We talk about Kayne West’s questionable views and presidential run. Ms. Pat brings up white people’s problem with minding their own business. Ms. Pat and Deon argue about if personal beliefs can be dumb. We talk about Portland, and Ms. Pat talks about diversity. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat started a Fitbit challenge, but ended up in the hospital thanks to John Paul!! Deon got banned from Facebook for telling the truth. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about her drug-dealing days. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about what it took for White Boy Chris Spangle to see things from a different perspective. In the end, we talk about the need for everyone to come together to help each other live our best lives. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies. We hear about a mysterious reappearance of Tupac. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat recently visited Atlanta and was robbed! Deon has new frames on his glasses and Ms. Pat ran into a fan at Walmart. She gets into an argument with a man she was trying to hire. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local hardware store. Nikia and Ms. Pat get into a war of words. She tells us about trim sandwiches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about the death of George Floyd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat accuses Deon Curry of beating his meat to sad stories. She also gives us some details on how to save money. (This was recorded in early March.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes and dreams about her career. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories about her mom. We find the one good man in her past. We then dive deep into talking about race. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conversation with her ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices