The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Chris Spangle, and Deon Curry share their New Years revolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We tried to figure out why Ms. Pat kept messing up words, and we learn about her bathing habits as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is live on the set of Ms. Pat Show Season 4, and zooms in to talk about a Senate staff engaged in sexual congress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot has happened in a week. Ms. Pat is back shooting the TV show, she left her radio job, and her friend Norman Lear passed away. We catch up with her on her lunch break at the Ms. Pat Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat LOVES the Falcons, but she loves beating the Saints almost as much. She is also a great comedian, but her true calling may have been a dominatrix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is Thanksgiving Eve, and Nikia wonders what White Boy Chris is making for lunch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat saw the new Wiz play in Atlanta and loved it! Ms. Pat answers if its easier to raise boys or girls, and we have an extra (little) cohost for this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is still full after the fully loaded cruise. Ms. Pat has teenagers at home now that she can't stand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back from the Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise and shares how much fun she had and how her family took over the party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start off with just Nikia, Deon Curry, and "White Boy Chris" Spangle as we wait for Ms. Pat to hop on. She's currently on the Fully Loaded cruise with Bert Kreischer and zooms in from Miami to see if she knows the Pledge Of Allegiance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded the day after the year's biggest party, Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and a few of the Crack Babies recap what happened, and they take a few questions from the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat gets a call from her baby daddy, and the party is this week! Ms Pat CrackDown Patdown Party Discussions! - https://www.facebook.com/groups/3500295473604331 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia has a run-in with the police, and Pat talks about her surgery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had great shows on her first theatre tour, and Nikia had a great lunch at his new favorite spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were in person again when Ms. Pat went to Indianapolis for her second stop on the Ya Girl Done Made It Tour. Ms. Pat and Deon meet Chris's purest sister-in-law, and Pat talks about her first big theatre show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cops are detrimentally horny lately, and Ms. Pat has a pool and a water fountain at her new house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump ended up in the same lockup as Ms. Pat did. Ms. Pat is close to finishing her house and describes her true passion in life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat saw Beyonce and loved it. She shares what kind of work ethic it takes to succeed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry compare some of Ms. Pat's classic comedy club fights to the Montgomery boat brawl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat finds some common ground with a MAGA contractor, and updates us on the kids going back to school, and what she actually uses her underpants for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Alabama woman, Carlee Russell, made up a story about being abducted, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat never stole stole. Just sort of stole. Nikia worked at Long John's Silver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia got fired, a grandson lost his sidekick at his wife's house, Pat gives a big party update. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about a tough family issue plus a party update! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/THEPATDOWN and get on your way to being your best self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a few problems with the building of her house this week... And a bigger problem with the heat in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Spangle is a daddy! Meet his new son. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From July 2019 - Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon went to the movies and gives his review of Spider-Verse, and then tells Ms. Pat and Chris about The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Originally episode 88 from December 15, 2020, when her TV show was about to launch. Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle both saw the Little Mermaid and had two very different reactions to it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show is pure chaos as we get a look into Ms. Pat's dog training skills, and Junebug goes to jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat almost died right before the show! We review a few videos like crazy guys running in traffic, a Popeyes getting destroyed, and a teacher getting fired for using the hard R. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly, this is an episode of loss. Family members, friends and others have passed away, so we discuss it. Ms. Pat also shares her final wishes. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was on the Joe Rogan Experience this week! Chris and Deon remind her of what she said, and then she shares a message for the Dana Lama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live in Nashville at Zanie's for the Nashville Comedy Festival. We meet a couple in their 60's that are getting it six times a week, a local gospel singer blesses us with a song, and a fan reads a beautiful poem. Ms. Pat also remembers some messed up stuff from her childhood. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a new car and a seat full of soup. The Facebook group has a thief in it. Ms. Pat passed her inspection thanks to Sugar Man. See the podcast live in Nashville! - https://nashville.zanies.com/show/the-patdown-with-ms-pat-podcast/zanies-comedy-club-nashville/nashville-tennessee/ Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a PSA. If you see a young Ms. Pat in the new Freaknik documentary, keep your mouth shut!! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LSU’s Angel Reese taunted Iowa’s Caitlin Clark at the end of the NCAA women’s Final Four and got called classless for the same thing Clark had done in a game before. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's granddaughter is suffering from bullying at school, so to cope, she bullies Nikia. Also, is it racist for a white newscaster to "Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle?" - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gwyneth Paltrow has a new beauty technique: air in her bootyhole. Chris Spangle took a trip to LA with Ms. Pat, shocking the staff with his poorness. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We rate some of Ms. Pat's old wigs and talk about our favorite moments of her on the Nappy Boy Radio with T-Pain podcast. Check out Ms. Pat's new tour here: https://mspatcomedy.com/tour/. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was in LA and saw Cocaine Bear with a major celebrity, and talks about helping her nephew rebuild his house. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, the red carpet at the NAACP Image Awards, and all the celebrities she didn't recognize. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon Curry shares a story that leaves the entire cast totally speechless. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did Ms. Pat think of Rihanna's performance at halftime at the Super Bowl? You may be surprised! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover a few stories like a woman stole $1.5 million in chicken wings from a school, the ability to leave jail early by donating organs, and getting buried in compost. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices