
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
358 episodes — Page 4 of 8
Episode 193: Ms. Pat's Court Date, Part 2
Ms. Pat met her HVAC man in court today. Listen to learn the outcome of the trial! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 192: Ms. Pat's Court Date
Ms. Pat is heading to court and has a strange way of keeping her nips warm. Nikia is losing weight, and he shares how. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 191: Deflamation
Ms. Pat has fallen out with a contractor and it wasn't pretty. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 190: Ms. Pat Goes To The National Championship Game And The Georgia Bulldogs Butt Whooping
Ms. Pat and Junebug went to the National Championship Game where her University of Georgia Bulldogs laid a beat down on poor TCU. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 189: Our 2023 Resolutions
A New Year is upon us and everyone has goals. Ms. Pat wants to triple her career. Chris and his wife are having a baby, so they want to save money. Deon wants to work more, and Nikia wants to lose 15 pounds a month. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 188: Niki's Nose Snorkel
Ms. Pat and the family took a trip to Hawaii, and Nikia had some trouble finding an XXXL snorkel. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 187: Revisiting The Gift Exchange
From 2020: Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. (Sorry, Ms. Pat has laryngitis.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 186: My Bottoms Is Soft
Nikia joins us while he is getting a pedicure. Old people are horny, and are showing up to Ms. Pat's shows looking for d***. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 185: F Matt Ryan, That Bigfoot MFer
Matt Ryan and the Colts lost 54 to 19 this weekend, and Deon wants to trade him back to the Falcons. Nikia is here and has a big nose and sounds like Herschel Walker. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ---- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l4vvdd8vcr7gda5/Patdown-FMattRyan-final.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 185: Social Disc'in
From April 28, 2020 - Ms. Pat's son Nikia caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 184: Hershel Walker's Vampires and Werewolves
Ms. Pat went to the Falcons game and loves it. Plus their record is better than "Matty Ass." Herschel Walker gave a speech and we try to figure out what he was saying, and Donald Trump is running again. Deon saw Black Panther and gives a review. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episide 183: The Dentist and DCS
Ms. Pat has had a horrible day. First, the dentist messed up her sinuses, and then family services showed up at her house. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 182: White Men On A Plane
Ms. Pat was stuck on a plane with a drunk man that kept kicking an Amish woman. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 182: Olaf Till Middle School
This week we are looking back at a classic Halloween episode. Ms. Pat is back on the road. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 181: That Drunk Couple From The Party
A week out, Ms. Pat, Chris, Deon, and Nikia share more thoughts about the party, and then we talk to the drunk couple that got separated at the party. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 180: The Patdown Crackdown Recap Live with Donnell Rawlings
The day after the Patdown Podcast Crackdown, everyone was a little rough. For example, one girl got lost and tried to steal a wheelchair, and another guy got friend-zoned live on the podcast. Joining us live on the stage is comedian Donnell Rawlings. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 179: It's Party Time!
Does Ms. Pat regret throwing this party? Also, fuck Matt Ryan. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 178 :Ms. Pat's Homecoming
Ms. Pat is everywhere right now, but most importantly, she went back to Indiana for a few days for a show and the act as Grand Marshall of a parade. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 177: Sphincter Control
Ms. Pat's butt ain't what it used to be, and Chris isn't a ginger anymore. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 176: Ms. Pat goes to the Emmys!
Ms. Pat recaps seeing all of the famous people she didn't remember at the Emmys and Norman Lear's birthday party. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 175: Termite Pussy
A colony of gay termites attacked Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 174: The Second Season Response
Ms. Pat is getting ready for the Emmys. We finally talk about season two and the fan response to it, along with our favorite moments. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 173: Wild Wild West Mexicans
Ms. Pat gives us an update on her house and what she's learned being her own general contractor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 172: Jim Jones Was a Door To Door Monkey Salesman
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about some of the dumb stuff happening in the world, and end up talking about cults. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Look back at Season 1 of the Ms. Pat Show!
Season 2 of the Ms. PAt show is available now. This week we are taking it back to the launch of Season 1. Ms Pat and Jordan Cooper discuss the making of the show and how often he'd write in jokes to mess with the cast. Start your free trial for BET Plus here: https://www.bet.plus/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 171: The Ms. Pat Show Season 2 Debuts Thursday!
Thursday, August 11, is the big day! Season two of the Ms. Pat Show debuts. Ms. Pat takes a minute to pause and reflect on her success these past five years, especially after an appearance on The Daily Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 170: This Money Legal
Ms. Pat is tired af, and fills us in on what she's been up to now that filming is over. Then we fill her in on what a wrestler's click looks like. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 169: Mr. One Nut
This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens more of shows exclusively for Patrons here: https://www.patreon.com/patdown In this episode, the gang discusses youth sports, creepy gym teachers, and how being stinky and poor saved Ms.Pat from sexual assault. Ms. Pat also discusses her love of free school and her jealousy of middle-class lunches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 168: A Pound For Every Day of the Year
Nikia accidentally tells us how much he weighs and the podcast never recovers. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 167: Pissy And Fishy
No, the title isn't a new Trump-loving tag team. It's Ms. Pat's "vabbing" scent. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 166: Ms. Pat at the Essence Festival
Ms. Pat finally had the chance to cut loose this week at the Essence Festival. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Butt Butter and Abortion
From 2019: Ms. Pat and the gang discuss abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 165: Wear Your Pants When Pounding With Monkeypox
Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes when having sex with the monkeypox. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 164: Welcome to the Patdownnbgreenrfggghhhg
We do our best to record this episode and it just didn't go well. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 163: Igleww
Ms. Pat met some long-lost family members this past Memorial Day at a barbecue and then found honey in her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode Replay: Dry Bootyholes
This week in an episode replay, Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 162: Tweet Tweet Twerk
Ms. Pat and Deon had wild weekends on the road this week, but no one ended up in Evansville with a convict. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 161: Ms. Pat's One Pot
Ms. Pat cleaned her wigs and gave us an update on her new neighbors. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 160: E.T. Phone Worldstar
Ms. Pat met Mary J. Blige, and Chris lost his nut weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 159: Belching Blockages
Ms. Pat makes a couple of announcements on October's Crackbaby party and then talks about seeing a medium that gave bad health advice. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 158: Butt Binky
Why are people putting things in their butt? We scroll through some butt plugs to figure it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 157: Stay Busy, Stay Dizzy
Ms. Pat hates light, and had another health scare. She has a huge announcement for the Crackdown party. Cook County Jail inmates are spiting in booty holes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 156: The Will Smith and Chris Rock Fight
What does Ms. Pat think of the Will Smith and Chris Rock fight? Also, you won't believe where her birthday party was accidentally held. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 155: Ms. Pat Reacts to Matt Ryan's Trade
Matt Ryan is GONE! Atlanta has traded Matt Ryan to Indianapolis in exchange for Ms. Pat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 154: The Big Buford
Would Deon and Chris take male birth control? Ms. Pat then shares a video on a pastor and his big Buford. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 153: Nikia's Gas Station Buffet
Like his sister, Nikia eat everything. He goes to the gas station has a full meal, and then takes a nap at a Trick Daddy concert. He then helps Chris learn about black music before he and his mom get into it. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 152: Corey Ography
Nikia and his nose joins us. The Ms. Pat Show is coming to BET on basic cable! Ms. Pat had a bad dining experience! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 151: Beating Tanks With Shoes
Ms. Pat drove in her underpants. That's pretty much all you need to know. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 150: Alley Bats
Nikia stops by briefly to share some thoughts on Deon and Chris, but he's dressed like a tossed sketch from the intro to Fresh Prince from Bel Air. Deon talks about a mega Karen at his show this weekend. Chris explains what is happening in Ukraine. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 149: RIP Lindsey Pearlman
We break down a video of an asswhoopin' at Applebees. Then Ms. Pat addresses the death of Lindsey Pearlman, an actress on the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices