The Patdown with Ms. Pat

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Ms. Pat has 7 kids in her house, and Ramon wants Balenciaga shoes. Take control of your credit & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 at https://www.meetava.com/ Get $2.99 per meal on your first box & 10% off for 1 month with code PATDOWN299 at http://everyplate.com/podcast Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN & use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get GLP-1s on Ro & see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ms. Pat loved the Super Bowl Halftime Show and wants to know what happens when Mitch McConny's light bulb goes out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and her siblings disagreed about their traumas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "kicking him out" when she was pregnant. Take control of your credit. Download the Ava app & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has had a few viral moments lately, and we pick our favorites. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Ms. Pat Settles it new bailiff joins Pat, Deon and Chris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live from the annual Patdown party with our typical silliness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares stories from her trip to Saudi Arabia and we are getting excited for this weekend's party. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

313: White Klay Thompson Ms. Pat saw Bert Kreischer's penis and was insulted, and we are getting ready for the party. Take control of your credit. Download the Ava app & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l⁠ #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is working on a new set, and found fire Mexican food in Fort Wayne, IN. Deon then introduces us to Fleece Johnson. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #CashAppPartner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The big party is coming up and Ms. Pat is gifting Deon and Chris a facial. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #CashAppPartner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We rarely have guests, but when we do, it is a great time. Author and former pastor Cornelius Lindsey used to work for Ms. Pat at the stadium when he was a teenager. He gives us some fantastic stories of a younger, more feral Pat that surprised him by calling him all kinds of things. He is the author of a new book titled I Don't Care. https://www.corneliuslindsey.com/store/i-dont-care-the-freedom-of-letting-go-signed-copy He also hosts his own podcast called This is Life. https://www.youtube.com/@CorneliusLindsey Take control of your credit with Ava & get your first month for free. Get the Ava app, & use promo code PATDOWN20 Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is growing up under Nikia's eyes? What is wrong with the hands of Dr. Cline's 94 babies? We answer the questions you never thought to ask. Support the show and get free shipping & 365-day returns on your Quince order at https://www.quince.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a heavier episode on politics and race (but without the fights). But first, we start off talking about how fat the whole podcast used to be, and how Chris looked like a lesbian. Then, we discuss Deon's criminal phase, and he delivers a message for America. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him. Support the show, download the Ava app and get your first month for free. Just use the promo code PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is America's most trusted news outlet? The Patdown. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris talk about the random weird stuff that has been happening in the news. Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l⁠ #CashAppPod. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit ⁠https://www.cash.app/legal/podcast⁠ for full disclosures Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat tries to read the Bible and tells Deon what the Coldplay cheaters did wrong. She flew private and asked an audience what they like on their pootang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has some advice to keep your family safe, and it includes not going to a popular chain restaurant. Support the show and start building better credit. Use code PATDOWN for your first month of Ava free when you download the app at https://www.meetava.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat recaps her big party that she threw for friends on the Fourth Of July. Get free shipping on your Quince order and 365-day returns athttps://www.quince.com/PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We welcome Ms Pat's friend Calimar White on the show as we talk about Ms. Pat's walking farts. Download Cash App Today As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Support the show and start building better credit. Use code PATDOWN for your first month of Ava free when you download the app at https://www.meetava.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's party for the Fourth of July is getting out of control, and so are the lady bugs in her garden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares that Nikia is walking around undiagnosed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares a tragedy that happened at her house earlier in the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares some big aspirations with Hollywood types, and then sees a ghost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is getting into gardening to prepare for amageddy, and discovered how outdoorsy things are in her yard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares more details from her trip to Belize and Ashley's proposal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

295: You won't Belize this Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Belize with her family. Too bad she can't remember it! Then we discuss the current political environment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's house is dirty, and it's the MFin kids at fault, so she tells us how they're spending a day off school. Support the show and start building better credit. Use code PATDOWN for your first month of Ava free when you download the app at https://www.meetava.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Jun 03, 2020: A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat makes some disturbing new claims about her FUPA, and then she tells us to stop talking to old people so they won't forget stuff. Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code PATDOWN50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/PATDOWN50OFF Support the show, download the DraftKing Sportsbook app, and use code PATDOWN. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. Go to BigAssLuxuries.com and use code MsPat for 15% Off your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares some behind the scenes of her time opening for Martin Lawrence, she shares her love for MeidasTouch Media and we take a few more phone calls. We’re switching things up on The Patdown. I see some of y’all are out here struggling. So do yourself a favor and send me your questions at speakpipe.com/mspat. You can leave me a message, and we will answer your question on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An underinsured motorist hit Ms. Pat's car, Chris's dad hired a serial killer, and we answer some touching Speakpipe calls. Get a discount to Big Ass Candles with the code MsPat: https://bigassluxuries.com/?ref=jbgxqvfq Get 20% off a facial at Aesthetics of Atlanta when you mention Ms Pat! https://aestheticsofatlanta.myaestheticrecord.com/online-booking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat got some crazy questions from the audience through Speak Pipe, there was a car crash in her house, and she has some advice for removing things from your butt. We’re switching things up on The Patdown. I see some of y’all are out here struggling. So do yourself a favor and send me your questions at speakpipe.com/mspat. You can leave me a message, and we will answer your question on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat recently went to an event and met Ramona Toole. She is a Deputy DA for Fulton County that manages the Diversions, Records, and Record Restrictions Unit. She told Ms. Pat she was eligible to have her record cleaned up! Ramona joins us to explain how it is done, and sheds some light on Ms. Pat's past. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/patdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Bowl is over and Chris and Deon owe Pat money! Maybe they can go on TikTok and beg the government like one lady did. And we take listener questions with SpeakPipe. We’re switching things up on The Patdown. I see some of y’all are out here struggling. So do yourself a favor and send me your questions at speakpipe.com/mspat. You can leave me a message, and we will answer your question on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices