The Paranormies

The WormpillHow to train your penguin (to be gay)Entertainment: Libtards seethe over Spotify, Whoopie’s whoopsie, Get those trannys out of here A$@PPolitics: Canadian truckers, farmers, and whores. Dan Bongino is not WhiteScience: Lone Skum, NASA, MarsSports: Soccer is now The Running Man IRL, The GOAT retires to his witch’s lairBusiness: Get off the Beast System

Dogbot narrowly escapes a sasquatch to return to the show. After the required shitposting and giant posting we seek Lebensraum. On to the content, which is a return to the poles in works of fiction. First up is The Iron Republic. Barrington finds a way through and beyond the ice wall. Find out about advanced tech for socialist Luciferians. In the second hour, the guys tackle The Smokey God. Travel to the North Pole and hang out with giants. Get /comfy/ and let’s take a voyage to the (literal) ends of the realm.

Science: What do Scottish Supercomputers, Chinese butt swabs, and centipedes have in common?Covid is totally going awayM0nkeyshines => Outbreak => Contagion => WWZ?Do glowbois dream of gayopped sheeple?Entertainment: FJB, woke Tolkien, and troons in tightsSports: More troons, and also less troons, but also more as wellSpace: Still fake and gay

Our trip around the nation looking for paranormal oddities, cryptids, and haunted places takes us to Pennsylvania. Johnny is joined by intern hopeful Grognak and guest Seamus from Antelope Hill Publishing.Small talk and shitposting (obv)Creepy Cryptids: Dogmen (not Dogbots), apple elves, lake monsters, goat-men,Spooky Spots: Paranormal penitentiaries and haunted battlefieldsTartaria, Where art Thou?: Asylums and old museums

>shitposting>new paranormies theme song>flase flags are ackshually real if russian>your 4 bidens>khazakhstani spelling bee>texan synagogue hostage hoedown. hoax?>db gets rick rolled>chill your vaccines (takes) on the nano level>more covid vax stuff>link to british heart foundation commercial: https://youtu.be/4c2Pgt77rWg>long covid is not just a cold>shoutouts>ohio and fast food

5-13-2022Jim Henson respecting and (((Skeksis))) adreno-postingDead internet simulated social interaction (or, no one really likes your post)Orc Dreamers, wheelchair accessibility, and White gamer days gone by…Be kind, rewind. Old horror films and favorite PlayStation 1 games!Press F for Randy Weaver. Ruby Ridge and the psyop against living inna woods.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Alt Skull and GrognakBreak Music: Sentient 6 by NevermoreCreepypasta: Sleepwalker, written by Grognak, read by ReinhardtBUY OUR NEW SHIRT DESIGNS AT DISSIDENT APPAREL! (This is a threat)Follow us on Pilled.net! (Donations are here!)Follow The Paranormies on TelegramSend us stuff here:The ParanormiesP.O. Box 3036Kingsport TN 37664-0036Show Email: [email protected]'s Email: [email protected]'s Twitter: @dogbot5Dogbot's Telegram: t.me/Chupcabra_KennelReinhardt's Telegram: t.me/ApeMtn37Alt Skull's Telegram: t.me/AltSkull48

5-17-2022Review some racial trigger discipline with the guys.Manifestos and makeshift murders.The Great Replacement: What the show-runners plan to do with your understanding of it.Pouring over the evidence: Proud parents of a crisis actor. Missing bullet holes, walking dead, and furry porn.Reading listener emails live on pilled.net.UFO "disclosure": Put your name on a list, schizo!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: psalm @$thr33% by goldengatesNecronormiecon: The First Circle, read by DogbotBUY OUR NEW SHIRT DESIGNS AT DISSIDENT APPAREL! (This is a threat)Follow us on Pilled.net! (Donations are here!)Follow The Paranormies on TelegramSend us stuff here:The ParanormiesP.O. Box 3036Kingsport TN 37664-0036Show Email: [email protected]'s Email: [email protected]'s Twitter: @dogbot5Dogbot's Telegram: t.me/Chupcabra_KennelReinhardt's Telegram: t.me/ApeMtn37Alt Skull's Telegram: t.me/AltSkull48