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The Paranormies

Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

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Show overview

The Paranormies has been publishing since 2022, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 353 episodes. That works out to roughly 810 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence, with the show now in its 10th season.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 2h 9m and 2h 26m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Government show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 weeks ago, with 9 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2022, with 164 episodes published. Published by Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack.

Episodes
353
Running
2022–2026 · 4y
Median length
2h 15m
Cadence
Several per week

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Your favorite show! Spoop, conspiracy, esoterica, the occult, and more!

Latest Episodes

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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Past The Moon (We Didn't Go)

May 4, 20262h 0m

Townes Comes to Paranormies Town

Apr 29, 20262h 22m

Serial Killers with Larry Ridgeway

Apr 6, 20262h 38m

S10 Ep 13A Dolphin Construction Conundrum

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Johnny and Grognak have themselves an old school shitposting extravaganza. From war in Iran to dolphins kidnapping a high level military industrial complex engineer, this week's show is filled with crazy ridiculousness! Get /comfy/ and let's see where this goes!Panel: Johnny, GrognakCreepypasta: Sailor Without Coins, read by Adam Haidt

Mar 16, 20261h 57m

S10 Ep 12Famous Frauds Part 1

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The guys launch a Paranormies style investigation in some of the most famous clowns to hit the stage.Johnny, Grognak, and Jack focus on the psyops we know as household names.Were Rosa Parks and Hellen Keller legit? Who were the smartest fellas on the TV? Einstein married his cousin and Steven Hawking was on Epstein Island?Get /comfy/ and tune in to the long awaited part one of 6 million.Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: I Got A Job As A Night Security Guard, read by Jack

Feb 24, 20261h 52m

S10 Ep 11From Vortex Immortals to Mud-Buried Tartaria: Zardoz as Predictive Programming for the Next Civilization Reset

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Hollis is back and he joins Johnny and Grognak for an extremely schizo movie review. Zardoz, the 1974 sci-fi film Zardoz, starring Sean Connery in a red diaper (and a wedding dress). Was it the best sci-fi movie of the 70's or the worst? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!>Zardoz, the Vimana>Sean Connery's pee pee>Female Illuminati>Labor is beneath elites>Boundaries of the world>Astrology zing zang>Show running "eternals">and more!Panel: Johnny, Grognak, HollisCreepypasta: A New Ice Age, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Jan 29, 20262h 4m

S10 Ep 10Operation Licking Glass, With TASOWN

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Johnny is joined by the boys from The Absolute State Of White Nationalism for a bit of a shitposting/spoopposting show. From which celebrity "died" and became which other celebrity to Nick 56Percentes and his (totally not gay) gang of "influencers" hitting the city of Miami for the biggest cringe-fest of 2026 (so far, the year is still young), the guys take on the hard hitting topics. But most of all, they had fun and so will you when you get /comfy/ and check out this episode (this is a threat)Panel: JohnnyGuests: HouseJeep, Dr. Mayhem

Jan 23, 20261h 55m

S10 Ep 9Paranormal America: California Part 2, with Larry Ridgeway

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We're back in California for more weirdness, this time with Larry Ridgeway. The guys get into extraterrestrial experiences, UFO/USO sightings, more haunted case files, and haunted and creepy infrastructure. Get /comfy/ sit back and enjoy this second installment of spoop from what is likely the weirdest and spoopiest state in the Union!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Larry RidgewayCreepypasta: Demon, read by Johnny

Jan 16, 20261h 54m

S10 Ep 8A Whirlwind of Frankenskies with Matt Landman

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Matt Landman joins Johnny and Jack yet again for a literal whirlwind of topics ranging from chemtrails to flat earth to psyops within psyops and many many more! Hang onto your hats fam, this one was a blast!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Matt LandmanCheck him out here: frankenskies.com and actualactivists.comCreepypasta: Cold Light, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Jan 8, 20262h 29m

S10 Ep 7Paranormal America: California Part 1

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>Captain Kirk and Queen Erika>The guys talk about botched grifts and bad assassinations>Talmud Pal Squad>The California Bigfoot Mafia>Spooky roads, demon cars>Californian Ghosties>Floating Necropolis>California NessiePanel: Johnny, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: The Terror of the Frozen Plains, Written by: Grognak Read by: Reinhardt

Dec 25, 20252h 12m

S10 Ep 6Archaix Livestream Replay 11/30/25

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Johnny, AltSkull and Grognak hung out with Jason of the Archaix Research Group this past Sunday. This one was. banger for sure! Check it out!

Dec 4, 20252h 28m

S10 Ep 5The Nationalist Enquirer: Saturday Night Live: Who Is Bubba? Edition (REPLAY)

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Livestream Replay from 11-16-25

Nov 24, 20251h 58m

S10 Ep 4Post Halloween Livestream Replay

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Livestream replay from 11-01-25

Nov 24, 20252h 9m

S10 Ep 3Which AI Watches The AI Watchhmen

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Johnny and Skull are back to finally get Season 10 going! >tfw gayops just won't stop>grifters and "truthers">separating the wheat from the chaff>baudrillard's dream, our nightmare>if (conspiracy theory) were true, why (dumb question)?>all this and more!>get /comfy/ and let's get season 10 on the road!Panel: Johnny, Alt SkullNew Theme Music: FEMA Band Camp Leader (a BANGER as usual)

Oct 27, 20252h 3m

S10 Ep 2The Nationalist Enquirer: The Distraction From The Distraction and also 9/11

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This is the 9/11 Livestream replay. Did happenings happen? Was the happening in question a distraction from the last happening which was a distraction from the last...TUNE IN AND FIND OUT! (Oh...and also, it's 9/11)Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Fash Gordon

Sep 15, 20252h 4m

S10 Ep 1The Nationalist Enquirer: Gayop Season Continues (Livestream Replay)

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Johnny finally got it figured out and here it is! The replay of our livestream from last week woth Dr. Mayhem and HouseJeep of The Absolute State of White Nationalism and the one and only Foundring! Get /comfy/ and check it out!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, Dr. Mayhem, HouseJeep, Surprise guest: Foundring

Sep 9, 20252h 35m

S9 Ep 78Season 9 Finale: Everything Is Still Fake and Gay

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In this, the 78th episode of the Season That (Almost) Never Ended™️, Johnny, Alt Skull, and Hollis sit down to recap the season. From Tunnel Jews™️ to The Most Important Election Ever™️, cryptids and spooks from Paranormal America, and every Fake and Gay™️ psyop and gayop in between, this has been a crazy ride. Let's get /comfy/ and scroll back to through Season 9!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisCreepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Jun 13, 20252h 16m

Season 9 Finale: We'll Be Back

The season that (almost) never ended is finally over! Johnny, Skull and Hollis sit down for a recap of the multitude of episodes we've done this season, from Tunnel Jews™️ to the Dead Internet Theory to more Paranormal America, cryptids, and spooks. And let's not forget all the gayops and psyops we've endured and seen straight through from the Burning Bush(nell) to the phony election and every fake and gay non happening in between. So...get /comfy/ and let's replay Season 9!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisCreepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Jun 13, 20252h 16m

S9 Ep 77Sunday Afternoon Live (Replay) The Nephilim Looked Like Clowns with Paul Stobbs

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Sunday afternoon, Johnny, Reinhardt and Hollis were joined by the originator of the theory "The Nephilim Looked Like Clowns", This has spawned an entire genre of research into these entities. What are they? Where do they come from...and why do they all look like Ronald McDonald? Paul Stobbs is here to answer these questions and more (well he was, on Sunday, but you missed it). Get /comfy/ and let's talk about clowns!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisGuest: Paul Stobbs, check him out here: www.youtube.com/@uconspiracyClosIng Music: Bury Me With My Boots On, by Greg Arcade RIP

May 29, 20252h 7m

S9 Ep 76A Show of Show Titles And No Notes

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Johnny, Reinhardt, and Hollis sit down for a discussion about the current state of spoop. Topics include:>Topographical Evidence of Stumps - Hollis France Chair >The Phrygian Smurfs >Curb Your Catholicism, They Stole the Porch>666 Degrees of Jordan Maxwell >The Bronze Age Lobster Mindset>The 60 Million Year Old Lobster>And more!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisCreepypasta: There's Nothing Scary About The Woods, read by Bradshaw Wilson

May 17, 20251h 59m
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