The Paranormies

Johnny and Grognak have themselves an old school shitposting extravaganza. From war in Iran to dolphins kidnapping a high level military industrial complex engineer, this week's show is filled with crazy ridiculousness! Get /comfy/ and let's see where this goes!Panel: Johnny, GrognakCreepypasta: Sailor Without Coins, read by Adam Haidt

The guys launch a Paranormies style investigation in some of the most famous clowns to hit the stage.Johnny, Grognak, and Jack focus on the psyops we know as household names.Were Rosa Parks and Hellen Keller legit? Who were the smartest fellas on the TV? Einstein married his cousin and Steven Hawking was on Epstein Island?Get /comfy/ and tune in to the long awaited part one of 6 million.Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: I Got A Job As A Night Security Guard, read by Jack

Hollis is back and he joins Johnny and Grognak for an extremely schizo movie review. Zardoz, the 1974 sci-fi film Zardoz, starring Sean Connery in a red diaper (and a wedding dress). Was it the best sci-fi movie of the 70's or the worst? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!>Zardoz, the Vimana>Sean Connery's pee pee>Female Illuminati>Labor is beneath elites>Boundaries of the world>Astrology zing zang>Show running "eternals">and more!Panel: Johnny, Grognak, HollisCreepypasta: A New Ice Age, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Johnny is joined by the boys from The Absolute State Of White Nationalism for a bit of a shitposting/spoopposting show. From which celebrity "died" and became which other celebrity to Nick 56Percentes and his (totally not gay) gang of "influencers" hitting the city of Miami for the biggest cringe-fest of 2026 (so far, the year is still young), the guys take on the hard hitting topics. But most of all, they had fun and so will you when you get /comfy/ and check out this episode (this is a threat)Panel: JohnnyGuests: HouseJeep, Dr. Mayhem

We're back in California for more weirdness, this time with Larry Ridgeway. The guys get into extraterrestrial experiences, UFO/USO sightings, more haunted case files, and haunted and creepy infrastructure. Get /comfy/ sit back and enjoy this second installment of spoop from what is likely the weirdest and spoopiest state in the Union!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Larry RidgewayCreepypasta: Demon, read by Johnny

Matt Landman joins Johnny and Jack yet again for a literal whirlwind of topics ranging from chemtrails to flat earth to psyops within psyops and many many more! Hang onto your hats fam, this one was a blast!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Matt LandmanCheck him out here: frankenskies.com and actualactivists.comCreepypasta: Cold Light, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

>Captain Kirk and Queen Erika>The guys talk about botched grifts and bad assassinations>Talmud Pal Squad>The California Bigfoot Mafia>Spooky roads, demon cars>Californian Ghosties>Floating Necropolis>California NessiePanel: Johnny, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: The Terror of the Frozen Plains, Written by: Grognak Read by: Reinhardt

Johnny, AltSkull and Grognak hung out with Jason of the Archaix Research Group this past Sunday. This one was. banger for sure! Check it out!

Livestream Replay from 11-16-25

Livestream replay from 11-01-25

Johnny and Skull are back to finally get Season 10 going! >tfw gayops just won't stop>grifters and "truthers">separating the wheat from the chaff>baudrillard's dream, our nightmare>if (conspiracy theory) were true, why (dumb question)?>all this and more!>get /comfy/ and let's get season 10 on the road!Panel: Johnny, Alt SkullNew Theme Music: FEMA Band Camp Leader (a BANGER as usual)

This is the 9/11 Livestream replay. Did happenings happen? Was the happening in question a distraction from the last happening which was a distraction from the last...TUNE IN AND FIND OUT! (Oh...and also, it's 9/11)Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Fash Gordon

Johnny finally got it figured out and here it is! The replay of our livestream from last week woth Dr. Mayhem and HouseJeep of The Absolute State of White Nationalism and the one and only Foundring! Get /comfy/ and check it out!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, Dr. Mayhem, HouseJeep, Surprise guest: Foundring

In this, the 78th episode of the Season That (Almost) Never Ended™️, Johnny, Alt Skull, and Hollis sit down to recap the season. From Tunnel Jews™️ to The Most Important Election Ever™️, cryptids and spooks from Paranormal America, and every Fake and Gay™️ psyop and gayop in between, this has been a crazy ride. Let's get /comfy/ and scroll back to through Season 9!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisCreepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

The season that (almost) never ended is finally over! Johnny, Skull and Hollis sit down for a recap of the multitude of episodes we've done this season, from Tunnel Jews™️ to the Dead Internet Theory to more Paranormal America, cryptids, and spooks. And let's not forget all the gayops and psyops we've endured and seen straight through from the Burning Bush(nell) to the phony election and every fake and gay non happening in between. So...get /comfy/ and let's replay Season 9!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisCreepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Sunday afternoon, Johnny, Reinhardt and Hollis were joined by the originator of the theory "The Nephilim Looked Like Clowns", This has spawned an entire genre of research into these entities. What are they? Where do they come from...and why do they all look like Ronald McDonald? Paul Stobbs is here to answer these questions and more (well he was, on Sunday, but you missed it). Get /comfy/ and let's talk about clowns!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisGuest: Paul Stobbs, check him out here: www.youtube.com/@uconspiracyClosIng Music: Bury Me With My Boots On, by Greg Arcade RIP

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Hollis sit down for a discussion about the current state of spoop. Topics include:>Topographical Evidence of Stumps - Hollis France Chair >The Phrygian Smurfs >Curb Your Catholicism, They Stole the Porch>666 Degrees of Jordan Maxwell >The Bronze Age Lobster Mindset>The 60 Million Year Old Lobster>And more!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisCreepypasta: There's Nothing Scary About The Woods, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Johnny, Skull and Hollis sit down to discuss the latest and greatest in the world of spoop:>Symbols and Saturn>Patterns and Primordial Archetypes>The Government is gonna Run To The Hills (underground bunkers)>Can I Buy A Letter (only $2k each)>More schizo goes mainstream>The Heisenberg of Accountants>C'mon...do a race war>A Perfect Circle (of psyops)>And more (including aged urine)Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hollis, JackCreepypasta: A Weird Camping Experience From Three Years Ago, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Johnny and Grognak are joined by Jordan of Waters Above, crypto analyst, investor and coach, unlike any other. Using gematria and astrological patterns, he has learned to "decode the matrix" of investing and teaches others to do the same. The conversation doesn't just focus on crypto...this IS the Paranormies, after all. The guys get into:>Resets>Astrological racism>Playdoh star forts>Artificial intelligence and psyops>Do the Elite exist or are they NPC'S>Forest Gump is AI generated, so was the moon landing>and finally...Crypto and questionsGet /comfy/ and let's see what's up with Waters AbovePanel: Johnny, GrognakGuest: Jordan, from Waters AboveCheck him out here: https://www.youtube.com/@WatersAbove https://www.watersabove.com/Creepypasta: The Thing In The Window, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Johnny and Hollis are left to their own devices when a guest reschedules. What to do? The show must go on, so go on they do. From psyops within psyops, big bags of conspiracy candy and all sorts of rabbit holes in between, pissed on breadcrumbs are in abundance these days. Get /comfy/ and join the guys as they try and figure out what's real, and what's fake and gay.Panel: Johnny, HollisNecronormiecon: If I Were The Devil, by Paul Harvey

This week, Johnny and the guys take a look at the origins on one of the weirdest things in Americana: the circus! Freaks, geeks, acrobats, daredevils, dancers, wild animals, and of course...clowns.>Stay At Home AstroNOTS>Dragon Stuff>P.T. Barnum's freaks>CLOWNSGo ahead, grab a seat ringside, and get /comfy/ for this three ring menagerie of circus fun!Panel: Johnny, Grognak, HollisCreepypasta: The Hobo Clown, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

One of our very favorite guests and content creators stops by for a chat. Lucius Aurelian from the Restitutor Orbis YouTube channel drops by to discuss resets, forced language appropriation, timeline anomalies, and much more! Will understanding past resets help us through future ir even current reset situations? Let's get /comfy/ and find out!Panel: Johnny, HollisGuest: Lucius AurelianFind him here: www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214Creepypasta: Demaflu, written and read by Hollis

One of our favorite guests and content creators, Lucius Aurelian from the Restitutor Orbis YouTube channel joins Johnny and Hollis for a dive into reset theory. Has inorganic language propagation occurred throughout history or is that just a conspiracy theory? Is there actually evidence of a reset happening right now? Let's get /comfy/ and see...Panel: Johnny, HollisGuest: Lucius AurelianFind him here: www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214Creepypasta: Demaflu, written and read by Hollis

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Skull were LIVE Sunday night, so if you missed it (shame on you) here's the replay. >Epstein files fakery>Rehashing Pizzagate narratives>AI fakery (From the man who controls the Paranormies)>Jewish khazar spies>Heliocentric faggotry>Female plane crashes>Crystal palaces and reset fakery>Asian insectposting>Racist animal planet

Johnny and the guys are joined once again by the one and only Mr. Flat Earth British, Martin Liedtke for another extremely fun episode. Rabbit trails abound and much schizotheorizing awaits, so get /comfy/ and let's see where this one goes!>Content shills and cyclical narratives>Fake transportation and technology narratives>National Socialist logistical magic>Mudflood possibilities>Scrying mirrors>Breakaway civilization theory>Starforts and covered up buildings>Reset theories>Ancient fuels>Vibrational mind control and bio-geometry>The poisoning of humans by gluten (and also Meso-American corn demons)>The cult of the globe™️Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, GrognakGuest: Martin LiedtkeFind him here: https://www.youtube.com/@martinliedtkeFEB67and here: https://flatearthbritish.comCreepypasta: Terror of the Frozen Plains , written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt.

Join Johnny and Reinhardt as they cover the yearly Super Bowl ritual, the recent helicopter crashes, new cars, and shoot the spoop! Get /comfy/ and enjoy the show!Panel: Johnny, ReinhardtMusic Break: My Own Summer, by DeftonesNecronormiecon: Fantasy or Fact, by James Churchward, read by Reinhardt

Johnny, Reinhardt and Hollis are joined by Hook from Metal Up Your Fash for a spoopy tour of the sunshine state: Florida!Topics include: >Florida cryptids>Skunk Ape>Radium Piss Drinking>Coral Castle: DEBUNKED>Haunted Swamps>UFOs and Blue Holes>Lake Monsters>Robert the DollPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisGuest: HookCreepypasta: The River Country Film, read by Reinhardt

Join Johnny and the guys for another fun episode as they try to stay on topic. The conversation ranges from Space-X's latest multi billion dollar whoopsie to the deep underground lairs of who knows what and all kinds of craziness in between. Can they do it? Will there be shitposting? Let's get /comfy/ and find out!Panel: Johnny, Hollis, GrognakCreepypasta: The Horseshoe Canoe, read by Reinhardt

Johnny and the guys run down the latest happenings, the fake and the gay, from coast to coast. Fires, explosions, space stuff...and much more!The Gumption Must FlowSumerian Sea ShantiesLA Burning and Cali Failed StateMole People ArsonKamala Trannyposting (For a quick sec)Swamp Mansions and Tartarian BayousPizzagate HD Fuckup 2: Electric BoogalooObviously Guns Should Be Illegal No Matter WhatDo Not Ever Break the LawVaping at the Mountains of MadnessFlat Ass Earth and Fake Ass Space DebatesUniversalist Afterlife HomotheorismPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt. HouseJeepCreepypasta: I Will Give Birth to the End of Mankind, read by Reinhardt

What a crazy year 2024 was! Team Nothing Ever Happens vs. team IDZ HABBENINGGGG have been going at it back and forth all year. Did anything actually happen? Was literally EVERYTHING fake and gay? Johnny and the guys discuss the tumultuous year that was 2024, from airplanes falling apart mid-air to Indians speed running being the most hated immigrant race, from newly discovered ancient cities to modern transhumanism "advances" and every gayop and psyop in between...and don't worry, they'll get to your favorite conspiracy theory too. Tune in, get /comfy/ and let's run down 2024! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hollis, Reinhardt, Otterwaffen Jack

In this mind-bending episode, Johnny, Skull, and Hollis are joined by Mark Knight, AKA WaykiWayki for a dive deep into the rabbit hole of alternative theories and contemporary conspiracies. They explore the Flat Earth movement, questioning the very shape of our planet, and investigate the role of 'shills' in shaping public opinion. They then turn their gaze to the omnipresent Digital Panopticon and Surveillance State, discussing how every click and conversation might be watched. The conversation shifts to the mysterious Mudflood and Impossible Architecture theories, which challenge our understanding of history and construction. They also unpack the complex world of Psy-Ops, examining how psychological operations influence our reality. Later, they touch on the societal shifts around the transgender agenda. Buckle up and get /comfy/ for an episode that might just alter your perception of reality.Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisGuest: Mark Knight, AKA WaykiWaykiCheck him out here: https://waykiwayki.com/Creepypasta: Mr. Smile, read by Reinhardt

Johnny and the guys got terribly news cucked this week. We recorded before some MAJOR happenings ACTUALLY happened (or did they?) Alt Skull joins Johnny for a the discussion ranging from those scripted, fake and gayops that we're subjected to on a daily basis to a MAJOR Flat Earth "Experiment" to the Sentient World Simulation and other schizo stuff and much more! Get /comfy/ and let's GOOOOOO!!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull

Johnny and the guys riff on some strange occurrences in the so-called medieval times of mass hysteria, plague, plasma possession and apocalyptic cataclysms along with your weekly dose of homestead bantz and shit-posting. What's with all them underground cities? Why are the shadowy forces using the biblical Revelation like a playbook? Does heightened atmospheric electricity cause plague...and a influx of demons, cryptids and otherworldly creatures? Do epsom salts and cigarettes cure the plague?? Get /comfy/ and strap yourself in for a spoopy dive into medieval madness!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisCreepypasta: Mars Attacks? Written by Grognak, read by Johnny

Join Johnny and the gang as they delve into the world of the Solomon Islands, as told through accounts recorded by Marius Boiayan in his book “Solomon Islands Mysteries”! Shining dragon UFOs that live underwater, countless cryptids, and a sophisticated hierarchy of giant subspecies permeate Guadalcanal and the surrounding islands, and have for generations. Even in the present day, natives will attest to the truth of these phenomena— and the rule of Luti Mikode, the “King of the Giants”. Sit back, get /comfy/ and let’s jump into The Solomon Islands!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackCreepypasta: There's a Zombie On My Couch, written and read by Hollis

Johnny and the guys once again have a "long time listener, first time caller" guest on the show. Common Filth makes his return to podcasting, dropping by to discuss all sorts of spoop, from the fake and gay to the esoteric and occult. This one was a lot of fun, so get /comfy/ and let's go!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackGuest: Common FilthCheck him out here: https://odysee.com/@commonfilth https://rumble.com/c/commonfilth https://t.me/commonfilthradio

Johnny left his laptop in another state, so this year's Halloween episode wasn't aired...until now. We know the season is over, but we know you want the content, so sorry about the delay, but here you go fam! Get what's left of your Halloween candy and get /comfy/ Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Otterwaffen Jack

Johnny and the guys were LIVE (and you missed it), discussing the latest election updates, the fakest official narratives, the gayest of gayops, and the chances of anything at all being real and or heterosexual (they are about zero). Later on, they will discuss the bugnat phenomenon and their incessant need to be stubbornly incorrect on all things conspiracy (except the Holobunga of course). Get /comfy/ and listen to this! (THIS IS A THREAT)Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Reinhardt, ÆtherMusic Break: End The Fed, by Foundring

You asked for it, so we're gonna give it to you! The Nationalist Enquirer returned on Friday, 10-18, this is the replay of the LIVE show that you missed (don't do that again).The latest in conspiracy news, the most current fake and gay narratives, and of course, a healthy dose of shitposting our way through this Matrix/Truman Show thing we call reality.Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, Hollis, and Æther and maybe a guest or two (or none) as they fiddle while Babylon burns. (As usual, this is a threat)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, ÆtherMusic Break: Diggy Diggy Hole, by Wind RoseNecronormiecon: Putting Death Unto Death, read by Otterwaffen Jack

You asked for it, so we're gonna give it to you! The Nationalist Enquirer returned on Friday, 10-18, this is the replay of the LIVE show that you missed (don't do that again).The latest in conspiracy news, the most current fake and gay narratives, and of course, a healthy dose of shitposting our way through this Matrix/Truman Show thing we call reality.Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, Hollis, and Æther and maybe a guest or two (or none) as they fiddle while Babylon burns. (As usual, this is a threat)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, ÆtherMusic Break: Diggy Diggy Hole, by Wind RoseNecronormiecon: Putting Death Unto Death, read by Otterwaffen Jack

This week, Johnny and the guys dive deep into the world of zombies. They explore the origins of zombie folklore, from Haitian voodoo traditions to modern pop culture interpretations. They break down iconic zombie movies, discussing classics like Night of the Living Dead and how they shaped the genre, as well as more recent films and television shows like World War Z and The Walking Dead. The episode also covers the rise of zombie video games, including fan favorites like Resident Evil and The Last of Us, examining how these games have captivated players with their immersive undead worlds. Whether you're a fan of horror or just curious about the zombie phenomenon, the guys cover it all in this thrilling episode. Get /comfy/ if you can, and let's go zombie hunting!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Otterwaffen Jack, GrognakCreepypasta: Vacancy, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

This week, Johnny and the guys dive deep into the world of zombies. They explore the origins of zombie folklore, from Haitian voodoo traditions to modern pop culture interpretations, breaking down iconic zombie movies, discussing classics like Night of the Living Dead and how they shaped the genre, as well as more recent films and television shows like World War Z and The Walking Dead .They also cover the rise of zombie video games, especially fan favorites like Resident Evil and The Last of Us, examining how these games have captivated players with their immersive undead worlds. Whether you're a fan of horror or just curious about the zombie phenomenon, the boys cover it all in this thrilling episode. Get /comfy/ if you can, and let's dig up some zombies!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: Vacancy, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Well, something FINALLY happened (Chudjak BTFO), so Johnny and the guys run down recent major happenings, some fake and gay, and some most definitely real.>Did Diddy do it...and do we care?>WWE legend returns to Butler >NC/TN: what is real and what is F&G™️>And much more!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Æther, and JackCreepypasta: Hell Won't Be Full Of Flames read by Otterwaffen Jack

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Hollis welcome back Campfire guest Dan to delve into the spooky world of Wisconsin’s dark forests! Entire towns with a history of death and misery, rock-throwing gnomes, goatmen, and what the hell is a “hodag” anyway? Get all this, a healthy dose of shitposting, and some serious spooposting as Dan fills the gang in on his homeland!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisGuest: Dan, the Ganzfield Autist

Since they're still fake shooting at Fat Orange Retard™️, Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Æther take a look at presidential assassinations and assassination attempts. Were there any ACTUAL attempts or are they all simply theater...like the Ford Theater, where Lincoln was "assassinated"...or was he? How many shooters were on the grassy knoll? Did someone kill America's favorite fat orange cat, or was that just a president named Garfield? Why is there always banking legislation surrounding all of these events? Let's get /comfy/ and find out!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, ÆtherCreepypasta: The Third Wish, read by Jack

9/11 came and went without an incident, but the guys promised to "never forget", so here we are with our 23rd anniversary 9/11 show! They actually talked about a lot of things that were not 9/11. Are the Haitians ACTUALLY eating the cats? Could the mongols actually have had all those horses? Did NY vernacular debunk the BBC? (And also a lot of 9/11 stuff too) Let's get /comfy/ and listen to Lucky Larry's decision "pull it".Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hollis, Jack

We are SO back! Join Johnny, Hollis and Reinhardt as the guys delve into the world of flight. From ancient flying cities and Antarctic UFOs to the world of insect aeromancy, what level of knowledge did the old world possess?Can radium power anti-“gravity” machines? What about the culture of zeppelins in the not-so-distant past? Strap in, this is a topic you don’t want to miss!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form!>Trump back on Twitter, talks to Elon>YT CEO RIP (press S to spit)>Australia shitposts the olympics>Great Fires, Wars, and Resets...but I repeat myself. Twice>And MORE!Panel: Johnny, Hollis, Jack, ReinhardtSpecial appearance by: HouseJeepMusic Break: Reckless and Relentless, by Asking Alexandria