The Paranormies

Johnny, Skull and Grognak kicked around a few topics this weekend for your listening pleasure:>the Olympic Troon Brigade>Howie Mandel Is Still Alive?>Esoteric Food Origins>Big Britbong Beach Bash>NASA and the Great Hairspray Caper>Space is fake and definitely gay>and much more!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, now in podcast form!>The Olympic Opening Ceremony was a shitshow>Gojira was cool tho>Not your father's Olympics>and more!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, Fash GordonMusic Break: Kanonenfeiber, by Menschenmuhle

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, now in podcast form!>more on the fake assassination attempt>when the boss comes down from corporate>Bibi addresses congress, boycotted by half>Kamala is bad>like really bad>nobody likes her>and more!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisMusic Break: Wings of Time, by Tame Impala

One of our favorite guests comes back to visit with Johnny and Reinhardt and to discuss one of the most (allegedly) well documented historical events of American history: The Donner Party™️. To be fair, it is well written about, it even has its own Wikipedia page! Does this event stand up to actual scrutiny? Was this chilling tale of treachery, murder, and cannibalism just that, a made up story, a hoax, or was it an actual real deal event? Let's get /comfy/ and head on up to Donner's Pass.Panel: Johnny, ReinhardtGuest: Larry Ridgeway Check him out here: https://odysee.com/@LarryRidgeway:aCreepypasta: What They Don't Tell You About the Dead, read by Reinhardt

Long time friend of the show John Fashcroft drops by to talk with Johnny and Jack. Topics range from space fakery around the world and the controlled disclosure of "UFO's" to the astroturfed rise of antisemitism and the possibility of #110. Get /comfy/ and get the schizo out, this one was a lot of fun!Panel: Johnny, JackBreak Song: Wraith, by DestryurCreepypasta: I Remembered Why I Couldn't Sleep, read by Bradshaw

Sunday night's LIVE breakdown of the Trump assassination attempt, now in podcast form!Was it staged? Was it real? And of so, was it incompetence or was it malice? Occam's Razor could go either way here! A crazy twist of the scripted narrative or legitimate event? We attempt to get to the bottom of this tonight!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Otterwaffen Jack, Æther

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, NOW in podcast form!>Deer are a menace>John...er...Angelo...err...Lucas gets SWAT delivered, twice!>Shock Jocks>Ammo Vending Machines>CIA birbs are back>Witches (still) in Space™️>MORE Boeing accidentsPanel: Johnny, Hollis, VulgR, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Conspiranoia, by Gaerea

The guys take a trip through bourbon country to see what kinds of weird things abound in Kentucky.. From Tartarian buildings turned founded historical sites to haunted honkey tonks, from Bigfoot, to dogmen and ghosts, Kentucky is rife with the paranormal. Let's get /comfy/ and take a trip to the Bluegrass State for some southern fried spoop!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis,

Pre 4th of July Livestream now available in podcast form!

Sometimes the guys get together to hang out online and things like this happen. An off the cuff discussion that bounces around the room hitting topics like e-celebs and influencers, space (or the lack thereof), all the Joe Bidens (even the robot one), Donald Trump, "The Script™️ and lots more! So get /comfy/ and pepper your angus for another drive down to Schizotown™️Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hollis, Grognak, and JackBreak Music: No break this week, only content

>Owen Benjamin will forever be known as Oven BenJEWman>Oven is gay>Wow is he gay>We had no idea he was this gay>There's lots more, but this is all you really needPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackBreak Music: Always, by All Under HeavenNecronormiecon: The evolution cruncher chapter 2, pt 1, read by Jack

From goblins in Zimbabwe to the headless blemmyes of antiquity, the guys go down a humanoid rabbit hole. Were blemmyes a real race of human like creatures, killed off after a reset? Were they a Nephilim genetic experiment gone wrong or just Old World creatures genocided by religious zealots? Johnny and the guys dig in to learn if they were real or just some fairy tale creatures written about by some of the most influential ancient and medieval historians. Blemmyes: real or nah? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Jack, and GrognakMusic Break: Oy Vey, Shut It Down (Foundring cover), by JPBCreepypasta: Sam and Sarah, read by Johnny

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form! (Because Johnny's internet sucks, there was no "live" stream)>the notes usually go here>there was no one to take notes this week>there was definitely content>we will do better next weekPanel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, HollisBreak Music: THESE MANIACS TOOK NO NO BREAKS!!

Sometimes you have a guest on and you know exactly where the conversation will go. Sometimes, you have a guest on and you've no idea where the conversation might take you! Johnny and the guys welcome Dana, aka RottingJewels to the show. Where the hell do they end up? Even they don’t know sometimes, From Covid to cults to Alex Jones and Son of Sam, from Scientology to the CIA and the Process Church, they hit a veritable spiderweb of subjects. Get /comfy/ and let's get this process started!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Dana, aka RottingJewelsCheck her out here: https://twitter.com/DanaDooDah https://www.youtube.com/@rottingjewels https://rumble.com/user/rottingjewels

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form!>Stream Crashers of the Shitty Internet Kind>Alex Jones goes flat. Cries.>Tel-Lie-Vision>The Gates of Toledo are open again>Japan's moon trip cancelled>China goes dark>Covid stuff (spoiler: we were right)>Somali piracy in the MidwestPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Fash Gordon, Otterwaffen JackBreak Music: Ohio Is For Beaners, by Hawthorne Wights

Johnny and the guys are joined once again by their favorite chronologist, Jason Breshears from the ARCHAIX Research Group. As they dive deep into the ARCHAIX research, the guys ask esoteric questions concerning the Nemesis star system, calendars, AIX, and, of course, chronology. So, get /comfy/ and let's see where they go this time!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Jason BreshearsCheck him out here: https://archaix.com/ https://archaix.tv/ https://www.youtube.com/@Archaix138 https://twitter.com/archaix138

>The Pope's based faggotry>Melinda Gates' billion dollar abortion>Reddit, cock-roaches and glue>E=F+G (It's Science™️)>Lights over London>Dancing nurses are back>Apophis 2029 tour announcement>I'm a particle accelerationistPanel: Johnny, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Euphemisms, by FoundringNecronormiecon: Planting Thy Seed, read by Jack

Johnny and Reinhardt are joined by the (unbeknownst to him) writer and performer of the official Paranormies theme song "Everything is Fake and Gay", the one and only Foundring! The conversation winds around a myriad of subjects from music nerdiness, vibrations, occult music and musicians, conspiracy theories, Sandy Hook, the theory of the occult, Pizzagate, 9/11, personal conspiracy journeys, schizo fellowship, and much more! Get /comfy/ and let the ragtime roll!Panel: Johnny and ReinhardtGuest: FoundringCheck him out here: https://x.com/foundring1 http://paypal.me/foundring http://odysee.com/@foundring http://rumble.com/user/foundring http://bitchute.com/foundring http://t.me/foundring foundring.gumroad.com

>Israel tries to jump start WWIII...or did they?>Iranian President goes Kobe>Nick Fuentes is gay? No. Way. >Sloppy job Mossad?>Checking in on Rabbi ShmuleyPanel: Johnny, Jack, Hollis, ReinhardtMusic Break: Red Right Hand, by Nick Cave and the Seeds

The guys were off this week so here's another classic episode!This week on the Paranormies we are joined by our old pal Mr. Zev to discuss the Skinwalker Ranch in Northern Utah. Possibly the biggest nexus of paranomal activity in the world, all sorts of crazy stuff happened there. UFOs, bullet proof wolves, cthulu slugs, and... friendly floating footballs? In the second hour, Zev tells us about his experiences in the Whittier Hills of California, where mysterious cult activity and other spoopy events take place. Find out all about it on tonight's episode of The Ahnenerbe Hour! Panel: Johnny Monoxide, Adam Haidt, Scott Taylor and ZevMusic Break: Look Back In Anger, by XuriousCreepypasta: Indian Skinwalker, read by Johnny Monoxide

Johnny and Skull vs Official Narratives: Part Infinity +1>But first, the weather: What even are clouds?>Jack Parsons and Werner von Braun: childhood friends?>The (apparently) original Telephone Game>Who checks the Fact Checkers™️?>Chemtrails aren't contrailsPanel: Johnny, Alt Skull

Tuesday Night's Livestream Replay>Troonfest 2024 aka The Met Gala>I mean it, there were so many troons>Frat Boy Summer: jewish gayop or real shit?>Mossad's NY office>Tartaria in the MSM again>and more!Panel: Johnny, Hollis, Fash GordonMusic Break: Silkroad, by Matteo Mancuso

Mr. Flat Earth British, Martin Liedke joins Johnny and the guys for another great conversation in which they delve into the mysteries of the old world, from "ancient Rome" to Tartatians Phoenicians, and the resets, to the emergence of "Flat Earth" on large mainstream accounts and much, much more! Sit back, get /comfy/ and let's go!!Panel: Johnny, Hollis, GrognakGuest: Martin LiedkeCheck Him out here: https://www.youtube.com/@martinliedtkeFEB67

Your Tuesday Night Livestream Replay:>Israel/Iran Nothingburger>The Fake Awakening>The "Christian Reich">Some Simulation Theory >It's Just The Flu Bros Stay Winning>And More!!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak]Music Break: Sleep Is Wrong, by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum of Natural HistoryNecronormiecon: The Last White Man, read by Blaine McCammack

Lucius Aurelian joins Johnny and the guys for another great conversation with topics ranging from the annunaki and the old world to today's constant humiliation ritual and the technology of both. Lots of ground to cover, lots of Old World buildings to explore, and lots of brass plaques to debunk, so let's get /comfy/ and get down to it!Panel: Johnny, HollisGuest: Lucius AurelianCheck him out here: https://www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214 Here: https://twitter.com/L_Aurelian214 And Here: https://www.reddit.com/user/Restitutor_Orbis_214/

Your Tuesday night livestream replay!>Infowars hosts Flat Earth Debate: WTF and also: Who Won?>Who even are these guys>The latest Taylor Swift collab: Satan!>No heifers?>And much more!Panel: Johnny, Hollis, JackMusic Break: Adam's Penitence, by Iratus Vir

It was 4/20 this weekend, so why not talk about weed and Hitler? It is "that" holiday, for stoners and LARP'ers alike, for those that partake in herbal libations and those who have a "favorite uncle" they've never met. Is marijuana Aryan in origin? Should you "put that shit away" as a certain movie (anti?)hero once said? And what were some of the weird things people have said about the small mustache having, dog loving, vegetarian from Austria? Let's get /comfy/ (however you like, it IS 4/20) and let's find outPanel: Johnny, Grognak, Hollis, Æther

Your Weekly dose of spoop, shitopsting and the news!!>The literally who-this>Iran Israel nothingburger>Jewish ethnoreligious supremacy vs the world>Sydney stabbings>Pandas didn't real>Fake Chinese historyPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Interior People, by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

>Eclipse nonhabbenings and general shitposting™ >Jet fuel hoax, what is the premise? >Why would they lie?>Aether and possible alternatives for how planes are fueled >Planes stopping in midair— glitches? Portals?>Ancient depictions of aircraft (courtesy of Dr Daniel Jackson)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, ÆtherMusic Break: Autopilot, by Queens of the Stoned AgeCreepypasta: Train Ride, read by Bradshaw Wilson

>Nothing habbened with the ecollapse>Parasite Pill>Geoengineering >CERN, Stanford, and Oak Ridge>Anton LaVey and Toe Rogan>Satelloon footage of the eclipse "shadow">YouTube niche celebrities >Aether and antiquitech>Hidden history/mudflood enjoyers and deniers>Fake NYC lightning strike and earthquakePanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, HollisMusic Break: Black Hole Sun (Cover), by Leo Moracchioli

Long time friend of the show, the one and only Larry Ridgeway is back again! The guys get into a whirling dervish of a conversation (that was supposed to be about vampires, but winds around all the recent craziness). Earthquakes and the eclipse: party on or prepare for the end? Has everything always been fake and gay? Do the guys actually talk about vampires? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!Panel: Johnny, JackGuest: Larry RidgewayMusic Break: Sticky Hulks, by The Oh SeesCreepypasta: The Hissers, read by Hollis

>The FBI is gay>They’re changing the light bulb in the sun>From Jonah to Nineveh>Ancient Egyptian rocketman>Earthquakes abound>Are chemtrails finally real?>The real Devil’s Lettuce>Middle East Stuff because nEwSPanel: Johnny, Jack, HollisMusic Break: Immutable Dusk, by Pelican

Another classic from the archives, all the way back to Season 1!This week we are joined by special guests Mr. K and Bella Dashwood to discuss Nephilim, secret societies, and... giant slayers? In the first hour, Mr. K explains how he was involved in a military operation which ended in discovering a Giant in the Kandahar region of Afghanistan. You'll be amazed at what happens next. Later we discuss the Genesis 6 conspiracy and how the abomination children of angels and men are using secret societies to enslave humanity. Ever wonder why the Catholic Church operates a telescope named Lucifer? Tune in for this and more. Panel: Johnny Monoxide, Adam Haidt, Death Guests: Mr. K, Bella DashwoodMusic Break: Bring Me the Nation State, by Blink 1488

>Which distraction is distracting from the distracting distractions?>Holy Shmoley, Unholy Shmuley>J's vs G's>The Daily Eruv>Did you try unplugging and plugging the bridge back in?>An act of war, terrorism, or incompetence? What if Occam's Razor is all of them?>P-Diddler and the Gayop of the week™️Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Fash GordonBreak Song: Return To Monke, by The Viagra BoysNecronormiecon: Brother's Prayer, read by Jack

> who was Howard Philip Lovecraft?> his early life, family, and masonic connections > examining the lore (what's with all those asylums?)> the best and worst movie adaptations (yes there is a Nick Cage flick) > his influence in culture and music> does deep sea = deep space? > geolocating Rl'yeh> and much more!Panel: Johnny, Æther, Hollis, Erik HeathnatMusic Break: Iron Gods, by KadathCreepypasta: Tower of Silence, read by Bradshaw

Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Aether as the guys delve into the world of time travel. While a highly popular trope in fiction and mythology, is it actually possible? Are there multiple timelines, or is time just another resource to use in the simulation? Possibly the most important question of all is also answered: If time travel makes you gay...does double time travel make you straight? Is there a serious approach to the subject, or is this simply a hypothetical shitpost? Get /comfy/ and who knows…they may even be joined by a familiar face from the futurePanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, ÆtherGuest: A Time Traveler from both the past and futureMusic Break: Starspawn, by Blood IncantationCreepypasta: Never Have a Roommate, read by a time traveler

>Sydney Sweeny’s got boobs>The Oscars were on?>Universal’s new slogan: “At least we’re not as gay as Disney”>Candace Owens drops EGI bombshell>Candace Owens vs Rabbi Shmuley>India, a great place to visit, aside from the rape>Anal Bugs>Esoteric Facebook Lore>The Mystery War MachinePanel: Johnny, JackGuests: Typhus, HouseJeepCheck them out here: https://t.me/tasown https://t.me/RealTyphus Music Break: Kung Fu FIghting, by Carl Douglas

Johnny and Grognak welcome a friend of the show, Hollis from Arkham Farms, to go deep into esoterica.The guys discuss everything from Flat Earth to Simulation Theory, sprinkling in some “antiquitech” and off the wall theories regarding reality and the elite.Secure your tin-foil hats for an episode that is sure to nourish some healthy skepticism and spark your imaginations.Panel: Johnny, GrognakGuest: Hollis Check him out here: https://t.me/schizosteadingMusic Break: Bed For The Scraping, by FUGAZICreepypasta: The Mirror Entity, read by Jack

Johnny's finally gotten around to posting this, sorry fam! This is the podcast version of our stream from last week.• The Walking Dead, Preacher, and other shows • We deserve better psyops AND gayops • The Burning Bushnell• Everything is fake and gay. • Asshole in space: extremely red black hole • the "Implying Era"• Toppled moon lander sends back images of the moon before it's batteries die• Elon said a based thing. With an exclamation point‼️• Jacks first break song suggestion!• The Earth may have extra moons" Quasi-moondo" mini-moon nuggets • Rare Kings guard sighting in England: Is the King dead? Jacob Rothschild? • Jacob Rothschild is dead Ding-Dong the King is dead Panel: Johnny, Jack, Fash GordonMusic Break: Get To Da Choppa, by Austrian Death MachineNecronormiecon: It Is What It Is, by Shazam Watkins

Paranormal America is back with (another) Colorado episode! What's under Denver International Airport? Does Bigfoot ever come through the Rockies? Who is Blucifer and what the hell is a Tommyknocker? Johnny and the gang tackle these questions and more up in the thin air of Colorado! Panel: Johnny, Jack, Grognak

>Kansas City superbowl parade shooting>You can’t clap what you can’t see>AJ is BH is RM>Asteroid with far more ass than Tyler Swift>You’ve forced my Han(d) >revive a thousand year old religion -renaissance the ultimate larp>Jesus turned water into wine cuz the water was undrinkable >Don’t drink the water>Also: Don't eat zombie deerPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak Guest: Erik HeathnatMusic Break: Imminent Danger, by Tekeli-LiNecronormiecon: How To Use Machine Against The Machine, by Mike Ma and Shazam Watkins, read by Jack

Jason Breshears of Archaix joins Johnny and the guys once again, this time for a tour de force trip to Egypt.>Small hat habits>Giza secrets>Human longevity>Nimrod/Marduk/Gilgamesh>Pole Star Changes>Ancient Androgynous Agenda>The Tower of BabelPanel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Like Fleas, by The Claypool Lennon DeliriumCreepypasta: I Got a Job As a Night Security Guard, read by Jack

We had a guest scheduled for this episode, but things came up and he had to reschedule at the last minute. So, that being said...enjoy our unscheduled shitposting episode fam!Panel: Johnny, Skull, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak

The Nationalist Enquirer is back!!>The really big game>Stars, Satanism and Symbolism>Lots of Numerology>Another church gayop>Don’t bake your kidsPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Dungeon Synth X Witch House, by DunkelheitNecronormiecon:  Shazam Predicts Meat Shortages, read by Jack

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The Nationalist Enquirer is back!!Neuralink GenesisLone SkumMoon IQ TestBiggest Troon vs Hairiest Troon Fighting Over the MoonTrucker Protest 2.0Made for TV dramaPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Grognak Music Break: Fake and Gay, by FoundringNecronormiecon: Corporate America from A fools renaissance, by Shazam Watkins,read by Jack

What is Dead Internet Theory? 💀How many interactions online are just bots?4chan, the bottom of the well, the start of conversation.Schroedinger's Search Engine: Google runs (literally) everything and nothing at the same timeSo long, and thanks for all the fake search resultsThe Sentient World Simulation and quantum computersBots, Deep Fakes, and fake peoplePanel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Otterwaffen Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Artificial Elements by WaveshaperCreepypasta: Mandrake, written by Grognak, read by Johnny

Replay of the Saturday Night Livestream. Who really was Jeffrey Epstein. Was he even real? The guys take a (hopefully) final look at Jeffery Epstein and the crazy cast of characters surrounding him, from actors to ambassadors, bankers and billionaires, scientists, socialites, and spies, to pedophiles and politicians (I know, i don't need to repeat myself). Let's get /comfy/ and see what's real and what's fake and gay.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Otterwaffen JackMusic Break: Mama Sed (Live), by PusciferCreepypasta: Undertow, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt, music arranged by Æther

Choose Your Own Adventure: The Shul Is In Your Walls or Talmuds and TunnelsJohnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Grognak have a “session zero” to talk about certain characters, roll our stats, and make some cracks.This is the live stream replay where you'll find the visual guides to help aid you through this adventure, shul(d) you choose to delve into the dark underworld of the Synagogue (of Satan) at 770Music Break: Utarmede Gruver by Taake

If you like the discussions about the Old World TM, you’re going to love this one! The Restitutor Orbis’ channel’s own Lucious Aurelian dropped by for a pre-Yuletide livestream on Friday. The guys get into more theorizing about Tartaria, airships, antiquitech, who the inhabitants were, and how they may have disappeared. Come get /comfy/ on Christmas with the Paranormies with the final episode of season 8. Merry Christmas fam!Panel: Johnny, JackGuest: Lucious Aurelian, check him out here: https://www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214https://www.reddit.com/user/Restitutor_Orbis_214/https://twitter.com/L_Aurelian214https://rumble.com/c/c-2618964Music Break: Multiple Paranormies’ Themes