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S6 Ep 45Crystal Tree Scrapyard

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The gang have watched the videos, they have looked at the photographic evidence, they have read the articles, and they have debated in the chatrooms. Now they bring you their take on what was once considered a taboo subject, a bridge too far, something so "schizo", so far out there, it was just too much, even for the Paranormies. That's right, we're talking about the Crystal Trees and the Silicon Age. Are mesas, plateaus, and places like Devil's Tower actually stumps of enormous crystal trees? What exactly is Giant's Causeway? Was the Grand Canyon really just the work of millions of years of erosion, or is it simply the remains of a quarry? Is Wave Rock in Australia a natural rock formation or evidence of giant machines and mining operations? Are volcanoes just piles of mining waste with materials chemically reacting inside? What the hell really happened to the ocean's floors? Let's get /comfy/ and take a walk with us amongst the ancient silica giants.Pics posted here: https://mega.nz/folder/5E1QHBrC#zPc6ovh-oFHxtyWmvIt24ARussian Article referenced: https://secretenergy.com/are-these-giant-prehistoric-trees/With: Johnny, Reinhardt, DogbotMusic Break: Like Leaves, by Iratus VirCreepypasta: Keeping Peace With the Fair Folk, read by Reinhardt

Jul 31, 20222h 31m

S6 Ep 44TNE: Butt Brains & Semitic Semantics

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Dungeons, Dragons, and Down's Syndrome Druids? Bezos' billion dollar benis (rocket) Antarctica's "new lakes": new lies or real shit? Doesn't matter, it's gay now (>inb4 >now >implying) England slides further into 1984 C H I N A floods the world with gayops Can GMO's stop mosquito bites Ghislaine and Donald (Duck, that is)With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Dr. Hippolord, by WeedruidTales From The Necronormiecon: On the Jews and Their Lies pt.4, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 2m

S6 Ep 43Impossible Architecture: Radium Slonked Starforts

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This week, the gang is joined by Alt Skull for a little look at some of Ewaranon's video content. More impossible architecture and antiqiutech comes your way with a dive into the sound and water frequencies associated with energy production structures like Cathedrals and Star Forts. Cymatics are found all over nature, did the builders of these structures use them when designing them? What are cymatics anyway? How does frequency affect us and the world around us? Then, in the second hour, the gang take a look at nuclear power, radiation, and radium. In doing so, they take apart another "useful idiot" of the Beast System. Marie Curie is F&G. Get /comfy/ and listen up!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackGuest: Alt Skull. He can be found here: t.me/AltSkullMirrorMusic Break: A picture of a picture of a picture of a sock, by Painted WorldsCreepypasta: It's Just A Costume, read by Reinhardt

Jul 31, 20222h 28m

S6 Ep 42TNE: Monke In Drag and Mile High Gayops

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Blacks being blacks arrest black for being black in SA Semn Ded Prez All Star Game Gayop Trans reading hour? Hold my beer… ElsaGate/PedoTube is back. Again. Doors to Doses and Long Covid Sir Not Actually Appearing In SpaceWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Sum Cull Vril, by Imaginary Fri3ndsTales From The Necronormiecon: Burning Souls: The Eternal Crucifixion, by Leon Degrelle, read by JackCheck out our website and leave comments there: ww

Jul 31, 20222h 8m

S6 Ep 41Catacombs and Ossuaries

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Catacombs. Dark, scary, somehow religious, underground places of storage of bones. Bones perfectly cleaned, preserved, and stacked in strange and clearly occult patterns. Why? Who built these? How were they built? Were these dug out and then built underground or were they originally above ground, pre "mud flood"? Where in any religious (or any other for that matter) text is it written to do this? Who would actually store food and ice (official narratives as to their original uses) in these places? What is an ossuary and why are these alleged religious places of bone storage adorned in such an obviously satanic looking fashion? Get /comfy/ and let's take a spoopy tour around the realm as the guys try and shed some light and bring you a little look into the dark and foreboding world of catacombs and ossuaries.With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Son of Nitrous, by Bad Company & TraceCreepypasta: Silver Linings, read by Reinhardt Von Krieger

Jul 31, 20222h 5m

S6 Ep 40TNE: Getting Ghosted in Bagram

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Bye bye and good riddance to Lovecraft Country Troons vs Pastors Sneaking out of Poppy Town Charging Lone Skum's cars: maximum cost, minimum return Door to door vaccine evangelizing Lambda variant blocks ur path Churches burn in LeafghanistanWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: The Signal Fire, by Killswitch EngageTales From The Necronormiecon: Cowardice In the Face of Responsibility, from Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 6m

S6 Ep 39TNE: Libertarian Tales of Whales' Consent

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The Nationalist Enquirer is back again with another full stack of spoopy news, conspiratorial views, hot takes, and head shakes. And as always, just enough shitposting to keep the spergs sperging. This week it's McAfee's "suicide", Ghislaine's privilege, the IDF, OKC, BLM (no, not that one), UFO's, the NSA, CIA, NASA, and much more! It's news, Jews, and also news about Jews! Enjoy content fam!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Freya, by The SwordTales From The Necronormiecon: Industrial Society and It's Future Feelings of Inferiority, pt.2, by Theodore J Kaczynski, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 13m

S6 Ep 38Orphan Trains, Foundlings, Infantoriums, & Land Grabs: The Reset Theory Continues:

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The guys delve back into the Reset Theory with a look at Orphan Trains, Foundlings, Infantoriums, and Land Grabs. What exactly is an orphan? Where did these tens of thousands of children come from? Why the need for dedicated rail lines and trains specifically for these orphans? What the heck is an incubator baby and why were they amusement park attractions? Why such grandiose buildings for these orphanages? Why was there such a need for child labor? Later on, they go over the official narrative of the weirdness that were the "Land Grabs", a free lottery type system of land distribution. All aboard, let's get /comfy/ on the orphan train!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Loose Caboose (Bassbin Twins Remix), by ElectrolinersCreepypasta: Did You Hear That?, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 16m

S6 Ep 37I Leave Jew In Switzerland

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From CERN and the World Wide Web to the World Economic Forum and the World Health Organization to the YMCA, the Red Cross, the World Council of Churches, the Jesuits, the Lutherans, and the Holy See, literally EVERY international bureaucratic or religious body is headquartered in Geneva Switzerland. Must just be all those great tax laws, right? Let's get a few balls of colored string, a handful of thumbtacks, and lets "Pepe Silvia" our way from Switzerland to Israel to the rest of the realm.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ListofinternationalorganizationsbasedinGenevaWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Flowers, by GodfleshCreepypasta: Sleep, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 34m

S6 Ep 36TNE: Silver Alert Show Hosts

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Oops, he (Lone Skum) did it again. A very "Special" Forces story When drones attack The Great Reset: Air Transportation Edition Blackrock: Makers of a whole new kind of feudalism And of course, at least 38 minutes of shitposting. Where is it? At the beginning? The end? You'll have to get /comfy/ and find out.With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Reality Release, by 4-MatTales From The Necronormiecon: The Saints, from Burning Souls, by Leon Degrelle, read by Jack

Jul 31, 20222h 11m

S6 Ep 35Around The Campfire: Shadowboy Summons and Silver Monkey Bike Tours

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Have you ever seent a shadow-man? Have you ever been passing along a hiking trail and a silver primate decided to put on an acrobatic show before your eyes? Some people have, and trust us, neither one can really be described as “amusing”. This evening, Reinhardt and Jack are joined by V from Europe, who shares some stories of shadow visitation, possible hexing, and a silvery monkey. As a very talented artist, V’s depiction of what he saw in his own home is harrowing, but as it turns out not all that uncommon!Join Reinhardt and Jack as they share stories of shadow people and discuss strange European happenings with V!Link to V’s artwork: https://linktr.ee/theocrataWould you like to share your personal story on the show, or have it read and discussed for you? Email us at [email protected]. We will email back and confirm your decision beforehand every time, no worries

Jul 31, 202242 min

S6 Ep 34TNE: Buck Breaking Bitcoin, Anonymously

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The midweek update is go! First up, Remember the USS Liberty! Then, Anonymous tries to get Skummy, and Astro drops some Astrology. Grimes dreams of Communist AI. Buck Breaking…real or myth? The Eternal Swiss strikes again, and finally, won't someone think of the poor penguins?With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Astrofash, and JackMusic Break: Grave Wisdom, by Skinny PuppyTales From The Necronormiecon: Industrial Society and Its Future Feelings of Inferiority, by Theodore J Kaczynski, read by JacK

Jul 31, 20222h 17m

S6 Ep 33High Speed Gorilla M****** Studfarm (w/blackjack & hookers)

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With Reinhardt still on vacation, Johnny, DB, and Jack shitpost their way through SPOOPY NUMBER EPISODE!! Enjoy content fam!With: Johnny, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: Thorn In the Lion's Paw, by SumacCreepypasta: Our Tiny Room, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 30m

S6 Ep 32TNE: Gay Aliens Nuked My Food

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Nukes & N'sBye Bye Bibi? Blah Blah BlahMeat's On the Menu (but for how long?)Blackrock Buys Into Big BeefThe Wu Flu Review: Bird Flu, now with real birds!Bad Winter + Cold Spring = Crop Crisis?Gayop: Detected, Operative: Removed, Paranormies (& friends): Vindicated Yet AgainWith: Johnny, Jack, AstrofashMusic Break: Spaceship Broken, Parts needed, by PelicanTales From The Necronormiecon: Adversus Judaeos, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 33m

S6 Ep 31The Return of the Doctor: A Syringe Full of Redpilled Nanochips

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Dr. Mr. Jim Fetzer is back again for another visit with the guys! Banned books, fake politicians, lawsuit updates, Covid-1984, Vaccines, JFK, 9/11, Sandy Hoax, Parkland FL, transversions, official narratives, official lies, and so much more. Sit back, get /comfy/ and prepare for an injection of redpills, given to you the way the one and only Dr. Fetzer can. Enjoy content fam!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackGuest: Dr. James Fetzer His websites: https://jamesfetzer.org https://radiofetzer.blogspot.com His Bitchute Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/Rbtrop3rRlZl/ Buy his books here: moonrockbooks.comMusic Break: Strike Force, by Sleaford ModsA Very Special Tales From The Necronormiecon: And I Suppose We Didn't Go To the Moon Either? by Jim Fetzer, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 15m

S6 Ep 30TNE: Soylent Green With Extra Steps

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Marilyn Manson's rocket's are scummier than Elon's Shakespearian drama or modern comedy? Entertainment news: aka the All Tr-nny News Hour Get out of jail jab Texas conservatives' trans payoff UFO's, USO's, and the Comics Section I'm interested in aquamation Kidneys on coffee break Belgian Rambo Chipman, because of course Bill Gates' B O O B AWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 29m

S6 Ep 29Infinity Gay Human Chimeras On the ISS: Transhumanism Pt. 1

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The guys start a new series on Transhumanism. A new religion, an old idea. What is it, where did it come from, who is behind it, and where is it going? Are we still evolving (if you believe that) or is humanity following the laws of thermodynamics and physics like the rest of the universe and heading towards entropy? From Prometheus to CERN and from Babylon to Google, this should be an interesting ride, so let's get /comfy/ and find out if we're all just going to be brains in a vat after all.With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Biomechanic, by Front Line AssemblyCreepypasta: Things Can Always Get Worse, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 27m

S6 Ep 28TNE: With Iron Domes Wide Ohhperrnn

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Tartar, sauce? What whites achieve, meant. The gay grift is gone, but the fag was fake Money is F&G, part 6,000,000 Vice grips the vax gripes Vax vs Non Vax, whom'st is "right"? The Native Israeli Question Ding Dong Dome of Iron Mystery President Theater 3000 The IDF pees their pantsWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Jerusalem: Chapter 2, by SleepTales From The Necronormiecon: Industrial Society and It's Future, by Theodore Kascynski, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 30m

S6 Ep 27Friday Night At the Shoe & Leather Pavilion: World's Fairs, Lost Cities, or New Artificial Historical Narrative?

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After the Bloomberg "Tartaria/Q-Anon" article earlier in the week, the guys decide to have a conversation about one of the things that sent them down the alternative/hidden/stolen history rabbit hole: The World's Fairs. What were they? Why did they build them in the style they did? Did horse and buggy people really build everything in the timeline presented and in the way they said they were and with the methods and material available at the time? We posit that the narrative may in fact, be a complete lie. Get /comfy/ and come with us for a walk down the Midway past the Agricultural Palace, the Incubator Babies, the Human Zoos, and the Electric Monorail to the Shoe and Leather Pavilion.With: Johnny, Dogbot, ReinhardtMusic Break: Melee, by Russian CirclesCreepypasta: Stop, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 36m

S6 Ep 26TNE: Saying the N-Word Scientifically

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Why the "gas crisis" is fake and gay Dance Dance Intifada Kvetch-Level 6M Kaiju in the Hollow Earth The Anthropologist Strikes Back MSM goes Q Q for Tartar proofs All your horses and buggies are belong to us L O N E S K U M Nerds are creepy All this plus more from the bottom of the pile…With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 41m

S6 Ep 25Kung Fu Pendek: Asian Homonids

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This week, the guys take a look into the possibility of certain cryptids being yet undiscovered apes from the darkest parts of still uncharted jungles in remote places like the jungles of Bili or Sumatra. Get /comfy/ and let's R E T V R N T O M O N K E ! ! Enjoy!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Eden's Gates, by Old Man GloomCreepypasta: Headaches, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 13m

S6 Ep 24TNE: Banana Mayonnaise Sandwich Republic

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The Chauvin Show Trial Season FinaleChoose Your Own AdventureOption A: RIOTS Option B: ALSO RIOTS MORE Fake and Gayops NASA & Space-X shoot the moon, but first…RC Helicopters Van Allen (and also physics) BTFO Vaccines, now with MORE HERPES! LONE SKUM wins a thing Tesla Technology Kills Again!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack, AstroFashMusic Break: ED-209, by The Usual SuspectsTales From The Necronormiecon: Industrial Society and It's Future, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 16m

S6 Ep 23Kovid O'Brien

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Reinhardt was attacked again by another feral albino mountain gorilla, so Johnny and DB finally get around to digging into listener emails. From questions about ritual black magic and the ancient androgynous agenda and some superfluous ball fanning over correct calls and The Monoxide Effect, they knock out a prehistoric gorilla sized chunk of your correspondence. Enjoy content fam!With: Johnny, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: St. Elmo's Fire, by John ParrCreepypasta: The Accident, read by Jack Hoffmen

Jul 30, 20222h 11m

S6 Ep 22TNE: Revelation of the Evil: Banana Timeline

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The Chauvin Show Trial continues All the Latest Fake and Gayops NDT BTFO Nanochips and deadly vaccines Revelation of the Evil Sandy Hoax targeted ads MLK's Shooting Range UFO's in NY Germans turn up zee gas(lighting)With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Give Me the Cure, by FugaziTales From The Necronormiecon: Burning Souls, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 7m

S6 Ep 21Behold A Pale Horse Thief: Bill Cooper & BAPH

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Johnny, Dogbot, and Reinhardt discuss one of the most influential, most important, and most widely read books, Behold A Pale Hose, by Milton William "Bill" Cooper, the "Godfather of Conspiracy". This book is likely responsible for the "big name conspiracy personality" phenomenon, us included. Would we even HAVE an Alex Jones, had Bill not exposed and written about the Bilderburg Group? Would we even know who the "Illuminati" are without this book? Words like "sheeple" and "New World Order" come straight off the pages of this incredible book, along with TONS of information on the formation of several secret governmental and non governmental bodies that "secretly run the world". Get /comfy/ and let's go back to 1991, with Bill Cooper and Behold A Pale Horse!With: Johnny, Dogbot, ReinhardtMusic Break: Illisit, by Skinny PuppyCreepypasta: No pasta this week, sry fam

Jul 30, 20222h 41m

S6 Ep 20TNE: Vampire Pubeworms Go To the Ballgame

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The Nationalist Enquirer is late this week, SOARY fam. In this week's edition, we've got fake and gay happenings, "totally just art and not a Satanic ritual" performances, actual vampirism but they call it "science", PUBEWORMS, Lone Skum/AAA crossover, and much more! Get /comfy/ and let's dig in!With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: Power Corrrupts, by Swarm IntelligenceTales From The Necronormiecon: Adolf Hitler, the Ultimate Avatar, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 7m

Tartarian Airships: The Final Solution to the ZQ

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Dogbot is off on a Paranormies On Location Adventure TM, checking out the Georgia Guidestones. In the meantime, Johnny, Reinhardt, and Jack are joined once again by Alt Skull, this time for a discussion on an (allegedly) dangerous and outdated mode of transportation: the dirigible and the zeppelin; aka the airship. Were they modern inventions of the late 1800's or were they a holdover from the Tartarian Empire? Were they practically useless, barely controllable bags of air, or were they technologically advanced, universally utilized, and thoroughly capable methods of transporting both people and goods to and from literally anywhere? Were they taken from us because they could expose the true nature of the Earth? Was the Hindenburg incident a false flag staged by the controllers of this reality intended to destroy the airship industry and usher in the age of petroleum? Get /kampfy/ and let's go for a ride in a Tartarian Airship!With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhard, Alt Skull, and JackMusic Break: Burial Waters, by TorchbearerCreepypasta: I Hate It When My Brother Charlie Has to Go Away, read by Reinhardt Von Krie

Jul 30, 20222h 13m

S6 Ep 18TNE: Mohammadea's MK Ultra Down Low

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Hot off the presses, it's another Nationalist Enquirer! Johnny, Reinhardt, DB, and Jack have another full stack tonight! First up, an update on the Satan shoes and the "people" behind them. Then, the cast of Friends are down with the Devil, some Sepehr simping, Masonic temples get extra illuminated, Live from Minneapolis: It's the Chauvin Show, followed by vaccine passports, spoopy covid Mogellon worms, Lone Skum does the bit again, and covid vaccines will make your skin crawl…completely off your body! Get/comfy/ and let's see what's going down on this edition of The Nationalist Enquirer!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Demon Serpent, by Lair of the MinotaurTales From The Necronormiecon: For My Legionnaires, by Corneliu Codreanu, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 13m

S6 Ep 17Frank(ism)s, Beans, and #BLM w/John Fashcroft

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Johnny and DB are joined once again by John Fashcroft. Undaunted by the timing and scarcity of show prep, the guys manage to fire out an extremely informative and definitely /comfy/ episode with topics ranging from #BLM and black magic, to Satanism and Judaism, to Celebrities, Santa Rita and Voodoo, and much more!With: Johnny, DogbotGuest: John Fashcroft, check him out on D Live: https://dlive.tv/John_FashcroftMusic Break: Signal Trees, by If These Trees Could TalkCreepypasta: Closet, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 9m

S6 Ep 16TNE: Known Wolves and Christist Actors

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Hot off the presses, it's another Nationalist Enquirer! This week, the goys have a mass shooting/false flag/hoax event to break down, complete with terrible crisis actors and changing narratives. What we do know is that it was either motivated by or provoked by white supremacy, as are all crimes today. Just how many times can Twitter tie white supremacy and whiteness to this event? In the second hour, the goys talk Fauci, donuts, UFO's and artificial wombs. It's a full stack tonight. Get/comfy/ and let's see what's going down on this edition of The Nationalist Enquirer!With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: False Flag, by Swarm IntelligenceTales From The Necronormiecon: a passage from Mein Kampf, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 9m

S6 Ep 15Starforts: Impossible Architecture Pt. 2

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Tonight, the guys take another look at some unusual and extremely interesting, albeit impossible, architecture. Bastion forts, or Starforts, what are they, who built them, and why? Were they simply fortifications and defensive structures or did they have a more mystical and esoteric purpose? We want to know the real answers, not the standard, sanitized, official narratives. This trip around the realm will take us from north to south, from east to west, and to almost 50 different countries. Get /comfy/, this might take a while.Starfort MEGA File: https://mega.nz/folder/8tlwUTgA#vJNbH0PLfTrSIk10IhmcygWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Star Trails, by Rob Data & KemalCreepypasta: Afterdeath, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 13m

S6 Ep 14TNE: Pre Equinox Edition

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The guys are joined again by Astro for his first appearance in the Nationalist Enquirer. No Jack, no notes, sorry fam. Oh no…ANYWAY. Lots of topics, high energy, get /comfy/ and let's dig in!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, AstroFashMusic Break: A Link In A Chain, by John Nada

Jul 30, 20222h 7m

S6 Ep 13"Broad" Spellcasters of Anarcho Trannyism

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Here we go again, the Trans Agenda is back. This time the guys are going after your favorite (and not so favorite) political pundits, politicians, and high end cable news transcasters. Whether they're telling you the "news" or enacting executive orders, most likely they aren't who or even what they say they are. Get /comfy/ if you can, and let's talk trannys.With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: Shit For Brains, by Fudge TunnelCreepypasta: I'm Worried About My Son, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 3m

S7 Ep 57The Nuclear Hoax Part 1

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Marie Curie (Mercury)All the Japanese nuke fakes (All of them)Chernobyl didn’t real, either?!White Sands and China Syndrome.The Trinity (Alchemical) Test: Sulfur, Salt, and Mercury.The Cold War: It totally happened and it was really dangerous! Nuke culture, shelters, and pool parties! The Atomic Age or The Nuclear age? (Both are gay)Does Israel has bomb?Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Alt Skull and GrognakBreak Music: Walking Plague, by GammacideCreepypasta: Nuclear Meltdown, read by Reinhardt

Jul 30, 20222h 28m

S6 Ep 12Do Google Drones Dream of Vaccine Envy

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Fauci ouchies and their deadly effects Insurance is a scam? Always has been… Alex Jones goes Rogan on street shitters and jews Loaded questions, empty jury box Bill Gates, evil technocratic bad guy or just a nerd? Google is the Cookie Monster and Big Brother was just the beginning Welsh flying tanker ships are superior Have we started the Rise of the Planet of the Apes?All this and more, so get /comfy/ and let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOALSO: WE HAVE T-SHIRTS NOW!! https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/paranormies/With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Music Break: Einsey, by Grima

Jul 30, 20222h 14m

S6 Ep 11Sky Sprites and Blue Ice: The Firmament

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The guys take a look at the sky. Well, part of it anyway. What IS the firmament? Why does Werner Von Braun have the firmament Bible verse on his grave? Is the firmament even real? What does Antarctica have to do with it? Can it be penetrated? Let's get /comfy/ and find out!MEGA link: https://mega.nz/folder/F1lAnJib#0YzWEQlZISWnzVm2lh090QLink to Commander G.L. Rockwell's Ducks and Hens: https://t.me/TheParanormiesPresent/645Send us stuff: The Paranormies P.O. Box 3036 Kingsport TN 37667-0036With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: Firmament, by The OceanCreepypasta: Someone Is Watching Me, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 8m

S6 Ep 10Dr. Seuss and the Three Hard R's

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Space-X's success is exploding Very very old trees have a very very old story to tell Polar Shift? I wouldn't worry about it The 10,000MPH Hotel Dr. Seuss Hears A Boo Hoo Ni--a, I Don't Care Honorary status won't save you And more…Also: WE HAVE SHIRTS NOW!! https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/paranormies/With: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Blood of Spring (ft. Hiraeth), by Halandir

Jul 30, 20221h 53m

S6 Ep 9Gaslit By Gothic Batwings From Tartary: Asylums Part 2

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Reinhardt has the night off, so Johnny, Dogbot, and Jack tackle insane asylums once again with a dive into how and why these enormous Gothic "asylums" came into being. Why are they so large if the population they served was so small? Who actually built them? How did people with horse and buggy and covered wagons craft these amazing feats of architecture? There always seems to be some strangeness surrounding the official narratives presented about them and the goys aim to find out what it's all about.MEGA link: https://mega.nz/folder/g08FhaZK#TBMWG0t1E1OnYA8gUV3AWith: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Burial, by Russian CirclesCreepypasta: I Sat On the Bus, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 12m

S6 Ep 8Martian Celebrity Replacement Deathmatch

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The guys may be a day late, but this content is worth the wait. This week Johnny, DB, Reinhardt, and Jack take a look at celebrity deaths and the weird things that surround and result from them. Then it's off to Mars! Just kidding, that's Canada. Why is the (((Pope))) visiting Ur? What do beauty queens and preachers daughters have in common? The answer may shock you! All this and more, on this week's Nationalist Enquirer!With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Jack Music Break: Method, by Total Science

Jul 30, 20222h 18m

S6 Ep 7The N-Word Part 3: Michael Bradley, the Temporarily Embarrassed Neanderthal

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Season 6 continues with a new installment of Season 5's: The N Word series. This time the goys have GOT from GOT Ancient Wisdom back on the show for a discussion on Michael Scott Bradley's books: The Iceman Inheritance and Chosen People From the Caucasus. Will they find the reason why "white people" are so violent? Is that an inherently bad thing? Do Bradley's theories conflict? Are todays "jews" really the Khazars? Do Neanderthal genes make us dream? These questions and more, plus a couple good jew jokes await you on this weekend's Paranormies. Get /comfy/ and listen up!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Guest: Got Ancient WisdomCheck him out here: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY1JdnKvhquSBo16Ax6sRZA Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/RCLOuiyzFm9o/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/gotancient DLive: dlive.tv/GotAncientWisdom BrandNewTube: brandnewtube.com/@gotancientwisdom Blog: totalgooch.wordpress.com Email: [email protected] Break: We Gotta Know, by Cro-MagsCreepypasta: Hands, read by Jack

Jul 30, 20222h 15m

S6 Ep 6Polar Ice Geeks at the Gates of Starvation

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It's a cold, Dark Winter in Texas. Did the Devil steal the HAARP? Polar Vortex: Weather Manipulation, or Grand Solar Minimum? The GOAT says, "It's MA'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" Bill Gates: Buttgoy extraordinaire or crypto jew? Either way, he wants you dead. Lone Skum: Rocket science, it isn't rocket science, you know. Armie Hammer eats people.With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Icenine, by DECEMBERCreepypasta: Seeing Red, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Jul 30, 20222h 27m

S6 Ep 5Mudflood Level 1: Press The Reset Button

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You've heard about Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum's "Great Reset". Johnny and the goys bring you the REAL Great Reset: The Mudflood Theory. What exactly is it? When did it happen, how did it happen, where did all the mud come from, and how did "they" cover it up? From Star Forts, melted buildings, monuments, and megaliths to "Impossible Architecture" with "Antiquitech" to Tartarian brickwork and Phonecian columns, to incubator babies and orphan trains to inherited cities and "World's Fairs", there certainly no dearth of content here to…uncover. How did people in covered wagons, equipped with picks, shovels, and dynamite build such breathtaking structures and infrastructure? Why is there a pyramid in the middle of Wyoming? Why put on a "World's Fair" in the middle of a "World War"? What's the deal with all these incubator babies? Let's get /comfy/ and dig into this week's content, shall we?MEGA link to pics: https://mega.nz/folder/FsMz2Kza#Bku1loqV47WU4UTAUyb9oAWith: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, JackMusic Break: Charlemagne, by SkrewCreepypasta: Diet Pills, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Jul 30, 20222h 27m

S6 Ep 4Superspreader Cope Mask Ritual: AKA The Big Ga(y)me

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Lone Skum Manipulating Crypto? Sportsball, Satan, and Superspreaders A Bit of the TGA: Tom Terrific or Tr@nny Tommy More Tech Censorship of "Conspiracies" CDC Double Mask Mandate "Hero Cop" Lawyers Up There Is Also More…but Jack wasn't there to take notesWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Music Break: The Breeze Of Immunity, by Ancients

Jul 30, 20222h 6m

S6 Ep 3Backpage.Spoop.com & The Bill of Birthrights:

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Season 6 continues with more possible fake and gay habbenings, silver shorts and stonk memes did not crash the market, alphabet orgs do ackshual terrorism on ackshual Americans. In the second half and a half, the goys get into the "modern-day Indiana Jones" Timothy Alberino's book, Birthright. Almost 10 years in the making, Alberino covers a very interesting biblical narrative covering the creation of mankind, their connection to angels, and how they have squandered their God-given birthright. Are aliens demons? Is the Big Bang Theory a narrative that can coexist within the biblical narrative? Do aliens pilot "craft"? How do the Nephilim breeding programs and transhumanism fit in here? Lots of otherworldly content to consoom, get /comfy/ fam. If it's the weekend, it's the Paranormies!With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Posthuman, by JK FleshCreepypasta: My Daughter Learned To

Jul 30, 20222h 25m

S6 Ep 2Klaus, Swab Uranus With Pigs, In Space (Press) [X]

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Space-X fails but the gibs never stop Link to crash vid: https://twitter.com/aeopch/status/1356702224957792261/video/1 Pluto demoted one more time. Space travel, like sprinkles, is for winners (and apparently, cancer patients) Multiple Masks Mandatory? You can shove that Covid up your ass…literally SNL has never been funny. Well, maybe. JEWISH SPACE LASERS GameStonk and the F&G 6,000,000 MMDNW Transpresident predictive programmingWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack Music Break: Busted, by Future CutCreepypasta: Hell, read by Jack Hoffmen

Jul 30, 20222h 15m

S6 Ep 1The Great Reset & More With Jonathan McCormack

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The guys start off Season 6 with a guest: Jonathan McCormack, writer, artist, conspiracy theory enthusiast, and a huge fan of spoop in general. He has written about angels, aliens, and demons, nephilim, djinn, and other extra "something" entities, psychic and supernatural connections of humans to the universe, and most recently, The Great Reset and Klaus Schwab. How does nanotechnology play into their transhumanist agenda and who exactly is behind it? How does technology replace religion? How virtual do these people want to take society, and how much wealth is in unhealthy tech? Get /comfy/ and get ready for a new season of spoop!With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Guest: Jonathan McCormack, check him out here: Blog: jonathanmccormack.medium.com Artwork: jonathanmccormack.comMusic Break: Hello/At the Maw of the Black Mountain, by Storm KingCreepypasta: Dancing Down An Indian Hallway In Darkness, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Jul 30, 20222h 2m

Twerking Inna Red Zone, Inaugurated Onna Green

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A new day has begun, a new administration has been inaugurated…or has it? Green screens, razor wire, face swaps, and glitchy puppets: this already seems fake and gay to us. Was this real, was it prerecorded, was it streamed 11 hours early in Spain? How many 'Day One" executive orders did Joe Biden sign? A lot less than tribesmen and rappers pardoned by Trump, that's for sure. From espionage to money laundering, if you're a felon who doesn't celebrate Christmas, Trump had a pardon for you. After all the inauguration nonsense, the goys find out that Covid is indeed, as they had always suspected, fake and also gay. Get /comfy/ and enjoy preseason content please.With: Johnny Monoxide, Bradshaw Wilson, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The InternMusic Break: Cause 4 Concern, by Time StopperCreepypasta: Slideshow, read by Bradshaw WilsonJohnny's Twitter: Got shoah'd, press F

Jul 30, 20222h 3m

S7 Ep 56TNE: A Pandemic of Unpoxxinated Asstronots

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Fraudulent Alzheimer's study is fraudulent.EWARANON reactin’ and brick gnome relaxin’Tactical Porchmonkeypox chaos.Big Dawg Americans lose their choco taco.In “space”, everyone can feel your stream.Sky polyps over Texas!Gislaine Maxwell’s not in prison, bro.Large to very-large Egyptian hand pits.Johnny's interview with Billy Corn Pop:https://youtu.be/q2ks9cLiIaAhttps://odysee.com/@HispanicUnity:b/Johnny-Monoxide-Recording:1Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt and GrognakBreak Music: Withered Tomb by MinenwerferNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection: Fourth Circle Pt 1, read by Dogbot

Jul 27, 20222h 11m

S7 Ep 55Frankenskies 2: The Return of Matt Landman

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Paranormies Presents: The Return of Matt LandmanOn becoming an activist. Spreading truth without spreading fear. Spiro clothing, a helpful solution. 5G waves, and not the kind you want to be surfing. Learn to discern, and consume whole raw foods. Getting on the truth frequency with mineral use. Gimped Transhuman NPCsZealous covid cultists and the karmic pressure of taking down a clone. Hollywood, the slow invasion of a species. Raising your kids in a natural environment. Check out Matt’s websites: Frankenskies.com, Actualactivists.com, Spero.comUse this coupon code!: actualactivistPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt and GrognakBreak Music: Look Up, by Conspiracy Music GuruCreepypasta: The Slaad, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Jul 23, 20222h 45m

S7 Ep 54TNE: Aurora Normiealis

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AOC shenanigans and amazonian woman kangsNinja nestalgia. Ninja honor or ninja-dishonor?Katana Watkins RIP. Death in Chan land.James Webb notices things, gets whacked by space junk.Troons will continue until Transhumanism improves.Zulu serpent booba spoon replaces Gen. Robert E. Lee in voodoo townThe (half-assed) Battle of the Hoover Dam (barely) kicked off!The sky turns into lime jello in South Dakota.Link to Livestream PicturesPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and GrognakBreak Music: True Survivor, by David HasselhoffCreepypasta: Transwiggerism, read by Dogbot

Jul 20, 20222h 11m