The On-Call Room: A Grey's Anatomy Podcast

Welcome back Grey's BBs! We are in season 5 and we are doing things a little different this time around. Make sure to hit play on the podcast and listen to what we have in store for you this season. We are so excited to start 2019 with Mer and Der together again! We are less excited that Owen has joined us, but at least it brings a sparkle back in Cristina's eye. This is going to be a good season, filled with so many high rated scalpels, we can just feel it! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This is the finale episode of Season 4 and the scalpel rating is high! Hit play on the episode and have a listen, to hear what Abbey and Bri rate this episode. So many story lines are wrapped up in this finale. Derek and Meredith finally have a successful outcome in their clinical trial. Cristina gets to operate and showcase her skills again. Izzie is gifted the clinic. Bailey lets go of things that are no longer serving her. Adele and Richard get back together. Callie and Hahn make out. George gets to take his intern test again. Ava leaves the show (thank God). AND Meredith has a breakthrough. Meredith builds a house of candles for Derek and believes they can be extraordinary together, rather than ordinary apart. Insert the best song ever and a kiss that will take your breath away. For ONCE we have a happy season finale, leaving us full and excited for what Season 5 has to bring. See you Grey's BB's in the New Year!! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Do you want to win an On-Call Room T-shirt? Well all you have to do is leave a 5 star review on Itunes and post a photo of where you listen to the podcast on Instagram. Make sure to tag @theoncallroompod and one friend who you think would enjoy the podcast. From there we will draw a name at random, and ship the shirt to you! Cristina is breaking down this episode. She is mean and in a very very dark place. Her twisted sister Meredith, is also in a dark place. Mer is struggling to stay in therapy, and here what Katharine has to say. Bailey and Big Tuck are deep in it. Fighting about their marriage so George takes lil Tuck and babysits him, while pushing papers. He gets an "atta boy" from Chief, which keeps him moving forward...even though he hasn't seen the inside of an OR in weeks. Derek is still dating Rose *eye roll* HAHN KISSES CALLIE IN AN ELEVATOR! Could this be foreshadowing? SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week Abbey and Bri announce a T-shirt give away. If you missed the opportunity to purchase an On Call Room T-shirt, now is the chance to win one. All you have to do is post a photo of where you listen to the podcast in your feed and tag @theoncallroompod as well as one friend. Make sure to leave a 5 star review as well and maybe you will receive a t-shirt in the mail free of charge! Cristina finds out Burke won the Harper Avery. It is obvious this is weighing on her, as she excuses herself to the morgue. She proceeds to cut open dead bodies and sing Madonna. She is in a very dark space. Meredith and Derek continue to work on their clinical trial even though all Meredith can think about is Derek's tongue in her mouth. She seeks out her therapist to give her tools to overcome this. The advice is living in reality. Woof. They end up loosing another patient, and Meredith wraps up the day as being a good day to her therapist. The therapist calls Meredith out on her bull shit demeanor and Meredith storms out. Classic therapy. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Happy Thanksgiving Grey's BBs! We hope you're enjoying time spent with family and friends. While you're shoving your face with turkey and cranberry sauce, hopefully, you are blaring this podcast for your Thanksgiving guests to enjoy; because who doesn't want their Grandma to hear the word fuck over and over again! This week we get to see Addison again. She is zen and she has a different hair color. She walks around the hospital keeping her mouth shut, witnessing the changes that have occurred in the doctors lives. The one person she can't keep her mouth shut in front of is Meredith. She calls out Meredith for letting Derek get away, thank God because someone needed to say it. Callie and McSteamy start sleeping together, but something makes us think that this is only for a short while...perhaps to cover up the desire to speak the vagina monologues. Meredith and Derek begin their clinical trial. He doesn't want her to get her hopes up, and unfortunately he's right. Bear man dies on the table. They lose their first patient, and we all know there will be plenty more to come. Cristina is about to loose her shit. It is obvious that by Hahn refusing to teach her, she is going to breakdown. Surgery is who Cristina is, and Hahn is being a real dick by withholding teaching from her. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week Abbey and Bri are sipping on hot toddies and Bri has a cold, so don't mind her nasally voice. The residents are playing a game this week, looking for points to win a special prize! The special prize is, SPARKLE PAGER and Meredith wins. How does she win you might ask? She finds a medical mystery, a TUMOR in a man's brain. Thank God the man has a tumor, because he grabbed a bear cub and you're either terribly terribly stupid or you have a tumor to do that. George and Lexie move into a horrifying apartment with a half burned fridge. Lexie steals a bunch of shit from the hospital to make George feel more at home. Derek is dating Rose and Rose his feeling Derek...hard. So hard in fact, she says she loves him...to Meredith's sister. Too much Rose, way too much. Meredith is in therapy at the beginning of the episode, not talking . By the end of the episode, she creates a clinical trial to shrink brain tumors, and starts talking in therapy. Hopefully, to figure her shit out so she can finally be with Derek. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week on the podcast the incredible, cat loving, math teaching Jeanne scrubs in with Abbey and Bri. She is a ray of sunshine and has some great insight into the show, even though she JUST started watching (don't worry she is all caught up). This is the episode where a bookcase falls on baby Tuck and Bailey and Big Tucker's marriage begins to fall apart. Despite there be a laundry list of terrible internal injuries, baby Tuck survives surgery and makes it out alive. We have a patient who is a healer. Hahn hates her (obviously) and has Karev walk her through the surgery so she can visualize it. Karev is a dark hole and brings in Izzie who is a yellow aura of gentle healing. We are not quite sure what happens to this patient. Meredith and Derek finally break it off, after she finds out that he kissed Rose. The two of them need to take some serious time apart and figure out their shit because the back and forth is killing us all. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! What is your favorite spooky snack? Favorite candy bar? Favorite candy? Favorite lunch item in middle school? This week on The On-Call Room we have another two part episode. Instead of making you wait two weeks, Abbey and Bri decided it would be in everyone's best interest to do one long episode. There are a lot of patients and a lot of shit that goes down. First of all, Seth Green has a massive wound on his neck that could blow at any moment. Spoiler alert: it blows. Spoiler alert: he dies. Spoiler alert: Lexie DOES NOT HANDLE WELL. Luckily Cristina brings her to Meredith's and they...DANCE IT OUT! Bailey rises above. Meredith puts herself in danger under an ambulance. Cristina tells off Bailey when she uses her for the color of her skin. It is an epic jam packed episode and Meredith (not Grey) provides some great insight! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Who were you in high school? Were you popular? Were you a nerd? Where did you eat lunch? Was it in the bathroom like Bri? All things high school on this episode of The On Call Room! Does any of it even matter anymore? Probably not. As for our characters this week, Bailey is shook. Her super crush comes in after a bus accident and is all "Mandy!" which makes her laugh like a teenage girl. He's all sly, buttering her up, making her do his paperwork, AND THEN CLOSING HIS EYES ON HER (NOBODY PUTS BAILEY IN A CORNER). So, obviously she takes it out on Derek...makes perfect sense. And then we find out that Derek was a bank geek in high-school too. Cristina has never skipped a class. Meredith was weird and brooding. Lexie was valedictorian and prom queen. Izzie was pregnant. Karev was taking care of his Dad. Other than that all the patients are in high school. One dude has a pencil in his eye and ends up dying. It's pretty sad cause he leaves behind his dork friend. Moral of the story, no one is cool in high school, and if you were, you probably already peaked so that sucks for you. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week Abbey shares her experience with travelling to Honduras. If you are interested in more of the story scroll to the bottom for a link to her blog. Bri doesn't have very much that happened to her, other than a soccer game and fall weather. This is the episode that is so incredibly awkward. This is the episode where George and Izzie realize the *mind blowing sex* they had, that they have been waiting to have again, is not as they remembered. It is...aerobic and pretty bad. The whole episode is spent between the two of them trying to figure out the horizontal tango. It is a failure. Meanwhile, Bailey is running the hospital moving patients into rooms together, to encourage them to leave...and poop. She is fixing problems left and right and not taking any of the credit. Until, finally Chief calls her out, and acknowledges her hard work...he then proceeds to fire Callie. Meredith is still hating on Lexie, and Karev calls her out on it when he leaves to head to Joe's. Later that night he finds out Thatcher is an alcoholic. Chief and Derek are having a lovers quarrel over shirts and unlocked doors. Did we mention Chief is living on Derek's land? It all ends with George and Izzie faking a good romp...only to admit to each other they're lying. Who knows? Maybe they just don't have that chemical reaction. HONDURAS INFORMATION: http://www.abbeymoore.net/2017/12/15/cmon-team-the-childrens-home-project-in-honduras/ ____________________________________________________________ SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY to get 20% off your first purchase! ____________________________________________________________ Become a sustaining member and cohost the show! Follow the link below: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Welcome to another episode of The On Call Room! This month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and it is important for everyone to remember to do their self breast examinations! Link at the bottom explaining step by step how you perform one. Remember this simple monthly act can save your life! Most of the feels this episode come from Bird Man. Every time Abbey and Bri watch this story line, they both feel very sad. Izzie's inappropriate attention to patient's personal lives actually benefits her in this episode. She is able to help Bird Man feel calm during his surgery, as everyone is watching over him like hawks. After a tough day in surgery, and only shaving one leg Izzie has a breakdown. She pushes back sex with George for another night. This love story is panning out to be PRETTY pathetic. Cristina is shrinking Meredith while also "taking care of her". The true love story reigns again. Oh and the episode ends with Lexie and Karev having sex, and Mer walking in on it...yikes. SELF BREAST EXAM -- http://maurerfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/maurer_bse_flier_v4.pdf https://www.google.com/search?lei=EnCyW6iGIciPjwSL25OgBg&q=breast%20self%20examination%20pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjrgqL19-XdAhWr1IMKHSAcBtMQsKwBCAIoAA&biw=1920&bih=938 (FIRST PDF LINK, PRINTABLE) http://www.nalie.ca/feel-it-on-the-first/# SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

On this weeks episode of The On Call Room Abbey and Bri exchange spooky stories, mostly involving their terrible choices in Halloween costumes. If you want your horrific Halloween costume on display, head over to Instagram and send over your photos to @theoncallroompod This episode was rated some pretty high scalpels. We have a spooky Halloween episode that is perfectly done. There is no ears boy, phantom foot man, and Norman. People are chainsawing off their feet and trick-or-treating for ears. It is spooktastic. Above all of that, we have Meredith carrying around her Mother's ashes in a Ziploc bag. It is just weird enough to fit perfectly into a Halloween special. She ends up dropping some of her on the hospital floor, where Derek McDreamy eye's her. It isn't until the last scence that Meredith puts her Mother to rest, in the perfect place, alongside exactly who Ellis would have wanted there. Other than that, we have George and Izzie working through their first day together as a couple. At the beginning of the day Callie announces they have been sleeping together, so now the whole hospital knows. It is incredibly awkward. AVA IS BACK and Karev is making out with her behind a curatin. She is the worst. HAHN IS HERE! She is telling off Cristina in the hallway. She is the worst. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

This week Abbey and Bri are taking Trans-Atlantic calls. That's right The On Call Room has ANOTHER guest from across the pond. The delightful Kelly scrubs in for a late night chat with your hosts. This episode starts with Callie telling George she forgives him. That is a real nail-bitter because it is obvious that was not what George was expecting. The whole episode leads to a cafeteria shakedown between Callie and Izzie. Unfortunately, all Callie wanted to do was speak with Izzie and she turned it into an even bigger humiliating moment for Callie. As if she hasn't been embarrassed enough? Meredith and Derek are struggling to maintain a healthy break-up space. At the end of the episode Derek tells Meredith he wants a lifetime with her. She isn't ready yet, and he knows it, we wonder will she ever be?? Adele shows up in this episode, so that is unfortunate. The episode ends with George finding Callie in the rain. He tells her she can't just forgive him. Izzie is crying in her room. What will happen with this love triangle? We all just hope it ends soon. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

Last night was The Emmy's. Abbey and Bri discuss Sandra Oh's career before, during, and after Greys and respond to her being ROBBED of The Emmy. They reference a couple articles in this episode, if you are interested in reading the full interviews please see the links below! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/sandra-greys-anatomy-exit-i-704438 https://edit.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sandra-reveals-what-made-her-say-yes-killing-eve-1114129 https://www.tvguide.com/news/emmys-2018-sandra-oh-nomination/ https://www.vogue.com/article/killing-eve-bbc-sandra-oh-interview SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

This week on the On-Call Room Bri talks for a super long time about buying a cauliflower. That's all the time we have today folks! NO, kidding...but it was a really long story so I would like to personally apologize to everyone for having to listen to it. We have some exciting announcements this week! With September 30th being National Podcast Month we are thrilled to debut our dope ass swag. If you are interested in purchasing a tank top or a t-shirt -- that is super cute and soft please e-mail us at [email protected] AND be sure to keep an eye on our Instagram @theoncallroompod because maybe you will have the chance to win one! This weeks episode of Grey's is all about telling the truth. The patients reflect it in their story lines, for example: Connie 'tongue lady' calling out her best friends bad breath. The doctors story lines reflect it, for example: George admitting he is an adulterer. See? Truth. Meredith finally has to own up to Cristina and admit she is still sleeping with Derek (in the sexy red sheets). The truth comes out about George being an intern. The truth comes out about George sleeping with Izzie. The truth comes about about Bailey not being able to be #2. The truth comes out about Susan's case and how she died. This episode is a pile of truth bombs. What is your truth?? Mine is that I bought a cauliflower today. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

ATTN: We apologize ahead of time for the audio quality in this episode. As stated in the beginning of the episode - we had some technical difficulties - but our conversation with Melissa was so good we didn't want to scrap it. As a token of our thanks for still supporting us - we will be posting TWO back to back episodes next week. Thank you for understanding! ___________________________ This week on The On-Call Room we have the wonderful Melissa scrubbing in! She is an interesting one folks, who has stopped watching the show after season 10 and doesn't think she will ever finish it. She overcame the addiction... Speaking of addictions, that is what this whole monologue and apparently whole episode is about. Derek is addicted to Meredith. George is addicted to complicating his life. Cristina is addicted to surgery. The patients are addicted to Meth. We all have our vices. Mrs. Mama is in the house and gently, yet aggressively tears everyone apart. First one to be hit by the Mama is Meredith, being called selfish or inappropriate. George is Burke's guy and Mama has no idea who he is. Derek is not an honorable man cause he is still sleeping with Meredith in those sexy red sheets. And Cristina, poor Cristina has to come to terms with the fact that Burke is never going to come back...not even to say goodbye. Beyond all that, George is going crazy ruining peoples lives. Chief is trying to delegate. Karev is smelling Meth and getting punched in the face. Bailey is about to erupt if she doesn't have a teaching moment soon. Callie is failing at being Chief Resident. Season 4 is off to a good start. Don't forget to leave a review on iTunes (5 stars!!!) and maybe you will be featured on the next episode. Shop at www.thisisaday.com and use code OnCallRoomXADAY for 20% off of your first purchase.

Welcome to a new season of The On Call Room! Abbey and Bri are happy to announce they have added numerous awards to Patreon, so be sure to follow the link and check it out! This week the lovely Sarrah is scrubbing in, with all of her forensic knowledge. Perhaps, on later episodes we will have a new segment "Science with Sarrah" because she obviously knows way more than Abbey and Bri. It has been 17 days since the Cristina was left at the Alter. Her and Meredith honeymooned together in Hawaii and went snorkeling. Karev drove towards Rebecca, but didn't see her. Izzie sat around and waited to hear from George. George...well George found a way to cope and came back for his second go around as an intern. As for the other inters, we open with them as Residents. Our little intern babies are all grown up, with interns of their own. Interns that are include Lexie Grey, the girl from the bar AND Meredith's sister. This is bound to create some drama. Addison is gone, doing private practice things and Burke is gone as well. Bailey is dealing with not being Chief Resident and Callie is fucking up managing all the new residents. It is a pretty mild season premiere until we hit the end. Derek and Meredith officially break-up and then immediately proceed to have sex. AND THEN George shows up, and guess what...he loves Izzie too. Yup, that's right. What in the world are those two going to do?? SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

Welcome to the Season 3 GGB Awards! Thank you to all the wonderful listeners who took the time to vote, you were heard! Sit back and relax, hit play and listen to everything from favorite death to favorite kiss to favorite 2018 moment. Season 3 was a blast and these awards consolidate some of the shit that went down. What a great season we have had! Stay tuned for the season premiere of season 4! It’s going to be even better than season 3! Thank you to all of you listeners and patrons who have supported the podcast thus far. If you want to be a sustaining member and cohost head on over to: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom As always remember to subscribe and leave a review on iTunes. Seriously.

It is here. The big one. Season 3 is finally over and Abbey and Bri are shocked they've actually made it this far through the series. Special guest Kelsi scrubs in this week and has knowledge Abbey and Bri could not even attempt to fake. She is a PA in a southern California emergency room (THE PIT) and damn good at her job, obvi. THIS EPISODE IS ICONIC. It feels pretty boring through the first half but once it picks up momentum boy oh boy, it does not disappoint. We find out who Chief does and does not name to take his place. We see Meredith struggling to find peace in her relationship with Derek. Ava moves away (thank God). Izzie is stilllll pinning for George. Callie wants a baby. Addison is leaving. And then..... Burke leaves Cristina at the alter. After practicing his vows in the OR to every drooling woman, he waits for a panicked Cristina to make it down the aisle. She has lost her eyebrows and she has lost her vows and cannot seem to meet Burke where he is at. Burke realizes he does not actually love Cristina, he loves the woman he thinks she will become. And just like that he is gone. Cristina and Meredith stand together in a still fully furnished apartment and know that she is finally free. Is this good or bad? There are extreme hysterics, Ingrid Michaelson is playing and Meredith cuts Cristina free from the restraints of her wedding dress, holding her close. Where will Cristina go from here? Are Mer and Der over, so over? Is Callie going to have George's baby? Will Bailey recover from the loss of Chief Resident? All that and more on Season 4 of The On Call Room! Thank you to all of you listeners and patrons who have supported the podcast thus far. If you want to be a sustaining member and cohost head on over to: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom As always remember to subscribe and leave a review on iTunes. Seriously.

SURPRISE! We are hopping onto your iPhones like a surprise U2 showing up on your iPhone! We are like Addison in S1 of Grey's. We are like Adele hitting the floor in S3. We are like Ellis being lucid! We are like Thatcher - a real slap in the face! Okay but seriously - we interrupt your regular programming with an announcement about the first ever Grey's Goosebumps Awards (aka GGB Awards) for Season 3! As important as the Emmys, Golden Globes, Oscars and Tony's - we are going to be leading our own award show in honor of the ending of Season 3. The episode will be a bonus episode - that we are graciously giving to all listeners! HOWEVER. If you want to get your chance to cast your ballot and help influence the winners - you've got to become an Intern giver on our Patreon page! So. Here's how you vote. 1. Head to www.patreon.com/theoncallroom 2. Become a $2 or more per month patron 3. Cast your ballot either on the Patreon page (once you become a patron the content will show up) or search on Facebook for the listener group called "The On Call Room Listener Squad." The episode will air the week after the season 3 finale - and we can't wait to see who you all voted for best death, best kiss and more. We can't wait see the results - and we are so thankful for you all! We freaking made it to Season 4! How crazy?! www.patreon.com/theoncallroom for more info <3

This week we have a man's perspecitve! That's right listeners, if you want to know what a guy thinks of Grey's Anatomy look no further than to this episode. JD gives his insight into not only this weeks episode, but everything Grey's has to offer, you won't want to miss it. It has finally arrived, the moment the interns have worked for, exam day. In true Grey's fashion there are multiple distractions taking place throughout the episode, so it's pretty obvious someone is about to fuck it all up. Cristina is being harassed by Burke because tomorrow is wedding day. As Abbey points out why in the world would they choose to have their wedding the day after an exam, and why can't Burke just leave Cristina alone? Doesn't he understand this is the biggest day of her life thus far! Meredith is getting ready to go to Susan's funeral, when Thatcher arrives and pretty much emotionally slaps her in the face again. He tells her he doesn't want her at the funeral, which leads to Meredith blank starring throughout her whole test. Luckily, Chief gives her a second shot. George is moving to Mercy West, which has Izzie all up in her head. The love triangle continues. Karev is still loving on Ava. Beyond that, Callie crushes four surgeries putting herself in the running for Chief Resident. Adele shows up to the hospital and passes out in the bathroom, and they find the fourth climber from the mountain story line-- which at this point seems irrelevant. NEXT WEEK IS SEASON FINALE! OH BOY! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

This week on the On Call Room the elusive and lovely Johnny K stops by to chat with Abbey and Bri. He provides some insight into his feelings of Grey's anatomy. Spoiler Alert: he thinks Callie is very beautiful and claims M.A.S.H as his favorite hospital drama show....pretty rude seeing as he was on a Grey's Anatomy podcast. This is part 2 of the mash-up episode and is focused on Seattle Grace hospital, so if you haven't listened to Part 1, STOP push pause go listen to last weeks episode. Unless, you don't give a shit about Private Practice and Oceanside Wellness, then just continue listening to this current episode. Cristina wakes up to the mother's invading her apartment. That's right folks it is wedding planning time! This provides the viewers with some humor, as Cristina is obviously super uncomfortable. She's a good sport though, trying on puffy sleeved dresses and asking people to be her bridesmaids. Spoiler Alert: The bridesmaids dresses are absolutely hideous--however to be fair, aren't all bridesmaids dresses hideous? Susan Grey gets the hiccups, which long story short she dies. Which is weird and super uncommon, cause...it's the hiccups. Regardless, it is all terrible and sad and then Thatcher slaps Meredith....which is also pretty messed up. She will be unpacking that one for quite sometime. Alex and Ava are still being Alex and Ava *eye roll*. George and Izzie are still being George and Izzie *eye roll*. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom Also leave a review -- you're already on the page to do it!

Welcome to another TWO PARTER of The On Call Room. We are nearing the end of season 3 and with the Emmy's coming in hot, Abbey and Bri decided to do their own award show. The first official GGB Awards will take place after season 3. If you want to place a vote, visit www.patreon.com/theoncallroom and donate a minimum of $2 a month. Ask to join the facebook listener squad, and cast your vote on the google forum. This episode is part one of a two part episode. Abbey and Bri have split the podcast into two episodes. This week they discuss Oceanside Wellness in LA where Addison goes to visit. Addison wants a baby. Wow. She visits her friend Naomi, a fertility specialist, and after an emotional roller coaster finds out she only has two eggs left. Through this process she embarrases herself in an elevator, delivers a baby, looses her mind in an elevator, tells of a group of patients, cries, breaks down in a stairwell, and kisses the new character Pete. We also meet the staff of Oceanside Wellness who will become the cast of Private Practice. We have Pete the naturopath, who is potentially the dark and twisty man. We have Cooper who is a pediatrician and is dating inappropriate women. Violet is the psychologist who is trying to get over her ex love. Sam and Naomi own the practice, are Addison's old friends, and recently got divorced. Among all these new characters, we also have multiple patients. It makes for a difficult two episodes to process. These mash-ups episodes are hard for the viewer. Pilots are hard for the viewer. Loosing Addison from Grey's is also, hard for the viewer. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week on The On Call Room we have penis jokes, lots of them. Respect. Why was this episode even an episode? Abbey and Bri explore how many more storylines Grey’s can shove into a season, mirroring the Izzie and George saga. How about we write an episode about a dude who has a penis fish and is cheating on his wife? Perfect. Cristina is avoiding planning this wedding. Burke wants and needs her to pick a flavor of a cake, because to him this means the marriage will work. She chooses the Red Velvet and then they make out. Side note, if you’re having a hard time getting Abbey’s attention, just make out with her. Addison and Karev finally have sex. Mer and Der are fighting. She tries to communicate with him all day, but actually ends up telling him what she is having for lunch, not actually how she is feeling. Derek responds with he can’t keep breathing for her, and he doesn’t know if he wants to try, only AFTER they have sex. Cool. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week on The On Call Room special guest Lesley scrubs in with Abbey and Bri. She is living in New York with her cat and brought five pages of notes to discuss this week’s episode. Karev continues to be inappropriate with Ava. She finally had some face work done, so it is a little less difficult to look at her, thank you Mark Sloan. George and Izzie continue to be on the rocks, when someone from Izzie’s past shows up. Yes, Izzie has a child and she is sick. The parent’s ask Izzie to donate bone marrow to help save “Hannah’s” life. This all presents itself at a difficult time for Izzie, when she can’t go to her person George and confides in Bailey instead. This storyline bodes for great drama, but is LITERALLY NEVER spoken of again. This is pretty frustrating. Chief is spitting his Chief wisdom at Derek and saying he can’t do both and he is looking out for Meredith. Well Chief, you fucked up because now Derek is all nervy about being with Mer because chiefdom is his ultimate desire. Susan shows up and will not leave. This is annoying because she has literally never been a part of Meredith’s life. Now that Ellis is dead she is playing mommy and if you ask us, that is bull shit. However, by the end of the episode Mer leans into her fake mommy and finds appreciation for what Susan is attempting to do. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week on The On Call Room Abbey and Bri do hand claps. Do you remember? Ms.Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell DING DING! Now you do. We're not sorry about it. More importantly, we have the lovely Chloe scrubbing in for the discussion of this weeks episode! She has great insight, and lives in Tornado Valley. Spoiler Alert: She has never actually seen a tornado. We have bone lady. Every time you touch her, she forms another bone. It is terrifying, or perhaps what is more terrifying is a high pitched speaking Elisabeth Moss as your daughter who places your hand in an awkward pose to help build an incredibly terrifying doll house that travels with you everywhere you go. Which is worse? You decide. The race for Chief is on. Addison talks herself up in the mirror. Colin Marlow has a ten year plan, and "tweaks for the hospital". Mark has a right now plan, and wins over the board. Obviously, he steals this idea from a Bailey teaching moment. George is hung as F*** and has to meet Callie's Dad. While he is out to lunch at Joe's Bar (the only place anyone goes in Seattle) he remembers his nighttime frolics with Izzie. Poor timing. George pulls Izzie into a storage closet and they dance around. It is decided they are not going to tell Callie. Honesty is not the best policy in this episode. Thank you again to Chloe for your time and insight! Remember to check out Aday and leave a review on Itunes! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

This week on the On Call Room Izzie and George make a huge mistake, Cristina and Meredith are avoiding people in closets, and attendings are fighting in the hallways of the hospital. Chief invites in the renowned surgeon Dr. Colin Marlow who just happens to be Cristina's old professor...who she happened to do the dirty dirty with...for three years. Burke is put off and all the attendings are showboating. Derek performs open heart surgery and Mark does face surgery on Ava causing her cervix to blow up. Susan Grey is trying to mommy Meredith and is showing up everywhere. She forces herself over for dinner with Thatcher. Derek comes along and even though Alex crashes the feast it doesn't make the situation any less awkward. George and Callie get in a big fight and he calls her curvy "face to palm". George heads over to Izzie's with a fifth and demands they drink together because he needs to be convinced he should have married Callie. They drink all the alcohol and Izzie wakes up with George naked next to her in her bed, implying they banged it out. Whoops. How are they going to get out of this mess?? SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT! Donate TODAY and receive bonus episodes AND the opportunity to cohost with Abbey and Bri! Visit: www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Welcome back to the three part story about main characters drowning and hospital purgatory. This week on the podcast Abbey and Bri explore all of the other storylines that took place over the Ferry Boat Massacre. Come follow along won’t you? Izzie is back in the surgical game after drilling ‘Aaron’ Burr holes in a man’s head. She is a #rockstar except for when she gives her let us stay positive speech. She sees the good in everything, and she believes Meredith is going to make it, she also believes George’s marriage was a sham. Can anyone say timing? NOT NOW IZZIE REEL IT IN! Cristina is buying dollar store junk, coping with Meredith dying. As the viewer we realize Cristina is unable to be there for people, until she knows everything is going to be ok. Derek is breaking down, rightfully so. His lover is dying. He rushes to Meredith’s mother’s room and strokes her hair awkwardly. Then Ellis dies. Although it may seem as though intense head stroking was the cause of death, it clearly is her current heart condition that does her in. Important note: Derek did not kill Ellis, although he may have wanted to. Karev is already crossing boundaries with smooshed face lady. More to come with that… We round out the three part episode with extreme GGB’s. Unkle Bob’s “Swans” plays in the background as Denny and Izzie brush up to one another. Each of them in another dimension, so close they can almost touch, but yet so far away. And then come the tears, and they don’t stop even after the credits roll. Can you even imagine with the rating for these episodes are going to be?? Hit play and find out!

Ladies and gentlemen of The On Call Room, boy do we have some episodes for you! It is a two part episode discussing three episodes. Confused? So are we, but there is a lot packed into this epic story line of Ferry Boat murder, so your hosts dedicated two whole episodes to this plot. On part one this week we discuss Meredith’s storyline. Doesn’t everyone remember Britney Spears music video, “Every time” where she is drowning in a bathtub? Shortly after this was released Britney shaved her head and ran around smashing cars with an umbrella. Similarly, Meredith was floating under water a little too long in the tub, and at the end of the episode she shaves her head and smashes a car with an umbrella. Not really, but she ACTUALLY does drown. I am not sure which is worse. Derek of course jumps in the water swims her to shore (we don’t get to actually see him swim her to shore, because logistically that would have been super difficult) and perform CPR on her. He gets shoved in a hall with Mark and cries, and then angrily strokes Ellis’s hair and blames her for Meredith’s breakdown. Meanwhile, Meredith dies. No really, she dies and is in hospital purgatory with bomb squad and Denny trying to figure out why she “didn’t swim”. She’s running around trying to save Bonnie from bleeding out and crying about never seeing Derek again. Ellis shows up, gives her big hugs and tells her “she is anything but ordinary”. They encourage her to run towards the light, where Cristina is waiting for her. She awakes and has no brain damage. It is a miracle. Stay tuned for next week’s episode where Abbey and Bri dissect every other story line in this three part ferry boat massacre. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

This week on The On Call Room Bri has Pancetta in her pants, or up her butt and around the corner. Abbey had a great few days visiting friends and bats. She played ding-dong-ditch and swam in salty pools whilst drinking bubbly teas. Cristina isn't allowed to assist Burke in surgery until she gives him an answer on his proposal. It didn't take Callie long to respond to George, seeing as they arrive to the hospital after marrying in Vegas. The Denny Duquette Memorial Clinic has opened and Bailey is familiarizing everyone with its protocol. Izzie is on the prowl for some patients who will provide her meaning. She misses the boat with a little girl who needs guidance from a woman. Bailey, in classic Bailey fashion has a brilliant teaching moment to the little girl and her father. Ellis is lucid and proves to be an actual demon when she calls Meredith "nothing but ordinary." Ouch. We can tell as the viewer that this is going to plague Meredith and stick with her for sometime. She calls out her Mom on why she is ordinary, not the exact quote but she basically tells her Mom it was because she is a demon. The most epic story line of this episode is toxic blood lady who makes everyone sick and pass out when they open her in surgery. The interns have to swoop in and save the day by putting weird bubble wrap on her exposed stomach. She lives and so do all the doctors. Abbey and Bri agree that this is where Grey's starts to get good. Classic. They rate it around 7 scalpels. Solid rating. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

It's a warm one folks. Bri's feet are swollen. Abbey is wearing a sports bra and shorts out for cocktails. George is grieving. His grieving process includes lots of sex. He is ravenous. He is scary. Grief does not look good on George. Bailey wants to start a free clinic. Chief doesn't help her get signatures. Chief passes hypothetical future Chief scepter to Bailey. Chief is retiring. He wants Adele back. She is wearing a sex robe. There is another man in Chief's house. Addison is a mess. She is running into counters. Karev confronts her about the kiss. She feels dumb.Burke and Cristina still aren't talking. Cristina eats cereal out of a box for dinner. Cristina talks first. Burke says "Marry me". Cristina blank stares. George says "Marry me" to Callie. Callie shakes head and blank stares. The episode ends and we all shake our heads and blank stare. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomXADAY for 20% off your first purchase!

First and foremost Dennis Quaid is back, safe in the arms of love. Bri is grateful to everyone who wished, prayed, or sent out positive vibes for his safe return. It worked! In other news, Bri went to Florida. PSA: Florida is not cool when it rains the whole time and people don't let you on an air boat ride. If you are looking to vacation somewhere and do not intend on going to Disney World probably just don't ever go to Florida. As for this weeks episode it is Part 2 of George's breakdown. A lot goes down with Harold. First he is outputting enough pee, then his breathing-tube gets a kink in it, and ultimately he ends up loosing the fight. His body goes into multi-system organ failure and he dies. George leaves the hospital in a hurry and Cristina gives an epic speech about being in the "Dead Dad's Club". Other story lines include: Meredith finding out her Dad also snores. Izzie is unapologetic to Bailey for being an emotional doctor. Addison kisses Karev. Burke and Cristina are still not talking. Derek manages to get some sleep with wax earplugs. Spoiler Alert After Abbey and Bri discuss this weeks episode they call time of death and discuss the Season 14 finale! So, if you are all caught up on Grey's and sad this years season is over, don't you fret, your leading ladies give their initial reactions. Their discussion is rated somewhere between dead man left in a shed to Arizona and Callie potentially falling back in love. You decide! Please leave a review on Itunes, visit us on Instagram @theoncallroompod and become a Patron at www.patreon.com/theoncallroom OH buy yourself some damn staple clothing items. You deserve it. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

Welcome to another episode of The On-Call Room where the wine is flowing and the tears are plentiful. Why the tears? Not because of GGB's, but because of live theater "Hamilton" and stolen cars. Yes, you read that correctly. Bri's car has been stolen this week, and she is having some feels. Important edit of the podcast : Dennis Quaid has been found, dreams really do come true. As for this weeks episode, it is part one of two. George's Dad is getting ready for surgery, and demands that all his tumor be taken out no matter what shape his body is in. Chief agrees, which feels very out of character for Chief. Regardless, they finish the surgery without George having any say. We can only imagine this will lead to some shit in Part 2. Cristina and Burke are not speaking because they are both stubborn mules. Cristina tries to get multiple members of the staff to inquire and gain information about the state of Burke's hand, but Burke sees right through it. He doesn't give it up, leaving Cristina in the dark. Izzie finally cashes her check from Denny. This is the last step she needs to accomplish before she is allowed to start performing surgery again. Perhaps she will get to perform surgery on the patient who has a super messed up spine? Meredith admits to having abandonment issues when she finds out Derek has not been sleeping next to her due to her obnoxious snoring. We get why she has these issues as Thatcher roams the halls of the hospital like a lost puppy. His character is the epitome of a Magoo. For all you listeners who enjoy the theater, specifically Hamilton, after the episode Abbey and Bri have a bonus section where they talk about the show. Bri recently saw it in Chicago and gives a rave review! 10 scalpels! All should see it, and all should listen to Abbey and Bri drool over what an amazing experience it was. However, if the theater doesn't strike your fancy (shame on you) then go ahead and turn off the podcast after the first time of death. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

To all of you listeners out there who are mother's Happy Belated Mother's Day from your hosts Abbey and Bri! We hope all of you had a fulfilling day, and aim to be more motherly than Ellis Grey. If you can't achieve that, we hope you have provided your children with a cool Aunt Adele. For real though, speaking of mothers Ellis is a real bummer of a mom this episode. Sometimes it should be kept to yourself that you regret having children, or probably all of the time, especially if you are speaking directly to said child. Bailey is pissed that Chief is not punishing Burke and Cristina for their rogue surgeries. Instead, she punishes Cristina by putting her on George's dad's service. Everyone else gets to be on the conjoined twins case. Many questions about this case: If one twin gets a boner does the other twin get one too? How can the woman have sex with one and not the other? Logistically, how does this work? Meredith helps Addison deliver Molly's baby, but lets Addison down. Obviously, Meredith should never have been in that room in the first place. Mark continues to be a chauvinistic pig towards the women in the show. When do we start to like him again? All the interns are mad at Cristina and Meredith tries to defend her, sticking by her person. George isn't ready to forgive Cristina for what she did, and perhaps neither is Burke. However, even though Burke and Cristina are not speaking he allows her in the elevator with Shepard to take a look at his tremor. Progress? Next week we are hoping for some resolutions, follow along and find out! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

TRIGGER WARNING: Abbey and Bri talk about the catching of the Golden State Killer. If you are sensitive to such topics, please skip ahead to just past 11 minutes. Welcome to another episode of the On Call Room, where the weather is warm, the bugs are flying, and Spring storms are plentiful. Do not fret listeners you will have many weeks where your hosts Abbey and Bri complain about all the terrible things warm weather brings. Stay tuned! This episode is supposed to be dramatic, but as Abbey states "It is and it isn't". We finally reach the moment where shit blows up with Burke and Cristina. Surprisingly, it is a little anti-climatic and everyone ends up alive. The lead up to this episode is made out to make the viewer believe it is going to be like the bomb episode SPOILER ALERT: it is not even close to pink mist and Anna Nalick's "Breathe". George has gone off the deep end. He is a dick to his Mom, Dad, Callie, Izzie, Cristina...pretty much the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy. We get it George, your Dad is sick but that does not give you the right to run around this hospital sulking and picking fights! Go home. Other important notes: Cristina tells on Burke, Burke shuts a door in Cristina's face, and Derek and Meredith finally have sex. This episode is meant to be drama-town, but is sort of a let down. No one died, Burke and Cristina performed the surgeries beautifully. Now that this story line has wrapped up we can move on to George's mental breakdown...coming soon. SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order! DO IT!

It is warm weather again, and you know what that means..bugs on bugs on bugs. So, shut up and listen to Abbey and Bri talk about these terrifying encounters, from stink bugs to spiders. The fear is so great, Abbey is even dreaming about vacuuming them up. Stay tuned for the next 10 weeks of summer, where all they can talk about is insects destroying their lives...and how hot it is. But, do not fret there is more to this episode than bug talk. Bri is on vacation and is livin' la vida loca. Abbey is installing new door locks, and both of them are in bright and shiny moods, just like Meredith. Even though Meredith is withholding sex from Derek, that doesn't stop her from taking a super sensual bright and shiny bubble bath with him. Opening scene of this episode makes Abbey and Bri uncomfortable, even though they're both crude people...must be the Catholic guilt. George's Dad shows up in the hospital after a clavicle break, but in true Grey's fashion there is more to the story. Harold has cancer, and a broken heart and Cristina is put on his service. This is obviously leading to something larger in the story. Cristina and Burke are about to implode soon. The staff is picking up on it, the viewers are picking up on it, everyone knows that shit is about to blow up. Chief is considering retiring, his marriage depends on it. Addison and Derek attempt to "help" him out of his depressive funk, when in actuality they end up bickering over past hurts. When will it end?? Izzie is still on do not touch duty and is shadowing Karev. After working on a patient with pectoral implants, he makes the grand gesture and lets Izzie take out the patients drain (which supposedly translates to I still love you and want to have sex with you). This of course leads to an awkward prolonged unwanted kiss in the stairwell. Izzie "just can't" and runs away. Luckily, they reunite in the bar (best place to reunite) and move past their awkward unwanted stairwell kiss. It is obvious that this episode is building up to a big explosive episode, where break downs happen and people are upset at each other and there is a ton of drama. So, we get it Shonda...can we just get to that part already? Enough with the filler episodes...give us some GGBs! SPONSORS: www.thisisaday.com Use code OnCallRoomxADAY for 20% off your first order!

It’s another episode of The On Call Room! Bri is about to move, and next week she will no longer be living with Donna. We all hope they have a loving goodbye, and Bri gets her selfie with her. Stay tuned. Abbey spent the week in New York and has all the feels for Harry Potter Broadway. Spoiler alert: this is also a Broadway review and Harry Potter podcast. This is an iconic episode. We’re going camping! We’re headed to the mountains! We’re not spending the night, man love! Burke’s tremor makes its appearance again. Karev and George have a slap fight. Derek has a weird car. Chief has so many things...cheese, bucket hats, rolling suitcases and ignorance. Mer and Der meet in the bar again. We’re hoping for a win on this one because this back and forth is killing us. Izzie is coming to terms with her grief and Cristina is manic over Burke being gone. It’s obvious that big things are about to happen in the world of Greys. Each character is shifting and things are about to be turned upside down. In the words of Imogen Heap “Where are we? What the hell is going on?”

Welcome to another episode of The On-Call Room sponsored by ADAY! That's right bitches, we have a sponsor and it is a great company that provides "technical clothing for everyday life". Head on over to their website (www.thisisaday.com) and enter promo code OnCallRoomxADAY at checkout for 20% of your purchase! It is dope. (Think leggings you can drink wine in and go to work and look professional all in one!) You know what else is dope, not this episode. That is right folks we have another filler episode with dumb shit, and boring conversation. So, to make up for it Abbey and Bri have frazzled enthusiastic conversation about their personal lives. Not your jam? That is fine, skip along then. We talk about ghosts and shadow people (not to be confused with Donna), and paranormal activity. Once again not your jam? Skip along then. We review our reviews. That is right, we talk at length about a recent review that was left for the podcast. We want to once again personally thank the listener who said we didn't have much direction and we are frazzled. Blessings to you kind soul. As for the Grey's episode, Cristina is on a rampage -- taking lattes and erasing names off the OR board. We recognize that this team between Cristina and Burke can only last for so long before it self implodes and something dies, like Bailey's ego. Derek's sister Nancy shows up...and we never see her again. Chief learns to sew a button back on his shirt. Izzie and Cristina are too consumed with their own lives, which makes them incapable of being George and Meredith's people. Cut to scene of George and Meredith in the elevator spewing "seriously's" and "McNastys". This was the only scene that made up for this crummy episode. Make sure to head on over to Itunes and leave a review! Don't forget to mention how Abbey and Bri are super organized and absolutely have their shit together.

Mercury is in retrograde. Technology is fucked. Communication is fucked. This episode is a great representation of it. (Which is why you're getting it a day early). Where do you bank? Are the tellers aliens? Do you have a safety security box? Do you put your beanie babies in it? How about dry ice, just so it’s spooky when you open it? Breakfast is different than muffins — classic first note. Whatever Izzie is cooking reflects what mental state she’s in. She’s making breakfast and heading into the hospital today, where she walks into an auditorium full of people talking about Denny’s case All this talk of Denny makes Bailey question herself. Callie is sleeping with Sloan. Burke’s not ok. Izzie’s not ok. Izzie is running around the hospital, when she should just be sent home. She doesn’t work there. This episode is a filler, and it sucks. Storylines need to be resolved in order to head into the next phase. Derek and Addison are finally divorced. Izzie gets inspired by Cristina and wants to become a surgeon again. We’re all bored. The most exciting part of this episode the patients who are stuck together during sex because of a penis piercing. Ouch. BUT pain brings pleasure! Except for this episode. All it brought was a lot of pain and an average 2 scalpel rating.

What is your favorite Pop-tart flavor? Do you like toaster strudels? Do you like planter pots showing up on your porch with rocks in them? Does any of this make sense? Probably not, so listen to this weeks episode of the On Call Room to understand what the hell any of this means. Other featured conversations include: PREGNANCY. Surprise surprise, Abbey and Bri have little to no insight on this topic. However, their very special guest has experienced it and has some great stories to tell. Not only does she have stories of labor and birth, but so many more! AND she wins most dedicated host, because she is phoning in on the telly all the way from bloody England! It is the middle of the night over there, but that doesn't stop Rosalind from knocking back a G & T and gabbing about Grey's. It is a classic Grey's opening scene. There is talk of an "adulterous love child", Meredith is puking, Mark Sloan is on staff now and a patient lights himself on fire by lighting a cigarette in a freaking hospital (idiot). Meredith is not pregnant, rather her appendix is about to burst; which leads to Meredith on pain meds, funniest version of Meredith ever. Finn is always creeping around a corner waiting for Meredith. Derek takes himself out of the running and tells Mer to choose Finn, except Meredith doesn't (of course). She does manage to embarrass herself in front of everyone though from being high off of pain meds. Once again, best version of Meredith ever. There is pregnant lady who wants to stick to her birth plan, cigarette man who no longer has a face (idiot), and Burke's tremor. Burke deserves an award for this performance, because his tremor is all over that screen, but don't worry "nobody needs to know". George bails on Callie at the last moment, which is no surprise and Izzie is a millionaire now which is actually, pretty surprising. You know what is not surprising? The girls scalpel ratings on this episode, or Donna leaving rocks on Bri's porch. To find out about those two things and everything in between hit play and have a listen!

This week on The On-Call Room Rachel drops over to chat about the episode, and with her she brings a lot of cheese. Spoiler Alert: Abbey is very effected by it. Between Abbey ghosting for a half hour and Bri talking about her period, there is plenty of TMI. If that makes you uncomfortable, perhaps skip this episode. Or don't because Rachel has some pretty great insight to balance them out. We open the episode with a dreamy sequence of Meredith in bed with Derek and Finn. Is a threesome your fantasy? It is not Rachel, Abbey, or Bri's fantasy (too many limbs, everyone is thinking about themselves, bags over heads). George is a child and does not communicate with Callie that he would prefer her to find her own place. She gets upset, and leaves for a hotel, where every single other character happens to be staying (McSteamy, Chief, Addison). Izzie stands outside the hospital this whole episode, waiting to gain the strength to go inside. Rachel is annoyed by it, because it is annoying. Bailey is fighting for Izzie to speak to the Chief, even though she committed a crime, WE KNOW WE KNOW get over it, but she should seriously not be allowed back in that hospital. Derek and Finn date Meredith, poorly. She has her freak out on the front porch saying she wants romance and butterflies and sexy things. Blah blah blah, door slam, and roommate time in bed. Classic ending to a Grey's episode. Three roommates eating ice cream in bed together. Pretty middle of the road rating on this episode. Hopefully next week we get a little more drama!

You're now listening to a Disney Channel Original Movie Podcast....not really, but practically seeing as Abbey and Bri talk at length about their favorite ones. Even Jake stops by for a moment to discuss his opinions. Spoiler Alert: He hates Luck of the Irish -- which is bullshit. Joining the girls to discuss the episode is Patron Lisa! She does an excellent job, even after panicking that she watched the wrong episode. Don't worry she didn't, Abbey and Bri just don't know how to use their wiki page. This episode produces one of Abbey's favorite moments, drunk Addison. We have all been there, unable to cry, looking for some booze or Lin-Manuel Miranda to get those tears started. Addison does just this, calling Miranda "Amanda" and asking Joe to send her home at 10 PM. She heads home, but that doesn't stop her from calling McSteamy to her room. Well played Addie. Izzie is baking too many muffins, finding a way to cope with her grief. Cristina is introduced to Burke's parents, while she is on top of him, in his hospital bed...in her red lingerie. Chief also walks in on Callie in HER underwear. Of course, they proceed to drink hot tea together. Chief and Callie would. Meredith is having to choose between Finn and Derek. She finally flips a coin at the end of the episode, which Cristina tells her is stupid. She calls them both to the bar and tells them she wants to date...both of them. They are down and as Bri states "To have such power!" The girls average a 6.5 scalpel rating on this episode. Not many GGB's but a few classic laughs helped the rating. Because who can resit Addison in a bucket hat?

It’s here! Season 3 premiere and it’s an emotionally loaded episode. The ladies are lucky enough to have Patron Alyssa scrubbing in with them, offering her insight as well. It’s the day before Abbey's 29th birthday and your leading ladies are coping with time. Have they peaked? When will they peak? 30? 60? Stick around for the next fourteen seasons of the podcast and maybe you’ll find out. Meanwhile, the intern gang is coping with Izzie laying on the bathroom floor in her prom dress after Denny died. Talk about GGBs. The girls talk about which intern they’d prefer to help pick them up from their grief. Spoiler alert: Abbey chooses Cristina and Bri chooses Meredith. There are trash babies, Shiva and plagues. George still can’t say “I love you” to Callie. Derrick wants to be with Meredith and what a surprise, so does Finn. Who will she choose? For your listening pleasure Abbey and Bri do an outro, writing their blockbuster hit about Bri’s neighbors. Spoiler alert: she is all of them, one soul in three bodies. If you don’t want to listen to a hilarious twenty minute examination of Bri’s life, turn off the podcast after Alyssa leaves. This might be our best work yet.

The episode is finally here. Season 2 finale. Who thought they would make it? No one. Neither did they. But here it is, and it's a goody. This episode has something for everyone! We have dirty mistress sex in an exam room. We have dead fiances. We have Prom! We have walking out and quitting your job (who doesn't want to do that -- envious of Izzie). Did we mention dirty mistress sex?? This whole episode takes place at Prom, everyone's literal Hell. Abbey and Bri exchange their Prom stories. What they wore, who they went with, who they left with! Feel left out? Send the gals your Prom pics so they can dissect your fashion choices from years ago. Who doesn't want that! Obviously this episode is rated very high, because GGB's, grasping to dead patients (Denny), and did we mention DIRTY MISTRESS SEX? Lucky for you listeners, not only did Abbey and Bri rate this current episode, but they rated all three parts of the Finale, AND the whole Season 2. It was a great season Grey's Babies. Up next Season 3! But before we head there, don't forget to head over to Patreon and support the podcast. Leave a review on Itunes and tell all your friends before they have too many episodes to binge listen to, and then it becomes more of an inconvenience than enjoyment. Thanks for a great first two seasons! Seriously.

It’s part two of the three part finale and this storyline continues to be just as terrifying. If this plot isn’t spooky enough for you, don’t worry Bri has an awesomely terrifying tale of her new neighbor. Spoiler Alert: there are conch shells, ginger roots and witchy spells. Bri is not amused. The ladies have their third patron Sonja on to discuss Izzies mental instability and Cristina’s failed emotional responses. She has great insight and will probably end up taking over the podcast. Burke needs Cristina to guide him in his choices and Adele throws down to Richard. Silly Richard thinking he got away with an affair for all these years, Spoiler Alert: he did not. Izzie goes bonkers and all the interns attempt to help fix what she messed up, mostly because they’re all probably afraid if they don’t she will attempt to murder all of them as well. This is an intense episode where literally everyone is breaking down. However, we finally get a resolution to the George and Meredith storyline which brings the only sense of relief in this whole episode. Thanks again to Sonja and all the other patrons for your support! Head on over the patreon, pledge your donation and be a cohost! Seriously. Seriously.

Who pees their pants? Answer: Everyone. Abbey and Bri spend way too much time sharing their most embarrassing stories of when they peed their pants last. Spoiler Alert: for Abbey it was last weekend. But that is not all they talk about this episode, although peeing while being airplaned, and loosing bladder control on a P Diddy yacht are epic stories, there are more important things to discuss.. This week on the podcast they have their first co-host call in from across the country! Lisa joins Abbey and Bri to dissect all the drama, and oh boy she does not disappoint! This episode of Grey's is the first episode in a three part horror film finale. Yes, horror film because Izzie loses her shit and should probably go to jail. She does her classic Izzie breakdown to Denny and forces him to go along with her ridiculous plan. Burke and Cristina are fighting, and then he gets shot, which is a major bummer. Addison and Derek are also fighting because Addison realizes that Derrick actually loves Meredith. She proceeds to scream about it in front of the whole hospital, another horrific moment in this episode. Lisa defends Derek and Addison and teaches Abbey and Bri a new fan phrase, Addek. Lisa also previously wrote Grey's fanfiction, which will obviously need to be shared with The On Call Room listeners. Remember, if you have things you want to say about an episode, head over to www.patreon.com/theoncallroom and support the podcast!

Welcome to another episode of The On-Call Room where jokes are taken too far, and everyone ends up uncomfortable. Bri names Abbey's vagina Judge Judy and Abbey calls out to fellow listeners to name Bri's. Why are they naming their vaginas? Because they can. This is the first episode where all the patients revolve around one story line. That along with the soundtrack this episode lends for an emotional ride and provides Abbey and Bri with plenty of content. They delve deep into what forgiveness looks like, how to be there for others and "holding space". Don't worry there are plenty of laughs in between their emotional discussion! Finally, don't forgot to leave a review and check out Patreon. If you become a sustaining member you get access to a community of fellow listeners, bonus material, and a chance to co host! If you ask us, totally worth it. www.patreon.com/theoncallroom

Scrubbing in this episode is avid Greys Anatomy and The On Call Room fan Lindsey Hansen! She's our first Resident of Patreon to have on the podast! (Remember - if you are a $10 or more supporter on patreon you can co-host!) She brings great insight and great fashion advice (spoiler alert: turtlenecks with vests). Heads up, this is a long intro. It is about an hour but there’s plenty to discuss including but not limited to; what to do during a fire or tornado, anxiety with going to the movies and favorite gas station snacks. Karev joins the Gyni squad, George is still pissed at Mer and Izzie continues to “cross the line” with Denny. Bailey is being mommy tracked by Chief, which the three ladies agree is bull shit. Burke operates on his favorite musical artist, which allows for Cristina and him to learn more about each other. If you’re new to Grey's Anatomy, make sure to turn of the podcast after the three rate the episode because SPOILER ALERTS!

All the GGB's this episode! Both Abbey and Bri cried during this episode, and it makes perfect sense because the Mom who played Beatrice this episode, is the mom in Ladybird. Shout out Laurie Metcalf for giving all the GGB's in every one of your performances. Abbey went to Hamilton again this weekend, and felt like this time she could truly appreciate it. That is because she has spent most of her time listening to the soundtrack, and could probably recite all the lines. She also ate a lot of seafood, couldn't get drunk, and watched her best friend and husband slowly disintegrate over a bottle of red wine. Bri slowly disintegrated herself this weekend, as one of her best friends surprised her with a visit from New York. They brunched multiple times, drank too many mimosas, had a sleepover and the ultimate dance party. Both of their weekends were filled with laughter and excitement, separate from each other, so you know there was bound to be some FOMO. This episode got rated pretty high on the Scalpel Scale, probably because of the tears. Let's be honest sometimes it feels incredible to have a good cry, and Grey's sure knows how to provide. Bailey is being mommy tracked, but is still capable of being a damn good surgeon, even with her increase of estrogen. George brings the emotions, when he stops Thatcher from running into Meredith. It is in these moments that we see how good George truly is. Even when pissed at Meredith, he is still capable of protecting her. He also finds Callie in her hospital basement apartment, which do not even make us go there. It is a ridiculous plot, and there is no excuse for it. Cristina is super competitive and Chief...well Chief is still Chiefin it up. Speaking of competitions, in the beginning of the episode did Burke REALLY not know Cristina was trying to explain Madonna?? We want your opinion -- so head over to Patreon and become a sustaining member and let us know what you think!! www.patreon.com/theoncallroom www.instagram.com/theoncallroompod

Do you have any superstitions? Step on a crack break your mothers back, find a penny pick it up all day long you’ll have good luck, or astrology, or healing crystals? Listeners it’s time to lean in because that’s what this whole episode is about. And Abbey and Bri want to know your deepest, darkest superstition. They start this episode with talk of movies, because it’s award season! The Golden Globes are over and they have a lot to say, and don’t worry the Oscars are coming in hot! What will your purgatory be? Bri’s is hip hop night and Abbey's is a party bus. Is purgatory superstitious? Who knows but it fits with the theme! What will you do when the world is ending? Bri and Abbey talk in depth about their plans and seek to find anyone’s thoughts on what their plan may be. Don’t worry they will still podcast at worlds end. We find out Chief is an alcoholic, Addison is referred to as the She-Sheppard, and there’s a whole bunch of ju-ju. Alex starts locker room shit because he’s emotionally stunted. Denny and Izzie take their relationship to a next level with a blinds open kiss. They get some GGBs with the songs that are in this episode. It feels like a classic Greys episode, maybe because it’s the first time we hear “How to Save a Life”. Remember they’ve started a Patreon so visit www.patreon.com/theoncallroom and support your favorite podcast. And as always subscribe and leave a review in ITunes!