The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty Build-A-Bear, joining the mile high club made easy and Nikki does care about Hailey Baldwin's glazed donut look. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about compliments. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax messages about a Bestie scaring herself, a bananagram and a greeting from South Africa gives them all the swells. In the Final Thought, Andrew gets Nikki to explain how she would fight someone, physically. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the fridge. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that has a NY moment, sweetness from André 3000 and a funny reveal. Before the Final Thought, Nikki takes a record breaking "balcony" and returns to share a funny video about Beethoven. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she would be as a murderer and gives a hack to beat a lie detector test, all while summarizing and analyzing the Mary Morris' murders. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he feels joy, Nikki is working through her depression and shares a video that encapsulates it. You Heard It Here First: sex tapes and spy cams, get over Janet Jackson's boob and is counting chickens a sign of poor mental health? They make the case for their Top1 Bottom 1 chips before getting hungry and wrapping the show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job and a work experience with Rusty. They talk about common sounds that are their nightmares and Nikki's love for painful massages. In You Heard It Here First, unusual things left in hotel rooms and the Neil Young vs Joe Roegan debate. Listeners leave messages about CDs, an embarrassing entrance, making a mom listen to the podcast and micropenises in the Fanthrax segment....and that's why they are the Besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety voice in his head and hit the golf course this morning. You Heard It Here First, video conferencing causes face fatigue so here are some tips to working the camera from Nikki, a UTI to end singledom and celebrity social pressures. After spreading lots of positive messages they turn to Barstool's Answer The Internet game to negate them. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook up from the golf connection he made at the airport. Nikki talks about the comments made about her song for Bob Saget and knows what she signed up for. They skip the news but can't resist talking about a Taylor Swift headline. Nikki's Reddit dump has a hodgepodge of topics from working nuns to hairy legs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame. Next they respond to messages left by Besties about mourning, co'uhls, body positivity, a fun romp, a several explanation, vultures, fist pumps and a podcast opener. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone game before Nikki asks a very serious question. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch a title for Nikki's upcoming special and Nikki gives her two cents on the Alanis Morissette documentary. In the news they get inspired by dolphin genitalia to discuss when they first found porn and Andrew's Sports Moment is not as controversial as he thought. Besties give Nikki kudos and condolences in the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought Nikki debuts her Song For Bob. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks about the treatment she got yesterday and then they have another debate about the meaning of several. They talk about regrettable texts with exes, ADD meds and plastic surgery. You Heard It Here First: "Can-daver" hearts and getting to date a celebrity crush. They play Barstool's Answer The Internet and in the Final Thought Nikki shares her last texts with Bob Saget. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza 2029. You Heard It Here First, tips for masturbation without a vibrator and a trivia game on common goods. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, a message from Bowie, fast piano, goth letters, a specific suck and a heartwarming or breaking video. In the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew talk a little more about Bob Saget and Nikki is excited to be recording a song about him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki and apparently no one else cares about the Golden Globes. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about apps that are not dessert or social media. In the Final Thought, Nikki tries some noises to help calm Andrew to sleep. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to 3, staying grounded in a relationship and a Sports Moment about how lying can bite you in the ankle. Fanthrax messages brought all the swells with a mispronunciation, getting sober and a story about getting chased. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry David, the precious gift she received from Woody Harrelson and lots more. They skipped segments this time but brought back a Bestie favorite in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top and bottom moments, a UTI and a whale, Andrew and Brenna I Love You So Much Baby had the worst and then best of times, which include tears and vomit and Noa played a juggling act with different relationships. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they cover quick sucks, an eyebrow raising fish study and hate songs. Nikki talks about a new friend she made that has 'arrested development' in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls with some holiday cheer but Nikki wants to know more about her Instagram post. While the show is off stay tuned to our Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod for some Coffee & Teabags live sessions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They talk about a better way their parents could have loved them before Andrew delivers the news about awkward things that happen during sex. Nikki spills the beans on a too hot lap dance on the set of Magic Mike. At the end of the show they have an epiphany about how to get to a secure relationship. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she believes in aliens but not in the ghost that Andrew thinks shook a wire in the apartment. After hitting 550 balls, Andrew's got a lot of pent up energy. They reflect on the butterfly effect and gambling. You Heard It Here First; sex partner count is irrelevant, Sex in The City is irrelevant, and Nikki doesn't care for executives who tell celebrities not to fall in love on movie sets. Nikki's Reddit Dump has all sorts of threads which eventually remind her about something she learned from the book Attached. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki a funny thing happened on the way to Calgary. There are new things on the wall in the studio and we learn about Andrew's side. Nikki is honest that she doesn't understand economics but didn't mean to be co'uhl about it. You Heard It Here First, going on dates with your mom is ok, small to average penis size is a-ok, and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish thinks about celebrities. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about her kettle bells and they quickly do a Top1 Bottom 1 about Fast Food Chains. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are podding in Los Angeles a few doors away from each other. Nikki found away to get rid of voicemails while Andrew is leaving a bunch for a psychiatrist. Nikki wrote a lot of notes about her special and there's still more to be done, but are the stakes as high as she thinks? You Heard It Here First, we don't want to see teachers scrambling for dollars, there are too many opinions, Andrew brings up bad examples, napping on the job is a-ok and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish has to say about porn. Nikki's Reddit Dump will make you laugh, cringe and crave Doritos. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki and Andrew, she is not the best at quick math and his balls are sinking. They are both in LA and Nikki shares a story about the hotel they are staying in from her life long ago. Positive affirmations work and they will help your decisions. You Heard It Here First, Andrew wants to be half hard when he dies, so many perverts everywhere, we feel sorry for a thief. Today's Why Do I Care is momentous as they crack the meaning of "several". In the Final Thought they talk about their Top 1 and Bottom 1 condiments. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is cozied up in her XL new sweatshirt .Between you and her, she just had a great singing session with Andrew and she is still looking for the guy who was supposed to be her first kiss. Andrew went to a questionable COVID testing tent, or it might have been the scene of an adult film. You Heard It Here First, twin talk can only be understood by twins, Nikki has an epiphany that only people on mushrooms will get and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they talk about Charles Barkley naming his daughter after a mall. They pay tribute to Andrew's grandma Shirley before getting into Fanthrax. Voicemails from Besties cover kettlebell tits, oatmeal serotonin, ASMR and a "boner chair". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky history, elderly modern approach to entertainment and JLaw's annoyance is understandable. They not only Finish Each Other's Sentence about what's in the smallest pocket of their travel bag they take a look as well. In the Final Thought they play "Answer The Internet". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions and Nikki is so done with weed. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she unloads on a photo taken in bad taste, a celebrity who told the same joke once a year and kissing herself. In the Final Thought they call Emil Wakim to discuss a great pick up line. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care about leaving a relationship with an ex amicably. In their Top1 Bottom1 the show transforms to a lazy river as they discuss salads. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zodiac readings cannot determine favorite sex positions, phone pals from dialing the wrong number and Tiger Woods is not coming back full time. In the Fanthrax segment they get some clarity on autism, dealing with pain and a twist on a children's song. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on the Jumbotron. You Heard It Here First, bad bad customer service vs good bad customer service, rebound sex is ok and Andrew's exciting story about a life change. Nikki shares a story about a bully she encountered early in her career, which inspires Andrew to seek out questions he's been meaning to ask. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and learn that Andrew can inhale better and Nikki exhales longer. You Heard It Here First, you don't want the Feds to see your sexts and the lengths some people go through to get an ex to view their IG stories. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they talk about Chapelle reactions, book recommendations, an ultimate roast joke and in the Final Thought, more cringe things some women do to get their ex's attention. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had a special of her own over the weekend. You Heard It Here First, breaking up with a therapist is hard to do, no one is talking about Ghislaine Maxwell because they can't pronounce her name and couple goals that Nikki cares about. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about sex toys and in the Final Thought Nikki explained how she practiced letting go at a time she usually doesn't. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made it". They talk about favorite lingerie which reminds Andrew of his infamous story of "Faye". You Heard It Here First, what people say before they die, Andrew gets lost in a man's hand and Nikki just received the news that her old agent died 3 years ago. In Fanthrax, they get blown away from messages from Besties about sex dreams, Taylor Swift and pod references. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she is working out her disclaimer to keep criticism off her for talking about sex, if only it was as easy as jumping on a pogo stick. Andrew arrives in LA and he's impressing a lot of people with his yo-yo skills. You Heard It Here First- it takes three to cheat, pissing on stage is nothing new so don't be shocked and Nikki doesn't care what Bradley Cooper has to say, she knows the deal between him and Gaga at that Oscar's performance. They play the Blankest thing and talk about dangerous circumstances. In the Final Thought, Nikki finds a birthday book that reads true. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, she literally had to unplug yesterday, so thanks for the day off Besties! Andrew spent the extra time off apartment hunting while Nikki tried to catch up on sleep. After a dry wart discussion Nikki takes the scalpel to Andrew's Instagram post with poorly made captions. You Heard It Here First, Nikki know's Taylor Swift "All Too Well", break up lies and Adele didn't do it, so stop caring about celebrity setups. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they discover the poor smells of NYC, bad things to say during sex and a Final Thought about a vegan post. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it made sense to listen to Making Sense to fight off a migraine instead of taking dog meds. Andrew dressed up and not as a tribute to his latest dead hero, instead to a living legend. Nikki praises her assistant who keeps her life in order and Andrew thanks his brother for helping him survive a trip across Europe. They discuss "roast" jokes and how a reaction can make or break the moment. You Heard It Here First, get a diaper delivered with your meal, lime scooters are ok but not lime mopeds and Andrew's Weekly Sports Moment is about an elderly runner. Besties share a secret, being autonomous at a pharmacy and a funny moment from an SSDJ. In the Final Thought they have a conversation about acknowledgement. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, using the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on her phone came in handy, the Goddamn Comedy Jam at JFL Escapes was just what she needed and RIP Aunt Lynn. Nikki and Andrew talk about more antics from JFL, like Andrew 's non-climactic chance to spend time with his hero Jim Jeffries. They talk about 'outsiders' who make their way to the top before addressing a problem at home. You Heard It Here First, you don't need a good reason for charity, PETA's missed opportunity, sex on the job and Paul Rudd is someone Nikki cares about. They Finish each other's sentence before having a look at how much time they spend on each of their apps and it's almost a full time job! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here First, switching babies is NBD, a headline overstuffed with S's makes Andrew short circuit and a message from Champaign Papi. Nikki starts her Reddit Dump with a somber post on Last Images and ends it with a question everyone is too afraid to ask about getting close to your sibling. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week The Nikki Glaser Podcast corralled some Besties from in and around St. Louis and did a Live Pod from Joe's Cafe. Nikki got a last minute surprise, Andrew read the headlines live and Julie Glaser emceed a live Fanthrax segment like a pro!Subscribe and watch the pod on YT: https://youtube.com/thenikkiglaserpodcast. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki explains more why waiting until the last second is a way of life that works for her. She also talks about a commercial deal that made her question the use of time. They recreate a mundane business zoom call and in the news they talk about dating turn offs and Jessica Simpson's honest take on being a hot mess. In Collection of Co'uhls, besties share their co'uhls from the wild. In the final thought, remembering contestants from American Idol vs. The Voice Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come in all sizes, our brains absorb more than we know and the celeb costumes they care about. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, Andrew is wowed by a ghost almost getting hit by a fence and they have a conversation about superficial break ups. Final Thought, Luigi is a Bestie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a cracked soap bar. You Heard It Here First, we like Pete Kardashian, there are no Power Ranger suits in Squid Game and we care more about Invisalign hacks than Drake's new watch. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Road Trips and in the Final Thought we learn more about Nikki's experience on Last Comic Standing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game from his younger years with his friends who have mobster names, punishing cucumbers and a Weekly Sports Moment where they need more clarity from Joe Buck himself! They play his message in Fanthrax along with other fun bestie messages about legs and moments the pod came in handy... not that kind of handy! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin. You Heard It Here First, what is baby corn anyway, no thanks to "udder butter" and our primitive brains suck. Nikki shares her latest Reddit saves and Andrew talks about how he blurs the age difference between him and Brenna by not dressing old. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voicemails really give them all the swells. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, assertive vs. aggressive, raunchy lyrics from 1981 and Andrew's Sports Moment rails again cancel culture. Besties bring it in the Fanthrax segment and we discover an early video of Andrew. In the Final Thought, they talk about the "men" in mental health. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, Nikki shares a video she made for Bob Saget's charity the Scleroderma Research Foundation. In the Final Thought, Andrew gives Nikki a nudge to write a song with a double meaning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.