
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
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#222 Call Him "Bine"
Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feelings, the weight of a soul and setting boundaries with a mom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#221 Tunnel Vision w/ Bestie “Em”
Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes. They introduce a new segment called Besties Being Guesties which features Bestie “Em” who listens to the pod while on patrol as a police officer. After learning a couple of things about co’uhl by-laws and dildos on the scene, Nikki brings up some new details about her upcoming special in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#220 Closed Captions
Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk about the challenges of losing hair. You Heard It Here First, don't piss in milkshakes, comedy cures depression unless no one takes your card and Nikki loves tired guys. Andrew calls his dad to assuage Nikki's fears about her parents getting caught with high cancer bills and in Reddit Dump we learn how to pick the perfect lipstick, listen to the perfect sound and Nikki sings some jingles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#219 A Drowned Worm
Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First: don't follow the dead face trend, don't get overdressed for a wedding and make your vows quick, learning to interpret art through a cultural course on Taylor Swift sounds ideal and Nikki does care about cutting up expensive clothes to have sex. In the Top1 Bottom1 segment Andrew's mind gets blow when he learns about appliances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#218 An Odd Duck (Fanthrax)
Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping a friend in check during Germany's America's Next Top Model, a pussy finger, a friendship break up and notes filled with love from the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#217 Berry Of Entry
Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment and in the Final Thought Nikki is shocked that Andrew doesn't know how to "turn Japanese".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#216 Just Check The Pulse
Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterlife because of Tyler Henry, finding treasure and uncomfortable job interviews. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she watches a video a ton of Besties wanted her to see, tips about not getting back to people and do men have someone that cares about them? In the Final Thought, Nikki decides she wants more drama on her next reality TV show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#215 The Dirty Locker Thing
In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is frustrated about going to a car dealership more so than almost dying on her last flight that had a new pilot. You Heard It Here First: groups are gross, someone got a better deal than Julie at GoodWill and the most anonymous celebrity relationship ever. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about Friends the TV show and ones they had/have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#214 It Can Be Both
Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#213 Mullet House
This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest guys on TV. They think about celebrity crushes and longevity of attraction. You Heard It Here First, no one is getting enough sleep and the not cool things said by exes. They play Finish My UberEats Order and determine if they could really shop for one another at the grocery store or pharmacy. In the Final Thought, Nikki wants to understand why people sign up for workout classes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#212 Glased and Amused
Microscopes in science class were always a hit for Nikki and Andrew but don't count on them zooming in on a cat's tongue. Nikki would do a whole set in the Elizabeth Holmes voice. Andrew gets the Met Gala all wrong and Nikki hates it until she's invited. Andrew gets the same advice you'd get about being on shaky bridge about period sex. Nikki is looking forward to being on the Wendy Williams Show with Michael Rapaport and never throwing a first pitch again. You Heard It Here First, don't expose yourself in the office. Nikki's Reddit Dump gets them talking about handwriting, plowing butterflies with a car and 3 wishes to be granted by a genie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#211 Genetically Loose Mouth
It's the morning after the premiere of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Nikki loved the person she saw on the show but has been sleep losing sleep over what to do in life. Andrew was happy to have his girlfriend's support despite catching his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Nikki talks about the behind the scenes of the moment she told her boyfriend Chris she loves him. You Heard It Here First, hold hands and feel better and a picture with Taylor Swift goes far on Grindr. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss moments of Nikki's reality TV show and share a little bit more from behind the scenes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#210 Get On The Floor
It's good to be back in studio with your Bestie and see your other Bestie on a larger screen. Today is Nikki Glaser Day in STL and hopefully critics will see Nikki is more than "back alley humor". Nikki and Andrew are inspired to talk about the effect of comedy as Nikki is on a George Carlin kick. Andrew thinks his cat hates him because he is not as flexible as his girlfriend. Nikki has an odd timed appearance schedule and looks forward to being on Watch What Happens Live! w/ Andy Cohen tonight. You Heard it Here First; a crime solving duck, a debate on cheating and a silly brawl in sports. Nikki doesn't care too much about throwing the first pitch at the Cardinals game this evening but she does care about giving advice to Besties on Fanthrax!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#209 Anyone But Myself
Nikki wants to help Andrew through his recent depression and it doesn't bog her down for her appearances. Today in NY, she was on two shows on Barstool Sports and Good Morning America where she got to work alongside her hero Sarah Silverman. They talk a positive approach to life they've learned from persons with disabilities. The news makes them question their habits, has a moment where a phone is not important, the songs of their birth year and Nikki's take on the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial. Nikki's Reddit Dump has stuff that feels illegal, a funeral crasher story and thoughts on when to be confrontational.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#208 Juggling Chainsaws
Nikki is in an old timey hotel in NYC and connects with Andrew after lots of tour dates and traveling over the weekend. She needs some clarity on last minute plans with his family, goats and a donkey. Andrew is in an emotional state and Nikki brings up her apprehension about the Nashville gig. In the news they learn about celebrity friendships with wide age gaps, what it's like to live by a golf course, bad home decisions and Nikki doesn't think it's a big deal that Ben Affleck was on Raya. In Top1 Bottom1 they get into a little bit more about their big weekend moments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#207 Fanthrax & Warts Only
Nikki and Andrew try to dissect her apprehension about listening to fan voicemails. They are always funny and sweet and Nikki can focus on dissecting warts instead. Besties leave messages about anticipating the premiere of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Mispronounciations, a questionable co'uhl, warts!!!, a Zoom blunder, Canada border patrol and the life of a retail employee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#206 Nikki Glaser Day
Nikki and Andrew discuss how things get "lost in textlation". They recall a funny meet up with a Bestie and remember the last time they laughed to themselves. Nikki is gearing up to throw the first pitch at a Cardinals game when St. Louis will celebrate Nikki Glaser Day on April 28th. She will get the key to the city which she hopes will open up all the janitor closets. They talk about tips to throwing the perfect pitch and Sean Murphy's butt. You Heard It Here First: kindergartners accidentally drink tequila, science projects, penis sizes around the world, and Nikki is caring less and less about Taylor Swift headlines.They Finish each other's sentence about bad habits they'd love to let go of. In the Final Thought they have the perfect tagline to Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which premieres on E! on May 1st.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#205 Salmon Shirt
The pod merch is reaching Besties and we're all very happy about it! Nikki and Andrew are separated because Andrew has the C word and had to deal with it on his birthday. Despite that he is in good spirits and so is Nikki for having to cancel her trip to Los Angeles as a result. Nikki had the weirdest three hours of her life last night. You Heard It Here First, a lawsuit that Andrew might win and the ups and downs of working with your lover. Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder, Nikki shares her Reddit saves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#204 Cool Face
According to Andrew, Nikki is dressed like a barfly. She's ok with that and also with calling out mistakes on her face. As they anticipate Andrew's birthday, they get into when they became adults. Ever wonder what it's like to get a gift from Whitney Cummings? Nikki shares how she got hers after appearing on her podcast. You Heard It Here First: hopefully they won't lose a leg in Texas, it's ok if you bend your rim and Obama vs a Fly. Fanthrax is short and sweet with voicemails about a cool face, live pictures and a cop cracking up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#203 Down MacDougal, Left On 3rd Street
Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates. Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries out there. You Heard It Here First, Andrew explains why guys are always touching their junk and a look at a 115 foot wave we never want to ride. Nikki and Andrew share the story of kissing their partner for the first time and then about performing in front of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#202 Don't Be A Streaker
Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump has a lot of gems including a dog having a bad day, cool things to know, Carlisle Forrester's restaurant video. In The Final Thought Nikki gives Andrew a present from a Bestie and talks about her experience meeting them in Canada.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#201 Red Flag, Green Flag
Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation and Nikki was close to getting cancelled on Air Canada. You Heard It Here First, this optical illusion can tell you more about your brain, multi tasking is not real and TikTok can consumer all of your time. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss "favors" and Nikki remembers one of her favorite moments from Perfect Strangers 2 in the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#200 Fanthrax Only
Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. In the Fanthrax part of the show, Besties share their collection of co'uhls, an old screen name and some funny mispronunciations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#199 A Dirty For Every Day
Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the Youtube Awards pre show that involved Norm MacDonald and Nikki explains why the song Dirty Pop always gets stuck in her head. You Heard It Here First, lightening did strike but was it worth it? Get into the G Zone and we all care about Emil Wakim performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Andrew premieres his new segment Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment, where he shares one from his teenage years getting caught with weed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#198 Record of The Year
Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unless Andrew is your boss, it's safe to return your library book in NY and Nikki does care about Camila Cabello's feelings. In Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a video of a retail employee that made her laugh, a wart story that gave her a giggle and her new fascination with Tyler Henry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#197 Getting Into Deep Water
Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You Heard It Here First, we are closing the wage gap, a local restaurant stands up to a bully, pets can help you get into a relationship and Nikki does care about nude scenes but probably shouldn't. In the Top1 Bottom1 they talk about the movie Deep Water and deconstruct it into the Final Thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#196 We It Up
Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show to go to a basketball game, listen to fun voicemails on the Fanthrax segment and in the Final Thought, Nikki shares another new bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#195 The Story I Want To Tell
Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew share their thoughts on cheap hacks for the face, side effects of social media and why couples argue. The brutal honesty closes the show as Nikki talks about her admiration for Taylor Tomlinson that was at first hard to be open about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#194 Doctor Swift
Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?". You Heard It Here First: There is still no spray tan hack, Nikki is lucky to be height blind and congratulations to Taylor Swift! A couple of good finds in Nikki's Reddit Dump and a little bit more about meeting your heroes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#193 Ten Sauces
Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about a missed in memoriam tribute and the Top 1 Bottom 1 features takes on the Will Smith and Chris Rock debacle at the Oscars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#192 A Squishy Marshmallow
The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on Kim K's controversial statement and in the news they cover OnlyFans, nail salons and when is a good time to change a baby's name. Nikki shares tweets she likes and cringe videos in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought Lauren has her Spanish tested. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#191 Besties Question The Pod, Again!
Nikki and Andrew are joined by Anya Marina in the first part of the show. Nikki has a lot to share, a new pillow and an update on her relationship status. They discuss being selfless in a relationship before departing with Anya. They dub a new segment led by Besties an old name; Burning Questions For Bob. Nikki still can't get that darn ring off but that doesn't stop her and Andrew from getting into all sorts of fun topics.For more Nikki and Andrew:nikkiglaser.comandrewcollincomedy.cominstagram.com/nikkiglaserpod Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#190 Karate Chop w/ Anya Marina
Nikki and Andrew are joined by BFF and tourmate Anya Marina. Nikki discusses her time babysitting her nephew and giving a 3 hour performance. Nikki and Anya review Love Is Blind 2 but Andrew has a pitch for a spinoff, Love is Deaf. You Heard It Here First: checkout Nikki, Andrew and Anya on tour, elevator etiquette and another embarrassing moment caught on Zoom. They get into the habit of eating their own bodies then cover bad words on Top 1 Bottom 1. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#189 Trace Evidence
Nikki can hear clearly now, but only on one side. Andrew has a proudest moment while losing his hearing at a rap concert back in the day. They didn't know it but Nikki has a HUGE announcement, Besties get first dibs on hearing it. They discuss times they thought they would be murdered, sexy secrets and pandemic TV. You Heard It Here First, ham drop...ped dead, Britney saved herself and a new softer combat sport. On Fanthrax Besties react to a controversial Fboy Island moment, tell a story about a mispronunciation and react to a co'uhl invitation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#188 Remember The Day
Nikki is adamant about getting rid of the Ego and Andrew is adamant about getting good water pressure. After receiving a critique Nikki is questioning her efforts of trying something new. You Heard It Here First, a bat prank, FBoy Island's Garret gets stuck and the best way to not get a stroke. They play Ester Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game about the days they miss. In the Final Thought Andrew found himself in an unlikely place. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#187 No But Yeah
Nikki and Andrew both found a new shirt that they forgot about in their hotel rooms. They talk about their suitcase habits, Nikki learns there might be a flaw in her skydiving skin belief, the goal post always shifting in comedy and premeditated thank you notes. Nikki and Andrew talk about the collared shirt debacle on the driving range. You Heard It Here First: Sad Florida story, a wrong house for sale and Nikki does care about The Bachelor's Daria Rose's wardrobe bill. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about beach activities and round out the show with floaters, which are actually just dirt in Nikki's contacts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#186 Beluga Squishy Head
Andrew had some annoyance at the gym because of a bench issue which leads Nikki to plead for people to have more empathy. She also explains dealing with a disagreement she had with a friend. Nikki shows off a new contraption she made for her migraine. You Heard It Here First, Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy family?, Andrew's incredible story that involves a Blackjack table and his friends Rusty and Lettuce, a last minute cancellation and a very sad sports moment. In Fanthrax, Besties share a whale video that Nikki thinks is fake, an unfinished butt dial story, why they "I" so much, love from New Delhi and a mispronunciation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#185 Besties Question The Pod
Nikki, Andrew and Noa meet up late in the day and buck the regular format to answer questions that Besties submitted on Instagram. Nikki talks more about her friend Hül (with the closing curtain) and loves that she went on a friendship blind date with Noa. They also talk about a Nikki's butt dial before getting into questions. The Besties questioned the pod ...and they did good! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#184 Kanye Does It Too!
Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew made her laugh the hardest before they pivot to dissecting the Kanye documentary on Netflix jeen-yuhs. You Heard It Here First, teeth can hide and how to cover up a loud coital session. Nikki's Reddit Dump covers ventriloquist tricks, poking fun at American accents, asparagus pee, mispronunciation, thongs and daily hacks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#183 Captain Crunch Lung
The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their tour dates in Vancouver and Winnipeg in April and share a fun fact about each place. They play a geography game before getting into a news story about a Bestie. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss cereals and in the Final Thought they tease a lot of topics that they'll never get to. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#182 The Same Esophagus
This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal condoms are now legit and why a breathalyzer on a phone is a great idea. Besties from around the globe leave messages for the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought, Nikki expresses her gratitude and helps Andrew find fake retro band shirts. Andrew correctly reminds her it's a "ham drip" before Nikki gives a riveting teaser for next week's episodes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#181 A Cute Pain
Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here First, a party bus with no party is not a party bus, killer noodles and Nikki almost felt what Andrew does when he thinks he's sick. They play Answer The Internet by Barstool Sports but seriously this time and give their real takes on a lip tattoo, something they don't want to run out of and Gisele Bundchen. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#180 Last Chance Gas
Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo, shortest celebrity relationships and Nikki does care about Britney Spears' upcoming memoir. Hollywood beliefs, possibly profane Grover, a French twist, Nokia ringtone origin and irrational fears are all in Nikki's Reddit Dump. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#179 Snake On A Leash
Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't sure how they feel about them. They talk about the issues with cancel culture before getting to the news. You Heard It Here First; update on the shark attack victim, a new but old spin on dating and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment thoughts on a very pricey NBA collector's card. Besties leave voicemails about a cringe phone call, a nipple consolation, a co'uhl date and an explanation in Fanthrax Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#178 This Is What It Is
Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a stab at reading the news while Nikki and Andrew react to a shark attack, a child under the stairs, a branding failure and they care about a quiz she has. They play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game and get into a conversation around taboos. In The Final Thought, Nikki talks about why she dropped her bad gum habit. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#177 Learn To Toggle (the Big Announcement!)
It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted a picture of Nikki's nephew on the Nikki Glaser Pod Instagram account by mistake. Andrew corrects his hazy memory, Nikki explains how to pitch a show to a network and they have a quick chat about yesterday's Wordle. Nikki shares videos of kids being cute, learns about gold and a sexless generation in her Reddit Dump. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#176 More Close Up
Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki met a whale shark guy over the weekend and now loves the sound of a blowhole. You Heard It Here First, say no to fish in your picture, big heads and the Super Bowl halftime show review. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they discuss romantic gestures. Nikki feels good about receiving a relative's ashes before reviewing the We Need to Talk About Cosby doc in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#175 The Magellan Effect
Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to left to prove. Besties come through with funny stories in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought they talk about the photos they got of girls in relationships vs. single and further dissect Nikki's theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#174 F-Onesie
Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They bring back Collection of Co'uhls and in the Final Thought, Nikki does not fire any shots at all. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#173 More On Time
Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go whale watching this weekend and gives Andrew a pep talk to get him on board. You Heard It Here First, death by orgasm, saying burglar is hard and over acting in Hollywood. Nikki's Reddit Dump shows us 2 uncanny coincidences and makes us ask questions about turn offs and things we would never do again. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.