The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon, first kisses and first sex and how Jon Hamm fell into the story of Nikki and Chris falling in love. You Heard It Here First: A man was finally mic'd having an orgasm but not like we wanted, dancing is a depresh killer and the article on Nikki on Esquire.com that you must read. This episode was a little challenging for us because of the circumstance but it means a lot to be able to do this for you. We hope you enjoy it. xoxo. ----- Please subscribe to our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called Earrape (disirregardlessly). They listen to a bunch of Fanthrax voicemails that cover Swifty dance parties, a mispronunciation, forest sex, 1st orgasms and dating advice. --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret mission. Andrew is hanging on to the edge of his seat by his fissure. Chris Convy also joins to help recap the story. While we drop the pod weekly please catch up on past episodes and videos. Xoxo. ------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower, Andrew and Noa aren't used to it. While her partner is away Nikki has been trying to use music to masturbate and at the same time has a new appreciation for "Daddy" Porn. ATTN Besties: We will be putting out one podcast per week for the next 3 weeks as Nikki recovers from vocal surgery. Please catch up on the pods you've missed and follow us on Instagram for updates. -xoxo ---------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress' rap career. In the Fanthrax segment Besties leave voicemails about working in restaurants, wanting an update on Anya's lost bikini, awkward movie scenes, why Nikki is a bird and feeling seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she was a teacher. In the news, You Heard It Here First, they decide that stealing from restaurants is not cool, Nikki hasn't seen cum in years and the consensus is to leave Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde alone. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ----------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find out about a race in STL, that a penis is not breathtaking and who has a better orgasm. In the Final Thought Andrew tells how he pranks his girlfriend Brenna. ------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the behind the scenes of her show opening, the political roast segment, working with kids and interviews with Danny DeVito and Jameela Jamil. Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle talk about not being able to listen to their comedy sets, making unhealthy comparisons and Instagram vs. reality posts. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they all share some funny stories about traveling on a plane and discover why Andrew and Producer Noa can never sit together. -------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ------------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki tells Chris she has no idea what kind of engagement ring she wants and her younger self to find Allen Carr's The Easy Way To Stop Drinking sooner. In the Fanthrax segment they help a Bestie out with addiction and hair loss and get some breaking news from a Bestie who is monitoring a potential friendship between Nikki and Taylor Swift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his High School football days. In the Final Thought Nikki is not sure how she will keep quiet during sex after vocal surgery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs. Chris may take the relationship to a new level now that Nikki has a picture of him on her lock screen. While in Boston, Nikki went all out and bought a ring to remind her of Poppy's sass. She is reading the book Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself and is now a believer of manifestations. In the Final Thought they go through Nikki's Reddit Dump. ------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew remember colloquialisms from their early days. Nikki is so done with forwards and introductions in books. They discuss 'The Princess' and Nikki points out the jealous in Princess Di and Prince Charles' relationship. They discuss the good, bad and ugly of a punchline about Jewish people. Nikki gives more details about her upcoming vocal surgery and luckily the procedure won't require something from one of Noa's metal albums. Nikki and Andrew had some recent interactions with fans. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they talk about parties that they've been to. ------------------------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib. He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give her more of a reason to zone out in the elevator. Andrew tries to manifest a new penis. Nikki admits that women find it hard to ask guys to use condoms, Ben and Andrew admit that men want sex no matter what. In Fanthrax, Besties leave voicemails about rectal care, fighting rudeness with kindness and learning dirty words by accident. -------------------------------------------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are excited to talk to Ben Gleib about his new special THE MAD KING which is available for free. Andrew's mouth can't help but add some sound effects while Nikki tells Ben about her favorite jokes from the special. Ben points out something problematic with Nikki's PSA about sharing the road with cyclists. Nikki pays scrupulous attention to porn analytics and that is too much for Ben's ADHD. They play the Blankest Thing and discuss the "smartest" thing they've ever done. This leads to conversations about relationships, how to find confidence and beating speech impediments. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is rounding out the week with Chris Convy and Good Will's new potential ambassador Julie Glaser. Nikki and Chris may take a note from Andrew's book about a king sized bed. Julie recalls the time from Nikki's childhood when she became a bitch (not her words). Nikki and Chris discuss their favorite Norm Macdonald jokes, Nikki does 2 second impersonations and Julie talks about her lung. In Fanthrax, besties discuss gibberish techniques, Peter Park of Fboy Island and lies that parents tell. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of good questions and good answers are had between Nikki and her guests Chris Convy and Anya Marina. Communication between men, how Hillary Duff was an ally to the gay community and staying away from toxic positivity are on top of mind. Anya brings her dad's energy to a discussion about being better around people you care about and how to handle Nikki's rollercoaster of emotions. They play Never Have I Ever... a game that one of them has already played once today. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew catch up with their pal Ian Fidance who hosts the new podcast Bein' Ian ...w Jordan. Ian reminds everyone about the time he had to check Andrew's penis at Au Bon Pain. Nikki shares how she met Ian on the set of Bonnie McFarlane's movie and what their roles were. They talk about tattoo culture and break ups. In order to save her voice and still make her commitments, Nikki invites a college radio DJ named Justin to interview her on the pod for a very funny mashup. Noa gives them a quiz about Gen Z terminology and they all understood the assignment! ----------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is in her hotel room and joined but her BFFs Andrew and Anya Marina. She explains how her boyfriend "deflowered her" recently. Anya learns about Andrew's nipple issue which sparks a conversation about first bras. Nikki gives a lesson in gibberish and kudos if you got it. Anya has been watching docuseries one of which is The Deep End and the other is about revenge porn. Nikki peels apart the porn industry and also explains what she enjoys. You Heard It Here First: men don't like violent porn and a penis is the mode in pie ala mode. With the finale of FBoy Island on HBO Max airing they reveal more of what went on behind the scenes. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki considers changing her name to Nikki th6 Goddess. Not really. She's back in Los Angeles while Andrew is in studio touching the stuffed animals in indecent ways. They talk about celebrity couples who are on Dancing With The Stars vs ones performing sex scenes. Andrew tells a new story he's working on for his Nashville tour date. Nikki does care about what Sidney Sweeney has to to say about the unglamorous and expensive side of Hollywood. They play the Esther Perel game Where Should We Begin? and tell stories about hurting someone unintentionally. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew have a Disney moment over the filthy mic cover that is still on the floor of the studio. Nikki touches upon Esther Perel's article on Relationship Myths but it seems like Andrew pays attention to the wrong parts. Nikki has a question for women who don't want to give blowjobs. Andrew has been getting heartburn during sex. Nikki digs deeper into her perfectionism and Andrew tries to sell her on a new luggage idea. Nikki does care about CO2 emissions but is not giving Taylor Swift grief. She shares the Reddit threads she's been reading late at night and in the Final Thought finds a new sex toy at her local pharmacy. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is a little puffy from having so many nightmares. She recaps her time at Just For Laughs Montreal and updates Andrew on her latest Columbine read. Andrew spent his weekend watching House of Gucci and hanging with "the boys". They analyze FBoy Island in the segment F Anal Eyeland by answering questions submitted from Besties via Instagram. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki swears she washed all the manure off her hands from the mulch she picked up while walking Luigi. Nikki and Andrew relate to each other on impulsivity. Now that her home is organized, there is less to complain about. Another positive note, Nikki is starting to care less about what exterior forces think. She and Andrew talk about the pressures of crowd work. Nikki makes a promise about her next special and Andrew promises to never leave a cat in a burning building again. Besties leave messages for the Fanthrax segment about bailing on friends, wide vaginas and Taylor Swift. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted to meet Nikki on the street and she has video evidence. Before getting into the news about massage parlors and snacks from childhood they discuss raw dogging during sex. Andrew shares a long succinct short story in his segment about a fight on the golf course. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is back in studio with Andrew Collin. They talk a little more about her "girl's trip" and ads on a PSA for pilots. Nikki is not miffed about a review Anya sent her on Good Clean Filth. She saw some familiar faces in the green room at Late Night w/ Seth Meyers last week. You Heard It Here First: Nikki and Andrew talk about the behind the scenes moments that were not shown during an intense day at FBoy Island, which you can watch now on HBO Max. Nikki's Reddit Dump has some crystal ball humor, advice about the last drop of pee and a good "Me IRL". In the Final Thought Nikki tells Andrew about a private island she visited. Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG More producer Noa: IG See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw! Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod do too. Nikki got to meet Andrew's dream guy and he gave her a compliment that felt good. With time for only one voice message in the Fanthrax segment, Nikki gets a surprise call from her BFF. FBoy Island is now on HBO MAX, Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth premieres on HBO MAX on Saturday July 16th. Tune in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends. Just in time for the premiere of FBoy Island season 2 on HBO Max, Nikki finds a headline that she really likes about it. They play The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done and reveal their "couhlest" moments!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss bailing on people, The Worst Person in The World and if porn can be a retirement plan. Nikki goes through her Reddit Dump and has some great picks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation about body image issues we have during sex. You Heard It Here First: The Suicide Lifeline gets a new number in time for Nikki's HBO Comedy Special Good Clean Filth and babies are role models. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about things you would find in a hotel room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations. Leave us your voicemail: Voicemail Line Visit & subscribe to our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells how long you'll live, Nikki called it, Cameron Diaz "unretires" and Nikki clears the air on a sensational headline that pitted her against Kim Kardashian. Lots of silly Reddit Dumps including this great joke by comedian Austin Lonnenberg. In the Final Thought Nikki tells a story from her 4th of July about an outburst she had at a restaurant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so bad unless you have no Kegel muscles. Besties helping Besties and one with a dad similar to EJ leave voicemails for Fanthrax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relationships and oxytocin. Andrew shares his untold dentist story on Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle segment.In the Final Thought Nikki explains why she had a vibrator put in an unlikely place and why she is not so pleased with Wendy Williams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First; Nitrous at the dentist is always a "yes", festivals will make you happy but stuff on the news won't. Nikki's Reddit Dump makes her ponder if it's possible to be friends with a friend with benefits long term.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they each talk about fashion trends for their sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a mailbox and jealousy is nefarious. You Heard It Here First, don't get drunk and try to sell your car and women don't have enough orgasms from penetration. Besties leave fun voicemails in the Fanthrax segment. And Nikki might finally have a cool night sleep when she gets home from vacation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the  #whosyourdoggieseries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to 1995 and an aggressive Sunny-D commercial. Andrew drops 2 jokes that Nikki heard late. She clears some things about the Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Finale before getting to Reddit Dump. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about school subjects. Nikki closes the show reading a letter she wrote sucking up to her science teacher and figures out which Britney Spears song she became. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast.  You Heard It Here First, Nikki might have Witzelsucht syndrome and this podcast might be a band or a family. Or both? After discussing important "shower leans" they hear a voicemail from a Bestie which prompts Andrew to come up with a new monicker for the listeners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help each other fill in the gaps about meeting for the first time about 20 years ago. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Andrew discuss long term relationships, commitments and not wanting the party to end. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki got her phone stolen but doesn't care too much and a majority in the room would eat poop to look young. Nikki finds all sorts of treasures in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought she admits that she loved getting attacked by a bird for her birthday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio.They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In the Final Thought Taylor gives her perspective as the passenger that time Nikki hit a man with her car. Do not miss the video version of the show, subscribe to The Nikki Glaser Podcast Youtube channel now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the Mona Lisa is kinda overrated and hold a tampon box to get through a crowd faster. They play a twist on Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game. Nikki had an epiphany in therapy and tells Andrew a story about getting shushed in a rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell). You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes and dislikes are both bad and Nikki enjoyed the new Sheryl Crow doc so much that she is beginning to sound like her. In her Reddit Dump Nikki shares her relatable and funny finds. Check out the video version of the show on The Nikki Glaser Podcast Channel on YT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks.Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls, creepy history and a ball duster! Check out Anthony DeVito's new special for free and get some discounted pod merch until 5/31: podshop.nikkiglaser.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Heard It Here First, 'retail therapy' is not therapy and it's ok to take your ex's stuff if you really want it. Andrew successfully makes Nikki feel "seen" in the Finish My UberEats Order segment. Nikki's final thought includes her confusion about Letterman coming out of retirement to interview celebrities.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki really liked Adam Sandler's speech at NYU and what are all the thespians to do? In Reddit Dump Nikki brings up a lot of good saved questions and anecdotes to ponder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her Sam Harris meditation about physical responses to feelings. You Heard It Here First; around the web people are putting their heads in hangers, taking bad couples photos and musicians are calling out their labels for being co'uhl. In Top1 Bottom1 they go around the horn about karaoke songs. In Final Thought a strange story from a meet and greet still has them confused.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.