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S2 Ep 198The Secret of Happiness

This week's clips are from Autumn 2020 when a certain Boris Johnson insisted we shouldn't have parties, we were envious of Swedes (not the vegetable) and there was a protest parade about pretty much everything.

Oct 24, 202234 min

S2 Ep 197The Hamburger Issue

It was two years ago and there was the curious case of the see-through premier, confusion about Level 42, some concern about burgers and a slight communication breakdown.

Oct 17, 202232 min

S2 Ep 196The groin issue

This week, Donald Trump's fans get that sinking feeling, the government threatened us to get back to teh office, I lose track of time and a man shares a little too much

Oct 10, 202230 min

S2 Ep 195Watch out, communists about

This week's clips are from when the English football team proved a disappointment, David Blaine did something odd with ice and Donald Trump flipped out when he saw where he was staying in London.

Oct 3, 202235 min

S2 Ep 194Irate in Uxbridge

This week's clips are from Autumn 2020 and follow on from last week's podcast, in which a chap thought I should give away all my money, we were reminiscing about the days before Bodger Johnson took over, our new trade deal-maker was announced to be an Australian, and a man in Johnson's constituency was not totally satisfied with everything, especially me.

Sep 27, 202225 min

S2 Ep 193It's all my fault!

It was Autumn 2020 and I get interrupted by a digital intrusion, I have a heated debate wit a bloke who thinks I am the problem, pick a fight with Australia and America and at the end there's a great call from this weekend just gone.

Sep 20, 202235 min

S2 Ep 192Strictly who?

This week's clips are from a pretty important period in which the wheels started coming off the clown car, I take a fiery call from one of the usual suspects and fail to recognise some celebrities.

Sep 5, 202234 min

S2 Ep 191Millions of visitors

This week's clips have people fighting like cats and dogs, I talk about waiting for the music, the government were telling us to go outside after telling us to stay indoors and there's a curious tale about a balcony invasion

Aug 29, 202235 min

S2 Ep 190Italian food is very dangerous

It was August two years ago and the government were telling us to go back to work after telling us not to, I have some good advice for a TV show set to return and we remember when no-one was allowed in the front room.

Aug 22, 202230 min

S2 Ep 18916 cats in the kitchen

This weeks clips include me explaining what's wrong with other drivers, I prove that no-one is interested in a cultural institution at the centre of a BIG row and I make a prediction about Donald Trump

Aug 15, 202233 min

S2 Ep 188Soberish

This week's podcast follows on from last week's clips and features a square sheep, a silly song and raging at roads.

Aug 8, 202234 min

S2 Ep 187The square sheep

This week's clips we were perplexed by the world's most expensive sheep, I measured the size of Nigel Farage's mouth and people were getting wound up by a song

Aug 2, 202231 min

S2 Ep 1861.4 billion interesting people

This week’s clips are from the start of the Mad Bat Disease. It hadn’t hit yet but van drivers were thinking about getting security and tourists were told not to act like they were on holiday!

Jul 25, 202233 min

S2 Ep 185Nightmare house guests

This week’s clips are from Spring 2020 and a man calls from his zoo, a woman calls from her fire engine and I buy a bowler hat.

Jul 18, 202231 min

S2 Ep 184Sayonara Croydon

This week’s clips are from Spring 2020, in which a lady recreates Noah’s Ark, there’s things you don’t want to see in a pandemic, The Goop Woman Strikes Back, being late for the Sex Pistols and the War of the Worlds.

Jul 11, 202233 min

S2 Ep 183Vegetables aren’t grizzly

This week’s clips are from the start of the Mad Bat Disease, there were reports of disappointment at the supermarket, we learned how not to get divorced, I had a holiday disaster and received one of the most mystifying calls ever.

Jul 4, 202230 min

S2 Ep 182These nuts taste funny

This week, there’s new rules about money, a loo with a view, the musty aroma of a pub and I look forward to a dental appointment.

Jun 27, 202232 min

S2 Ep 181It weren’t me!

This week’s clips are from early 2020 when we were just hearing about the Mad Bat Disease and some people were taking advantage, there’s a phoney French listener with material and a confusing message from New York.

Jun 20, 202228 min

S2 Ep 180A genius restaurant promotion

This week’s clips are from when we were just hearing about the Mad Bat Disease and include a restauranteur with an idea, a man who offers to subject himself to free beer and panic buying was afoot.

Jun 13, 202236 min

S2 Ep 179A bucket of mist

These clips include science advice from a self confessed genius, we were trying not to touch our faces and were frightened of running out of toilet paper

Jun 6, 202228 min

S2 Ep 178Chimps with nukes

This week’s clips include a mystifying call about the truth, there’s a worrying development in the animal kingdom and Bodger Johnson spies a job creation opportunity.

May 30, 202232 min

S2 Ep 177The bathroom ballet

This week, there’s the rules of the bathroom dance, we were freaking out about washing our hands and I found that animals are playing catch-up.

May 23, 202231 min

S2 Ep 176The Toilet Issue

This week’s clips from two years ago include me not getting calmed about a dental visit, the Eurovision Song Contest was imminent and no-one had seen the Dear Leader in a while.

May 16, 202241 min

S2 Ep 175Absent without leave

This week’s clips are from two years ago when people were wondering where Bodger had got to, as he seemed to have disappeared. Turns out he was selling himself to the highest Russian bidder, a man called with something unfathomable and listeners pick fights with each other.

May 9, 202230 min

S2 Ep 174How much for a toaster?!

In this week’s clips we were trying to save the planet, one plastic bag at a time, there was alarming news on the price of a kitchen gadget and we hear about the surprising stuff people found in the street.

May 1, 202234 min

S2 Ep 173Flip-flop heaven

This week we were enjoying our all-new passports, a voter is not entirely satisfied with how his decision turned out and I explain why some footwear is ill advised.

Apr 26, 202231 min

S2 Ep 172Where’s Bodger?

This week’s clips are from two years ago when Bodger Johnson had done one of his disappearing acts, people had started to turn anti-packaging and we get a lecture from a bank.

Apr 19, 202240 min

S2 Ep 171What’s the Queen on?

This week, we find out something alarming about the pandemic, people were upset about the environment, there was a Friends reunion and we discover where the Queen is to be found.

Apr 11, 202231 min

S2 Ep 170George Clooney gets swamped

In this episode we have lots of fun with weather and Bodger Johnson’s place gets a touch-up.

Apr 4, 202231 min

S2 Ep 169How to eat peanut butter

These clips from two years ago include our first taste of panic buying, a listener with material manages to get one by me and a nice lady shares her breakfast routine.

Mar 28, 202227 min

S2 Ep 168Pasta is very dangerous

This week’s clips are from two years ago when people were panic buying lettuce, Meghan Sparkles had not yet been dubbed the Wicked Witch of the West, I was trying not to touch my face and we learned something alarming about pasta.

Mar 23, 202229 min

S2 Ep 167Washing your hands with booze

This week’s clips are from the start of our journey through the mad bat disease, when we were experiencing our first supermarket sweeps of toilet paper and we were trying not to touch our faces.

Mar 14, 202233 min

S2 Ep 166Don’t touch your face!

These clips are from a couple of years ago when I had a Nesquik disaster, we were starting to panic about toilet paper and everyone was going germ-free.

Mar 7, 202239 min

S2 Ep 165Bodger’s holiday mystery

This week’s podcast has me not complaining about feeling ill, I make a prediction about government policy, we talk about the artist Banksy and we were just starting out on our journey with the invisible menace.

Feb 28, 202232 min

S2 Ep 164Asking For A Punch

This week’s clips are from when I had a cold and was also suffering from inhaling a foreign object in my sleep but as you can imagine, I wasn’t complaining about it at all!

Feb 21, 202240 min

S2 Ep 163Something inside my insides

This week there’s more talk of the Death Bat, Donny and Bodger’s relationship sours and I have a go at SUV drivers.

Feb 21, 202232 min

S2 Ep 162Squirrels in the attic

This week’s clips from two years ago include several animal nightmares, a boat load of people get sent to Milton Keynes, something other than the disease was giving us reason to be concerned about China and we got into James Bond’s car.

Feb 7, 202235 min

S2 Ep 161Bats in the attic, squirrels in the loft

This weeks clips are from two years ago when we were expecting a storm, we hadn’t yet started on our Covid nightmare, I had a row with a nice lady about an awful man and I was suffering from a fluffy vermin attack.

Jan 31, 202233 min

S2 Ep 160Inhaling something really bad

This week’s clips include Donald Trump’s weird attraction to a certain animal, there’s an alarming prediction about our future, I take in something that disagrees with me, we were at the very start of the virus thing and Dominic Cummings had yet to test his eyesight, Boris Johnson was our new leader and I get called something I’ve never been called before.

Jan 24, 202230 min

S2 Ep 159Having someone for dinner

This week’s clips are from two years ago when someone wanted to give Bodger a chance, a man had an interesting idea for dinner and there was a storm-a-coming.

Jan 17, 202236 min

S2 Ep 158You could see her arm!

This week’s clips are from two years ago, when we had not yet experienced the delights of Covid or a Boris Johnson leadership. The nation was gripped by a wardrobe malfunction and worried about the state of bees and there’s advice on what not to put in your neighbour’s letter box.

Jan 10, 202235 min

S2 Ep 157A cosy contraception

This week the nation was gripped by an off-the-shoulder number, bees were a problem and a wide range of experts called to talk about things they knew nothing about.

Dec 20, 202129 min

S2 Ep 156Take me to your leader

This week, I have a fight with the equipment, someone doesn't quite understand a Labour Party promise, a storm is coming in, some people get stuck in Milton Keynes and we realise we are not the brightest things on Earth.

Dec 6, 202128 min

S2 Ep 155A sexual disease down under

This week's clips are from the first day of our freedom from the Evil European Overlords, I get a proposal from a lady in Croydon, we fail to spot a celebrity, find a dog's worth £10m and discover something awful about a certain cuddly bear.

Nov 29, 202131 min

S2 Ep 154Fix bayonets!

This week's clips are from the day after we escaped the clutches of the European Socialist Superstate and we were having a LOT of fun. There was a playlist to guess, a portrait to marvel at and a suspicious call from someone who might not be who they said they were.

Nov 22, 202134 min

S2 Ep 153Dusting your nick-knacks

It was the day after our glorious escape from our evil European overlords and everyone was in a great mood, including me. There was a small cloud on our horizon of a mysterious invisible menace brewing in China but apart from that we were all fired up and full of beans. This show was a hoot.

Nov 15, 202138 min

S2 Ep 152We're out!

It is the day this podcast has been building up to for a while now and it finally arrived. We left the EU on the 31st of January 2020 and Nick Ferrari was on air for the glorious moment. I followed afterwards and here's a flavour of what happened, with some predictions of what might happen next, which were either very right, or very wrong.

Nov 9, 202128 min

S2 Ep 151Keep taking the pills

This week, Australia was on fire, China was reacting to a virus that hadn't got here yet, I had a dicky tummy and Donald Trump allowed companies to pollute America's rivers - good job that wouldn't happen here, eh?

Nov 1, 202128 min

S2 Ep 150Pasta is a vegetable

This week's clips are from the week before we left the Evil European Socialist Superstate, President Tangerine Scream reclassified food, I was bravely putting up with a dodgy stomach and Boris Johnson said something stupid.

Oct 26, 202135 min

S2 Ep 149Morons on motorbikes

We were just a week away from our glorious future outside the evil EU superstate, word was coming from China about a mysterious new illness and I was recovering from a dodgy oyster.

Oct 18, 202139 min