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S2 Ep 280The Fabulous Whiner

This week's clips are from just after Donald Trump lost the last election but couldn't bring himself to admit it.

Jun 24, 202429 min

S2 Ep 279An Explosive Stunt

This week's clips are from Winter 2020, when the weather bore a striking similarity to Summer 2024. We hear of the departure of a "genius" and what Boris Johnson's other half gets called behind her back.

Jun 17, 202433 min

S2 Ep 278A Smash and Grab Raid

In this week's clips from 2020, we find out something about a famous railway line and hear of the dangers of a certain type of meat.

Jun 10, 202426 min

S2 Ep 277All aboard!

This week, a podcast of two halves. There's clips from just after the last U.S. elections and a bang-up-to-date rant about Fishi's battlebus.

Jun 3, 202428 min

S2 Ep 276The problem with wazzocks

In a flashback to 2020, in clips recorded before and after the last U>S> election, we rail against a kettle ban, there's an issue with driving in the rain and a genius departs.

May 27, 202432 min

S2 Ep 275The sandwich issue

No intro or outro this week, I've lost my voice but the clips include a furious reaction about the cheese sandwich issue raised in last week's podcast and the leaf blower controversy howls on.

May 20, 202429 min

S2 Ep 274Thumbs up

This week, the reviews are in for my leaf blower impression from last week, a nice lady fights back against a kettle ban and there's a cheese sandwich controversy.

May 13, 202429 min

S2 Ep 273The leaf-blower incident

This week's clips from October 2020 include me doing my nut in park, a man comes up with the idea of a minister for common sense years before the Tories and there's some crazy rules about kettles.

May 6, 202432 min

S2 Ep 272Fury at the Moon

This week, there's grown-ups shouting at a schoolgirl, a Top Trumps game that goes wrong, I have an issue with electricians and there's some confusion about Boris Johnson's media room

Apr 29, 202429 min

S2 Ep 271A big bit of Polish meat

This week's episode is a total hoot. There's the suspicious amount of money that Boris Johnson spent on getting Russians to furnish a room in Number 10, some outrageous spending by the Home Office and a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend.

Apr 22, 202427 min

S2 Ep 270A set of steak knives and a fondue set

This week, a child takes a crooked maths test and we find out what the government spends on itself when we're not looking.

Apr 15, 202429 min

S2 Ep 269Nailing the phone to the wall

This week's clips include a man calling on an old phone, there's a problem with fish and we find a replacement for Prime Minister Boris Johnson but he might need lots of naps.

Apr 8, 202427 min

S2 Ep 268A holiday invasion

This weeks clips include some wet news from a loch, a reminder of who is responsible for a controversial traffic measure and I pick a place for us all to escape to.

Apr 2, 202429 min

S2 Ep 267Who's Batman?

It was autumn 2020 and I made a prediction about Donald Trump that Donald Trump tried to make come true and we were laughing in the face of what the world had sent us. Think of it as an historical document with giggles.

Mar 26, 202430 min

S2 Ep 266Some Like It Not

This week's clips are from October 2020 when a famous American flew in, a woman was freaked out by her phone and there's some controversy about a classic film.

Mar 18, 202432 min

S2 Ep 265The Silly Mini

This week, we were talking cars, there were some rules about eating that we had to get our heads around, Titchi Suitsize had a plan in his old job and some undeserving types got a massive pay rise

Mar 11, 202430 min

S2 Ep 264Fun with oven mitts

This week, there's a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend featuring a disgruntled man in Blackpool, some clips from October 2022, which include the 'C' word (not that one) and a rant about bus lanes.

Mar 4, 202433 min

S2 Ep 263Lights out at 20pm

This week's clips feature a no-fun Tory conference, we were in the midst of The Thing while getting the B word done and Donald Trump takes a test.

Feb 26, 202434 min

S2 Ep 262A very expensive pooch

This week's clips include a four legged film star, we pull a rat out of the ground to see what the weather will do and a man finds a sexy Brexit benefit

Feb 19, 202429 min

S2 Ep 261There There is

This week's clips are from the day after we got our sovereignty back and feature me ordering things a restaurant had run out of, Nigel Farage unveils a picture and we got some bad news from China

Feb 12, 202433 min

S2 Ep 260A celebrity crank call?

This week's clips are from the day after we got our freedom back, we go over the Brexit festival playlist and I get what I suspect is a joke call from a radio star.

Feb 5, 202431 min

S2 Ep 259A pinch of snuff

This week, I was struggling to sneeze, there was news of exploding meat and fun with a very small camera.

Jan 29, 202430 min

S2 Ep 258Insects on the brain

This week's clips from four years ago feature an uninvited guest in my head, an apocalyptic call from Australia and a dyspeptic Boris Johnson fan.

Jan 22, 202434 min

S2 Ep 257The one where I get locked out

Rummaging round some old tapes, I found the one where I tried to break in to my own house. I think you'll like it more that I did!

Jan 15, 202429 min

S2 Ep 256The dog bowl and the a*** beads

This week, it's a hilarious mash-up of the start of the A-Z of 2019, with a highlight of the A-Z that we just compiled, of 2023. Enjoy!

Jan 8, 202434 min

S2 Ep 255ET calling

This week's clips from 2019 feature President Trump being himself, I get a call from a spaced man, there's fun with glue, a woman goes off-grid and an alien pays a visit.

Dec 18, 202331 min

S2 Ep 254The War On Sanity

Carrying on from last week, there's reaction to an electrical expert's electrical problem, a hairy conundrum, a problem with the weight of time and political sense goes up in smoke.

Dec 11, 202327 min

S2 Ep 253Giving ourselves a clap

This week, we find what Britain is number one at, which war has gone up in a puff of smoke, I have a brief chat with a man who wants to spread the word and an electrical expert calls.

Dec 4, 202329 min

S2 Ep 252The lights go out

This week is a special all-Donny episode in celebration of the time his plans for a state visit to these shores were turned upside down.

Nov 27, 202338 min

S2 Ep 251The Moon-faced Numpty

This week's clips from Spring 2019 feature Theresa May as Prime Minister, some Tories were alarmed at the thought of Boris Johnson replacing her, as though that would ever happen, and there's some instructions from high up. Very high up.

Nov 20, 202331 min

S2 Ep 250The milk criminal

This week, an old adversary calls, I duck out of imitating Ann Widdecombe for health reasons and there's an incident in the kitchenette.

Nov 13, 202330 min

S2 Ep 249Surfers of Doom

This week's clips are mostly from April 2019 when the right wing couldn't make up their minds on whether they wanted actors to talk politics, there was a wave warning, a smoking police officer with a suspicious lock-up and it ends with a brand new clip from last weekend from a caller who has become something of a favourite

Nov 6, 202331 min

S2 Ep 248How are your onions?

This week's clips from 2019 include me getting mistaken for my twin Diane Abbott, a man calls with a solution to stress and ladybirds attack.

Oct 30, 202328 min

S2 Ep 247How's it a sport?

This week's clips from 2019 include me buying a car, Jacob Mee-Smugg says something stupid, a man calls in on hemp and there's two bang-up-to-date calls from last weekend that you may enjoy.

Oct 23, 202331 min

S2 Ep 246Pink boats and whales

This week's clips are of a protest to skirt round, we go looking for sea life and find an alarming recipe for soap.

Oct 16, 202330 min

S2 Ep 245Open season on Dames

It was a week of protests against protests, there was a pink boat with a celebrity onboard and we found a possible benefit of sea levels rising. 

Oct 9, 202328 min

S2 Ep 244No spoilers!

This week's clips include talk about polls, I make a prediction in 2019 that came true in 2023 and we were looking forward to the last series of the biggest show on Earth.

Oct 2, 202330 min

S2 Ep 243What's a black hole like?

This week, in clips from 2019, Mrs M was having a 'mare, we saw a picture of something invisible and take a trip on a magic dolphin.

Sep 25, 202330 min

S2 Ep 242A problem with time

Following on from last week, there was some disagreement about the next James Bond, a woman falls foul of a dress code and there's a cab on the way that will never arrive.

Sep 18, 202330 min

S2 Ep 241Picking the next Bond

This week, there's an 007 issue and an irate call from an irate man, I call out Twitterers, predict Donald Trump's future and wonder at French people.

Sep 11, 202334 min

S2 Ep 240Getting shrunk

This week, I get an appointment with the head doctor, everyone disagrees with everyone all the time and there's a chemical warfare experiment update.

Sep 4, 202330 min

S2 Ep 239Not the Nadine Dorries resignation letter

This week's clips are a mix of old and very new. From 2019 an old lady picked a fight with all young people, an American explains what Britain was going through and Nigel mentions the war. From last weekend, there's a world exclusive: the resignation letter that Nadine Dorries didn't write.

Aug 29, 202331 min

S2 Ep 238A little disagreement

It's 2019 and I make a prediction about Donald Trump, have a heated chat with a Leaver who I bet has changed his mind since we talked four and a half years ago, and we remember when Paulie Walnuts got his nails done. 

Aug 21, 202333 min

S2 Ep 237What's 999,800 between friends?

It was 2019 and we were comparing sizes, a lot of people were ringing to tell me I'd "lost, get over it" and there was an eye-witness to Nigel Farage's super-human abilities.

Aug 14, 202332 min

S2 Ep 236Driving through where?!

In this week's clips from 2019, we were trying to name a prominent Mark, I accurately predict our future, we hear of some unpleasant place names and there's a tale of two marches.

Aug 7, 202331 min

S2 Ep 235A stream of noise hitting your head

This week, I am at the end of a 16 show-in-a-row stretch and high on carpet cleaner, I plan a total radio takeover and we search for a Good Mark.

Jul 31, 202329 min

S2 Ep 234The Comedy Parade

This week I overdose on dandruff medicine, Donald Trump attacks Mrs M. and there's a comedy parade of the permanently furious.

Jul 24, 202332 min

S2 Ep 233The Spring Clean of Mass Destruction

This week, I get a second dose of chemical warfare, we take a trip to see Led Zeppelin for next to nothing at all and Uncle Nigel gets wet.

Jul 17, 202334 min

S2 Ep 232A short walk on a long march

This week, Nigel takes a stroll, there's the secret to happiness and I get high on carpet cleaner. Those last two are not connected.

Jul 10, 202333 min

S2 Ep 231High on cleaning fumes

This week, I see vapour trails coming off everything, we get a spy report from Denmark and there's a LOT of happiness about.

Jul 3, 202336 min