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TMS 3019: Cursed Bread

Jun 4, 20261h 20m

TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up

Jun 2, 20261h 10m

TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets

Jun 1, 20261h 14m

TMS 3016: Tinkle Target

May 28, 20261h 17m

TMS 3015: Hoity Floity

May 27, 20261h 7m

TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes

May 26, 20261h 8m

TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen

May 21, 20261h 6m

TMS 3012: Randy McNally

May 20, 20261h 5m

TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops

May 19, 20261h 18m

TMS 3010: Shiddygutz

May 18, 20261h 7m

TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers

May 14, 20261h 4m

TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions

May 13, 202658 min

TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez

May 12, 20261h 6m

TMS 3006: Land O Face

May 11, 20261h 6m

TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork

May 7, 20261h 4m

TMS 3004: Parmigone

May 6, 20261h 8m

TMS 3003: Human Smoothie

May 5, 20261h 6m

TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...

May 4, 20261h 21m

TMS 3001: Medal of Amber

Apr 29, 20261h 15m

TMS 3000: Trashnesia

Apr 28, 20261h 13m

TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits

Apr 27, 20261h 9m

TMS 2998: Sephora for Men

Apr 23, 20261h 22m

TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic

Apr 22, 20261h 2m

TMS 2996: Garden package toss

Apr 21, 20261h 2m

TMS 2995: Manually Stamped

Apr 20, 20261h 17m

TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy

Apr 16, 20261h 5m

TMS 2993: Injectable Meat

Apr 15, 20261h 4m

TMS 2992: The German IRS

Apr 14, 20261h 2m

TMS 2991: Smell No Evil

Apr 13, 20261h 21m

TMS 2990: Incertception

Apr 9, 20261h 7m

TMS Hangout!

Apr 8, 20261h 0m

TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent

Apr 7, 20261h 1m

TMS 2988: Seductive Bread

Apr 6, 20261h 7m

TMS 2987: Double Patty Business

My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yum w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 2, 20261h 8m

TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans

Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old Folks in the Shat Room. Glasses To Hear By With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 202659 min

TMS 2985: Pig Moisture

6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jugs of Chuck. YOU CAN ROLL DICE! w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 20261h 10m

TMS 2984: Big Pastrami

Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it contains chunks of Real Cat. A Pointless Kerfuffle. Grunts and Pain. Judy Dench cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 20261h 9m

TMS 2983: Oliver Garden

Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The Adventures of Jacketcoat Cardigan. Sea of Flesh with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 20261h 12m

TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard

Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 20261h 16m

TMS 2981: Never go full pie

Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. Perfect diner food. His Name Is Balls w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 20261h 26m

TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp

The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 20261h 13m

TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch

Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 20261h 10m

TMS 2978: Full Warburton

Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 20261h 17m

TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake

Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 20261h 10m

TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé

Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is going on. Little diddy about Jack in Wyoming with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 11, 20261h 10m

TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity

How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent Rubber With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 10, 202658 min

TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto

I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped and Bad. Plenty O'Tool. Crunchy Lisa lobe. Cheap ass Nintendo! Grandpa's got a brand new tube. I Blame Marie. No twerk without werk. Continous Records Only. Take A Look At Your Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, w Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 9, 20261h 4m

TMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees

This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable with Tom Merritt! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 20261h 3m

TMS 2972: Salmon Hands

The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 3, 20261h 8m

TMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date!

The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with Brian Dunaway. The Wiz Khalifa Building. Lumpy Koalas. Tuner Fish w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 2, 20261h 13m