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TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold

Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putting Out Virtual Fires With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 20261h 11m

TMS 2969: Beardy Spice

The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Like Ring Doorbell's Watching Me with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 20261h 7m

TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know

Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 20261h 5m

TMS 2967: Dude Illegence

Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 23, 20261h 9m

TMS 2966: Organic Intervention

Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Process. Pharmacy Butt with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 20261h 4m

TMS 2965: Tip Tingle

I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain. Not Generalized - Just Pain in the Ass. Armpit hair is 100% worse and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 20261h 5m

TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti

Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 20261h 3m

TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day

Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Breathing. I Like a Mouthfull of that Dough. Growing Your Stunted Growth Thingy w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 20261h 11m

TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise

We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To Be A Serial Killer In 2026. Thumb reversal, hell of a skill. Cloaca Experts Incoming. Radioactive Pig-Boar Hybrids. Shitty Ribbons. Sonic Streaming Burgers. Just Remember, It's All Fake News. OG MLM. A Typical PB AND J. Looking Fantastic w Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 20261h 6m

TMS 2961: Fever and Nudge

These Ass Oreos Taste Weird. 24 hour bullshit. You Spin Me Right Round Venus, right round, like a planet baby. Mystery Pink Eye Date. Of Course he had a Top Knot. Poop Tower. Talking Celestial Movements. Bomb-ass hospital visit. Court Deposition Equals Bonus Show Content. Planets have their own thing. Good for planets. Bobloblobbler. I Like A Good Rubber. The ball goes here, and it's magnetic! Slow Your Roll February. Licking the Troll with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 20261h 9m

TMS 2960: Olympic Motorboating

Where I Come From, Water Is A Drink. Mint On Colon. Krank That Kraut. Belinda isn't Brandy. This Hot Dog's from a farm upstate. Someday, Robert Wagner. I don't like pipe-weeeeeeed. You get NO DKP, NO SODA, and NO Lt. YAR!! Are ya fielding lucky, punk? Flashing Pascal. Two Meter Glizzy from IKEA. We Call the Dog Frito Lay. Carter from the Matrix. Thor's Boobie Covers! Check Your Pee with Stephen and more on this episode of TMS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 9, 20261h 4m

TMS 2959: Meat in the Middle

Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid in tables. Mortal Kombat Fish. Dem Sardine Bones. Fresh from the cloaca. Beef Gli$$y. Basic-ass Magneto. Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Fish Bones. Heads On Potato Chips. Overnight Fish Oil. Gives Me the Big Gas. And it's gone, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 5, 20261h 7m

TMS 2958: Junior Warburton

Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle of Bulging Creek. Squid Cock. Alcohol Salad. Ribbed Sauce for your pleasure. Big Baby's tippy top went flippity flop. More Hard Drive Than Man. Pirate apogee. Big Bopper and Buddy Holly will return in Avengers Doomsday. Spin storage with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 20261h 12m

TMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom

The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime? Conan the Barbarian Therapist. I'll Take The Ted Bundy. Stimulate Yourself... With Caffeine! TRON Water. Olive Margins. Everybody wants a Ruby Rod. Smells Fruity, Fake Fruity. Frump Her Up A Lot. Cutting Edge Pen Technology with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 3, 20261h 3m

TMS 2956: Big Cinnamon

You Can't Touch Him There w Brian Dunaway. Cumin spice girl. Psychopath wing wong. Smothered in ELO Gravy. The girl from Empanada. Mun, Toot and Fry. All Of This Is Liquid. I don't like Beaneeeeeeeees. Warm Farts and Hot Hearts. There'll Be Nudity. Douglas Adams knew 6-7 Before It Was A Thing. RayRoyBans. Grab em by the attention. She's The Best Fanning. No Nicoleimentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 2, 20261h 8m

TMS 2955: The Skittles Response

Zoreo. Puffington Host. Hubba Bubba Toil and Trubba. How many chips are ahoy-ing, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Spicy Szechuan Panda. Silence Potato. Pinkie Knuckle. Is January a Bulge or Divot? Iambic pentameter - the witch's cadence. Go Out and Sports. It's so rancid. It's from the 70s. I'm Packin' Heat... Diablo Packets. Hot Dog Water Room with Flavored Rails. HAIL HYDROX! Don't Fight Winter People with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, 20261h 5m

TMS 2954: Spoctor Dock

I Don't Like Beanieeeeeeeeeeees. Love No Snow Tho'. I Can Defiantly See Why You Like It. John Luck Pick Hard. Well, Actually with Dunaway. Gordon is alive. You get NO Freeze, NO Snow, and NO Lt. Yar!! How Do We Know They Are Japanese? Take a Jance on Lance. Accent On The Pee. Tron was NOT the Dude! Get These... Half-Pipers Outta the City. Raspberry Spunk and Peach Glape. Filament Go Round in Circles. Cache me outside with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 20261h 0m

TMS 2953: Firecracker Boobs

Nut Sundae. Peach Comma Teaaaaaaaaaaaa. Scott Is Louder In His Head. There's Chocolate On His Sweater Already, Neopolitan Spaghetti. That's Totally a Glape. The food's good at the hotel, but there's no atmosphere. In space no one can hear you scam. AI Eater Lad. Solo cup fred. Mini Minucci. I Missed BaldCon By a Hair. Vodka Drunkinski. Jerry's Got Skillet.A round of root beer floats for everyone! Bang a Gong with tv's stravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, 20261h 12m

TMS 2952: Claire Foy eh

Insufficient Zooming and Fingering. Surprise Broderick. The balls were slippery. Pervy Gooner. Coriolis Coriolanus. Funeral Bird. Picasshole. The smell of Facebook. Step-mother nature. Right brained, left handed, center toothed. Cuba Goodingsnake. And you can have RED ICE. Funeral Lasagne. Broncos Busted. Moist Anger with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, 20261h 17m

TMS 2951: Wookie Duty

Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A Baja Better Time. You Need A Grommet. Imma seal up my hole. The hoity toity mall. Shrodenger's seating. Panky and the brian. But I would have liked to watch you struggle a little bit. Flower Child Something. Belter Passwords with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 20261h 3m

TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually

Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 202656 min

TMS 2949: Gingham Style

Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 20261h 9m

TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria

Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut butter in my Burger. You got Burger in my Peanut butter. Did you know the wombat? Poop Cubes. Shut Up, The Meg. Rocky times in Boulder. I'm Only Smelling When It Rains. High quality urine. Stick It on the Port. Hitting That Heart Beat Limit and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 15, 20261h 14m

TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun

Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 20261h 8m

TMS 2946: Sony Owny

I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 20261h 6m

TMS 2945: Disorderly Conduct

TMS is my emotional support show. SCOTT JOHNSON: BOOTIE-SNATCHER! In a World of John's, Be a Johnson! Show Your Love with a Rubber Glove. Insurance Ejector. Larry David Ass Larry David. Mr. Crowley's Taco Truck. It's either Adidas or Adidas. ARISE FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED. Dispenser confusion. Nurse police. Gas and Possibly Diarrhea with Brian Dunaway. The Allen Town Billy Joel's. Juno's Temples. What's The Colon with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 12, 20261h 21m

TMS 2944: Alejandro Pokerface

I can definitely see why YOU'd keep it. Throw it away with PEACE AND LOVE. Officer Throg Reporting For Duty! Brian's Huge Box. Attempted mayhem. I don't like Maude with an EEEEEEEEE! Huge Mansionish Stuff. And You Can Eat GRAPES. Big T! Big T! Chuck Your Covid Test in the Bin. I'm the cashier now. My Grandma will kick your butt... in Tekken. Extra Iron in this loaf of Bread. Well Steel. Well Razor Blades. Keep your Covid on display. Punish me with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 8, 20261h 14m

TMS 2943: MaxGPT

I'm Huge and Fat for Some Reason. I Don't Like An Anal Bleeeeeeeeeed. Well Schlapp my Cheval. Most Booby Filled. I don't like Nicoteeeeeeeeen. Scoring. You know, from baseball. The Only Other Matt Johnson. Johnny Coverville" Seed." Buy Gold Bonds for your Gout. White Deadpool. Nicholas Vape. She Really Knows Her Science-y Stuff, If You Know What I Mean. Oonts Oonts Oontsarina of Time. Show me your Volvo! All the Tech You Can Pee on with Tom. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 20261h 7m

TMS 2942: Leaching the Sticky

You got to mold your butter. Pooping Cement. Pulling My Own Horn. I need to handle my slimer more often. You Get NO 6, NO 7 & NO Lt Yar! Feberge Quail Egg. That's My Little Octopussy. Put That Billionaire In Your Salad And Eat It! (S) cause girl you Walk like McMahon, laugh like McMahon! I was like what?! with Brian Ibbott. Unimpressed 5 year old is unimpressed. Tootin' Yer Own Chain. MORE MINIS!!! Isn't there a Geek Allstars Podcast called Allatars Something. Sitting at Dan's Table with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 6, 20261h 5m

TMS 2941: Nerd Actually

Ru Paul's Drone Race. Gigantic man men. I LIKE YOUR JEWELS! States Shaped Like Things. Nerdtacular tickets are live! Won At Game Of Parking (eventually). People on Molly are in a good mood. Rapping Roberts. CoverRiddler Escapes Again! Just Out-living the MCU. Thumbing up the camera. Black taped nipples and a white fur hat. The Panhandle makes No Difference. Actual beavers. Dressing for the temperature I want. I was going to talk about procrastination but didn't get around to it, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 5, 20261h 24m

TMS 2940: @ AT AT Dot Com

Mocapped In The Nuts. Caravan Farts. Up your nose with a rubber cthulhu. What kind of a (nerdtacular ticket) deal? Hocus Pocus Let's Focus. Hookin up the poop chute. I don't see you at buc-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Luke's Lightsaber Is Ribbed... Wubbing Alcohol. National Lampoon's Nerdtacular Vacation. Rubber Advice. How to open a lightsaber? Use a bit of Force! Chevy Chased out of everything. (v - Chandler) Could Micheal BEEEEE anymore Jordan. Pack it Up Pack it In, Let Snow Begin w TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 20251h 10m

TMS 2939: Carbonated Fish Drink

All the De-Pooped Shrimp You Can Eat. Lazy Ass Chalamet. The Situation with Situating Brian. Angry Mon Chi Chis. A Gift LeBuBu is the Best LeBuBu. Cheesesteak is about the Bread --- and the Meat --- and the Cheese --- But Mostly the Cheesesteak. Dunaway in the Crapper. Ride the real worm. Proper Ping Pong. The Beast from the East. What's the Crack Here Like? Pschitt! Close your yeti hole! Gestation Man-splation. Getting Your Archie Comics Fix with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 29, 20251h 11m

TMS 2938: Duck Vader

It's Still A Crispy Pickle! Gettin' hiipoojiggy with it. Just in Time for Christmas with Monica. Old Man Yells At iClouds. Mcfurious johnson! Friggin' Fraggin' Vegas Guy. Her Lady Name. Goo Today, Gone Tommorrow. Van Full Of Swag. Michael Blue Blah Bley. What Cream of Soup is in Your Wallet? I Don't Like Mall Weeeeeeeeed. Simply Hating A Terrible Christmas Song. Take me to McDonald's! Mouth To Mouth With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 18, 20251h 21m

TMS 2937: Buck Blocking Brian

Crossing the Johnson streams. MAGA hat blazing. I Like Huge Allen Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! There Will Be NO Whore Houses In My Christian Minecraft Server! Thank the Lord I'm High. Scott's huge tool. Hannibal and Martha Sitting in a Tree. Blinded By That There Light. Annie are you Car Sick? Guitar man died too early. The Ricky Spencer Experience. Bring Your Shit, I've Got A Shovel. Stuck in the Package with You. Un-Box ba-duba-dop. A Quantum of Solace with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 20251h 1m

TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank

Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious Sandler. Mall Santa gets Covid for Christmas. Some French Bullshit... It's OK, My Brother's A Stereotype! Byebye Chicken And Watermelon. I Wrote Myself a Note, About What I do not Know. My Mom's Mouth Shape. I Don't Like Expired Vegan Gummieeeeeeeeeees! Assholes & F-Bombs with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 20251h 12m

TMS 2935: Moscow Donkey

Gentleman's Club... Now With Women! A Lot Of Dude Stuff. Attorney Genital. Protect Jed and Melva at ALL COSTS! Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti. Two Brians and a Frankenberg! Mary Steamburger. Wobbly Polygons. Melva, you got any cash? The Ham and Cheese operas. It's Gary Cole, Man! The Gap's Got Gaps w Brian Dunaway. Christmas In Your Face. Slit Ends. Questionable TV in the bedroom with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 15, 20251h 25m

TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns

THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 11, 20251h 10m

TMS 2933: Mom Mothma

Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 20251h 11m

TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken

Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 9, 202557 min

TMS 2931: Very Semi-Regular

Meta, That's No Moon. Martian Dust Devils. Everyone Wing Chun Tonight. Lightning Zero. All I Can Afford is a Monday. Full Hasidic Hitman. You'll have no hot dogs, no potato chips and no Lt. Yar! A SNEAK FROM BEHIND WITH DUNAWAY. What's Up Drafts? Mad Max counter RESET. I Do Like Matthew Rheeeeeeeees. Everybody. Blame Some Body. The Whirlypigs of Time bring their revenges. Vertical Updrafts FTW. Discharging With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 8, 20251h 4m

TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines

The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is it Too Early For a Sardine Taco. Fire Up Up. Lord of the Tears. Uncooked Egg Stuff. The Key to Good Gift Giving --- KIM. Do trivia properly, come on it's not rocket science! I assumed a dude. Poop Or Die with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 4, 20251h 12m

TMS 2929: Utah Sober

Dunaway's Island of Lost Controllers. The Nerd Countdown has Begun! Bond Villain Minky Couture. Night Puker. Pac Man. Four-nippled Vader. Crevass - When it's the size of Yo Momma's Ass. Infamous Atari Games. Adventure, isn't that the game with the angry duck and the key? Synced for Good. Sora is in the Tadpool! Rip up your inner bits. Micronaut Really. We've failed as a species, haven't me. Quantum Supremacy with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 20251h 5m

TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing

Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A Lot of Tools. Appropriately aged crush. Enshitificating Aura Farming for Rage Baiting. The Last Christoph Waltz. Swamp Thing Smells Like Flowers. 52 Socket Pick Up. That's not how caviar works. Aw, the Bigaboop! Goats are Dicks, and This Proves It. Only room for one Danica with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 2, 20251h 5m

TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat

Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't there a light called Red On-Air something. All The Theatre Ladies, All The Theatre Ladies. That's Some Wicked Jibber-Jabber. Talking During the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movies if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power Glare. Gitter. December Fools Day With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 1, 20251h 2m

TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception

Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whipping Buggys with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 26, 20251h 5m

TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid

Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me that you love me. Super kinda gay. In Soviet Russia, robot is replaced by you! Feel my fake abs. More poop than shark. Time travel happens, I already told you this next week. Anti-Fascist Prophylactic. Tell That To My Back & Kneeeeeeeeeeees! with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 20251h 4m

TMS 2924: Bread Hat

Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog, that's all I am sayin' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 20251h 13m

TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton

WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 20251h 24m

TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel. Giving Us Us with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 19, 202557 min

TMS 2922: Yoober

Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe Thanos was right. Women need less mana. Did TMS podfade on Monday cuz I like really wanted to know and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 20251h 9m