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TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings

Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt Right. Fletcher Delay. Agent of Choas! Olympic Conversational List Avoidance. Just back away fastly. No Bot Ba-doo Ba-Dop. A Patrick Swayze kind of mood. Beige Future. One more question about Sri Lanka. Michael Two Sauce. Caffeine for pooping. You Can't eat RICE, with nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 18, 20251h 9m

TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream

Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 20251h 3m

TMS 2869: GoKickMe

Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 20251h 3m

TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead

It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV Wrong! Check Your Acorns with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20251h 5m

TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas

The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway. Screw You, Worm, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 20251h 3m

TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized

The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling = less head. Two Ns In My Anus. All Marmaduke all the time. Otaku Flame. Touching The Fuzzy. Hold that lav in your hand like nature intended. Your Hamsters, Your Gerbils, Your Teeming Masses. M stands for mandelbrot? Beast on the streets, brilliant in the heat. Nonsense generators with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 7, 20251h 3m

TMS 2865: Vicious Licking

Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-badop. Pull it out and you're all ready to go for your next round. Flinging Open the Zion Curtain. My grandson gave me syphillis! Cranking Techno. Bat-wingy Ball-State. With Or Without Jokers? Sudden Life w/ Brian Dunaway. Fubo FUBAR with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 6, 20251h 4m

TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums

I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Things On Sticks. Coco van has neither cocoa nor Van. Discuss. Small Town Goofy. What does a Shroosberry taste like? Walking Down Monopoly. That's A Lot Of Stinky Wieners! I Can Haz Cheese Burger Picture? OK Boomerang. It's Cage Season with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 5, 20251h 2m

TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute

Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiither! Hollywood Accounting 101 with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 20251h 6m

TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event

Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently Voluptuous Rabbits. Riki Tiki Toddler. Do elephants have paws? Cause I'd like really wanted to know. Wasn't the head of the Manson Family called Charlie Something? Smoke Pizza Everyday. What's the Matterhorn? It's a bird, It's a plane! It's a squiggly line! Spy Women. Papa Ibbott Dunks on Everyone. Both Sides of the Aisle Are Covered in Cheetos Dust. None of your business with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 31, 20251h 47m

TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone

He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese! I love the smell of Manticore in the morning. The Lincoln Leap. K-9 Lupus. Get the Popesicle from the Autoclave. I herald your popcorn! Then you shall have no Recommentals, no Tom Merrit and no LT YAR and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 30, 202555 min

TMS 2860: Turtle Boobs

The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accidental Podcast. Right Up Your Cheese. Giant worm god. Heroes in a bra shell, turtle power. Tested the food, not the sound. RELIGIONS IN SPACE with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 29, 20251h 30m

TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle

Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy testing and cigar bar. Is That Sabrina Carpenter In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? She Has the Meats Right Here. Mainstream Stippling. Human Dot Matrix. Eat this book with peace and love. What's in Your Bag? A lot of 4s today. one. Gambit Booby. Triumph the Insult Comic Dad. Always start with P with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 24, 20251h 41m

TMS 2858: Postquels

Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff. Pre Meat. When Ozzy Hocked a Ham. What's Derrel doing these days? You know he's got talent. The Power Of Scroll Lock Repels You! Hey, Aliens! We have weiners! Soupy Doupy Bullshit. Alright Turds! Lord Reginald Octothorp III. Shut Up and Let Tom Talk Tech w/ Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 20251h 34m

TMS 2857: Thready Mercury

The Moiré the Merrier. Smell Brian's Hat. Extremity Scrubbing. Taylor-made. Big Money Buttholes. The Ties That Bind, Books. Ain't nobody gonna break a my spine. This book has been Baned. The Lady and the Trampoline. It's Actually Weeeeeeeeeed. The 'head in a dryer' anniversary. WE'RE OUT OF SWEETROLLS! Flask-O-Whiskey Man! I have a crush on Bugs Bunny in drag, don't tell Wendi. Maker Fair stopped making fairs, with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 20251h 12m

TMS 2856: Dork pillow

Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curling. FettFan42069. Even Ordering Your Food is a Game. I tried the sex with the Switch. Don't Tell Wendi. You Get NO Superheroes, NO Dinosaurs & NO Lt Yar! The Order of the Drive to Phoenix. Shimmering pool of Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 21, 20251h 32m

TMS 2855: Quantum Trek

Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Great swelling moments. Pisstory. X-Men or Disney Beast? Yes. Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego, You Know I Wanna Date Her. Sharkagator. Many Tabs Died to Bring You This Information. Red Button, Green Button, With Tom. Private Movielicious with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 16, 20252h 6m

TMS 2854: Spermy voices

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too High for Penn and Teller. With Pees and Love. This Show was Mostly Scripted. More of a Burnt Umber. Fossey Gorillas, Goodall Chimps. Suddenly appearing pish. Vegas Scam. CashApp - 9 out of 10 Twinks agree. Perturated. The James Bond Zone with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 20251h 29m

A chat with Ethan White

Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit his stride, publish his own book, and reach for the future is a blast to watch. I hope many of you will check his book out, and I hope you hear this interview and gain some confidence in what his generation might accomplish. - Scott Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 202545 min

TMS 2853: Chicken Registration

Cleavage Crumb Catcher. Phoshitiendopeeeeeeeeeeennee. Dreamy Pools of Blue. Hootiehole. The Dog Not the Coin. Cocks Are Banned. Sea-water in the Ocular Cavity. Complainty Beefy Thing. Meat Sweats For Days. Set Your Lactasers to Stun. I Herald Galactus! Ye Haw! Brian Walks into Orgrimmar. Hate Crypto. Love Krypto. Ashley Madison Girls. Loving diarrhea with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 20251h 32m

TMS 2852: Sidewinder Wiggle Tip

Neither Take Nor Leave 10 Bucks. Swamp Crotch Alarm. Moist on Pizza. Cranking it in the shower. It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food. Aftermarket Sugar-Free Boba Pearls. Do you double rainbro? Is it Preshow, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Deciphering superheroes. Kirby Your Enthusiasm. Dirty Banged-up Hole. Sterile Cheryl. The Konami code for sleep. My math is not involved with your hotel room. Stuck in the cheese with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 10, 20251h 27m

TMS 2851: Imminent Crotch

Samanthamus. Eating out of the Selena Gomez Box. Is there a Mnemonic to remember how to spell Mnemonic cos I like really wanted to know. Coax Quacks. There are FOUR tips. Love the Froze-Show. Antithesis of Redundancy. It will Melt Your Cheese. I'm Glad You Said Neck. These aren't swim trunks. Where's My Quiz Game Brain. I Don't Like Pearl Jam In My Teeeeeeeeea! Is It Claire's or is it THE GAK. Everything Leaks With Tom. Naturally High Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 9, 20252h 4m

TMS 2850: Big Dusty Items

Woah, Black Manta, bam-ba-lam. Ground Beef Oreos. With Great Power, Comes... Oops wrong Franchise. Superdoo. Martha Graffiti. Woofsbane with Chorizo. They Changed the Frequency, Kenneth. Rabbit Ears Up, V-Hold Down. Brolin's Burnt Taint. All moustache all the time. War-Rig Envy. Flies, flies, millions of flies. The most expensive $10 dress shirt. Hootie and The Book Fish with Amy. Visceral Astin Hatred and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 20251h 22m

TMS 2849: A Brief of Pelicans

Clark Cornsweat Kent. Bowling Correspondence School. Neighbors shooting their stuff into the night. Eating old eggs in the sun. Planet of the Shrewdness of the Apes. Cat Clowder Crowding the Chowdah. Who Freaked the Dogs out - who, who. Just like a Scott Returning to His Vomit. E. coli brand salad. Silica Gel in the Raw. Choking the Turtle. NIEDERMEYER!! Why Why the 5th of July? The place was Rio, and Scott didn't barf this time. Cartman is not a Role Model with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 20251h 27m

TMS 2848: Pouk Egg

It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infra Red Pandas? Chunks Form Apple. Don't Listen to the Orange Mouse. All We Are Saying... is Give Mice a Voice. Magic Monica. WE FORGOT TO SUBMIT TITLES. SCOFFLAWS! A Ludicrous Stampede w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 3, 20251h 32m

TMS 2847: Loaded Taco Nuts

Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many Many Mandalorians. Congratulations to the Blahs! Beaten by a 6 year old. Monica Isn't A Country Yet. Heebie-jeebieeeeeeeeeees! Glen Powell and Anya Taylor Joy cover Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. I now pronounce you blah, blah, blah. A Greece-y Honeymoon. Floating Squid Game with Tom. Free Murder Bot Recommentals W Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 2, 20251h 48m

TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse

YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 1, 20251h 26m

TMS 2845: Pencil Pageantry

Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 20251h 7m

TMS 2844: Meat Soda

Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal with Jesus. The Eight Wives Of Scott Johnson. Jump The Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. A good period time. Fresh Prince Fish with Dunaway. I got a big old fatty. Viper is Coming. Right up the Canal. What The Dell, With Tom. D20 recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25, 20251h 51m

TMS 2843: Icee Why You Like It

Drat Vahder. The Spirit of K-Mart. I Don't Like Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1... 2... Krug is Coming for You. Antant. Draw Me with a Thicker Center Tentacle. Homophobia Zero. Hawk Milk. Keep An Eye on Your Tea Stain. Weird Meat Rollin'. House-Brand Sugar Drink. Business raccoon fleeing mule. The Podcast Boys! Banana ball coming to a city near you. Dan has gone away with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 20251h 24m

TMS 2842: Stuck in a Side Quest

Final Destination: Cookies. 1-877-NO-BIKES-4-BARB. The Royal You. Energy Stroopwaffles. Creeping Down the Street with Scott. Baby got back, with Dunaway. Today Is Not Your Favourite Ride. Hit Him In That Bone. You Can't Cast A Coccyx. I Don't Like CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Elmo Cleveland. Shoot the Shapes. Eating bad shrimp with Ox. Red On Air Black Mirror. The Juggernaut Bitch w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 20251h 29m

TMS 2841: Unfresh leftovers

Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As American as Dutch Apple Pie. Dandadan. We had Koreans! 3 Koreans! Zuckeriest Movie. Bob Bowlcut. Friday the 13th: The Revenge of June. It's all German to me! Prancing through the edible Tulips. Recommentals with Tom, Scott, Brian, Scott, and Brian. Microsoft partners with AND for the first time and into the past and into the future with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 20251h 55m

TMS 2840: Fear Foam

Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Remember Mr. Hooper? Where is my mafia suit? The Bubbles Are Opaque, Bubbles Shouldn't Be Opaque. When TUCOWS go to war. I don't like grocereeeeeeeeeeeeeee stores. Animated Goodfellas. Stay Puffed Man Diarhea. The guy from the dairy LIED! Fun. Wrong, but fun. With Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 20251h 29m

TMS 2839: Carbonated Underwear

Actionable Fruit. Cow-rousel. Low Fallutin'. One squirt ring of frosting. Enjoying the Dry Soup. Cameroon Crow. Ecuador, Not Mordor. Rabid M A S H Fans. The Mole Shaming. Newsflash: restaurants are busy on Father's day. Cows are so stupid. Walking Wikipedia Wine man. We know it's Korean because there's English on one side. Getcha Getcha Matcha Cookie. The Upbeat Reaper with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 20251h 40m

TMS 2838: Onion Latte

Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightlyyyyy. Dump the Resin Into The Thing. Underwear Maker Lab. 99% Chair Mat. Chain Sucking Dum Dums. Ya ever seen soggy paper?! Hork it down real quick and your fine! A Thick Pile of Carpet. Kids, How Do They Work? Gary Got The Generator. Appreciating Ankles With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 20251h 33m

TMS 2837: Paging Dr Butt

Marry into the butt. Third Party Body Parts. South Africa on the Tip of the Thing. Penguistan. Horking Prizes From Your Nose! Are there any fantasy epics filmed in New Zealand, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. Get in losers. We're going to Finland. Ice on a cold tin roof. Three-way couch. More than four Fantastic Fours. Good ol' fashioned farmer blow. You're-Born-with-It Holes. Transorbital intubation. All that and a can of chips with Tom. Home Box Office Positive with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 20252h 1m

TMS 2836: Creaky Eating

Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multi-Directional Impaling. Macklemore's Stuff is At a The Thrift Shop Now. Snack-tanic Panick. Forensic Cheeto Analysis. Tricerati. With Great Responsibility Comes Great Chicken Use. Are there Italians in Italian Seasoning, 'cause I like really want to know. Cheetozard. Son Lookin' like a Dude. TB Karaoke with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 20251h 25m

TMS 2835: Historical Nudity

Two Wheeled Root Canal. Rubber Chicken Ibbott. Dawn's Ass Crack. Leaving Moby Dick in the Rearview. Dudes of a Certain Age. This Ride Ain't meant for MEEEEEEEEEE. From From. Cinder block calves. Eye Karma. Owen Wilson headbands. 428-Year-Old Spoilers. Say Dress to the Yes. Red Fraggle-ino. What's Dicetomato doing these days? you know he's got negativity. More Like Cubic Zirconia Distribution with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 9, 20251h 20m

TMS 2834: Generative Passive Aggression

I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it! Demo Grape. Match the Hanger With the Plane. I've got a pair of nostrils! Lightly Salted Porupine. I Forgot That Didn't Happen. The Grapes I Snatch. Dr. Gerry Sounds Like a Real Doctor. Teaching the Littles the Dirty Words and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 5, 20251h 26m

TMS 2833: Imitation Korn

Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. How to f the cool aid man with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 4, 20251h 55m

TMS 2832: Racially Inclusive Oreos

Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Flying Pizza Spaceship. Only Oreos in the Building. Well Rendered Weiners. Blackstone Betty, Ramalam. Lumpily Dumpily Ships. It's Orange and Makes Two Different Noises. What Would It Take, Brian? Too many Adolphs. Access to the Back Row. A Whole Lotta Lot with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 20251h 17m

TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 2, 20251h 1m

TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 20251h 45m

TMS 2829: Palindrome's End

Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 20252h 3m

TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27, 20251h 45m

TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 20251h 42m

TMS 2826: Mr. Beef

Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Hobbes type cat in Calvin and Hobbes? Hello Kitty with a Hard G. HBO did some backwards Maxing. Pocky Capy. Black Kyber Crystal Friday. I see registered people!! Wor-Chester-Shire Cat. The Focus of Hocus Pocus. Thinking in 2026 with Tom. Living on the Edge Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 20251h 57m

TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk

Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Roads Lead To Elsewhere. Isle of Googabon. Alice in Chains Dad Song. I think its the fat in there. Any kind of bread? They give you some bread? Irish croc poker. Getting Our Ryans and Chrisses Straight with TVsTravis. You've Made Your Point, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 20251h 34m

TMS 2824: Pumice Money

Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 20251h 40m

TMS Vegas 2025!

Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 20251h 31m