The Lars Resort

Peter and I are HYPED for the World Cup playoffs.

Peter and I ponder some unexpected... incidents in the Champions League. And look ahead. To stuff.

NLD fallout, and a much longer chat about Oliver Glasner than you might expect.

Thomas Frank departs, refereeing by vibes and the relegation battle

Spurs hand Arsenal the title, possibly. Why do City keep doing this? And United are STILL BACK.

Man United are BACK. Arsenal angst. Villa roll on.

Wild start to 2026 as 10% of Premier League managers sacked already.

Chelsea vs Newcastle, missives from DH and Peter gets Villa'ed

Peter makes his most obscure reference yet, Todd's whatsapp returns, Bruno is unhappy and the body lanugage experts have spoken. There is a lot to get involved in this week.

Pining for the quiet dignity of Diana Ross' penalty kick

Midweek musings on Chelsea, Aston Villa, City, Fulham, etc. Pre-World Cup draw thoughts.

Peter and I reflect on a pretty goofy week overall

Mostly me being happy about Norway. Can't be helped.

I'm feeling slightly more combative than usual this week, and Peter brings the voice of reason.

Schedules align, just about, for Peter and I to chat about Champions League goings on, look ahead to the big game of the weekend and some OTHER STUFF

Are set pieces evil? Who holds the Premier League crisis pillow? Whose stink is it? These and many other questions answered in this week's pod.

Breathing space for Amorim, more questions for Liverpool, Ange out and other big subjects.

We chat England, some PL tidbits and we have the majestic return of everyone's favorite quiz: Peter's Brain

Are they in crisis? Let's find out! Liverpool, Nottingham Forest, World Cup tickets and Landon Donovan's hair.

Arsenal pass a test, an unwelcome return of ref chat and I ask Peter what is wrong with Americans. Needless to say, the episode is our most heavily edited to date.

Caution at the Emirates, United win a game and other wild tales

The long walk from Baku, Pep curiosities and the sack race. The Champions League is back, and so is Peter!

Very special guest time as the wonderful Danny Kelly stops by the resort. We chat Spurs, Levy, and what it all means.

Levy leaves! Nunout! Reheated transfer guff! Much to get through with Peter in a predictably bloated episode

When they zig, we zag! Or actually we'll do transfers later in the week. El Moyesy, Villa-woe and shaky City and other stuff here.

Friends fear they are talking about Manchester United again

Football is happening! It has happened, we saw it happen, so Peter and I discuss what we think we saw. (it's possible I should make more of an effort with this descriptions)

Podding through illness, thank God for Peter. Come for our dodgy predictions, stay for the ticking clock drama of my voice slowly disintegrating.

The last of these mid-summer, holding pattern pods. Football is coming!

Yes! It's still this! Except this episode felt like it was all tangent all the time. Does also include an anecdote with a twist you will not see coming.

Yes, it's that time of the year, so that's what we're doing.

The World Club Cup is happening, but for various reasons it's not quite doing it for us. Peter brings the American perspective, and we make our worst prediction so far..

Peter is back on the pod for belated Europa League final chat, reflections on #AngeOut, and a very painful look back at our very rubbish pre-season predictions.

Big names! Big stories! Hot takes! Etc and so on.

Peter and I look ahead to the massively exciting finale of this very memorable Premier League season, as well as the Europa League final. Can you lose 20 games in the league and still have a good season?

Pod is back! Peter and I talk CL, there are inevitable complaints about Spurs and United, and we ask the crucial question: Does anyone have Club World Cup fever?

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Top, top content.

A truly landmark occasion for the pod as I make an original point, and we discuss something Peter feels is the most interesting thing we've discussed for quite a long time. Exciting times.

Liverpool's title procession continues, there is a rare outbreak of REF CHAT on the resort, and I dare ask Peter the question that really matters: Is the season bad?

Just how bad are the USMNT? Are Norway actually going to qualify for something this time around? And some other stuff

Emotional scenes as Saudi-Arabia win their first trophy in English football. We look at teams that could be next season's Forest, and ask the very original question: Are England any good? Big content.

This week we drop perhaps our most controversial take ever on the pod: Losing games is, in fact, bad.

Peter and I attempt to dissect the weekend's FA Cup action, but quickly get sidetracked into talking about the thing we're trying not to talk about.

Lars is on holiday, but is psychologically incapable of switching off entirely (I'm sure that's healthy) so no reason not to pod. Peter does a lot of heaving lifting. FA-cup! Are City good again? Are Liverpool having an actual blip? The inagural MLS jet ski cove! And other things as well!

It's all about the vibes as City are pantsed by Arsenal. Also, several transfers happened before the window closed.

Lars runs out of patience, Peter likes Bournemouth, we are all prescribed some Pepid Moyesiola.

"Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mourinho being Mourinho, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos.

As loveless marriages are ended, Moyes and Potter are both back on the scene. And what now for Arsenal, after double cup woe?

New year, new pod, and for once Peter gets to talk about Manchester United being... not terrible.