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The Lars Resort

The Lars Resort

A haven for football chat, hot takes and cool bre…

Lars Sivertsen · The Lars Resort

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Show overview

The Lars Resort has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 149 episodes. That works out to roughly 130 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 34 min and 1h 5m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 weeks ago, with 8 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2024, with 66 episodes published.

Episodes
149
Running
2023–2026 · 3y
Median length
53 min
Cadence
Weekly

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A haven for football chat, hot takes and cool breeze.

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Episode 149: Return of the towel boy and the Spurs doomometer

Apr 24, 20261h 0m

Episode 148: World Cup playoff fever

Peter and I are HYPED for the World Cup playoffs.

Mar 28, 20261h 13m

Episode 147: Medicinal Bodø/Glimt

Peter and I ponder some unexpected... incidents in the Champions League. And look ahead. To stuff.

Mar 12, 20261h 4m

Episode 146: Know your place, peasants

NLD fallout, and a much longer chat about Oliver Glasner than you might expect.

Feb 25, 20261h 6m

Episode 145: Too cold to sit in trees

Thomas Frank departs, refereeing by vibes and the relegation battle

Feb 11, 20261h 11m

Episode 144: Cows watching the train go by

Spurs hand Arsenal the title, possibly. Why do City keep doing this? And United are STILL BACK.

Feb 3, 20261h 11m

Episode 143: The weekend that made me go "huh"

Man United are BACK. Arsenal angst. Villa roll on.

Jan 26, 20261h 9m

Episode 142: Chesty Oliver

Wild start to 2026 as 10% of Premier League managers sacked already.

Jan 6, 202657 min

Episode 141: Forest ham

Chelsea vs Newcastle, missives from DH and Peter gets Villa'ed

Dec 22, 20251h 1m

Episode 140: The Chris Gaines phase

Peter makes his most obscure reference yet, Todd's whatsapp returns, Bruno is unhappy and the body lanugage experts have spoken. There is a lot to get involved in this week.

Dec 17, 202557 min

Episode 139: You have to have the badness so you can have the fun

Pining for the quiet dignity of Diana Ross' penalty kick

Dec 9, 20251h 14m

Episode 138: Secular Ned Flanders

Midweek musings on Chelsea, Aston Villa, City, Fulham, etc. Pre-World Cup draw thoughts.

Dec 4, 20251h 8m

Episode 137: Big Foreheads, Bad Teams

Peter and I reflect on a pretty goofy week overall

Nov 27, 20251h 12m

Episode 136: International week appreciation pod

Mostly me being happy about Norway. Can't be helped.

Nov 18, 202554 min

Episode 135: Hot take trash bazaar

I'm feeling slightly more combative than usual this week, and Peter brings the voice of reason.

Nov 10, 20251h 7m

Episode 134: The Kick-A-Resort

Schedules align, just about, for Peter and I to chat about Champions League goings on, look ahead to the big game of the weekend and some OTHER STUFF

Nov 7, 20251h 5m

Episode 133: That stink doesn't belong to Lars

Are set pieces evil? Who holds the Premier League crisis pillow? Whose stink is it? These and many other questions answered in this week's pod.

Oct 29, 20251h 3m

Episode 132: United win at Anfield

Breathing space for Amorim, more questions for Liverpool, Ange out and other big subjects.

Oct 20, 20251h 11m

Episode 131: England's World Cup prospects and the return of Peter's Brain

We chat England, some PL tidbits and we have the majestic return of everyone's favorite quiz: Peter's Brain

Oct 15, 20251h 16m

Episode 130: Mileage may vary

Are they in crisis? Let's find out! Liverpool, Nottingham Forest, World Cup tickets and Landon Donovan's hair.

Oct 10, 20251h 0m
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