
The JV Show Podcast
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Niners Lose and Selena Gets Crocs. Can It Get Worse????
On today's 1-31-22 Monday show: Move over Felon Bae there is a new hot criminal, Nick Cannon has baby number 8 on the way, there is a debate online about whether a woman is a Karen, two more Frenchies were stolen in the Bay Area, Bieber spends a huge amount on some NFT art, Selena gets her first pair of Crocs, and all the reaction from the Niners' heartbreaking loss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vampire Hands
On today's 1-28-22 Friday show: A man was wrongly convicted of a murder that was actually committed by his identical twin brother, we dissect some tweets from Chidi, a woman says she has a very strange side effect to the covid vaccine, new allegations against Chris Brown, pro pillow fighting is a thing, people are having a field day with Khloe's vampire hands, and we talk to a listener who is heading down to the Niners' game! Let's gooooooo!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Litter Boxes in School Bathrooms??
On today's 1-27-22 Thursday show: A woman online is confused about why her boyfriend puts his pajamas under his pillow each day, Selena is worried all her hair is going to fall out, there are rumors that Adele's Vegas residency might be canceled entirely, a robot performs a very complex surgery all on its own, and a school district has to set the record straight about whether they have litter boxes in the kid's bathrooms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Certified Pre-Owned
On today's 1-26-22 Wednesday show: An adult toy company has a blossoming certified pre-owned marketplace, a hockey team holds their annual teddy bear toss, a drive-thru worker tells a customer there is a MILF Monday promotion, Kim K denies the existence of a second sex tape, Selena bought a back cracker that she saw on TikTok, more creepy details from the Hugh Hefner docuseries, and Graham loses it over Barry Bonds not being elected to the Hall of Fame!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roomba Wanders Away From Hotel
On today's 1-25-22 Tuesday show: The ticket restrictions for the NFC Championship game have suddenly been lifted, a woman tried to buy another woman's baby for 500k, a hotel's robot vacuum went missing after it wandered away from the premises, Kanye reportedly tracked down the other Kim K sex tape, a new Playboy documentary is making some creepy allegations, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

R.I.P. Dry January
On today's 1-24-22 Monday show: The Niner game caused Graham to break his Dry January, a guy broke up with his girlfriend even after she had donated a kidney to him, China is bringing back anal swab covid testing before the Olympics, Julia Fox says she is not with Kanye for the money or fame, Selena suffered another panic attack, Adele tries to make it up to her fans for the canceled shows, and the Rams are trying to block Niner fans from coming to the NFC Championship game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Vegas Dreams Are Crushed
On today's 1-21-22 Friday show: Adele cancels her Vegas shows and so is our trip to go see her, an 8 week old baby speaks, a guide to what your farts say about your health, people are now starting divorce gift registries, Kanye is spotted eating an ice cream cone and driving a minivan, a new study says wine is not good for your heart, and so much more! Go Niners!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loud Toilet Ruled Human Rights Violation
On today's 1-20-22 Thursday show: Selena reveals when she plans to have her wedding, a new code brown has been issued in Canada, the new 5G service is messing with airplanes, a family's loud toilet flush in Italy has been ruled a violation of human rights, Nick Cannon reveals his big insecurity, Gabby Diaz joins the meeting in the ladies room, and JV Show listeners share what thing they see every day that pisses them off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GIFs Are Apparently No Longer Cool
On today's 1-19-22 Wednesday show: There is a dangerous new "sleepy chicken" trend on TikTok, a woman faked a positive covid test to get out of a bad first date, Wendy William's health is reportedly declining, Klay Thompson is making one of the rookies on the team carry around his chess board, Selena still has her Christmas tree up, and a family's escaped hermit crab returns after 3 months!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pregnant Women Going Clubbing
On today's 1-18-22 Tuesday show: Selena thinks she is a Covid long hauler, a new study shows women find men more attractive in masks, a woman on TikTok has her friends sign NDA's before she shares good gossip, we debate whether Selena should go to the clubs in Vegas while pregnant, Bradley Cooper goes full frontal, and the Girl Scouts are selling their cookies on Doordash this year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy MLK Day!
On today's 1-17-22 Monday show: A little bonus episode of the JV Show on this holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Wedding Cake Smash Caused a Divorce!
On today's 1-14-22 Friday show: A man has a cockroach stuck in his ear for 3 days, "warcore" is the newest fashion trend, Kanye punches a fan, Pete Davidson lands a movie role, a woman says she is getting a divorce after her husband smashed her face in their wedding cake, The GAP is launching a line of NFT hoodies, and Logan Paul gets duped on a 3.5 million dollar set of Pokemon cards! Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eargasmic
On today's 1-13-22 Thursday show: A major accident on the Bay Bridge causes most of the JV Show to be late for work, CD sales are somehow on the rise, a woman accidentally brought a plate of pot brownies to a card game at a senior center, we crown our first winner in our new trivia game "Do you think you can run it", more couples are starting to sleep in separate bedrooms, Julia Fox and Kanye are spotted kissing, people share what their most "eargasmic" sounds are, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charizards, Snorlaxes, and Squirtles!
On today's 1-12-22 Wednesday show: Selena has officially made a major life change, a pair of cops were fired for playing Pokemon GO while on duty, a food delivery driver posts a video eating a customer's food because of a bad tip, a guy breaks a pay it forward streak at a Starbucks drive-thru, there is a new cruise ship that you can live on, and we bring on a Bay Area nail tech who services some of the Warriors's player's wives!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Man With a Pig Heart!
On today's 1-11-22 Tuesday show: A patient just received the first ever pig heart transplant, the former host of Top Gear got smashed in the nuts by one of the cows on his farm, Arby's in launching the spiciest fast food sandwich ever, an Australian bride is trying to catch Covid to get it out of the way before her wedding, Selena gives an update on her ultrasound appointment, the lineup for Bottlerock was just announced, and a CEO offers his employees 5K to quit after two weeks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Niners, Raiders, and Klay! Oh My!!!!!
On today's 1-10-22 Monday show: A high school teacher is busted for bringing her son to a covid test in the trunk of her car, Selena witnessed a shoplifting, a Japanese man rents himself out to do absolutely nothing, Kanye West is "love bombing" Julia Fox, we bring back our trivia game "Do You Think You Can Run It?", Graham gives an update on whether he made it through the weekend for Dry January, and the crazy weekend in Bay Area sports!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father and Son OnlyFans Duo
On today's 1-7-22 Friday show: Taco Bell announces a new subscription taco service, Ed Sheeran says he wants to tour in a camper van, a family accidentally donated their cat inside a recliner chair to a thrift store, a woman had to use the cat's litter box to go to the bathroom, Britney Spears posts some nude photos on IG, some internet sleuths think that Kylie Jenner has already had her baby in secret, and a father and son post together on OnlyFans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beanee Weenees!!!!
On today's 1-6-22 Thursday show: A new study revealed something interesting about people who are obsessed with celebs, a female Twitch streamer makes an insane amount of money every month, a pregnant woman loses it when her man brings home a can of baked beans for breakfast, the Grammys have been postponed, Antonio Brown issues a statement, a guy puts himself on a billboard to try to find love, and a SF company declares they are switching to a 4 day work week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fartreprenuer Hospitalized!
On today's 1-5-22 Wednesday show: The former reality star that was selling her jarred farts had to be hospitalized for farting too much, another debate about whether a falling bullet can kill you, an NHL fan saved a team employee's life pointing out a cancerous mole, Kim K unfollows Miley Cyrus, Kanye gets a second date, Graham admits he is hooked on a new Netflix show, and Joe Exotic has setup a new GoFundMe. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Questionable Gift Giving From Graham
On today's 1-4-22 Tuesday show: Graham reveals what he got his wife for Christmas this year, a set of twins from Salinas were born in different years, a woman was born with actual resting B face, a new dangerous trend on TikTok has already landed a kid in the hospital, Tristan Thompson apologizes to Khloe after a paternity test, Antonio Brown drops a new single, an update on that Frenchie stolen from SF, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena Got Engaged!!!!! (At a superspreader event)
On today's 1-3-22 Monday show: The show is back live and there is a lot to catch up on! Selena's engagement, her family's superspreader event, her current bout with covid, plus tons more!!! Happy New Year everyone!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Holidays From The JV Show!!!!!!
End of the year message from the JV Show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sheep Butts
On today's 12-14-21 Tuesday show: People are going overboard posting their Elf on the Shelf every single day, a woman accidentally live streamed herself hooking up with her boyfriend, a foul mouthed crow had to be captured at an Oregon school, a video goes viral showing what a sheep's butt looks like, we debate whether people should have strippers at bachelor parties, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get In Line!!!!!!!
On today's 12-13-21 Monday show: Doctor's found a leech in a toddler's throat, a man set a record for staring into the sun without blinking, Google put out their list of search trends for 2021, there's a new puzzle that could make you rich, the atmospheric river totally pounds the Bay Area, a male Karen loses it on a woman at a gas station for cutting in line, and the Niners got a huge OT win!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Kia For Karens
On today's 12-10-21 Friday show: A woman is charged for breaking a sink while hooking up with her man, Graham is having some problems with his Elf on the Shelf, we play one of our listener's emotional new songs, Kanye used his concert with Drake to beg for Kim K back, Selena wonders if she should have a gender reveal party, we learn that Chidi is obsessed with Jack Harlow, and tons more on a fun Friday show!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camel Botox
On today's 12-9-21 Thursday show: Putting Botox into camels is apparently a thing, a company made the world's largest pot brownie, a man was almost killed by a big group of otters, remote workers are using mouse movers to trick their companies, the Marin parents that knowingly sent their kids to school with Covid might be facing charges, a new start up is making fake coffee, and a woman shares a way to ward off creepy guys at the gym.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Omicron Family Restaurant
On today's 12-8-21 Wednesday show: A park ranger gives step by step instructions for how to go number 2 in the woods, a hotel employee explains why you should never eat the free breakfast, a substitute teacher was fired over some horrible karaoke, Gorilla Glue Girl is back with a new hair problem, a restaurant in Wisconsin is named Omicron, and we discuss whether it is cool or not to post a crying selfie picture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

70,000 Minutes!!
On today's 12-7-21 Tuesday show: A Guinea pig chewed off a woman's bangs, someone lit the huge Christmas tree in Oakland on fire, school districts are starting to get rid of D and F grades, people share the best spots in the Bay Area to see Xmas lights, there is a new country holiday song that is beating Adele on the charts, Selena's son won't stop ditching his diaper, a guy asked his wife for a pretty outrageous birthday month gift, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Nose Tooth
On today's 12-6-21 Monday show: A man tries to use a fake arm to avoid getting a Covid vaccine, there is now a chicken tender shortage, Aaron Carter unfollowed then followed Selena again, a Bay Area family sent their kids to school after they tested positive, a man lied to his girlfriend for years so she wouldn't discover he was building a massive toy model train set, Adele says she can't watch Real Housewives, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Attempts To Breastfeed Hairless Cat On Airplane?!?!
On today's 12-3-21 Friday show: We learn what "fartlek" is, a woman was caught doing something crazy on a flight, we talk to Chelsea from Santacon Hayward, MGK stabbed his hand trying to impress Megan Fox, a surgeon was fined for amputating a patient's wrong leg, Alec Baldwin gives his first interview since the deadly shooting, mushroom leather is coming to the world of fashion, and Tristan busted cheating again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New World Record......Loudest Burp!
On today's 12-2-21 Thursday show: The Elf on the Shelf is sold out everywhere, a new study says that if you have an expensive wedding you are more likely to get divorced, debt collectors are now legally allowed to slide in your DMs, we share our goals for 2022, Graham's son was bitten by another kid at school, a bikini waxer shares a secret for how they deal with smelly clients, and a man set a world record for loudest burp!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Omarion Variant
On today's 12-1-21 Wednesday show: There's another asteroid making a near pass with Earth, a man with a Tesla face tattoo was arrested for DUI driving a 1992 minivan, there is a new real estate rush happening in the Metaverse, a bride told her bridesmaids that they can never wear their dresses again, Aaron Carter is now a single dad, the tolls on all Bay Area bridges are going up, and a Tesla made a kid fail his driver's test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Xmas Be Canceled For Bad Kids?
On today's 11-30-21 Tuesday show: It's national personal space day, PETA is launching a line of clothes made from human leather, drone taxis are ready to take flight, we discuss whether parents should cancel Christmas for bad kids, a new company is making helmets for surfers, an expert says never wear skinny jeans on a flight, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Tis The Season For RanchNog!
On today's 11-29-21 Monday show: Selena sounds like she swallowed a bunch of gravel, another Bay Area Frenchie was stolen at gunpoint, people are making Thanksgiving leftovers into pizza, there is a new must-have toy for Christmas this year, Kanye is doing whatever it takes to try to get Kim K back, Hidden Valley Ranch has launched an eggnog that tastes like ranch dressing, and a woman suffered a painful mishap with a gun while doing a live stream!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Dollar Twenty-Five Tree
On today's 11-24-21 Wednesday show: A woman tried to hire a hitman through a phony website, White Castle has an OnlyFans, the Jonas Brothers got roasted, Wendy Williams may never be returning to her show, the Dollar Tree is raising their prices, a dad is being charged for shoving a soccer ref at his son's game, and Will Smith says he used to get physically ill after every time he hooked up. Happy Thanksgiving Eve!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"A Vicious Fart"
On today's 11-23-21 Tuesday show: Fartgate Sunday Night Football edition, a growing number of people say they may never want to have kids, Natasha correctly predicted Selena being pregnant, a woman says her lip filler has migrated to her chin, a toy company made a Peloton bike for kids, a flight attendant says it is alright to use the first class bathroom, Michael Strahan is going to space, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena's HUGE Announcement!!
On today's 11-22-21 Monday show: Selena has some very big news to share, the looting in the Bay Area got out of hand over the weekend, money covered a Southern California highway, Britney is trying to reignite an old beef, a woman wakes up from a coma on the day her family was going to pull the plug on her, a bowling ball was used in an attempted car jacking, and tons more!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AirPod Instead of an Advil
On today's 11-19-21 Friday show: That Amber alert for a 15 year old kidnapped in Santa Rosa was all a prank, a woman tried to blame an egg roll for her DUI, a woman says she accidentally swallowed an AirPod thinking it was an Advil, Graham's son got some scissors and cut his own hair, a bride got really upset at one of her bridesmaids over some jewelry, and there are some brand new Thanksgiving flavored ice creams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Brown Friday"
On today's 11-18-21 Thursday show: It's the 50th anniversary of the Egg McMuffin, plumbers are dreading the day that they now call "Brown Friday", the Gorilla Glue Girl is dropping a rap song, one of the Ram's player's wives threw a pretzel at a Niners' fan, Kim K and Pete Davidson go IG official, Lil Nas X goes on the Maury show, and a woman leaves 500 million to a dog!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Doc Says You Are Going #2 All Wrong
On today's 11-17-21 Wednesday show: A doctor says that we are all going number 2 the wrong way, there is a new app for hooking up that is gaining popularity, United Airlines is going to start serving alcohol on flights again, new research shows most Twitter users are just talking to themselves, Kanye and Drake have squashed their beef, Chrissy Teigen is being called out once again, and we discuss whether it was cool or not for Niner's fans to be doing the wave at MNF.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Niners Totally Pound the Rams!
On today's 11-16-21 Tuesday show: A woman was held hostage by a possum, two Bay Area cities were named to a report's most fun places to live in the country list, a high school has had to start taking the doors off bathroom stalls to try to curb student's bad behavior, the 49ers got a huge win over the Rams on MNF, Gen Z thinks that Airpods are no longer cool, Britney Spears has her first glass of champagne, and fans are still trying to find evidence that Selena Gomez and Chris Evans are dating! Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mayo In Your Coffee
On today's 11-15-21 Monday show: A woman got a nasty infection on her face from a man's facial stubble, there's new Christmas themed Crocs out, a study reveals what types of pet owners are most likely to be cheaters, Kendall Jenner wore a very revealing dress to a wedding, Graham's shoes got peed on by his son right before a photoshoot, we finally try mayo in coffee, and Britney Spears is officially free!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space Junk!!
On today's 11-12-21 Friday show: A Vacaville woman gave birth on her front lawn and their doorbell camera captured the whole thing, a woman exposes her man on TikTok for cheating on her with her best friend, the gas prices in the Bay Area have gotten insane, a ninth victim has passed from injuries sustained at Travis Scott's concert, a 105 year old woman broke a world record for the 100m, and the volleyball from the movie "Cast Away" just sold for a massive amount!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot Cheeto Green Bean Casserole
On today's 11-11-21 Thursday show: A grammar expert says there is an expression that a lot of people say that makes you sound weak and less confident, the royals weigh themselves before and after holiday meals, there is a new Hot Cheetos based green bean casserole recipe, people share what car models have the worst drivers, the Warriors winning continues, YouTube making some changes to the dislike button, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas Trees Before Thanksgiving?
On today's 11-10-21 Wednesday show: Lyft is going to be rolling out driverless cars in Las Vegas in 2 years, Arbys is launching a new flavored vodka, a brothel is offering a unique incentive for getting the vaccine, Paul Rudd voted the sexiest man alive, more fallout from the Travis Scott concert, we debate putting your Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White Meat or Dark Meat?
On today's 11-9-21 Tuesday show: A couple in Belgium caused a church to have to be fully cleaned with holy water, some hand signs shared on TikTok saved a girl, Kanye says he wants to squash the beef with Drake, a girl has eaten nothing but chicken nuggets for the past 10 years, Demi Lovato is launching a line of adult toys, and buyers are starting to express remorse over some of their big pandemic purchases. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People Apparently Cook Food in Their Dishwashers!
On today's 11-8-21 Monday show: The time change is messing with everyone, Graham lost his voice over the weekend, a man's privates started to rot after being bit by a cobra, President Biden farted at the climate summit, people cook in their dishwashers, inmates suing for being tortured by the Baby Shark song, an update on the tragic Travis Scott concert, and the much anticipated return of the Green Bean Casserole song!!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cardi B Inspired a Scientific Study!
On today's 11-5-21 Friday show: Graham finally admits he may have a small problem with his sports gambling, the founder of Papa Johns is back with some more bizarre claims about his former company, one of our listeners is doing an awesome gaming live stream for charity, Aaron Carter has now followed Selena on IG, Kanye West has a whole lot to say on a new podcast, there is a near full Beaver Moon eclipse on the way this month, Cardi B's claim that "hoes don't get cold" may actually be true scientifically, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Celeb Slid Into Selena's DM's!
On today's 11-4-21 Thursday show: Graham has a major update on #CatWatch2021, a woman confesses that the only reason her husband keeps getting promoted is because she is hooking up with his boss, a math tutor has become very successful teaching on a porn site, a new poll on how long people wait to hook up, a woman has a bathroom emergency while running a marathon, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pole Assassin Stripper Monkey Bite
On today's 11-3-21 Wednesday show: A guy is really upset with the wording on a brand's ketchup bottle, a kid got bitten by a stripper's monkey on Halloween, a woman took a DNA test that revealed she has more than 50 half siblings, President Biden was flashed by a large naked man, a new study shows couples who met online are more likely to get divorced, and a bar bans Mariah Carey's song until December 1st. Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.