
The JV Show Podcast
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Happy International Women's Day!!
On today's 3-8-22 Tuesday show: There is a new streaming platform that is just designed to help you relax, a Vegas neighborhood is plagued by large amounts of bee poop, one of our listeners comes up with a nonsensical hack to combat the high gas prices, someone released a bat in a theater showing the new Batman movie, Wingstop is going to start producing wings in the Metaverse, Kanye puts out a poem, and we celebrate all the women in our lives on International Women's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jingle Balls!
On today's 3-7-22 Monday show: Some more pointless world records have been set, the truth about how much bacteria is on restaurant silverware, a model charges 2k for "honey trapping" your man, gas prices have gotten out of control in the Bay Area, San Francisco is no longer the least affordable city in the country, a teacher gets beat up by a bunch of toddlers, and signs that your relationship is over.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dirty Muffin
On today's 3-4-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Pat Sajak is asking for people to stop bashing the Wheel of Fortune contestants, Mark Zuckerberg's sister dropped some new music, Pete Davidson might go to space, a new Amazon account hack you should know about, a Starbucks worker comes up with a great way to deal with people's ridiculous orders, and a muffin lands on a giant hairball in our studio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another Feather In Your Map
On today's 3-3-22 Thursday show: Some contestants on Wheel of Fortune can't solve an easy puzzle for over 2 minutes, a pack of toddlers escaped from a daycare, we have some more fun with the new Talkback feature on the Iheart App, Kim K is now legally single, Kanye takes his attacks of Pete Davidson too far, a fan slapped a Warriors' player on the butt, and yet another woman is selling her jarred farts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MMA Fighter Blows Nose A Little Too Hard!
On today's 3-2-22 Wednesday show: The debate rages on about people who order complicated Starbucks drinks, they released the number of FCC complaints this year's SB halftime show got, Kanye fires his divorce attorney, we discover a very cool new feature of the IheartRadio App, Fremont again ranked as one of the best places to live in the country, Courtney Cox had to sell her home because it was haunted, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pregnant Twice in a Week?!
On today's 3-1-22 Tuesday show: A Bay Area woman gets pregnant twice within the same week, a man finds a pearl in his clams at a restaurant, there are changes coming to TikTok, a woman says she is terrified to order her favorite Starbucks drink, Britney posts another round of nude photos on IG, there is a brand new pizza vending machine, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F.A.R.T.
On today's 2-28-22 Monday show: A baby is born with uncontrollable hair syndrome,a woman is looking for some relationship advice because her boyfriend is too gassy, Selena's man comes on the show to discuss baby names, a woman gets an amazing vanity license plate somehow approved, the Tinder Swindler is now charging for club appearances, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bronny's Undies
On today's 2-25-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", old Iphones might be worth a lot of money, Graham rants about the Bay Bridge, there is evidence that your life may actually flash before your eyes before you die, Lebron's son is making millions in high school, a woman learns that her pineapple tattoo has a dirty meaning, Hank the Tank is still on the loose in Tahoe, and a company is offering someone over 6k to smell their dog's poop for 2 months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Pinky Finger Determines Your Personality
On today's 2-24-22 Thursday show: A man says he thought his wife was trying to get kinky with him when in actuality she was just trying to beat him up, 2 women found out they were switched at birth 57 years ago, what the length of your pinky finger says about your personality, Graham accidentally lied on a background check, a mom paid her son a lot of money to not join social media, Pete Davidson deletes his IG, the Russians have invaded, and new details on the death of Bob Saget. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yaasssss! Get Your Bag Queen!
On today's 2-23-22 Wednesday show: A baby was born at 2:22am on 2-22-22, Graham did something disgusting at 2:22pm, the Bay Area gets pounded by hail and sleet, people are using a nose spray to get more tan, a bikini barista says she often gets one particular weird request from customers, Kanye has a listening party for his new album, and Selena thinks a wedding planner is trying to scam her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Twosday!!
On today's 2-2-22 Tuesday show: There is a giant bear wrecking houses in Lake Tahoe, an Olympic athlete suffers a frozen penis during a skiing event, Selena has a big issue with who will be in her upcoming wedding party, the Tinder Swindler gives his first interview, Kanye's new album wasn't released on time, and is it ever okay to lie to friends to get them to actually show up on time to things? Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kardashian Sighting in Napa
On today's 2-18-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", you may soon be able to have your own hologram of yourself, Wendy Williams posts a video to social media about her health that raises more questions than it answers, robot grocery delivery service has now arrived to the Bay Area, a woman faked being pregnant so she could get a paid maternity vacation, Kanye wants to start his own TV network, there was a Kardashian sighting in Napa, and someone is selling a cigar that Michael Jordan smoked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fork in the Road
On today's 2-17-22 Thursday show: A brand new way people are getting scammed, Rams' QB Matt Stafford getting dragged for his response to a woman falling off stage at the SB parade and breaking her spine, someone dumped a live python at a Bay Area park, Kelly Clarkson says she still has her Xmas tree up, a new dating app uses voice recordings to help people match, an enitre cabin was stolen in Michigan, a new world record sized fork is being built, a woman's new stepmom is younger than she is, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shower Socks
On today's 2-16-22 Wednesday show: We are now in the worst mega drought in history, a man didn't know it was weird that he wears socks in the shower, Alec Baldwin is getting sued, a flight attendant says it is dangerous to switch seats on a plane, Tristan Thompson still hasn't even met his side baby, is it cool to post the stuff you got on Valentine's Day?, Hippie Hill is opening back up for the annual 420 celebration, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flex On 'Em!!
On today's 2-15-21 Tuesday show: A new survey reveals what type of fish you should be holding in your Tinder profile pic, parts of your car are found to be dirtier than a toilet seat, how long you should wait to say I love you in a relationship, Selena didn't get a single thing for Valentine's Day, Nick Cannon sounds like he might want Mariah back, Kanye and Julia Fox have broken up, and a flight attendant says she had a ghost sighting on a recent flight!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Game, V-Day, and Lots of Lost Bets!
On today's 2-14-22 Monday show: So much to recap from the Big Game and all the commercials, actual snakes on a plane, a weekend of Kanye rants, a car licking moose, people that buy their own flowers for Valentine's Day, Eminem's eyebrows, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nerd Alert!!!!!!
On today's 2-11-22 Friday show: Another stellar editon of "Chidi's Tweets", the game Wordle saved a woman's life, did the Simpsons actually predict the final score of the big game???, Drake has placed some huge bets on the game, there is a disgusting new trend on TikTok, we discuss the best football party foods, and Selena makes a major "nerd alert" admission!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Craigslist Couch
On today's 2-10-22 Thursday show: Another accident on the Bay Bridge causes Selena to be late, a 70 year old woman in Italy was discovered sitting in her living room chair 2 years after she passed away, some radio DJs set a world record for longest interview, there is a new restaurant that is just for "Karens", Britney Spears is planning a major comeback, a guy upgrades his own airline ticket but not his wife's, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gate To The Groin!
On today's 2-9-22 Wednesday show: A new study says that sleeping more will help you lose weight, a man's car slides on ice into a river after he pulled over to go pee, Peloton lays off a ton of employees but offers them a year membership to the app, Elton John told Charlie Puth that his music sucks, an 80 year old nun was given only one year in prison for stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from a Catholic school, Cardi B wants to change the name of her fan army, and the U.S. finally wins a gold medal at the Olympics!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drake Has Bet a Billion Dollars??
On today's 2-8-22 Tuesday show: A woman had to be rescued after spending 2 days on a lake on an air mattress, a new poll says 3 out of 4 couples experienced love at first sight, an Olympic athlete shares a picture of the Fyre Festival looking food they are being served there, Drake has bet a serious amount of money online gambling, more debate surrounding the women on the Tinder Swindler, Pete Davidson calls Kim K his girlfriend, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena's Gender Reveal!!
On today's 2-7-22 Monday show: Sales of men's lingerie have increased dramatically, there is a new event on FB dedicated to throwing eggs at Jeff Bezos's new superyacht, Pete Davidson gets booed at a basketball game, the Kim and Kanye feud over their kids escalates, Lamar Odom craps the bed, and Selena finally has her gender reveal for her new baby!! Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ewww! Thousands of Fingernail Clippings
On today's 2-4-22 Friday show: A couple finds a nasty surprise in the used couch that they bought, a renter believes that landlords should have to provide references for themselves as well, Snoop lost his Frenchie for a few days, Facebook's number of daily users declines for the first time, a list of ways to celebrate Valentine's Day if you are single, we examine some more Chidi tweets, Selena's gender reveal is turning into a disaster, and an update on the Niners fan that is in a coma.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pesterini Strikes Again!
On today's 2-3-22 Thursday show: JV posts a message to fans of the show, a woman says she was assaulted in the Metaverse, Drake unfollows Rihanna following her pregnancy announcement, the Powell St. BART bathrooms reopen after being closed for 20 years, a man that hates bugs sets a world record for most insect tattoos, the Bengals just did something that might cost them the Super Bowl, Selena is brought to tears over a food order mistake, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IFART
On today's 2-2-22 Wednesday show: The groundhog saw his shadow, Florida releases their list of last year's rejected vanity license plate requests, a supermarket worker shares the way that she gets revenge on rude customers, a woman says she didn't get a job offer because of her voicemail greeting message, Anitta has a man on the Bengals, we discuss whether it is cool or not to post your Wordle score every day, and a film festival in Sweden tried to hypnotize the crowd before a movie screening!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Mold! My God the Mold!!!
On today's 2-1-22 Tuesday show: Graham's house has been overrun by mold, an article says that the best Valentine's day present is a bidet, a woman says a man she went on a date with has saved every piece of gum he has ever chewed, a man's road rage is caught on camera as he shoots up his own car, Tom Brady announces he is retiring, and 8 percent of people eat pizza with a fork and knife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Niners Lose and Selena Gets Crocs. Can It Get Worse????
On today's 1-31-22 Monday show: Move over Felon Bae there is a new hot criminal, Nick Cannon has baby number 8 on the way, there is a debate online about whether a woman is a Karen, two more Frenchies were stolen in the Bay Area, Bieber spends a huge amount on some NFT art, Selena gets her first pair of Crocs, and all the reaction from the Niners' heartbreaking loss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vampire Hands
On today's 1-28-22 Friday show: A man was wrongly convicted of a murder that was actually committed by his identical twin brother, we dissect some tweets from Chidi, a woman says she has a very strange side effect to the covid vaccine, new allegations against Chris Brown, pro pillow fighting is a thing, people are having a field day with Khloe's vampire hands, and we talk to a listener who is heading down to the Niners' game! Let's gooooooo!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Litter Boxes in School Bathrooms??
On today's 1-27-22 Thursday show: A woman online is confused about why her boyfriend puts his pajamas under his pillow each day, Selena is worried all her hair is going to fall out, there are rumors that Adele's Vegas residency might be canceled entirely, a robot performs a very complex surgery all on its own, and a school district has to set the record straight about whether they have litter boxes in the kid's bathrooms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Certified Pre-Owned
On today's 1-26-22 Wednesday show: An adult toy company has a blossoming certified pre-owned marketplace, a hockey team holds their annual teddy bear toss, a drive-thru worker tells a customer there is a MILF Monday promotion, Kim K denies the existence of a second sex tape, Selena bought a back cracker that she saw on TikTok, more creepy details from the Hugh Hefner docuseries, and Graham loses it over Barry Bonds not being elected to the Hall of Fame!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roomba Wanders Away From Hotel
On today's 1-25-22 Tuesday show: The ticket restrictions for the NFC Championship game have suddenly been lifted, a woman tried to buy another woman's baby for 500k, a hotel's robot vacuum went missing after it wandered away from the premises, Kanye reportedly tracked down the other Kim K sex tape, a new Playboy documentary is making some creepy allegations, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

R.I.P. Dry January
On today's 1-24-22 Monday show: The Niner game caused Graham to break his Dry January, a guy broke up with his girlfriend even after she had donated a kidney to him, China is bringing back anal swab covid testing before the Olympics, Julia Fox says she is not with Kanye for the money or fame, Selena suffered another panic attack, Adele tries to make it up to her fans for the canceled shows, and the Rams are trying to block Niner fans from coming to the NFC Championship game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Vegas Dreams Are Crushed
On today's 1-21-22 Friday show: Adele cancels her Vegas shows and so is our trip to go see her, an 8 week old baby speaks, a guide to what your farts say about your health, people are now starting divorce gift registries, Kanye is spotted eating an ice cream cone and driving a minivan, a new study says wine is not good for your heart, and so much more! Go Niners!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loud Toilet Ruled Human Rights Violation
On today's 1-20-22 Thursday show: Selena reveals when she plans to have her wedding, a new code brown has been issued in Canada, the new 5G service is messing with airplanes, a family's loud toilet flush in Italy has been ruled a violation of human rights, Nick Cannon reveals his big insecurity, Gabby Diaz joins the meeting in the ladies room, and JV Show listeners share what thing they see every day that pisses them off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GIFs Are Apparently No Longer Cool
On today's 1-19-22 Wednesday show: There is a dangerous new "sleepy chicken" trend on TikTok, a woman faked a positive covid test to get out of a bad first date, Wendy William's health is reportedly declining, Klay Thompson is making one of the rookies on the team carry around his chess board, Selena still has her Christmas tree up, and a family's escaped hermit crab returns after 3 months!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pregnant Women Going Clubbing
On today's 1-18-22 Tuesday show: Selena thinks she is a Covid long hauler, a new study shows women find men more attractive in masks, a woman on TikTok has her friends sign NDA's before she shares good gossip, we debate whether Selena should go to the clubs in Vegas while pregnant, Bradley Cooper goes full frontal, and the Girl Scouts are selling their cookies on Doordash this year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy MLK Day!
On today's 1-17-22 Monday show: A little bonus episode of the JV Show on this holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Wedding Cake Smash Caused a Divorce!
On today's 1-14-22 Friday show: A man has a cockroach stuck in his ear for 3 days, "warcore" is the newest fashion trend, Kanye punches a fan, Pete Davidson lands a movie role, a woman says she is getting a divorce after her husband smashed her face in their wedding cake, The GAP is launching a line of NFT hoodies, and Logan Paul gets duped on a 3.5 million dollar set of Pokemon cards! Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eargasmic
On today's 1-13-22 Thursday show: A major accident on the Bay Bridge causes most of the JV Show to be late for work, CD sales are somehow on the rise, a woman accidentally brought a plate of pot brownies to a card game at a senior center, we crown our first winner in our new trivia game "Do you think you can run it", more couples are starting to sleep in separate bedrooms, Julia Fox and Kanye are spotted kissing, people share what their most "eargasmic" sounds are, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charizards, Snorlaxes, and Squirtles!
On today's 1-12-22 Wednesday show: Selena has officially made a major life change, a pair of cops were fired for playing Pokemon GO while on duty, a food delivery driver posts a video eating a customer's food because of a bad tip, a guy breaks a pay it forward streak at a Starbucks drive-thru, there is a new cruise ship that you can live on, and we bring on a Bay Area nail tech who services some of the Warriors's player's wives!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Man With a Pig Heart!
On today's 1-11-22 Tuesday show: A patient just received the first ever pig heart transplant, the former host of Top Gear got smashed in the nuts by one of the cows on his farm, Arby's in launching the spiciest fast food sandwich ever, an Australian bride is trying to catch Covid to get it out of the way before her wedding, Selena gives an update on her ultrasound appointment, the lineup for Bottlerock was just announced, and a CEO offers his employees 5K to quit after two weeks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Niners, Raiders, and Klay! Oh My!!!!!
On today's 1-10-22 Monday show: A high school teacher is busted for bringing her son to a covid test in the trunk of her car, Selena witnessed a shoplifting, a Japanese man rents himself out to do absolutely nothing, Kanye West is "love bombing" Julia Fox, we bring back our trivia game "Do You Think You Can Run It?", Graham gives an update on whether he made it through the weekend for Dry January, and the crazy weekend in Bay Area sports!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father and Son OnlyFans Duo
On today's 1-7-22 Friday show: Taco Bell announces a new subscription taco service, Ed Sheeran says he wants to tour in a camper van, a family accidentally donated their cat inside a recliner chair to a thrift store, a woman had to use the cat's litter box to go to the bathroom, Britney Spears posts some nude photos on IG, some internet sleuths think that Kylie Jenner has already had her baby in secret, and a father and son post together on OnlyFans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beanee Weenees!!!!
On today's 1-6-22 Thursday show: A new study revealed something interesting about people who are obsessed with celebs, a female Twitch streamer makes an insane amount of money every month, a pregnant woman loses it when her man brings home a can of baked beans for breakfast, the Grammys have been postponed, Antonio Brown issues a statement, a guy puts himself on a billboard to try to find love, and a SF company declares they are switching to a 4 day work week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fartreprenuer Hospitalized!
On today's 1-5-22 Wednesday show: The former reality star that was selling her jarred farts had to be hospitalized for farting too much, another debate about whether a falling bullet can kill you, an NHL fan saved a team employee's life pointing out a cancerous mole, Kim K unfollows Miley Cyrus, Kanye gets a second date, Graham admits he is hooked on a new Netflix show, and Joe Exotic has setup a new GoFundMe. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Questionable Gift Giving From Graham
On today's 1-4-22 Tuesday show: Graham reveals what he got his wife for Christmas this year, a set of twins from Salinas were born in different years, a woman was born with actual resting B face, a new dangerous trend on TikTok has already landed a kid in the hospital, Tristan Thompson apologizes to Khloe after a paternity test, Antonio Brown drops a new single, an update on that Frenchie stolen from SF, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena Got Engaged!!!!! (At a superspreader event)
On today's 1-3-22 Monday show: The show is back live and there is a lot to catch up on! Selena's engagement, her family's superspreader event, her current bout with covid, plus tons more!!! Happy New Year everyone!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Holidays From The JV Show!!!!!!
End of the year message from the JV Show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sheep Butts
On today's 12-14-21 Tuesday show: People are going overboard posting their Elf on the Shelf every single day, a woman accidentally live streamed herself hooking up with her boyfriend, a foul mouthed crow had to be captured at an Oregon school, a video goes viral showing what a sheep's butt looks like, we debate whether people should have strippers at bachelor parties, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get In Line!!!!!!!
On today's 12-13-21 Monday show: Doctor's found a leech in a toddler's throat, a man set a record for staring into the sun without blinking, Google put out their list of search trends for 2021, there's a new puzzle that could make you rich, the atmospheric river totally pounds the Bay Area, a male Karen loses it on a woman at a gas station for cutting in line, and the Niners got a huge OT win!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Kia For Karens
On today's 12-10-21 Friday show: A woman is charged for breaking a sink while hooking up with her man, Graham is having some problems with his Elf on the Shelf, we play one of our listener's emotional new songs, Kanye used his concert with Drake to beg for Kim K back, Selena wonders if she should have a gender reveal party, we learn that Chidi is obsessed with Jack Harlow, and tons more on a fun Friday show!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.