The JV Show Podcast

On today's 5-16-22 Monday show: Selena is officially out on maternity leave, Graham had a rough weekend gambling, a man wakes up in a narco tunnel in Mexico after falling asleep on his couch, a Tesla goes airborne and smashes through a building, Doja Cat is no longer quitting music, an Arby's manager is accused of peeing in the milkshake mix, we share some tips on how to fight a goose, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-13-22 Friday show: It's Friday the 13th and the check engine light curse is real, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", a woman lays out a bunch of social media rules for any guy that wants to date her, Kendall Jenner has no idea how to slice a cucumber, Jessica Biel shares the best marriage advice, and it's Selena's last day before she goes on maternity vacation!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-12-22 Thursday show: A guy decided to propose to his girlfriend at a funeral, a woman gets a lifetime ban on Tinder for using the dating platform to find kickball teammates, a bunch of old fashioned baby names are coming back in style, a debate is sparked after Lizzo drops a line of shapewear, one of our listeners shares a video of some strange noises their pet makes, and we discuss whether you should tip your dog boarder. Plus so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-11-22 Wednesday show: We go over a list of things to not waste money on at your wedding, a movie star glued his hands to a Starbucks' counter, Adele was spotted in Napa, we have a Bay Area teen on with us to talk about a new Disney+ show he is on, a doctor says you should fart at the gym, Tom Brady gets a massive TV deal, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-10-22 Tuesday show: A doctor on TikTok says we are all doing it wrong when it comes to going pee, a mother and a son try to explain why their romantic relationship is normal, "Herping" is a new trend blowing up online, gas prices are back on the rise, Jack Harlow announces tour dates and none of them are in the Bay Area, a man got ab muscles tattooed on his stomach, Mike Tyson won't be charged for punching that guy at SFO, and a woman sparks a debate about where guys should be looking at the gym.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-9-22 Monday show: The world's longest glass bridge just opened up, a woman was arrested for poking holes in a "love glove", TMZ says they have debunked the Amber Heard snort, a guy gets dragged for wearing the same shirt in all of his dating profile pics, Pete Davidson makes jokes about Kanye in a recent stand-up, dating in the Metaverse is now a thing, and your old VHS tapes might be worth a lot of money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-6-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", some teens catfished one of their teachers and then leaked his nudes, a couple of dolphins were observed in the wild playing with a snake, another Karen loses her mind at a fast food restaurant, a fart turned tragic in North Carolina, one of our listeners auditions for the show and fails miserably, Selena's man surprises her for Mother's Day, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-5-22 Thursday show: A couple took their garter removal at their wedding a little too far, Instagram is going to make a change to become more like TikTok, the Dave Chappelle attacker is actually a rapper, officials warn people not to take a selfie with the Vacaville bear, a TikToker warns people against swimming in pools with a swim up bar, a San Jose woman gets five years in prison for faking having cancer, Selena gives her annual explanation of Cinco de Mayo, and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-4-22 Wednesday show: A man suffered a very public rejection after he tried to propose to his girlfriend at McDonalds, a couple discovered bones under a house they are renovating, a waitress shares her top pet peeves, some bad news to share about our upcoming Jack Harlow interview, Selena is joining a Facebook support group, a pregnant woman is going to be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage while performing, a man scaled the Salesforce tower, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-3-22 Tuesday show: A woman shows off a disgusting way she can unlock phone, a large percentage of people believe that a full moon influences people's behavior, Jack Harlow is shooting his shot at Dua Lipa, a man grew a new body part on his arm, the Gilroy Garlic Festival doesn't look like it is coming back afterall, and all the stories from the Met Gala.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 5-2-22 Monday show: Crocs just launched a cereal themed collab, Nike is selling NFT sneakers, a couple of NBA refs don't know who Jack Harlow is, a Bay Area high school teacher was arrested for teaching under the influence, Graham reveals what he got his wife for her birthday, a woman runs 102 marathons in a 102 days, the Warriors narrowly pull out a win, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-29-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Squirrel Week comes to an end with a story about restaurants serving squirrel, a woman is being called a catfish for wearing dentures in her online pictures, a list of emojis that have been rejected this year, Graham finally attempts the rap from the Imagine Dragon's song Enemy, Snapchat has developed a new pocket sized drone that will follow you around, and tons more on a fun Friday show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-28-22 Thursday show: KFC is doing something really special for Mother's Day, there is a new cereal designed to be eaten with orange juice instead of milk, new biodegradable shoes will turn into a tree if you plant them, that woman that went viral for coughing on an Uber driver in the Bay Area just got busted stealing someone's identity, Graham experienced a Squirrel Week tragedy, a mom revealed what can happen when you push too hard in the delivery room, and we have a meeting in the Ladies Room to discuss a bunch of funny topics!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-27-22 Wednesday show: Jack Harlow gives a shout out to Napa in one of his new songs, Aaron Carter has lined up his next celebrity boxing match opponent, Santa Claus is running for congress, Squirrel Man got evicted from a NY City tree, there is a new tick bite illness that makes you allergic to meat, a new study shows how bad commuting can be on your health, that baby abducted in San Jose has been returned home, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-26-22 Tuesday show: A boy is diagnosed with a rare condition where he can't feel pain, an update to the meth-fueled attack squirrel, someone using the Tesla "smart summon" feature crashed it into a private jet, Britney Spears only made it one day taking a break from IG, there is a new trend about wearing your jeans in the shower, and a new survey reveals what percentage of men and women would like to have a urinal in their house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-25-22 Monday show: It's the return of "Squirrel Week", a space tourism company is going to be offering happy hours in space, yet another debate about whether Jack Harlow is good looking, one of the funniest versions of our trivia game ever, Selena got her due date all wrong, an influencer on IG faked an entire beach scene in her backyard, more details on the guy Tyson punched on the plane, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-22-22 Friday show: The FAA has ruled that a YouTuber crashed his plane on purpose to get more views, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Viola Davis said she found her husband through prayer, Victoria's Secret hires their first male ambassador, Netflix is going to start adding ads, a woman had to be rescued after she fell into an outhouse trying to retrieve her phone, and Selena got swabbed in a very uncomfortable place!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-21-22 Thursday show: A homeowner in Tahoe discovers five bears had been hibernating under their house, Graham has made it almost 3 weeks without gambling, we each share our preferred hot dog to bun ratio, Deebo Samuel demands a trade from the 49ers, Mike Tyson punches a guy on a plane at SFO, the "cash me outside" girl just bought a 6 million dollar mansion in cash, and the Oakland A's attendance hits a new low!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-20-22 Wednesday show: Graham rants about Wordle, a dental patient inhaled one of the dentist's drill bits, senior citizens are starting to get more into gaming, JV shares a disgusting story about something growing on his back, we each take a turn using stoner speak to explain some everyday technology, the Oakland A's have the worst home attendance in over 40 years, Selena shares the top stoner jokes for 420, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-19-22 Tuesday show: Someone posted a list of words they say Millennials need to stop using, a man gets a huge settlement after he had an anxiety attack from his coworkers throwing him a surprise birthday party, a new company wants to implant a microchip in your hand for contactless payments, a 60 and older twerking contest, a baby goat was stolen in the Bay Area, and Graham stepped in a big pile of poop. Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-18 Monday show: Graham and Selena go over their weekend, Ford is a copycat, a woman pulls off epic prank, Britney Spears gets her sexy on, AJ and Selena talk more on their wedding, we play a couple of games including 'Run It', Rihanna and ASAP rumors are false, Disneyland fanatics and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-15-22 Friday show: Another edition of Chidi's Tweets, a professor thinks he has solved the mystery of the Loch Ness monster, former MMA fighter Josh Thomson tells Graham Napa is not part of the Bay Area, comedian Ali Wong is getting a divorce, a kid pranks his dad at the airport, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-14-22 Thursday show: The new Master's Champ says we are all eating our burrito bowls from Chipotle the wrong way, a woman says a guy she met online took her to Target for their first date, Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter, people share their ridiculous pet names, Lululemon is going to start reselling your used yoga pants, disposable jeans are now a thing, a professional baby namer is making big money naming people's kids, and a mom turned in her 14 year old for robbing a store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-13-22 Wednesday show: A guy on a dating app asks a match a very weird question about dinosaurs, turns out men are the real "Karens", people are now throwing post pandemic do-over weddings, Mike Tyson says he would destroy Jake Paul, JV was right and the story about the Bay Area high school teacher being saved from a heart attack by his students was real, another pointless world record involving a lawnmower, and a house is on the market that comes with a person in the basement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-12-22 Tuesday show: A female streaker gets totally pounded by a security guard after running onto the field at a rugby game, we play a new game where we guess which celebrity is oldest, a woman says she fatally hit two cyclists with her car because of her IBS, a boxing legend says Jake Paul is legit, Cam Newton says some very controversial things about women, and we debate whether it is okay for a stranger to discipline your kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-11-22 Monday show: A man was arrested for beating up his roommate over a mosquito, we missed Dog Fart Appreciation Day, Graham brings audio of an animal that makes some interesting sounds, Will Smith gets a ten year ban, a man accidentally opens a delivery of an adult toy meant for his 18 year old daughter, there was a massive Home Depot fire in San Jose, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-8-22 Friday show: A woman won 10 million dollars all because someone bumped into her, a growing number of parents are having the climate change talk with their kids, Selena finally saw a specialist for her lost taste and smell, a guy accidentally attached STD test results to his job application, dog licks could contain dangerous bacteria, a woman says she thought she had a stomach bug but ended up giving birth, and so much more on a fun Friday show!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-7-22 Thursday show: A record amount of Americans say they are at their highest level of stress, sleep experts offer new advice on what to do if you can't fall asleep, a fox bit a California congressman, JV details his new insane eating and supplement/medication schedule, Graham does his famous golf commentary for the Masters, our meeting in the Ladies Room, and so much more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-6-22 Wednesday show: Scammers be scamming, George Kittle puts a Rams' fan in his place on social media, a woman shares the things she does to test a guy on a first date, the world's tallest flagpole is going to be erected in Maine, another scary dog theft in the Bay Area, a woman discovered a reverse peephole in her hotel room, and everyone shares the 3 things they look for on social media.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-5-22 Tuesday show: An update on the falcon that lived on the UC Berkeley campus, Farrah Abraham wants to pursue stand up comedy, the Bay Area is tops in the nation for percentage of people that want to work from home, a couple charges their guests per plate at their wedding, another woman has been hospitalized for holding in too many farts, The Weeknd is thinking about changing his name, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-4-22 Monday show: JV and Natasha return to the show! They give a full explanation of why they have been out, plus join in for some of the usual JV Show fun! Catch the entire show here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JV gives a full explanation of why he and Natasha have been out for the past several months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 4-1-22 Friday show: Another edition of Chidi's Tweets, the percentage of people that have social media accounts for their pets, the NFL is launching their own streaming platform, Julia Fox might be joining a big reality show, there is a new hack to watch IG stories anonymously, a Bridgerton star taught herself how to give tattoos to herself, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-31-22 Thursday show: Graham goes on a rant about the terrible tasting coffee that Selena brought, a major scandal breaks about Meta trying to sabotage TikTok, a women gets a crab in her ear while snorkeling, Billie Eilish tells the SF crowd her breath stinks, Chris Rock has his first stand-up comedy performance since the slap, a hotel is offering a package where you can bring your houseplants, and we share what weird smells we actually love. Plus tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-30-22 Wednesday show: A woman online says that a statue in Italy is being sexually harrassed, a guy in the UK drives the world's smallest car to save on gas, Tiger Woods might be making a comeback at the Masters, a debate about whether to wear socks with Crocs, more stars react to the Will Smith slap, San Francisco named one of the rattiest cities in the country, and Kanye is already showering his new lady with lavish gifts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-29-22 Tuesday show: Selena pitches a bunch of world records she thinks we can beat, some new tips for how to declutter your home, Justin Bieber is getting in on the pearl necklace jewelry trend, Will Smith issues a formal apology, Tornado Boy gets a brand new truck, Chippy the robot may soon be making you your chips at Chipotle, Taylor Swift was given an honorary degree, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-28-22 Monday show: The slap heard around the world! All the fallout and reaction to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, plus lots more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-25-22 Friday show: Graham is in a losing war against a rat in his house, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", a woman says she had made over 100k posting videos of herself taking covid tests, Miley Cyrus allegedly puts ketchup on her salad, Doja Cat says she is quitting music, there is a new movement online to celebrate short men, Charlie Puth breaks down over his new single, and a receipt for an invisible piece of artwork is about to sell for a lot of money!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-24-22 Thursday show: A video of an angry Karen sparks a debate about why more people don't stand up and defend the people she is berating, some nerds have created a shield that will make you invisible, a new poll reveals a shocking amount of people eat while in the bathroom, a hotel is arming all their guests with water guns to defend against aggressive seagulls, a PGA tour golfer admits he got injured playing ping pong, and we bring on Wild 949 personality Angelina to talk about how she just got her brand new car stolen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-23-22 Wednesday show: A woman sets a new world record for eating the most chicken nuggets in one minute, a famous singer had to be hospitalized for holding in too many farts, a guy shares a hilarious but angry text he got from his wife after he moved their coffee machine, the CHP says a huge Bay Area crash might have been caused by Daylight Saving, a truck flips in a tornado and then drives off like nothing happened, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-22-22 Tuesday show: A major announcement about the JV Show that you must hear!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-21-22 Monday show: A TikToker came up with a plan to save money by eating Taco Bell for every meal, a SF company just set a record for largest serving of plant based ceviche, a woman says a man googled her medication that she left out in her bathroom and then texted her about it, Julia Fox cut off the top of her jeans and wore it as a top, we discuss what age you should give your kid a cell phone, and lots of workers that quit during the "great resignation" are have regrets, and our big Wazzmatazz summer concert lineup announcement!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-18-22 Friday show: Chidi had a very public fall, a dentist was busted for messing up people's teeth on purpose so he could charge them to fix them, a man was bitten by a snake that had survived inside a sealed bottle for over a year, Jack Harlow says he doesn't drink cause it is "boyish", a woman got drunk and tried to book an Uber ride to Ukraine, Wendy Williams gives her first interview, and Graham learns that his world record has been broken by someone else!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-17-22 Thursday show: A wolverine man eats an almost all raw meat diet, a new survey reveals the Bay Area's safest city, Lil Nas X finally returns to twitter, Selena still doesn't have her taste and smell back 3 months after having Covid, people share their best techniques for getting rid of the hiccups, Kanye's account on IG gets suspended, and another horrible Wheel of Fortune fail!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-16-22 Wednesday show: A new study shows how dangerous sleeping with a dim light on in your room can be to your health, the woman that stole the expensive bottle from a San Jose restaurant has been identified, a SF company is getting dragged for illegally requiring job applicants to take an IQ test, changing the clocks twice a year might be finally coming to an end, Rihanna says she is going to be a psycho mom, and we debate whether it is cool or not to keep your phone out on the dinner table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-15-22 Tuesday show: Elon Musk has challenged Putin to a fight, influencers are now ingesting aquarium cleaner for purported health benefits, a FART license plate update, more Kim and Kanye drama, Steph Curry had a huge night on the court for his birthday, there's a new roadkill harvesting app, a Meta employee complains about their laundry service going away, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-14-22 Monday show: Daylight Savings is messing with us, there is a diamond ring being sold that is made from ranch dressing, a guy snuck a Batman Calzony into a movie theater, Graham got hit with a water balloon in a very painful spot, Pete Davidson posts an epic text message exchange with Kanye, a woman stole a really expensive bottle of booze from a San Jose restaurant, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-11-22 Friday show: Another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", some YouTubers facing years in prison for trying to spend the night in a Target, a man has lived on cruise ships for 20 years, we discuss whether getting a revenge body is actual revenge, Cardi B backs out of a leading movie role, a barista shares her number one pet peeve, and there is a new cult targeting people who post dance videos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-10-22 Thursday show: People share their weird home remedies for burns, people are upset with something Pat Sajak said to a contestant on Wheel, we each share our favorite memory from high school, Cameron Diaz says she rarely washes her face, Kim K gets dragged for the business advice she offers to women, a female passenger on a flight catches a guy watching adult content on his phone, and tons more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's 3-9-22 Wednesday show: A man got busted for spending close to 60k of government relief money on a single Pokemon card, the debate rages on about how to save money on gas, the huge trade in the NFL that has Niners' fans really happy, Daylight Savings is coming soon and it can have really negative effects on your health, the man who received a pig heart has died, a woman gets trapped on a water slide, and so much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.