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103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend.

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Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions include a traveling husband whose wife is resistant to sending nudes, he would love nothing more than to enjoy the sight of his wifes beautiful body for him to self pleasure while away-instead he turns to porn. Willl his desire ever be fulfilled? Another husband wants to know why his wife can't specifically point out what turns her on. She says "she likes it all"- but he yearns for a deeper answer. Next we have a young man dating a young woman who feels SOME type of way about his porn use. He thinks their issues will only progress but he hasn't had the guts to break up. Are his expectations off, or are hers? My thoughts. Lastly, a woman whose husband is struggling to get it as hard as he used too, and as quickly. She has noticed doggy is his go to position- and she is starting to feel insecure. Does this mean he is cheating? Not attracted? Or is this just getting old? Tune in now! Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the Patreon. New sexy stories uploaded every Wednesday. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Cancel unnecessary, unwanted subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started! Follow me on social media! IG- @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ask anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected]

Oct 31, 202251 min

102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced.

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This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the psychology behind it! Super interesting. Next a man whose wife is not only grumpy, but just never in the mood...he needs help and fast. Lastly we have a 31 F whose husbands kinks are getting.....a little intense. Like I want you to po*p while I f*ck you and have you fart on my fingers....I was upset too don't fret, but lets dive deeper lol. Is he insane and weird? Is she wrong to have him (in her words) "suppressing his desires" should she just go for it? Or should she draw the line? Todays topics are tossing salad and discussing the top 10 reasons couples are getting divorced in the US. my thoughts of course=) tune in! Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies > Legal in ALL 50 states! Go to Microdose.com - use code HOUSEWIFE to get 30% and free shipping. Like audio erotica? Join my patreon =) New sexy stories every Wednesday. Ask anonymously Advertising: [email protected] PR: [email protected]

Oct 24, 20221h 11m

101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation.

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I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationships, and went hard in the paint. Another listener is man who has been with men prior to marrying his wife, and is now finding the urge again. In the bedroom his wife and him "Pegg" but this is no longer satisfying the urge....how should he approach his wife. I couldn't help but wonder if relationship has been negatively impacted. I share my thoughts. Last but not least a womans husband messed up (ill tell you everything) and they moved past it and she blamed herself, she has made sure to be more intentional in the sexy department. Now she is trying to spice it up and have fun with hubby in and outside the bedroom and he is resistant to her attempts. She feels rejected, hurt and confused. Should she lay off? Is she being desperate? Todays topic is mutual masturbation and stay tuned for homework freaky fam....just click play. love u xoxo PS. love audio erotica? Join the patreon=). Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE use code "JORDYN" (also gives you discount on subscription) http://beducate.me/pd2242-jordyn Get 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code "Housewife" at Trueclassic.com/Housewife Ask Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

Oct 17, 202248 min

100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

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Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.

Oct 10, 20221h 3m

99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.

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Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Link: http://beducate.me/pd2240-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Oct 3, 202255 min

98- comparing sex lives, struggling to ejaculate, and the art of fingering.

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Do you love audio erotica? Join the patreon today for new sexy stories published every Wednesday. Happy Monday freaky fam- todays listener questions consist of a woman who can't shake knowing her husband fucked a girl they mutually know from the past; another womans husband ejaculates only 50% of the time even thought there sex life seem hott right now she can't seem to comprehend how he is okay with not finishing the deed. Lastly, a couple is interested in hitting the strip club together and wants to know what if I have any tips/advice/suggestions for this type of exploration. Todays hot topic is "ze art of fingering"-get to use those fingers and maximum pleasure. Married couples always need to inspo and refreshers on making sex sexier. tune in now. =) Join the patreon here. Ask Anonymously Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on socials. IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Sep 26, 202256 min

97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell

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Happy Monday- todays listener questions include a husband whose wife resist his attempts at oral sex; he wants ALL of her and can't seem to comprehend why she denies him her lovely lady parts. Is it her or him? Another listener is a high libido wife who goes out of her way to be intentional and sexy in her marriage and its not reciprocated....in fact its not going sexy at all. This rejection has her resentful and horny for attention and sexual affection. Listen in on my perspective and advice. Today Im joined with the lovely Dr. Alexandra Stockwell, she is an intimate marriage coach and has been married 26 years- after her and her husband had more time to themselves in the marriage she thought the sex would get better; turns out nothing happened and she had to face her fears in regards to communicating her needs around sex to her husband. We discussed venting vs. dumping our emotions; why she believes not compromising is the answer to a sexy passionate fulfilling marriage, and how to navigate hard conversations around sex. Dr. Alexandra helps couples everywhere work through the issues blocking them from intimacy as well help guide them to bringing erotic in to the everyday. Visit. www.alexandrastockwell.com to learn more about todays guest. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE **80+ Courses** use code: JORDYN (also gets you discount on yearly pass=) ) http://beducate.me/pd2238-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabds: [email protected]

Sep 19, 20221h 7m

96-dry vaginas, a relationship lacking oral sex, and insatiable women ft.audio erotica

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Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expressing their insatiability and wandering eye- the woes that come with a high drive to fuck. Today''s audio erotica is chapter 1 aka the build up; entitled "Office Hours- chapter 1". by u/Jadeoceanwrites. Chapter 2 will be read on the patreon next Wednesday. If you love audio erotica join the patreon here. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON >> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising/collabs: [email protected]

Sep 12, 202259 min

95-improving your sex position game, vanilla partners and mutual masturbation.

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Needing inspiration in the bedroom? Stuck in auto pilot? Todays final segment is all things getting creative in the bedroom, discussing positions that increase depth, penetration, stimulate the g-spot, and ones that give easy access to all the hott spots=) Today I'm talking everything from nicknames for our pussys, listeners who partners are more vanilla for their style, mutual masturbation good or bad?, and increasing your libido as a woman. (I'm sure MANY women can relate!) Also I'm following up from last weeks episode, one listener had a great idea on how to initiate the male g-spot play and other male listeners gave me the scoop on "do men like to see what their ex's are up too?!" Do you enjoy audio erotica? Listen to me every Wednesday tell 2 sexy stories on the patreon=) <<click here! Sexy daddy's wear True Classic. Use my code "Housewife" at checkout for 25% off! Go to RexMD.com/housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE! Use code JORDYN=) **also gets you discount on yearly pass! http://beducate.me/pd2237-jordyn-hornyhousewife Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepod ASK ANONYMOUSLY

Sep 5, 202259 min

94- Retroactive Jealousy, Kinks, Tantra & BDSM ft. audio erotica

Today merging the concepts of Kink, Tantra, an BDSM- educating listeners on the definition, breaking the stereotype in our (my) mind(s)- and discovering possibilities. Todays listener questions entail a man who wonders if his wife fantasizes about women due to her love for him being hairless, a mans whose wife has told him she has fallen out of love and he can't bear the thought of coparenting, a woman who experiences self diagnosed "retroactive jealous" (we deep dive a little), and a woman who needs tips on how to change up initiating sex! (the tips will keep coming every EP so stick around;) ) Today a sneak peak into the *patron life* with some delicious audio erotica entitled "Laying Around". Join the Patreon<< new audio erotica every Wednesday! Get 25% off at TrueClassic.com by using code 'housewife' at checkout! or click here<3 Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media. IG-_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Me Anything Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Aug 29, 20221h 0m

93- Reconnecting, the male G-Spot and all things HIS brown starfish- anal series pt.2

Today is the final installment of all things buttholes. Today we are talking about the dudes; have you ever been curious about the male g-spot, (also known as the "P s pot" aka prostate) well your in luck because we are diving deep (hehe) and discussing everything from light external stimulation-to pegging. Whatever floats your boat right? Don't knock it till you try it and trust me theres loads of evidence pointing to very pleasurable=) Todays listener questions consist of a man who loves his hott wife but due to her demanding job ( owning/starting her own business) life has become more busy, with her schedule It seems like sex isn't her on her priority list and he feels lonely- Ive got solutions! Another woman's libido took a dive for roughly 9 years, but its back- and she's ready to do new things with her man, she wants to be touched in a way he hasn't ever toucher her before....how can she tell him? All of this and more-tune in now! Get 20% off your Cannfusion Juice **Legal in ALL 50 states*** make sure to use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout!! Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Like Audio Erotica? Want to message me and talk relationships? Join the PATREON! <<<< Follow me on social media=) IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts- a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Aug 22, 202259 min

92-Hairy Vaginas, Porn Star Pussy, and Anal Sex How-To's part 1

Anal sex 101 part 1- today we discuss anal sex with women; the most comfortable position, worries, whats needed and whats not. For both men and women Ill be opening your eyes to perspective about the booty hole- my personal opinion, and my personal tips and tricks for maximum anal pleasure. Next week on to the mens back door;). Today I start off discussing your follow up from me asking the men what they think about "porn star pussies"- what is the IDEAL pussy? Im not talking the feel, I'm talking the look; labia, lips and pigment. Per usual Im answering your kick ass relatable listener questions; One man's soon to be wife has gained some extra weight, he misses her early relationship body and has NO idea how to tackle this convo with her...honestly he needs more than luck, Im giving you my thoughts plus giving insight to all listeners who might relate to his struggle, or being in his wife's position! Another listener is looking for ways to introduce role play into their sex life, and another listener has fallen for a single mom and wants to know what a single mom may be looking for in a long term partner as well as date ideas etc.... TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) Join the Patreon :) ad-free audio erotica TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE! 100's OF COURSES-ALL ACCESS-CODE: JORDYN Try REXMD - Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY Advertising/Business Inquiries: [email protected] The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Aug 15, 20221h 7m

91 - BBW love, Swingers, Jealousy, & Polyamory ft. Joli Hamilton

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Today we are joined with Joli Hamilton- "a coach for couples who color outside of the lines"-not only do we get to hear her super interesting story of going from a monogamous married woman, to marrying a man in a open marriage-and now being polyamorous. Joli also talks coaching couples who think they want to open their marriage, what she find is successful and isn't; and we do a deep dive on jealously. You won't want to miss our awesome convo=) Today I started off with listener questions; one man loves his "big beautiful woman"-yet she feels very insecure and struggles to take a compliment. One girls boyfriend is constantly looking at other women, engaging with them and basically being a large POS- I made sure to really lay reality out and hype any women up dealing with this situation. If you love audio erotica make sure you check out the PATREON :https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Take Joli's Quiz: https://www.tryinteract.com/share/quiz/626be6be8dc15e00185d7c34 Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on social media IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]

Aug 8, 20221h 21m

90 - Fantasy and Roleplay ft juicy listener questions

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What annoys you about your spouse? I asked the freaky fam and y'all answered! Im sharing and commentating, lets draw a consensus. Todays listener questions - one mans wife talks pretty dirty in the bedroom but during day hours she won't speak of it, he wants to know more- how does he go about it? Next a man is frustrated as his wife has strict rules during sex like, no boobs, only missionary-she is resistant to sex basically, is his situation hopeless? Todays topic is Fantasy and Polarity, part 4 of Beducated's Tantric Date night series. First night, "human play doll"- you will want to hear more trust me- second night, fantasy- roleplaying, trust me these "erotic date nights" are a SLAM DUNK if your looking to connect, increase passion and have hott fucking sex. Tune in now=) Try BEDUCATED 24 hours FREE! Plus 40% off yearly subscription with code JORDYN http://beducate.me/pd2228-jordyn Like audio erotica? Join my patreon, new sexy short stories uploaded every Wednesday! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]

Aug 1, 202255 min

89-motivated to f#ck, post partum sex, tantric date night pt 3 ft. audio erotica (MF)

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Locker room talk today freaky fam! Today I'm giving you my personal insight on how "I stayed motivated to fuck"-hopefully you'll find inspiration (or laughter) in my answers and opinion.Todays listener questions consist of a woman whose finance has a same sex friendship that is def giving red flags*** ie. she is rude to said woman aka his future wife, and she is a wedge between them! Im not holding back. Another listener is a new parent and his wife is one month PP- he wants their first post partum sexual experience to be amazing, how can he make sure of this?! Today we continue our tantric date night series, part 3 is short and sweet and you must implement 10/10 recommend. Lastly if you are on the fence about the patreon-today I included one of the episodes from the patreon to give you a little inside scoop!! enjoy=) xoxo Become a patron ! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]

Jul 25, 202251 min

88-Monogamy, open relationships ,porn,exploring your kinks and sexual shame ft. Heather Shannon

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Today Im joined with Heather Shannon, sex therapist, who works with all kinds of couples and individuals. She helps people open up their marriages, or work on issues that arise in ANY type of marriage(monogamous, poly,swingers, asexual etc) We of course discussed mismatched libido, as well as kinks, attachment styles, porn use etc....you don't wanna miss. Todays listener questions come from a girl looking to make some extra cash on the side and wants to know the scoop on the feet pics; our other listener wishes his wife would explore some kinks (stay tuned for the interview bud;) ) and I'm sharing one listeners story of beating the odds in love. ( a young married couple making it to the 20 year mark) TUNE IN Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Get 20% off your order of CANNFUSION JUICE!! **legal in ALL 50 states** www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. www.heathershannon.co >> Todays lovely guest

Jul 18, 202253 min

87- Separation, Cheating, Disinterested

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ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS!! I love you- thanks so freaking much! Today I'm refreshed freaky fam, she's back from Vegas and ready to answer your questions=) One listener's wife is ready to separate, he wants his marriage but she's decided on parting ways- he wants to know is there hope?! I share stories from personal friends who have gone through very similar situations and why it was the best thing to ever happen to their relationship. Next a man expresses the sadness he feels as he sees his wife is no longer interested; penetration is rare, and its more like mutual pleasuring one another versus making love. My opinion on the matter was harsh-but probably reality. Finally a young wife confesses her wandering eye, she loves her husband but her coworker makes her feel some time of way-how can she behave and why is this even happening? TUNE IN - ps. Do you want to hear me read a sexy story? Become a patron, I release 2 sexy stories every Wednesday for your listening pleasure =) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WOMANZIER PRO 40 on Amazon Prime Day July 12th - save link to set your reminder http://lovehoney.co/HornyPro40 Follow me

Jul 11, 202253 min

86- unwanted pubic hair, eating her out, handling what triggers you, and audio erotica.

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Happy Monday! Todays Im discussing being a normal fucking human being and experiencing being triggered. How do you handle that shit with your spouse? How can you handle it better, what can you gain from these experiences, and how you can make sure this shit isn't cockblocking your sex life. Todays listener questions; one woman loves her husband oh so much, but their is a problem...he doesn't eat her out. What the fuck is she to do? I'm letting her know my thoughts=) One husband isn't a fan of his wife's au natural hairy bush-how does he tell her this is eh, a turn off? Does this make him a royal douche? Tune in to find out. Today I end the episode reading you a lil lil audio erotica....a short but intense story about a sub getting dominated by "daddy" aka her roommate. If you like, then you'll LOVE the patreon -https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Get your WeVibe by LoveHoney on Amazon Prime Day!!! Click the link below and save the date! July 12th & 13th http://lovehoney.co/HornySync FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @Thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]

Jul 4, 202257 min

85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3

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Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's past, and I give my honest opinion. One female listener expresses her insecurity about her large labia and her hype queen has arrived, another male listener wants sex everyday and has a wife with 4 kids under 2- oh whatever shall he do. Spoiler alert: its just a season, chill bro - but don't worry bc I have the perfect line to get a warmed up wife instead of a closed off wife! Todays last segment is part 3 of our TANTRIC DATE NIGHT SERIES and its all about telling them what you reallllllllllly want, no holding back!!!! Tune in now to level up your sex life. xoxo JOIN THE PATREON; for sexy ad free erotic short stories and an intimate community setting .https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs [email protected]

Jun 27, 202242 min

84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.

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Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 of our Tantric Date night series is PUSS appreciation- so take some damn notes! =) Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. CANNFUSION JUICE- legal in all 50 states! code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off go to cannfusionjuice.com follow me: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok-@thehornyhouswifepodcast

Jun 20, 20221h 1m

83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series

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Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence. JOIN THE PATREON (ad free audio erotica + more) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Foria Welless (my fav sex oil/lube/suppositores) use code JORDYNHAKES20 for 20% off.https://www.foriawellness.com FOLLOW ME AND ASK ANYTHING ig- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]

Jun 13, 202257 min

82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)

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Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) fuck my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Try Cannfusion Juice -legal in ALL 50 state. www.cannfusionjuice.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off

Jun 6, 20221h 4m

81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.

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Happy Monday- A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE IN Relationship School Get 50% your first month of relationship coaching when you mention The Horny Housewife. www.relationshipschool.com FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Discount Codes and Links: https://linktr.ee/Thehornyhousewife

May 30, 202236 min

80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton

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Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to fuck"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =P To find all the amazing resources mentioned by Susan go to www.susanbratton.com Join the Patreon=) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast 20% off CANNFUSION JUICE Get your delicious, legal in all 50 states, THC infused, cold pressed juice at www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off WOMANIZER PREMIUM 2- two words "air suction"- run, get it now code: HOUSEWIFE20 for 20% off sitewide http://lovehoney.co/Housewife advertising/collabs [email protected]

May 23, 20221h 19m

79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ruining your sex life, and whats up with penis pumps.

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~moody monday~ This weeks topic is sexual confidence, do you feel worthy of pleasure? Do you know what steps to take to feel more sexually confident and fulfilled? Im talking about the most important aspect of sexual confidence and how to breed more. Todays listener questions; one man wants to know why I told guys to ditch the penis pumps yet I have my own augmented body parts. Another listener wants to know how to approach his wife who religiously brings the vibrator into the bed with them; he is the one who in fact purchased them, but now is starting to resent them! Our last listener question is in regards to how a man can encourage his wife to be more exploratory with her fantasies, more specifically a threesome. His wife has already expressed her attraction and interest with other females, and when they were dating teased the idea of threesome, but what to make of it now? I GOT YOU- TUNE IN=))) TRY BEDUCATED 1 DAY FREE! CODE: JORDYN http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepod TALK TO A CERTIFIED RELATIONSHIP COACH !! www.relationshipschool.com/myrelationshipcoach **dont forget to mention The Horny Housewife for 50% off a month of sessions.

May 16, 202242 min

78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"

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~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=) // CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES Order CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFE www.Cannfusionjuice.com follow me on social media IG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast todays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/ Advertising Inquires // [email protected]

May 9, 202259 min

77- Remedies to last longer, prudish wife problems, and stale sex in marriage.

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MORNING MONDAY=) Freaky fam today Im making sure you know why we are here, and why I discuss the topics I do. Marriage can be hard-and real talk is VITAL. Todays listener questions provide remedies to finishing too soon in bed, a common male complaint; one man wants to know how to get his slightly prudish wife to be more willing behind closed doors - I discuss how a woman can get in touch with her own sexual desires and needs. A woman confesses to the freak fam the reality of sex getting stale in marriage- she compares it to going to the same restaurant everyday, and I can't help but completely agree. One male listener desperately wants his c*ck thicker, and veiner..he believes this would please a woman-Im here to give honest feedback=) TUNE IN NOW. TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE- ACCESS TO 100's OF COURSES http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife CODE: JORDYN Get LAST COUPLE STANDING now- game night will forever be better. www.lcsgame.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off your order and FAST & FREE shipping. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA ig @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast

May 2, 202242 min

76-shit talking, a cuckold giving hints, and marriage REAL TALK ft. Jayson Gaddis

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today we are joined with Jayson Gaddison - relationship studier and expert. He is giving us insight into how to deal with conflict in high-stake relationships aka MARRIAGE. If you have children, a mortgage, shared bills and have built a life together beyond wanting happiness you are literally woven together with this person. Conflict happens and we need the tools to navigate and conquer! Per usual your juicy listener questions, this week we have a cuck situation to discuss. Also- shit talking lets chat. Tune in. Follow me on social media! IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 25, 202249 min

75- The men reveal why they watch porn, tips for the "orally challenged" (aka cunnilingus), and audio erotica (MFM)

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ITS MONDAY! Today I'm following up from last weeks epsiode on the debate of married men/men in relationships watching porn. I asked the men to give their insight and perspective and it inspired me to take a new approach/look and give new insight to the ladies straight from the source. (to hear more of what the men had to say check out my IG stories (@_thehornyhousewifepodcast) Todays listener questions cover one mans fertility journey with his wife, and its consequences on their sex life. Next we have a husband who wants to help his wife unwind by giving a nice massage, this massage turns to foreplay and then husband gets left hanging while wifey gets to climax and go to sleep. Should he be bothered or did he make this mess? Our last question is a listener wants to know if a woman's enthusiasm/effort to give head, has a direct correlation with how much effort/enthusiasm she has in the actual relationship! Todays episode ends with a MFM audio erotica (especially dedicated to ZE LADIES) and was written by reddit user u/Tonste *link to story below Try BEDUCATED.com 1 day FREE (100's of courses) http://beducate.me/pdthehornyhousewife code: JORDYN todays audio erotica =) "being shared for the first time "https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/u5z9c5/being_shared_for_the_first_time_mfm/ FOLLOW ME IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

Apr 18, 202250 min

EP74- tossing salad technique, getting honest with your partner, and swinger drama

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Happy MONDAY! Todays listener questions are about leveling up your rim job technique, whether your tossing hers or his, what you need to know from hygiene tips, to lounge technique I'm giving the scoop=) Another listener question wants to know how he can tell his partner he isn't into her sexually anymore, a very hard conversation to be had, that MUST be had. Lastly a girl on IG reached out inquiring about her boyfriends porn usage and wants to know if her feelings are valid. Today I went rogue after listener questions and had to give y'all the scoop on some juicy Tik Tok swinger drama that I just can't get enough of, it made me pause and ask myself "can these couples really have it all?" Try FORIA WELLNESS (my favorite intimacy suppositories great for cramps or anal lol) code. THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 for 20% off your order. FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TikTok- @thehornyhousewife ADVERTISING INQUIRES [email protected]

Apr 11, 202252 min

EP73- Butt Play Basics (challenges, hang-ups, tips) ft. saucy listener questions

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Happy Monday, diving deep pun intended in back door play! aka anal sex. The hangups, the challenges, the poop, the pain- all the things, how to avoid the gross and get to/stay in pleasure land-also we discuss the END of anal play which is commonly skipped over. Today I start off with a little freaky fam catchup and then we get popping on listener questions- topics include sensitivity after climaxing, the relation (if any) of boob size to love of boob play, and how to revive ur sex life if your dependent on a vibrator! Very important stuff people! xoxo TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE (100's+ courses!!!!) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquires [email protected]

Apr 4, 202252 min

EP72- high libido women with low libido men& women who deny self-pleasuring.

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o the wives who want sex more than their husbands- I stand with you, here for you, and giving you my thoughts and perspective. I could go on for hours, but I dished my thoughts nicely wrapped into a 30 min rant. Today I also discuss women who hide their self-pleasuring habits-why, and what you as her man can do about it, and to the women who feel the need to hide we look further as to why. Todays listener questions are about toxic tips to keep a man on his toes, how to get him to dirty talk in the bedroom, and the trendy new AMAZON sex position =D. TUNE IN Get daddy or mommy a sexy new toy/or a curated box for new bedroom fun visit MARRIAGE SUPPLY - www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off!! MANSCAPED Get 20% off your order and FREE shipping at MANSCAPED.com code: HOUSEWIFE FOLLOW ME ON IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIKTOK: @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

Mar 28, 202253 min

EP71- dick size solutions, sex after pregnancy, audio erotica

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Happy Monday Freaky Fam. =) Today Im AGAIN talking about dick size, because the emails don't stop, so lets address again and this time go deeper=), and talk about sexual solutions for the below and above average guys! Todays listener questions teasers; 1. are happy endings at massage parlors considered cheating? 2.big dick sucking game 3. sexual desire post pregnancy 4. keeping the pussy tight. Todays audio erotica is a doozy, entitled "A sluts late night meet up" written by reddit user u/skylarksilencia, you can read it here:https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/tiqmi8/a_sluts_late_night_meet_up/ TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE-ALL COURSES http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepd CODE: JORDYN Get 10% off your Marriage Supply order!! https://marriagesupply.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE MANSCAPED - Get 20% off and FREE SHIPPING- CODE: HOUSEWIFE www.MANSCAPED.com FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik tok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising [email protected]

Mar 21, 202242 min

Ep70- Roleplaying, Sexting, Long Distance Loving.

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Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays listener questions are FULLL of piping hott tea; we've got a wife whose husband is very willing to take her guidance in the bedroom but she feels a bit insecure to get vocal about how he can "be better in bed", a husband whose younger wife is having an workplace texting affair of sorts that he doesn't appreciate, she's been honest but she lapses and goes back to her ways, is this a generational thing or much more? One man shares his new found interest of role playing with his wife, and wonders if his wife extreme excitement is something to worry about or embrace. You know I got your back freaky fam-giving you nothing but the raw real truth and perspective. Todays topic of discussion is sexting, FaceTime sex, sexy videos, long distance flirtation and hyping the women up to do what they gotta do. TUNE IN Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE at MANSCAPED.com! Get a sexy gift for your lover at MARRIAGE SUPPLY www.marriagesupply.com code: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order!! FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIALS IG-@_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING [email protected]

Mar 14, 202251 min

EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussions and Revelations of a Former Male Stripper.

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freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've got a self proclaimed straight male who has a kink that may mean he is otherwise. Another listener's boyfriend got drunk and put on pegging porn and another listener says his wife has no fantasies and he wants to know whats the deal and how can get pull some more info from her etc... Our last listener question brings us to the topic of toys, from dildos to vibrators to cock rings we mention em all and the pros and cons that come with it. (plus I let you in on my absolute most fav bedroom toy that every woman needs=) ) You're welcome ** Today Im joined with a guest in the final segment, Corey Hilton author of "Take it Off: Revelations of a male exotic dancer". Corey discusses how he got started in stripping, from serving drink, to having to get a boner on demand, circle jerks, traveling the country; as well as battling addiction and divorce only to turn his life around and help men all over the world with his story. This is a story you don't want miss! Subscribe and be apart of the FREAKY FAMILY~ Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Marriage Supply www.marriagesupply.com Code: HOUSEWIFE

Mar 7, 20221h 6m

EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quickies, and the art of fingering.

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Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising [email protected]

Feb 28, 202256 min

EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. The Mushroom Mamasita

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It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN FORIA https://www.foriawellness.com/ 20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Feb 21, 202257 min

EP 66- Lack of affection, Size Queens, and Audio Erotica (Swingers)

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Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers" written by u/happiesthubs. Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/ Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I MADE A NEW IG Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife Advertising [email protected]

Feb 14, 202244 min

EP65- Ambien, Infidelity & Red Flags

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Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewife confess/request anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Feb 7, 20221h 0m

EP 64- Findom, Cunnilingus, & the 5 love languages

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can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship. Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Jan 31, 202247 min

EP 63- "SEXPERIMENTS for couples" and making fun of an ex

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Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up! Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Coupon Code: JORDYN Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ Support the Show https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Jan 24, 202251 min

EP 62- Get laid for Valentines Day, and Sex Therapy w/Dr. Jones.

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With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss! You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551 Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ tik tok @thehornyhousewife

Jan 17, 20221h 1m

EP 61- possibly getting laid more & stimulating the prostate.

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Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday. follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Foria Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc) code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Jan 10, 202243 min

Ep 60- painful sex and dead bedrooms.

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HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOU confess/request anonymously : www.thehornyhousewife.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok:@thehornyhousewife 20% all FORIA WELLNESS PRODUCTS code: thehornyhousewifepodcast20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Support the Show www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Jan 3, 202246 min

EP 59- Squirting 101 and IG Disabled.

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MOODY MONDAY- Freaky fam- I was in a dark place for this, well actually in sunny Florida and I had to make due. The chaos of being IG disabled has got the best of me, and I'm bringing you not the very best of me. Im starting today off with a bitchy rant, followed by two penis related listener questions both to which I have little answers and whole lotta opinion. Todays hott topic: SQUIRTING. Im giving you the 411 on what you need to know from what it is, the myths we need to bust , techniques and a friendly how-to. Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Last segment is part 2 of Sharing is Caring by ZealousidealPlace685 read here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 TUNE EVERY MONDAY all things sex, marriage, listener questions.

Dec 27, 202145 min

EP58- Pressuring fantasies, shrunken balls, and opposite s*x friendships.

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Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball size? I GOT YOU COVERED. Also-our 4th question today is a woman whose husband expresses GREAT desire for a 3some, she on the other hand isn't so sure, but he says if she complies he will give her the fourth child she has been longing for....wtf is an understatement and Im not holding back. Todays hot topic: Friendships of the opposite sex...are we okay with them, do you think it means your SO is super insecure if they aren't down with it. Im giving you my honest feelings and perspective. Follow me on social media IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast tik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewife.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

Dec 20, 202143 min

Ep57- Ho Ho gift guide, the ideal BJ, and a DIY s*x tape.

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Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the bases of what NOT to give them as well-avoiding a bad experience all together. Next Im answering some very relatable listener questions, where men are needing to crack the wife code! Im giving you my advice on real questions from real listeners wanting more sex and not knowing how to go about it! Moving on Im sharing all of YOUR responses to my latest asked question "what makes a DAMN GOOD BLOWJOB?!" and you came through!...truly the men delivered the answers and I am here to tell you everything they said-and my thoughts of course. I end the episode gives my two cents on how to make a sexy at home tape; without all the pressure, and the perks of doing so! TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) xoxo Link for Foria (CBD lube, intimacy products): https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast Use code JORDYNHAKES20 to get 20% off your order. Follow me on social media! IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Dec 13, 202157 min

EP 57- the d*ck pic debate and the reality of marriage.

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Moody Monday coming atchya! Im ending the the debate around dick pics and giving it to ya straight, what do women really think of them? If anyone disagrees...I don't believe you. Today Im answering two listeners questions, one coming from a husband looking for how to approach his wife to start trying back door play on HIM. Ive got some tips to gently bring up this to your SO and get the action you are looking for. Another question comes from a woman looking for ways to increase her libido when she find its challenging. The last segment in todays episode I actually sat down with a listener, a freaky fam member, Marissa! Marissa gave us the scoop on her marriage, (military wife, married young beat the odds) and spits some fire wisdom on growing together, evolving past toxicity, recognizing old behavior and forgiving each other, and yourself. You don't want to miss this. Follow on IG (slide in my DMS by alllll means) @thehornyhousewifepod tik tok for a laugh @thehornyhousewife ANONYMOUS REQUEST/CONFESS www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Dec 6, 202155 min

EP56-Kinky Sex, Dating Your Spouse & Sexting 101 ft. Brianna Rader

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Hey freak-a-leeks this Mondays episode is packed with fire sexy tips you'll surely want to use later! Im starting the episode off talking about kinky love-making, what exactly deems sex as "kinky" and how can I get some more of it?! From spanking, to blindfolding, using ice, and being tied up- Ive got some ideas for you and your SO. - what if my partner isn't into that-how do we get the fire going in the bedroom? DATE YOUR SPOUSE, I'm giving you the 411 on how to make that happen from a mans perspective and a woman's. Todays last segment I have the pleasure of speaking with CEO and creator of Slutbot, where we discuss how to formulate the perfect sext, the impact sexting has on relationships, and ~who what where~ is Slutbot ?!**spoiler alert it's a really hot and steamy interactive sexting session-** Bri tells her passion behind creating her company, and its ability to improve sex lives everywhere! You don't wanna miss this, tune in NOW. Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife EMAIL ME [email protected] TRY SLUTBOT FREE https://www.juiceboxit.com

Nov 29, 202144 min

EP 55- Are You Good in Bed? Ft. Audio Erotica (MFF)

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Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as 'being good In bed?'" spoiler alert- its not doing anything your partner asks just to please. its much more than that-and also less. This months audio erotica segment is part 1 of a story entitled "Sharing is Caring" (MFF) and its hott and steamy - if you want to check out the author and/or part 2 here is the link! https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qwk7ym/sharing_is_caring_mff/hl6qdqr/?context=3 Please Subscribe on iTunes and leave 5 stars it helps SOOO much! Follow on Spotify See you next Monday xoxo

Nov 22, 202142 min