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186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."

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I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally. VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 15% + free sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) at www.VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Recieve your first month supply free using code "housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.com Uberlube: Save 10% plus get FREE SHIPPING using code "HOUSEWIFE" at Uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com SHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com & Join the PATREON here.

Jun 10, 202458 min

185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss

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Jun 3, 20241h 0m

184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!

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May 27, 20241h 2m

183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?

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May 20, 202451 min

182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play

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Let's talk nipple play! For all nipples; sensitive and not! Todays listener questions include a woman who has never had an orgasm (possibly due to past relationship trauma) and now is in a new fun sexy relationship and she desires TO GET OFF; whats an anorgasmic girl to do?! Another listener has been in a long marriage where the last 4 years have been sexless; he is ready to confront the issue- how to? One husband was caught subscribing to only fans and lost trust in his relationship ands gone down hill since; he wants to share his desires/fantasies but worries she wont be able to handle; how does he communicate his desires? Like audio erotica? Want more episodes from THH? JOIN THE PATREON. Bonus content uploaded weekly. VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off your purchase using code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAHemp.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% off + Free Shipping at uberlube.com BlueChew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.com VB Health: Get Soaking Wet 10% off using code "HOUSEWIFE" www.soakingwet.com

May 13, 202449 min

181- A Working Woman's Low Libido & The Importance of Aftercare

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Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow down of sex that comes with kids and being together 7 years; he wonders if this is the time to discuss opening the relationship. One husband has the role of super dad down, his wife who works very hard for her family is struggling- to feel desire, to feel energy, to be present with her kids...all the things. She has mentioned divorce and it smells of self sabotoge. Super dad loves his wife and wants to know how he can change her perspective and get his lover back. Lastly a woman who loves mixing it up for her man is wanting to know how to go about sex with a husband who has a bad back- specifically an injured back- sex feels limited and she still wants to have fun! Tune in for more=) BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code 'housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or going to https://beducate.me/jordyn-may Advertising: [email protected]

May 6, 202453 min

180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes

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Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul. Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order. Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected] JOIN THE PATREON www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod

Apr 29, 202451 min

179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics

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In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. Load Boost: Use code "Housewife" to get 10% off your purchase at LoadBoost.com Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free Shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Beducated: Get 24 hours ALL ACCESS risk-free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn-beducated plus get 50% off your yearly subscription when you sign up.

Apr 22, 202456 min

178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying

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You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it? Want more episodes? Join the Patreon! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Factor Meals: Get fifty percent off your first box, plus twenty percent off your next box, with code housewife50 at FACTOR MEALS.com/housewife50. Bluechew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, you can get 15% off + a free pack of award-winning Dreams THC + CBN sleep gummies with our exclusive code: HOUSEWIFE at VIIAHEMP.COM Load Boost: Get 10% off your purchase using code "Housewife" at loadboost.com Advertising: [email protected]

Apr 15, 202447 min

177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen

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Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality? Listen to Rat Girls podcast on Apple Podcasts. Follow todays guest Abby Jenson @vibeslut Want more content? Bonus episodes( & audio erotica) over at the PATREON. www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout to get your first month supply FREE, just pay shipping at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Get 24 hours FREE all access + 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-birthday Uberlube: Receive 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout at uberlube.com Flure: Go to www.Flure.com or download the Flure app in your app store. Toys Recommended for stimulating male g-spot externally; The Bootie - simple,great for beginners, the shape is everything here The Duke - vibrates! Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Prostate Massager - (use code "housewife10" for a discount! ) Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager - on the thinner side; great for beginners 10/10 - use code "housewife10"

Apr 8, 20241h 2m

QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?

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Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 4, 202426 min

176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?

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Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off+ free sample pack of Dreams sleep gummies. Factor Meals: Head to FactorMeals.com/housewife50 and use code housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box! Ask Anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Apr 1, 202455 min

QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments

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Mar 28, 202424 min

175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao

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Mar 25, 20241h 7m

QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners

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Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com

Mar 21, 202423 min

174- Porn hurting your marriage, an unfaithful start, and a smelly husband.

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Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be many things- she could even be physically horny, but totally mentally tuned off! Another wife has a huge stinky issue- her husband. He smells- repulsive. So much so intimacy is difficult and she doesn't know how to tell him.... i attempt at a solution. Lastly another LTR where a woman shares that she has found out in the beginning when they were indeed exclusive her man slept with many women including his ex's; he constantly deletes and clears. Should she let this slide since it was so early on and everything is kosher up to date? Is she being insecure or is this a big red flag? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com to get your first month supply FREE! Flure App: Download in your iOS app store or go to www.Flure.com BathMate: Get 10% off your order when you go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife VIIA Hemp: Use code "Housewife" to recieve 15% off your order + a sample pack of the Dreamy sleepy time gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com advertising: [email protected]

Mar 18, 202448 min

QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.

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Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats up with his wife? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "housewife" at BlueChew.com Join the Patreon here. www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Sponser A Quickie? [email protected]

Mar 13, 202426 min

173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl

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Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationship got better (including the sex) she got a gut feeling to look to see if anything was up..indeed it was. He has returned his old ways but seemingly worse: does she leave him? Lastly a listener wants the 411 on butthole hair removal. I got your back;) Todays topic of the hour; Reverse Cowgirl. Strap on your boots ladies. ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE at bluechew.com using code "Housewife" at checkout! Beducated: Try 24 hours all access free using code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/jordyn + 40% off the yearly subscription. Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at uberlube.com Advertising: [email protected] Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Mar 11, 20241h 2m

QUICKIE- Fringe Moms & How-to: Wax Play

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Are you a fringe mom or unfairly iced out? Lets girl talk female friendships; men hang on. Wax Play 101 today from what is wax play, how it can be a power play or a sensual experience. Learn the difference between massage candle and wax play candles and where to start and what to know about. Naked Massage Candle by Seagrape Love Honey Vanilla Massage Candle (use code HOUSEWIFE10 for 10% off) Doc Johnson Japanese Hot Wax Drip Bondage Candles SHOP NEW MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Mar 6, 202426 min

172- managing mismatched libidos & how much sex are you having

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Today we have listener questions addressing how much "maintenance sex" should a couple be having? One husband wants to know how to confront his wife about her lack of drive. Another wife feels like she is married to an unwilling spouse and feels hopeless, let's discuss. BlueChew: Get your first month supply free by going to bluechew.com and using code "housewife" at checkout. Butter Wellness: Use code "housewife" to get 20% off the Personal Massager at butterwellness.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com shop new merch @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Mar 4, 202442 min

QUICKIE- Anal Play 101

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Backdoor basics! All things anal pleasure; from prep to lubricant- grazing to penetration...I am mentioning it all! Shop New THH merch @ www.thhmerch.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 28, 202431 min

171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant

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Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye? To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here. VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout. BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.com Advertising: [email protected] SHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 26, 20241h 3m

QUICKIE- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's

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Feb 21, 202420 min

170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, a better tasting puss, and does self pleasure make women more horny?

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Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with your S.O? If you like erotica you should def check out the patreon aka audio erotica visit www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Todays EP is brought to you by: EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife" Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn. Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Shop Merch at THHmerch.com Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: [email protected] www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon

Feb 19, 202459 min

169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.

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Shop sick merch @ www.THHmerch.com Todays Sponsors: VIIA Hemp: Get 15% + free sample pack of the sleepy Dreams gummies using code "housewife" at checkout. www.VIIAhemp.com UberLube: Use code "housewife" to get 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING on your purchase at UberLube.com BlueChew: Your first month supply FREE at bluechew.com with code "housewife" at checkout; just pay $5 flat for shipping! Toys Mentioned in todays EP: VIM WAND from Fun Factory: https://us.funfactory.com/products/vim-vibrating-wand?a_aid=thehornyhousewife We Vibe Sync from Love Honey (use code "HOUSEWIFE10" to get 10% off advertising: [email protected]

Feb 12, 202457 min

168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer

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Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others. To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairy Todays Sponsors: Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com. Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordyn EveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. MyBookie.ag Advertising: [email protected] Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 5, 20241h 11m

167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes

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Jan 29, 202454 min

166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers

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Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Jan 22, 20241h 9m

165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation

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Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now! Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.com Ask me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]

Jan 15, 202453 min

164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!

SEX TOYS MENTIONED IN TODAYS EP: Fun Factory Toys: VIM Wand (my fav) , Lady Bi Rabbit LoveHoney Toys (use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get discount at checkout!!): Magic Wand , Happy Rabbit, Womanizer, Indulge air suction/g-spot stim, We-Vibe Sync (C-Shape) Pinpoint stimulation: Lovense Hyphey Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the PATREON here. Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to www.EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly subscription using code 'JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2401-jordyn BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get your first months supply FREE just pay shipping! ($5 flat!) Advertising: [email protected]

Jan 8, 202456 min

163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.

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Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"..can it really be done? Sometimes role play sounds so sexy..but feels so silly...my advice! Another man shares he can climax when masturbating, but not with his partner..in fact he has never nut with his fiance!..Is he doomed?!! Another man asks for vagina chaffing remedies...his wife loves a good beard ride, but the aftermath is'nt always pretty. CHEERS TO 2024- happy new year my amazing freaky fam<3 Join the Patreon! Need a product that hydrates the vulva- look no further than Glamour Puss! (use my code JORDYN20 for 20% off) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off the personal massager using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first months supply free (only pay shipping) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at bluechew.com Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING Shop my fav toys at: FUN FACTORY ( the VIM wand will rock your world! ) Always wanted a FLESHLIGHT ?! Get 10% your purchase using code "housewife10" here! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Jan 1, 20241h 4m

162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness

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Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.com Beducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordyn Microdose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping. Advertising: [email protected]

Dec 18, 20231h 9m

161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"

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Today Ive got some hot tips for the girlies struggling to swallow, the high drive spouses feeling rejected, and what to do when your husband wants to eat your ass. Todays topic of the hour; FEET. Feet love, adoration, fetish - I asked YOU and the listeners weighed in. Tune in now=) Popstar: Click the link to get their holiday deal of only $99 for a quarterly subscription! Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING on your order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the PATREON! Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Dec 11, 20231h 0m

160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton

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Dec 4, 20231h 13m

159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus

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Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON! The **Wands** I mentioned in todays EP: VIM WAND Magic Wand (use code "housewife" to get 15% off!) Fleshlight: Get 10% using code housewife10 at checkoutl Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout @ uberlube.com PopStar: Go to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get a PopStar quarterly subscription for only $99! Follow me on IG :@_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]

Nov 27, 202355 min

158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.

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It's me you and whole lotta listener questions buckle in=) Listen to audio erotica your new favorite foreplay on the patreon. Bluechew: Get your first months supply free using code "housewife" at checkout. Go to BlueChew.com Beducated: Level up your sex life!!! Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100's of courses going to Beducated.com and using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2344-jordyn code "Jordyn" will get you 60% off the yearly subscription as well!! Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected]

Nov 20, 202345 min

157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash

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Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.com Uberlube: Get 10% off plus free shipping with code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. POPSTAR: Go to popstarlabs.com and use code "HORNYHOUSEWIFE" to get 20% off plus free shipping on your first purchase. Microdose: To learn more about microdosing THC go to microdose.com use code "housewife" to get 30% plus free shipping on your first order. Shop Fleshlight: Get 10% off your purchase using code "housewife10" at checkout. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Nov 13, 20231h 15m

156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.

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Nov 6, 202348 min

Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play

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Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies.

Nov 1, 202312 min

155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar

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Oct 30, 20231h 5m

154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages

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Oct 23, 202357 min

153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE

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Oct 16, 202345 min

152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.

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Oct 9, 20231h 1m

151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash

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Happy Monday- mommy is getting vulnerable! Todays listener questions include a husband who feels he didnt marry his true blue 'soul mate'- all is well, and he wants to stay together- but sometimes the longing for more hits and he wonders what to do. Another husband is searching for better pregnancy sex, which positions are ideal for his wife comfort wise? Also the 411 on pregnancy sex is always a good run-down. Today I am joined with Dr. Allison Ash (bio + info below) we are discussing the pressures couples put on themselves in the bedroom, discussing solution/steps to create opportunities for desire in your relationship. If you want hott sex, you have to be intentional and you can create long lasting sustainable good sex if you both are wiling! Tune in now=) Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout! BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month supply free; just pay $5 shipping! Todays Guest: Dr. Allison Ash Dr. Alison Ash, aka Dr. Aly, is a trauma-informed intimacy coach and educator, Stanford University Lecturer, author, and founder of TurnON.love. As a sociologist with a PhD from Stanford, she has a comprehensive understanding of the complex societal challenges that often lead to unsatisfying and disempowering intimate experiences. Visit https://www.turnon.love/about to learn more! Sexual and Emotional Intimacy Skills 8 week course starting in Jan 2024. Use the discount code LoveHornyHousewife for $100 off. Advertising: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Oct 2, 20231h 14m

Introducing:: Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kocak

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Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Private Parts Unknown. Private Parts Unknown is a Bourdain-style podcast exploring sex, love, relationships, gender, and seductive subcultures around the world. Join host Courtney Kocak and expert guests for hilarious, sex-positive conversations — destigmatizing everything from abortion to Ashley Madison, polyamory to PMDD, sex work to Shibari, and more. Travel series include Helsinki, Finland; Mexico City, Mexico; and Tokyo, Japan. In this preview, Courtney shares all the titillating and mind-opening details of her first happy-ending massage. This is a radical and refreshing take on being a consumer of sex work from a feminist perspective. Listen to more Private Parts Unknown on your favorite podcast player at https://pod.link/1154304419, and learn more at https://privatepartsunknown.co

Sep 28, 202314 min

150- fantasizing about ex's, in search of more sexual experiences, a lying ass boyfriend, & getting off to her past.

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Get cozy today it's all about whats going on behind your closed doors. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com EveryPlate: Get your first box for $1.49 per meal going to Everyplate.com/podcast and using code "49housewife" Beducated: Use code "JORDYN" to get 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 40% yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/pd2338-jordyn Fusion CBD Products: Go to FusionCBDproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order. Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected]

Sep 25, 202355 min

149- the beginning of an affair, the best sex toys, lube myths, and shameless sex with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert

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Happy Monday! Today listener questions begs the question "is it considered cheating" I polled my listeners and many opinions came in. What constitutes cheating? Is watering an opposite sex friendship (aka alone time together) begging for trouble? Tune in for the listener question tea. Today I am joined with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert from "Shameless Sex" podcast- we are discussing what shame-free sex really means; as well as deep diving on all things sex toys- from great "first toys" to incorporate in the bedroom, to couples toys, anal play including stimulating the prostate. Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Fusion CBD : Go to use fusioncbdproducts.com and use code "HORNY20" to get 20% off your order! My favorite place to shop toys at the moment...HERE Get my VIM wand..revolutionary baby=) Miss Bi (anal play friendly as well) Learn more about todays guest at www.shamelesssex.com

Sep 18, 20231h 13m

148- cunnilingus coach, sexually stunted wives, and 6 types of fantasies+ how to incorporate.

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Sep 11, 202348 min

147- viagra, wand vibrators, and the differences between female and male arousal.

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Todays listener questions include a divorced man who has fallen in love..his only secret is that he uses viagra..every single time. He says telling her is off the table- he wants mildly toxic advice but what about the longer term problem/solution!? Next a man whose wife never ever initiates, he knows its not low libido as she masturbates and watches porn regularly- what is a guy to do? How will he confront her? Lastly a husband who has a cuck fantasy and would like tips on how to share/introduce into the bedroom. Dirty talk, etc... Todays topic of the hour; arousal. You will learn the different types of arousal and the differences between male and female arousal. Fusion CBD Products/Savage Mens Skincare- Use code "Horny20" for 20% off skincare products & more! Uberlube: get 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout. BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at checkout! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Shop Sex Toys here. aka my VIM wand ;). Shop Fleshlight: get 10% off your purchase using code Housewife10 at checkout. Shop Merch @ www.THHmerch.com ASK ANON - www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected]

Sep 4, 202354 min

Introducing: Holly Randall Unfiltered – Adriana Chechik on Her Wild Career

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Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to; Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so much fame, and why she has decided to leave it all behind.

Aug 31, 202315 min