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146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.

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It's back to school and I want to normalize moms not missing their children at school. Happy Monday Freaky Fam- todays listener questions include a husband who averages 45 minutes every sexual encounter w/his wife aka lasting a little too long (25 min is ideal imo), next a wife who fear her husband lacks game as flirting consists of tit grabs and jokes...shes looking for something sexier, is there hope? Another listener desires to aide in his wife squirting at climax, is this a possibility? Can every woman squirt? Todays topic of the hour; male jealousy. Healthy jealousy, primal jealousy, and destructive, unhealthy jealousy. Tips on how to manage jealousy in relationships and navigating this normal human emotion. SHOP MERCH at www.thhmerch.com Beducated: Try one day FREE, + 50% discount if you sign up for the yearly subscription using code "JORDYN" visit https://beducate.me/pd2335-jordyn Microdose Gummies: To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code "housewife" to get 30% off + free shipping! www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com >> ask anon! advertising: [email protected] collabs: [email protected]

Aug 28, 20231h 17m

145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.

SHOP THH MERCH ( only a few crop tops left RUN ) To learn more about todays guest go here! www.slutsandscholars.com BlueChew: Get your first month free- just pay $5 shipping when you use code "Houswife" at checkout at bluechew.com EveryPlate: Go to Everyplate.com/podcast and use code "49housewife" to get $1.49 per meal on your first box! Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.com Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected] Collabs: [email protected]

Aug 21, 20231h 3m

144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

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I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=) SHOP MOMMY'S MERCH Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" + 40% yearly subscription go to : https://beducate.me/pd2333-jordyn Butter Wellness:: Get 20% the personal massager when you use code "housewife" at checkout go to https://butterwellness.com/ Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC & Get 30% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife". Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.

Aug 14, 20231h 5m

143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.

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I am in my landing strip era and Im here to inspire you to change up your pubic hair per usual. Today's topic; "his needs, her needs" a very famous book written by Dr. Willard Harley Jr discussing the 10 emotional needs and how this plays a vital role in staying happy and fulfilled in your marriage...aka having a good sex life too. I paraphrase the top 10, discuss why women have different needs than me and why an emotionally fulfilled woman is a hornier woman and happier wife. Men you want more sex? Give her more affection. Women you think he only cares about sex, gain understanding. Today we are learning one another's POV in regards to needs/desires and it directly effects your sex life. Emotional intelligence leads to happier more sustainable marriage. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to convince her man to bring another man in the bedroom. Another wife is going to start working with her husband in the office and found out about "other office women" through her mans group chat- the tea is piping with this one and we've got some real talk to lay out. Should she work with him? He is being disrespectful? How should she handle? Lastly we have a man whose wife has asked him to finish on her chest but he is paranoid his load size is small and wimpy and will turn her off- how can men increase their load size? I asked and yall came through with the responses....tune in now=) SHOP THH MERCH at www.THHmerch.com Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get one months supply of BlueChew Chewable's FREE (just pay $5 dollars shipping) using code "housewife" at checkout! UberLube: Use code "housewife" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at UberLube.com

Aug 7, 20231h 9m

142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.

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ALIENS, BIG DICKS &ANAL PLAY OH MY. Also penis size- is it a big deal, do you finally want someone to tell you the fucking truth? Ive got ya! One listener question I discuss the ever so popular woe of mismatched libido and a woman's sex drive post hysterectomy and one husbands experience. Another wife wants to know how she can feel that passion again leading up to sex- they "do it" 3-4 times a week but its oh so routine..what to do? Today's topic of the hour; anal play- with no anal sex. Fingers, mouth, his and hers- lets dive on in=) Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Beducated: Get 24 HOURS FREE using code "JORDYN" + 50% off yearly subscription. Go to : https://beducate.me/pd2331-jordyn Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! THH MERCH : www.thhmerch.com LIVE AUGUST 1st 8:00AM PST ask anonymously : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Jul 31, 202358 min

141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.

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Are their women who actually like swallowing cum? I polled the listeners on this question and more! Todays listener questions include a husband whose wife might need to shower more even though he is still DTF. One woman wants her man to eat her out but he says it smells too bad- what should she do? Todays topic of the hour: 9 TYPES OF DIRTY TALK- everything from "instructions" to "humiliation" to "fantasy roleplay/storytelling" take notes! THH MERCH LAUNCHES AUGUST 1ST. 12:00AM www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com like audio erotica? Join the PATREON Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout. Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "Housewife" at checkout. Every Plate: Get $1.49 per meal for your first box going to Everplate.com/podcast and using code "Housewife"

Jul 24, 202355 min

140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper

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HEY YALL. Today Sitrling Cooper is here giving us all the tips and tricks. Today we are deep diving what it means to give good head, men and women take notes. From stellar oral, bedroom icks and mismatched libido..were covering it all. Listener questions include a horny housewife with a wandering eye wants to know how she can get her marriage on track while having a deep longing for hotter(MORE) sex. Another listener (59 male) struggles to maintain erections due to mentally f*cking himself....how to overcome and more this EP. Tune in now. Like audio erotica join the patreon! Checkout todays guest at www.stirlingcooper.com Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/lm2329-jordyn and get the Oral Sex Training Guide Video FREE BlueChew: Get your first months supply free using code "Housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected] ask anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Jul 17, 20231h 15m

139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.

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Todays EP explores the challenges and joys of maintaining intimacy and connection in a long-term relationship while navigating parenthood. It highlights the importance of mindset, communication, and intentional efforts to keep the spark alive. Starting off I am reminiscing on my own dating app days and beg to ask the question is love actually enough to make it the long haul. Todays listener questions include a woman who says her "issue" is being too wet down there...aka excessive lubrication- lets talk about it! Another listener follows up on finding her husbands ex on his phone...naked. Lastly fantasy land....its okay to fantasize about porn...but what about other IRL people....human nature & right and wrong... lets chat=) tune in now! like audio erotica? join the patreon! Uberlube: get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at Uberlube.com Microdose gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com plus get 30% off your first order +free shipping by using code "housewife" at checkout.

Jul 10, 20231h 3m

138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.

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Normalize ED, PE, drying pussy's, and awkward convo's- we get older and things change and seasons bring on new sh!t-roll with it, what is the other option? Today's listener question's include a husband whose wife wont kiss after he eats her out and desires kissing during penetration, is this something he is "stuck" dealing with? Another listener wants to know if c*mming in her anus is a no- no, or a go-for it type thing?! Lastly we have a listener who found her husbands naked ex pictures on his phone- is this totally inappropriate or should she give him a pass? Like audio erotica ?! > Join the Patreon! Get started with Athena Club today by shopping in-store at Target nationwide EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code "49housewife". BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE with code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Submit a listener question anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Jul 3, 202358 min

137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.

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A husband desiring his wife to be louder in bed, a man curious if he is doomed with his current refractory period (aka how long till next climax) and a man whose wife forbids him to listen to the podcast- all in todays listener question segment. Today Im joined with the host of "The Pleasure Principals" Dr Jordin Wiggins, we discuss mismatched libidos, masturbations, vulva anatomy, the effects of stress/high cortisol levels on sex drive and burnout in the bedroom. Dr. Jordin with her expert knowledge as well as personal experience is dishing the goods and inspiring us to prioritize our pleasure! Tune in now=) Listen to "The Pleasure Principals with Dr. Jordin Wiggins" here. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Beducated: try 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN" at Beducated.com Visit: https://beducate.me/pd2325-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% + free shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Feeld App: Download the Feeld app going to Feeld.co/housewife and get their premium subscription on the house for one month! Follow me on social media: IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Jun 26, 202356 min

136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.

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solo episode. Today get chill, get comfy its listener questions the whole ride. Im discussing a wife whose husband is hyper paranoid about "loud sex" and the kids hearing, should she suppress her primal instinct to moan or tell him to get over it? Another womans husband has struggled with PE after the birth of their second child, he is a generous lover and she regularly climax's and would consider the relationship great- but a little more P and V action would be delightful, and husband is taking a hit to the ego. Im diving deep in solutions and insight=) One spouse is wildly jealous of how many women her man is around at work and she cant help but obsess- she is fearful the worst could happen and he betrays her , how can she stop this loop in her head! Lastly we had to help a unmarried woman by telling her to RUN! Sometimes it is never enough, realize when its time to walk away! Like audio erotica? Join the patreon=) Every Plate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife49. Microdose Gummies: Legal nationwide learn more at Microdose.com and get 30% off your first order when you use code "Housewife" Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Jun 19, 20231h 3m

135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.

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Today Im joined with the host of Multiamory podcast, and we're discussing modern relationships! Emily, Jase and Dede share their personal story of being in a polyamorous relationship and how they have evolved since meeting. I had SO many questions from jealousy, to all things sex, to fighting fairly with your partner. Todays listener Q's: sex with your ex....will you ever get over it?! Toxic Devil Dick, or "pussy got you hooked" is a real thing- tune in for my tips on how to break the cycle. next a husband shares his woes feeling rejected, neglected and SOL in regards to finding ANY way to connect with his wife. He doesn't want to cheat, he doesn't want a divorce, he doesn't want to abuse porn- he feels he has an unwilling spouse, is he doomed? Listen to Multiamory podcast here. Learn more about them here! Enjoy audio erotica aka a good ol dirty story (pro tip; great foreplay) join the PATREON. BlueChew: Get your first month supply of BlueChew FREE using code Housewife at checkout at bluechew.com Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN"-no risk- (40% off if you choose to join with code) https://beducate.me/pd2323-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% off + freee shipping using code "housewife" at checkout!

Jun 12, 20231h 17m

134- normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.

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How much sex are couples having and what is considered normal?! What about fantasies that we plan on never bringing to reality, what if our spouse whats more than I can give...how do I bring up my interest in a fantasy to my partner- all of these questions answered/discussed and more in todays EP. I also have a "weekly sex storytime" where I went from being in my head, not in the mood- to totally present loving every minute of it and embraced my inner baddie freak. A 180 and I had share the solution!! Todays topic of the hour; Cum Fetish! Learning the what, why and HOW. Tune in now=) Do you like audio erotica? If so join the patreon=) Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off Bluechew: Get first month supply FREE use code "housewife" at checkout! advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]

Jun 5, 202353 min

133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.

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Today starting off with yall's submissions on "biggest turn-offs"- next up listener questions, one man who has fallen out of love with his vanilla wife, another husband looking to be a better love and mix up foreplay, a woman's enlarged clit woes, and lastly a 62 your old female with long ass orgasms. Today were bringin it back to the butt- discussing the top three most comfortable positions for missionary, hygiene tips and the inevitables with ass play. <33 Like audio erotica join the patreon! Uberlube: Get 10% off+ free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.com BlueChew: Try one month supply BlueChew FREE- using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: [email protected] www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

May 29, 20231h 3m

132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.

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Today: the grass is not greener on the other side. Stop romanticizing shit you don't know shit about. Todays listeners ask; how much porn use is normal? My wife want to use a vibe while we try mutually masturbating..should I get involved and how? One mans wife is lost in motherhood and exhaustion which has led him to desire an external affair for sexual gratification only- my thoughts. Another listener found a video of herself giving head...and didn't really like what she saw. Does it matter? Todays topic of the hour; a monologue on masturbation. It's "Masturbation May" why not> Join the Patreon Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com email the host: [email protected] BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" to get your first month supply free!- just pay $5 dollars shipping. Everyplate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code housewife149. Beducated: Code "JORDYN" for access to all courses FREE 24 hours+ 50% yearly subsciption https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: 20% personal massager with code "housewife" at checkout. advertising/collabs: [email protected]

May 22, 20231h 0m

131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel

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Today the cohost of Shit Talking Shrinks joins me to discuss erotic blueprints aka what is the basis of your arousal, understanding yours, your partners, and how this can contribute to more fun in the bedroom and resolving compatibility issues. (Also who knew that drizzling your SO cum into their own mouth is called snowballing- I didn't, but now I do!) Todays listner questions include a woman who finds she needs more pressure and more time to achieve climax, this is turn makes her feel insecure, maybe even her partner, and she wants to know HOW she can get past this....Next a husband is getting more adventurous in bed and wants to delve into anal play. He enjoys eating his wife's ass and she enjoys recieving it, there has been no hard "no" so how does he take the next steps when she shows no interest in anal sex? Lastly a listener who asked for a "dirty story" ended up fucking HATING the dirty story. The dirty story was non-fiction aka a TRUE STORY, and it sparked some retroactive jealousy and a realization of not being able to handle a possible threesome in the future. Let us discuss. Tune in NOW. Enjoy audio erotica ? Join the Patreon - dirty stories every wednesday! Listen to Shit Talking Shrinks with Paulina Siegel and Victoria Aron on apple podcast or visit their page here. Want to find out your erotic blueprint?! Take the quiz here! BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code "Housewife" at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! UberLube: Get 10% + Free shipping use code Housewife at checkout! Ask anon> www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.com Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]

May 15, 20231h 3m

130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!

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Todays listener questions: a wife reveals to her husband she has a MMF fantasy, now the husband is noticing himself fantasizing about this playing out IRL, is he bisexual and should he share with his wife his shared interest? Another listener shares her experience with her husband messing around on her, she says it was 10 years ago, she is 90% happy buts its hard to trust- I polled the IG community and the people have spoken! Lastly a wife thinks she may need to upgrade the wardrobe to get her sexy back- her husband wishes she "dressed for him" more- is this piggish or is this apart of housewife duties- my answer may surprise some! Todays topic of the hour; all things cheating, and I mean all things. I dive deep, why do men cheat, why do women cheat? What are the character traits of a cheater? What makes people cheat and is it preventable? From the Big 5 Model to discussing The 7 types of affairs - its all SO interesting! Plus a juicy story time from a listener that begs the questions- can seriel cheaters change their ways! Like audio erotica? Want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Try Beducated one day free + 50% yearly subscription with code "Jordyn" go to https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

May 8, 20231h 16m

129- frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.

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What a week! Ive been/still am sick but I've rose from the dead and am back with banging energy. Lots to discuss! listener questions; one man insists he isn't gay but gets off to gay porn- he wants to know whats the dealio?! Another listener shares he and his wife have sex 2-3 times a week but its the same ol same ol, laying on her back, strictly P to tha V. He claims she used to be more "free" which she had a few drinks, and now days she doesn't drink much and sex is boring as she refrains from "letting loose"- what ever is he to do? Todays topic of the hour is a little different as Im getting vulnerable and sharing my own insecurities and issues Ive struggled with in my own marriage and what steps were taken to get to the place we are today. Low testosterone is extremely common among men as they enter their forties (or older, or younger!!) from fatigue, depression, ED, low drive symptoms appear that start to effect their relationship (and much more alot of the times!) these issues can bleed over and cause friction in your relationship sex life and if you don't know where to begin or you want to hear my experience to watching my mans journey listen in. Ill give you my POV- as well what didn't work and what did. Feel free to DM on social media to clarify/ask question regarding the topic! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast on instagram. Listener questions can be asked anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the patreon for sexy audio erotica uploaded weekly! Uberlube- get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at bluechew.com! Advertising Inquiries: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected] Follow me on tik tok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

May 1, 202352 min

128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101

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Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below! Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn. “Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner” EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149. Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Email the host: [email protected] Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Ask anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 24, 202354 min

127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski

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Moody Monday ~ depression is a bitch, but she rides it through. Do ALL couples have issues? 3% of your said you are issue free- but I cant help but wonder how?! Lets discuss the ideal way to live with the human condition as a couple. Todays listener questions include a young married husband revealed his wife admitted to not desiring sex anymore..with him. She said she feels emotionally connected but no physical attraction; whatever shall he do. Next a wife is aware she has a praise-kink, she would love for her husband to affirm her ie. "good girl" , "you are sooo amazing at that"- and she has vocalized this-she has also thought he might have a praise kink of his own as he is really into her taking control and talking dirty affirming him! Should she embrace what works and put her desires to the side? She cant help but feel frustrated and I feel for her- prepare for my best call to action yet! All hope is not lost! Today 's guest; Host of "What I Love About Sex" podcast and sexologist for men- Stephanie Ganowski. Stephanie share her journey to sexology and what sparked her intense passion for sex in relationships. She specifically works with men and has changed lives! We discussed everything from delayed ejaculation, masturbation, sexual confidence, sex & shame, and so so much more! Follow Stephanie on IG @stephganowaski and listen to her podcast here! Love audio erotica? Join the patreon; where I read sexy stories every week=) BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month free! Microdose: get 30% off your fist order+ free shipping use code "housewife" Uberlube; get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner > https://join.amorus.net/uilVz5Vfryb Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email me: [email protected] Follow me on IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Apr 17, 20231h 6m

126- how to get more BJ's, sex in your twenties & 6 ways to mix-up married sex.

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Todays topic of the hour; ways to spice up monogamous sex. Tired of the same start and end to sex; I've got some inspo/tips and techniques to make married sex hotter and less predictable for your spouse. Sometimes all we need are a few reminders and a pep talk. From getting cum creative, to talking dirty lets explore options- for both women and men! Todays listener questions include young love; a 22 year old male already feels his sexual needs aren't being met- he understands his gf is a busy student- but in my eyes thats not the issue; listen in for my opinion on young love and commitment. Another listener feels his sex life with his wife is great but would love more blow jobs, what is an effective way to get more BJ's from the wife? Another listener found a video of his wife f*cking her ex; he is very aroused by this and its his go-to p*rn- wife found out and thinks its odd, how can he tell her he loves seeing her pleasured and what are tips for him to enjoy this kink without making it "too real" aka getting another involved. Lastly a listener frequently visits a dog park and chats with an attractive female, hes been married 30+ years and often finds himself "harmlessly" flirting with the attractive woman at park- one day she asks him if he could help her lift a package not to far from the park, turns out his dick was the package and she wanted to enjoy it- he hasn't been back to the park since. His question for me was does he tell his wife, keep it hush hush, or go back to the dog park..... Do you like audio erotica? Join the Patreon new sexy stories uploaded weekly! Try Beducated 1 day FREE + discount on subscription - use code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2315-jordyn BlueChew: Get your first month of Blue Chew FREE just use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Amorus: Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner! http://www.amorus.net/housewife Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Apr 10, 202358 min

125- pussy for breakfast, a curious wife with a content husband, and insecurity in relationships.

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Today let's talk the not so cute; insecurity. How it bleeds into your relationship- it's root and how you can best show up for your partner when triggered. Todays listener questions: a couple that is into the stag/vixen dynamic in ze bedroom is curious about taking new steps to evolve in their bedroom desires; another listener's wife suggested she wants to be eaten out upon awakening- and I think thats a fan-fucking-tastic idea- he wants tips and I got em=) Lastly a wife who married as a virgin has realized how much she desires to sexually express herself...unfortunately her husband doesn't share this desire. How does she navigate this mismatched desire. Do you like audio erotica? join the patreon! UberLube: Get 10% off your order + FREE shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Amorus - Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner<3 Microdose Gummies - Get 30% off your first order + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Microdose.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]

Apr 3, 202353 min

124- an asexual wife, climax anxiety, what men really want/need & maximizing your penetration game

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Today: What do men really want- I asked them and they replied=) I was not disappointed, take notes ladies! Next...maximizing your penetration game; missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and side angle- lets make sure you both are getting that good good by leveling up! todays listeners questions are brutal; one mans wife is not just unwilling but totally uninterested...what is a man to do once he has no options? Another listener caught her man cheating, confronted him- he seemed remorseful....as of a week ago she has found another cheating truth out. Let's give this listener a reminder of her worth. Lastly- a goodie, not so rough- a woman desires to get out of her head when trying to climax. Ive got tips and trick to get present in the bedroom solo or partnered! Don't let anxiety rob your from your orgasm- Ive got solutions! Do you enjoy audio erotica then check out the patreon, also a great way to support the show=) Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE + discount if you sign up! Use code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2312-jordyn Todays course: https://app.beducated.com/courses/penetration/ BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only $5 for shipping! Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING when you use code HOUSEWIFE at Uberlube.com!

Mar 27, 20231h 16m

From Sex Talk With My Mom: The Best Orgasms of Our Lives – Ep 422

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When was the last time you had a sex talk with a parent? This week, we are sharing a hilarious clip from the podcast Sex Talk With My Mom, a favorite from our Pleasure Podcasts network. Cam Poter and his mom KarenLee Poter have a weekly sex talk to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable. On their comedy show, they talk about everything that a mom and son don’t typically talk about, from smoking hash under a glass to anal mishaps. In this clip, they share about the best orgasms of their lives. Check out the full episode on the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast: Episode 422 The Best Orgasms of Our Lives.

Mar 23, 202314 min

123- spitting on your S.O, the comparison game, and the 101 on "swinger lifestyle" ft. The Swing Nation

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Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation! Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.com BLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.com Microdose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.com BlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping! TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFE Follow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]

Mar 20, 20231h 17m

122- are my fantasies "normal", how-to fingering yourself, and what do women REALLY want. (inside & outside of the bedroom)

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Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=) Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=) BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordyn BlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout! Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING Advertising/Collabs: [email protected] ASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Mar 13, 20231h 15m

121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.

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Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated. Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =) True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!! Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week! Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Mar 6, 20231h 4m

120- Sexual satisfaction in marriage and massaging the taint with Dr. Tara

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Today a kickass listener questions + a kick ass guest! Dr. Tara aka Luvbites.co is with us; sexual educator, profession, author and coach...Dr. Tara is filling us IN; From the 3 to predicators of longterm sexual satisfaction, to the male g-spot +technique you dont want to miss this one. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to "dirty talk" and doesn't know where to begin. She is nervous, and feels silly- Ive got tips, tricks and the mindset you need to adapt. Hype sesh from jordy coming STAT! Next question is a wife who is bothered by her husbands differing sexual history - he has so much experience and she wonders will she be enough to last a lifetime. PS. spoiler alert; it doesnt fucking matter. Do you love audio erotica? Join the Patreon for 2 sexy stories every Wednesday..say hello to your new favorite foreplay or bedtime story=) Get 10% off UBERLUBE + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Go to Uberlube.com now=) Try BlueChew FREEEEEE; just pay $5 for shipping when use code "Housewife" at checkout! A confident man is a sexy man. Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Ask Anonymously> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media=) IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast | Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]

Feb 27, 20231h 0m

119- a cuck-curious husband, hating sex while pregnant, & choosing your ego over sex. (hint: don't)

Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Join the Patreon here. Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE- code " JORDYN" will also get you discount on yearly pass. https://beducate.me/pd2308-jordyn Try BlueChew.com FREE- use code "Housewife" at checkout and only $5 for shipping!!!! Get 25% off your True Classic purchase when you go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use code "Housewife" at checkout! True Classic is your one stop shop for all things mens wardrobe!

Feb 20, 202350 min

118- stop lying about the sex, a wife craving dominance and erotic spanking 101.

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It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Like sexy stories? Join the Patreon today! Get my favorite lube ever; UBERLUBE! Go to Uberlube.com and use code "Housewife" at checkout for 10% off your order + free shipping! Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Go to BlueChew.com Advertising: [email protected] Email the host: [email protected]

Feb 13, 20231h 3m

117- Codependent woes, Smelly Genitals, Arousal Types, & Penis Sleeves.

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Today is jammed pack with moody monday-ness. Starting off discussing being intentional in your marriage vs. codependency (aka If my spouse isnt OK, Im not OK- to a destructive point.) There indeed is a different and one certainly feels better than the other. Todays listener questions include a story time of a couple who both ending up writing in to THH- the man is complaining his girlfriend of one year wont go down on him- I later receive an email from "said girlfriend" who enlightened me they have been together 10 years longer than her boyfriend mentioned, and the reason she is not generous in the oral department is the constant foul smell of other women on her mans genitals. Let that sink in- and gear up for this story time =) On the topic of smelly private parts, a husband who greatly desires to please his woman orally, just cant muster up the will to -do so as the smell is repulsive to him. He fears bringing this up only leads to mortifying his wife. What is he to do? Another woman says her co-worker comes up to her and shares his "dryer porn" fantasy- I do a real-time reaction to this new discovery plus my thoughts on his motive. Todays topic is arousal styles; the 4 types, what they mean, how to discover yours, and how this knowledge can positively impact the passion between you are S.O. PS. penis sleeve update=) + my personal favorite toy. Join the Patreon for sexy stories every Wednesday. Like a Kitten: Get 15% off your Like A Kitten order! Go to LikeAKitten.com/Housewife use code "Housewife" at checkout. Try Beducated.com ONE DAY FREE + 50% off yearly subscription if you sign up. Use code "JORDYN" to try 24 hours free- no charge whatsoever risk free! visit: https://beducate.me/pd2306-jordyn Lets Get Deep! from the creators of "What Do You Meme" this fun and intimate game will peel back the layers and reveal spicy truths=) Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeep True Classic- shops mens wear and get 25% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" go to trueclassic.com/housewife Follow me on social media! IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewife Advertising: [email protected]

Feb 6, 20231h 4m

116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101

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happy monday=) so many juicy questions today! One listener decided to give it a go with dirty talk, role play and fantasy- but to her and the rest of americas surprise he said her best friends name when he climaxed, and he climaxed harder than ever. Holy shit balls I cant wait to talk about this one. Next a man whose wife just isn't reciprocating the love in return bedroom wise. He doesn't understand, he communicated to her he watches porn and she was devastated- what is he to make of this? Another man says his wife initiates once a month, but that is it- if he attempts she rejects him. Another red flag is that she has randomly become aggressive in bed, and is constantly falsely accusing her husband of infidelity. I spy trouble in paradise. One man is married to a woman with a very attractive 31 year old daughter and find their behavior bizarre; let us decide. Lastly a woman says her mans FYP page is filled with ass/tits/bikini clad women and he says its a social media trap- I do not disagree with him, but I def have more truth to offer. Todays topic per request; SPH aka small penis humiliation, what is it? what drives it? how do women feel about it, what does an SPH kink look like- it might surprise you. Tune in now! Merch launches Feb 1st! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast visit my website www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com and ask me anything! <3 Patreon > 2 NEW sexy stories every wednesday! Uberlube! Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLube.com using my code "Housewife" at checkout Advertsing/Collabs: [email protected]

Jan 30, 202351 min

115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation.

Today Ive got some A1 advice for the ladies- that will DEF give their men heart eyes...and heart dick lol. You'll be on his mind alllll day=) This moody monday I have my thoughts on social media agenda on relationship and pausing to have some self-awareness in regards to the FYP. Whats your algorithm lookin like? What narratives are you starting to believe; or affirm in your life? Be weary, aware - take the good and leave the rest, and remember all that shines isn't necessarily gold! Todays listener questions; one woman's wants the deets on spankings- and spanking that results in climax =) Another listener has a cuckhold fantasy, his wife is adventurous in the bedroom but gives a hard no to his currently #1 fantasy which is to attend a sex club- should he keep pushing, or drop it? Lastly one advetnerous woman wants some creative ideas for some "low-risk" exhibitionism aka doing it in public- i covered all risk levels and included a few stories hehe. Todays topic of the hour; Lasting Longer in Bed; a common quest! PE is very common, and even if its not techincally "PE" MANY men are looking for lasting solutions (aside from the squeeze method lol) to lay pipe longer. Ive got techniques, suggestions and new way of masturbating. tune in now=) love audio erotica? 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon. Take "Solving Premature Ejaculation" on Beducated.com - Try the entire platform ONE DAY FREE > use code: JORDYN > https://beducate.me/pd2304-jordyn Shop True Classic and get 25% off your order using code: HOUSEWIFE - time to dress like a zaddy. Get your lover something sexy for V-Day at LikeAKitten.com/housewife-use code: housewife to get 15% off. Ask me Anonymously >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. ~ Follow me on social media ig: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Jan 23, 20231h 1m

114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm

Today Im joined with holistic sex & intimacy coach Tilly Storm; are you a mamma who feels like you lost your groove post childbirth? Are you a man who feels like you've tried all the tips tricks techniques and don't know why you cant have electric sex with your partner; are you a woman who;s drive has plummeted and you are ready to get it back- or learn how, THIS one is for you! Todays listener Q's: one listener confesses to being in love with a married woman who wont leave her family for him; how does he detach. A second listener has a problem I think MANY will relate too- his wife talks dirty all day- says she cant wait to do x, y z, and then...they just end up going to bed. Aha finally time to talk about it. Tune in now! Love audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Get 10% off + free shipping at UBERLUBE.com using our exclusive code housewife at checkout=) Listen to Tilly and I chat on her podcast- EP 203 Want to learn how to FINALLY sexually please your woman? Get the pleasure education you never got and become a better lover today. Check out Tilly Storm’s How to Sexually Please a Woman Training here: https://www.tillystorm.com/a/2147527011/wSwin2TM Book a complimentary Pleasure Assessment call with one of the world’s top 20 sex coaches, Tilly Storm, to discover the #1 thing holding you back from the sex life and relationship of your dreams! http://bit.ly/3VZQ1uA

Jan 16, 202358 min

113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman.

once upon a time a special guest discussed throat orgasms on THH- we have a few questions; HOW could this possibly be a thing?! Ive got the science/or lack thereof to say- plus other women's experience on the topic. Todays listener questions; one mans desire for more consistent sex, his feelings of rejection and frustration as she lacks at initiating and only seems to have sex on her terms. Another listener suggest the topic of navigating period sex- the do's the don'ts. The don't asks. Lastly a good willing boyfriend wants to be the dominant man in the bedroom his gf desires him to be. How does he go about getting her to submit? Todays topic of the hour; Pleasuring your woman-all it entails and 8 tips to level-up. Tune in now=) Like Audio Erotica? > check out the Patreon, new sexy stories every Wednesday. Get 15% off your order at LikeAKitten.com/housewife use code: Housewife at checkout! Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE + discount on yearly subscription using code: JORDYN visit https://beducate.me/pd2302-jordyn Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Jan 9, 20231h 4m

112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"

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Happy New Year Freaky Fam<3- So much is in store for The Horny Housewife podcast and looking back WOW what a year- so grateful for YOU! Today is part 2 of the massage series; " The Lingam Massage" aka penis massage. Im discussing benefits, (hello ED & PE & edging) , techniques and end goals. Reminder: practice makes perfect ( and practice is fun=) ) Today's listener questions inlcude a dirty panty kink, one husband who is tired of his unwilling vanilla wife and cant seem to digest this is his "forever". One female listener is 7 months pregnant, horny as ever, and desires rough sex; is her fantasy insane and can she be quenched? Shooting her straight. Lastly a husband who misses his sexual active wife; they currently are navigating life after an affair. His wife had an online affair in which she was exchanging self-pleasure videos with another (as well as professing their love) and husband has NEVER gotten a dirty video. So now post "working through it" he wants to know WTF; why does she say no to sexy video to me; behaves completely disinterested and only favors cuddling. He misses sex; and she seems unbothered. Whose gunna tell him? ME. Tune in now=) TRUE CLASSIC -Get 25% off your order using code " HOUSEWIFE" at TrueClassic.com/Housewife. < sexiest T's for the Zaddys. Join the Patreon. Ask Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewife Advertising: [email protected]

Jan 2, 20231h 4m

111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique.

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Today we start the massage series. part 1 of 2. Today breast massage, next week penis massage. The perks of breast massage are not just a feel good moment, eroticism, but also reigniting sensitivity. Are you a woman whose nipples lost sensitivity post child birth- this is a possible solution and there isn't one reason you shouldn't give this a go..because my god it feels good lol. Im giving how-to, step by step technique. Todays listener questions feature a man who wants to be able to please his woman even on her period...lets talk options. Another woman is a wife to a traveling man, and when he gets home they go at it....Ive got ideas on how can they keep it exciting and not stagnant. Lastly we have many male listeners asking the same question; what to do when they are met with unwillingness, disinterest in the bedroom. It seems as if vanilla sex is the only sight in their in future, and the conversation and intentionality doesn't seem to be penetrating. I also have an awesome follow up from a previous listener who shared his fantasy for a happy ending at a massage parlor...I suggested a conversation..he had it....let me share how it went=) If you like the show make sure to subscribe and give a 5 star review=) If you love sexy stories + knowing I'm reading them go check out the patreon here. Get a naughty erotic box, a new toy, or another amazing bedroom product at Like a Kitten! Use my code "HOUSEWIFE" get 15% off - a portion of every sale goes to charities that focus on empowerment, education &health! Go to www.likeakitten.com/housewife and use code Housewife at checkout. follow me on IG: @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast email the host: [email protected] advertising/collabs: [email protected]

Dec 26, 202252 min

110- one woman's post infidelity sex woes, "a mutually pleasurable BJ" how-to, and why most open marriages fail.

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its a LISTENERS QUESTION EXCLUSIVE for todays ep. First off we have a woman whose husband cheated; they chose to work it out, she feels to blame for neglecting his physical needs- he has expressed his disdain for her lack of "touching herself" during the act. She feels awkward and not naturally inclined to do this- she's looking for tips, inspiration and my opinion. Second- Rimboy78 thats all I say just listen to the episode. Number three, a man wants to eat his wife ass- but he has the very valid question of; what do I do after? Do I wash my mouth, can I kiss her, whats the hygiene sitch.....Ive got answers and solutions=) Fourth-a couple who has a rock solid marriage, they evolved into swinging and then decided to do their homework on a topic they were curious about: open marriage. Once they discovered most open marriages end in divorce they ending their conquest immediately as nothing was worth the risk of losing what they had with one another. This led to the much needed convo; the pros and cons of opening a marriage and the reality of what this actually means. Lastly one down ass wife enjoys pleasing her man; BJ's aren't by any means her fav bc they are kinda boring to her- she doesn't mind his dick, his seed, and she actually enjoys his balls- but she doesn't enjoy the experience and she's looking for my advice....I think Im going to change her world, and maybe yours with this one. Tune in now! Like audio erotica..aka sexy stories read aloud my moi, every Wednesday on the Patreon. Try BEDUCATED one day FREE using my code "JORDYN". (also gets you discount if you sign up) http://beducate.me/pd2251-jordyn Get 30% off your first order of Microdose Gummies (or strain-specific) go to Microdose.com use code; HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth advertising: [email protected] email the host: [email protected]

Dec 19, 202257 min

109- sex toys, spit vs. lube & arousal blueprints, the effects of porn, and non-monogamy w/ Caitlin V.

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Today busting the myth that all men roll their eyes when their SO reaches for the dildo in the bedside table; what do guys really think of sex toys in the bedroom all togetha!? I polled the men- they answered=) Today listener questions; one woman wants to know if she needs to get over her ick in regards to spit...can we get over the .5 seconds it takes to grab the damn lube! Another listener wants to know why come winter her libido has taken a dive; how to keep it hot when its cold? Today I am joined with Caitlin V! Caitlin is a sex and relationship coach, youtuber, and host of "Good Sex" on Discovery Plus. - we chit chatted about all kinds of awesome things, the 5 'blueprints' of arousal; energetic, sensual, sexual, kinky, and shape-shifter..which are you?! We deep dived porn, its effects, using it ethically, and what stupid things from porn interfere with our sex life. I got personal and asked Caitlin how being a sex coach effects her own sex life, and she comes out as nonmongomous on the podcast and we get to see the her POV. You don't wanna miss. Check Caitlin out at www.caitlinvneal.com and follow her on IG at @caitlinvictoriousx Enjoy audio erotica? Listen to me read sexy stories every Wednesday over on the Patreon. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth Learn more about Microdosing THC at Microdose.com; use code HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping+30% off your first order! Get 15% a Like a Kitten erotic box; aka the perfect naughty holiday gift. Go to likeakitten.com/housewife; use code HOUSEWIFE for discount.

Dec 12, 20221h 10m

108- take the load, bi curious fantasies, jealous of old lovers, and "How-To; Erotic Date Night"

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Its you and me better than ever baby. Today lets talk about what YOU want to know about. We've got a female listener who isn't a fan of cum; Im here to not sugar coat shit and to tell her; take the damn load. Why is the sticky icky the worst ever? Lets dive deeper and hype her up. Another listener hates that her man has been intimate with women that runs in close by circles in the same city- she wishes it didn't bother her..but it does. This is V relatable; and as a woman Ive got sound advice to level up. Third we have a wife who likes the girl on girl porn, she's bi vibes, and told her hubby- naturally this excited him and he's running with it. Threesome? Should this stay in fantasy land, or maybe take it to the next level and turn it into reality? Lastly, a new listener inquires as to what exactly is a "erotic date night"- I dive deeper in a HOW TO- lets level it up for all you freaky-deeks at home=) Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday! Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try BEDUCATED one day free! Use code JORDYN. Code also gets you 40% off yearly subscription.http://beducate.me/pd2249-jordyn Add TRUE CLASSIC Tee's to your Christmas wish list-or get him the perfect gift, go to Trueclassic.com/Housewife to get 25% off your order at check using code: Housewife Ask Anon >>> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Dec 5, 20221h 3m

107- why women are faking it, a "happy ending" fantasy, making a sex tape & gender roles.

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Thanksgiving is over get those kids back to school baby! Happy Monday- lay todays lets giggle and chat. The listeners brought the juice with todays Q's; First up we have a listener who says his wife NEVER initiates, she doesn't say no-she always puts out, but she doesn't seem into it. He wonders if she's cheating, he wishes she would sext every now and then, and basically he doesn't know how to approach this topic to discuss- I've got his back. Next up we have a listener with a "happy ending" at a massage parlor fantasy. the taboo level is through the roof for him- and in short he wants to know when an orgasm is considered cheating...are all orgasms outside your partner a no- no? Lastly a listener wants to know why women fake it...Im going to be brutally honest- lets talk pros and cons and WHY. Today I gift you ladies with some tips on how to make a super sexy at home vid/photoshoot to gift your man. No cost and smiles for days-weeks. Also inspo for making at home video together=) Todays topic is gender roles, the masculine and the feminine. Do you want your wife to be softer, more receptive; do yo want your husband to step up, be dominate, lead his family....listen in..lets break this pattern. Love audio erotica? New sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Like a Kitten! Get 15% off your order > the purrrfect gift for the holidays! Use code: HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Likeakitten.com/housewife Get 30% off your first order of Microdose Gummies! Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout go to Microdose.com use code HOUSEWIFE Cancel unneeded/unused subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started saving money!

Nov 28, 20221h 4m

106- Going from 'wasting the pretty' to fisting his backdoor. ft. Layla London

Do the holidays coming up have you feel stressed/blue/horny/not horny/irritable AF? Look no further, Im here to validate the f*ck out of you and pow wow. Todays listener questions include a woman who admits to having a vanilla sex life, but is now giving effort to spicing it up, her struggle is not feeling awkward, or just 'not sexy'. Im here with solutions on amping up your sexual confidence; this applies for both men and women because we all could use a reminded of who are as sexual beings. Second listener question isa husband who adores his wife, is very attracted to her; but her desire for sex is non existent..and once s month is cutting it. His wife compares talking about sex to toture...so willingness seems to be a problem. My thoughts. Today we have a GUEST=) Layla London, host of The Curious Girl Diaries podcast, is here with me chatting about her dry time, her sexual awakening, her sex bucket list, the "roster", her feelings towards men, her experience fisting a man (my fav part), and her message to women, and her sex tips for men. TUNE IN NOW =) Learn more about Layla London at www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com Join my Patreon for new audio erotica every Wednesday. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE plus discount on yearly subscription using code: JORDYN http://beducate.me/pd2247-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth.

Nov 21, 202259 min

105- implants & pleasure, fewer orgasms , and Face Sitting 101.

What do you get when 2 vigins get married and one wants sex and the other not really? A fucking problem. Today one of our listener questions is just that, they have done it a total of 6 times since they got married and the brideee is the one itching for more intimacy. What could this mean? Is it shame around sexuality, sexual identity crisis, or just being timid? Lets take a looksie. Another listener asks if his wife getting implants would effect her sensitive. Will sucking and playing with still be arousing and pleasurable? Lastly a husband says his wife used to be able to orgasm easily, now only with his fingers or tongue- is this issue going to get worse? will she be able to orgasm how she used too ever again? Im giving you my thoughts and insight on a womans body, aging, and SOLUTIONS to problems as they arise. Please is a priority and we deserve to get off=) Todays topic of the hour: face f*cking, face sitting- all the things! From the WHY, to the HOW. What makes it erotic, the kinks and fetish's that come along with face sitting, the people who enjoy the experience, or the couples who just enjoy the activity and oral sex and want to get creative or inspired in the bedroom. Ive got techniques, ways to best stimulate, more position suggestions than kneeling or hovering- and tips for the MEN aka the bottoms in this situation and how they can best serve their top receiving=) Tune in for all the hott tips now. If you enjoy audio erotica the patreon is the place for you! new sexy stories every Wednesday. Like a Kitten! Level up your sex life, this is the perfect gift to spice it up! Get 15% off a Like a Kitten gift box using code "Housewife" at checkout! Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth." Cancel your unwanted/not needed subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to Rocketmoney.com/Housewife to get started! Get Daddy a sexy T from True Classic! Go to TrueClassic.com -Use code "Housewife" to get 25% off your order today! True classic T's feel good, look good! https://trueclassictees.com/HOUSEWIFE Ask Anon Here << Follow me on social media: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: [email protected]

Nov 14, 202252 min

104- genital hygiene, women's panties, and eating pussy technique.

Today Im starting off discussing how we keep our pussies and penis's CLEAN. Maybe busting some myths around douching, and reminding men that the water running from the shower doesn't clean their assholes. Also reviewing how to prep for anal play. Todays listener questions are about the types of panties we wear and what does it mean, how to get your husband to spank you, how to get the sex back post partum, and what to tell the man who needs it more than once a week ( note: the once a week is really great sex)......this brings us (me) to the topic of insatiability vs actual neglect from our partners. Boredom vs. Peace....are we OK, or is it never enough? What lies are we telling ourselves? What are we focused on? Todays topic is eating pussy technique and I polled YOU , men and women, telling us the BEST of the BEST when it comes to good pussy eating skills....tune in NOW. Try ALL Beducated's courses one day FREE use code "JORDYN" - also will get you 60% off yearly subscription ** this is their Black Friday sale, Freaky Fam gets exclusive access to this sale for the entirety of November** > http://beducate.me/pd2245-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. AUDIO EROTICA? > join the patreon. Ask me anything anonymously. Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Nov 7, 202251 min

103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend.

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Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions include a traveling husband whose wife is resistant to sending nudes, he would love nothing more than to enjoy the sight of his wifes beautiful body for him to self pleasure while away-instead he turns to porn. Willl his desire ever be fulfilled? Another husband wants to know why his wife can't specifically point out what turns her on. She says "she likes it all"- but he yearns for a deeper answer. Next we have a young man dating a young woman who feels SOME type of way about his porn use. He thinks their issues will only progress but he hasn't had the guts to break up. Are his expectations off, or are hers? My thoughts. Lastly, a woman whose husband is struggling to get it as hard as he used too, and as quickly. She has noticed doggy is his go to position- and she is starting to feel insecure. Does this mean he is cheating? Not attracted? Or is this just getting old? Tune in now! Enjoy audio erotica?! Join the Patreon. New sexy stories uploaded every Wednesday. Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Cancel unnecessary, unwanted subscriptions using Rocket Money! Go to RocketMoney.com/Housewife to get started! Follow me on social media! IG- @_Thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ask anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: [email protected]

Oct 31, 202251 min

102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced.

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This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the psychology behind it! Super interesting. Next a man whose wife is not only grumpy, but just never in the mood...he needs help and fast. Lastly we have a 31 F whose husbands kinks are getting.....a little intense. Like I want you to po*p while I f*ck you and have you fart on my fingers....I was upset too don't fret, but lets dive deeper lol. Is he insane and weird? Is she wrong to have him (in her words) "suppressing his desires" should she just go for it? Or should she draw the line? Todays topics are tossing salad and discussing the top 10 reasons couples are getting divorced in the US. my thoughts of course=) tune in! Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies > Legal in ALL 50 states! Go to Microdose.com - use code HOUSEWIFE to get 30% and free shipping. Like audio erotica? Join my patreon =) New sexy stories every Wednesday. Ask anonymously Advertising: [email protected] PR: [email protected]

Oct 24, 20221h 11m

101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation.

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I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationships, and went hard in the paint. Another listener is man who has been with men prior to marrying his wife, and is now finding the urge again. In the bedroom his wife and him "Pegg" but this is no longer satisfying the urge....how should he approach his wife. I couldn't help but wonder if relationship has been negatively impacted. I share my thoughts. Last but not least a womans husband messed up (ill tell you everything) and they moved past it and she blamed herself, she has made sure to be more intentional in the sexy department. Now she is trying to spice it up and have fun with hubby in and outside the bedroom and he is resistant to her attempts. She feels rejected, hurt and confused. Should she lay off? Is she being desperate? Todays topic is mutual masturbation and stay tuned for homework freaky fam....just click play. love u xoxo PS. love audio erotica? Join the patreon=). Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE use code "JORDYN" (also gives you discount on subscription) http://beducate.me/pd2242-jordyn Get 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code "Housewife" at Trueclassic.com/Housewife Ask Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

Oct 17, 202248 min

100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

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Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.

Oct 10, 20221h 3m

99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.

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Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Link: http://beducate.me/pd2240-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Oct 3, 202255 min

98- comparing sex lives, struggling to ejaculate, and the art of fingering.

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Do you love audio erotica? Join the patreon today for new sexy stories published every Wednesday. Happy Monday freaky fam- todays listener questions consist of a woman who can't shake knowing her husband fucked a girl they mutually know from the past; another womans husband ejaculates only 50% of the time even thought there sex life seem hott right now she can't seem to comprehend how he is okay with not finishing the deed. Lastly, a couple is interested in hitting the strip club together and wants to know what if I have any tips/advice/suggestions for this type of exploration. Todays hot topic is "ze art of fingering"-get to use those fingers and maximum pleasure. Married couples always need to inspo and refreshers on making sex sexier. tune in now. =) Join the patreon here. Ask Anonymously Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on socials. IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: [email protected]

Sep 26, 202256 min