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Seanbaby and Brockway robot-catfish Lydia Bugg into appearing on a third Conan podcast! This time about Red Sonja -- not technically a Conan movie! It's maybe the perfect film that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly it killed the whole genre. Out of films that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly they killed the whole genre, Red Sonja is the best.

Brockway rides his horse up and nets Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to drag them back into the Conan podcast! This time: Conan the Destroyer, the family-friendly big-budget goofy PG sequel to Conan the Barbarian, which was none of those things.

Brockway and Seanbaby continue their proud tradition of making smart young women watch dumb old movies for men. This time it's Lydia Bugg vs. the entire Conan trilogy! Part 1, Conan the Barbarian, lashed her sensibilities to the wheel and then threw her understanding to the dogs. What is best in life?

Seanbaby and Brockway hoof it with K Thor Jensen, on the run from the fuzz in this episode about Golden Age crime comics -- where crime was the main character! Sometimes the only character!

Seanbaby pits the proven excellent mind of Jeopardy! champ and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating host Alex Schmidt against the proven garbage mind of nothing's Robert Brockway in a game of Dirtbag Jeopardy! It's just like Jeopardy, but for and by dirtbags! Play along! If you're a dirtbag!

Seanbaby and Brockway are once again joined by bestselling author and licensed raconteur Jason Pargin to discuss Charles Fitzgerald, possibly the best liar who has ever lived. If he was telling the truth, we will gladly send our apologies to his corpse on the moon.

Seanbaby ambushes Brockway and Lydia Bugg with one of his favorite movies: Dolemite's The Human Tornado! Then he makes them play a game forcing them to quote from the movie, which is mostly words they cannot say!

Seanbaby and Brockway ask a simple question of Katie Goldin: Which animals could you take in a fight? She's the host of Creature Feature, she's a lover of animals, she should hate this question. And yet...

Seanbaby and the Auralnauts' Zak Koonce share a keystone of their personalities with Brockway: 1993's UFC 1. The very first big, made-for-tv MMA tournament back before anybody had any idea what any of that meant. The announcers were lost, the referees were out of their depth, the fights lasted two minutes, and everybody involved hated it. It was wonderful!

Seanbaby and Brockway lock themselves in a room with Lydia Bugg and battle their collective comedy knowledge against Documental, the Japanese reality TV show that locks comedians in a room and fines them $10,000 if they laugh. Japan!

Hey hey! It's the PoxCo Regional Wrestling finals! A stunning display of skill, strategic drug use, and clashing meat! Seanbaby and Brockway duck out early to make room for your announcers: Rick Ravage "The Above Average Savage" and Dr. Chance Penis, who are not provably Seanbaby and Brockway doing goofy voices. Not in any US court anyway.

Seanbaby and Brockway invite the wonderful Maggie Mae Fish to the kumite of podcasts in order to discuss Bloodsport in positive terms only. If you're looking for film criticism here, you'll only find a blindfolded full-splits Dim Mak to the crotch.

Seanbaby and Brockway subpoena author and extremely long podcast veteran Jason Pargin to talk about all the times THE MAN tried to dictate our comedy (and won).

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg continue their Pop Culture Investigations, wherein they try to solve crimes that were already solved just by tracking the work of the criminal. This time around, they're after Bill Cosby: Will they be able to trap Bill Cosby, convicted sex criminal, using only his own subpar comedy books? Hopefully! He's already in prison!

Seanbaby and Brockway choose Auralnauts' Zak Koonce to be their fighter, as they tackle the entire Mortal Kombat cinematic universe and finish it with an Animality just like their best friend, a Native American, taught them to.

Cruel taskmaster Seanbaby pits Brockway against special guest Katie Goldin, from Creature Feature! Will her creature knowledge help her in this comic book quiz loosely based on animals? No! Will her last name help her identify bizarre Golden Age characters? Also no!

Seanbaby and Brockway meet Dan Hsu down at the arcade, where they drink Big Gulps and argue about the best game according to insane secret brainhack categories Seanbaby made in order to destroy them.

Seanbaby lays a cunning trap for Brockway and special guest Soren Bowie: One that appeals to their egos. The challenge is to just sit there and listen to somebody else read their work back to them. They fall for it! They regret it! You probably will, too!

Seanbaby and Brockway entice Cristian Ramirez with the seduction books and cheesecake photos of Don Diebel: The Least Fuckable Man In Texas. Prepare to get mad at strippers and steal the soul of a neglected dog in this adventure through the entire sad career of a horny lunatic!

Seanbaby and Brockway airdrop Jamie French deep behind enemy lines to tackle walking micropenis joke, Doug Giles, and his deeply sad book If Masculinity is Toxic Call Jesus RADIOACTIVE.

Seanbaby and Brockway take a lavish boat ride with Lydia Bugg, where they discuss the final episode of Megan Wants A Millionaire - the reality show with at least one secret murderer! Brockway makes his final accusation, and we find out if he's right, or if it doesn't matter because this happened 12 years ago.

Seanbaby and Brockway desperately need the help of Lydia Bugg to track the real murderer hiding in the real reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire. Brockway still doesn't know who the murderer is, and nobody will tell him! Even with lives on the line! This is the first unaired episode, pulled right after the murder. The best clue yet! Help Brockway track this murderer through time and cable TV!

Seanbaby and Brockway detain Lydia Bugg for questioning. The question: Which one of the reality TV show "hunks" in Megan Wants a Millionaire is actually a murderer? Brockway doesn't know! He's on the hunt! Don't tell him! He has to learn how to do this on his own!

Seanbaby and Brockway detain Lydia Bugg and enlist her in the hunt for a reality show murderer. Somebody on the reality TV show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, was actually a murderer! Brockway doesn't know who it is! Join him on the hunt for JUSTICE.

Seanbaby and Brockway cast Eddie Doty on his ability to bring chaos to the house as they watch an old reality show that secretly harbored an actual murderer! Brockway doesn't know who the murderer is, and you're not allowed to tell him! Even if they're right behind him!

Seanbaby and Brockway light five candles rendered from the fat of a treasured goat and lo! They summon Jason Pargin! It's time to talk about the Satanic Panic, and the most ridiculous book to come out of it: Satanic Ritual Abuse - A Therapist's Handbook.

Seanbaby and Brockway grip Tom Reimann close and whisper to him of the games to come. They're fun. They're low stakes. We're trying to ease into The Running Man here.

Seanbaby and Brockway shanghai Tom Reimann of Gamefully Unemployed and will not release him until he explains the worst TV show that he still loves. We talk Nightman, we talk Werewolf, we talk Danger Island, we talk Chongo. We talk a lotta Chongo, folks.

Seanbaby and Brockway skate up to David Bell and peer pressure him into revealing his Miami Connection. Brockway loses his Equilibrium and Seanbaby Traxx down a wanted criminal. It's Worst Movies We Still Love! You'll learn way more than you think on this one. For example: Did you know some art is good? Stay tuned for more bombshells!

Seanbaby and Brockway put on paper sacks and seize Daniel O'Brien at a bus stop, then force him to read the craziest karate book ever written. You'll laugh, you'll karate, you'll heal this broken country once and for all.

Seanbaby and Brockway huck Michael Swaim in the 1-900-🌭 van and take him to an abandoned warehouse where they read Ready Player Two at him until he breaks. You will, too. You will, Two.

Seanbaby and Brockway are honored with the presence of voice actress Fryda Wolff, who helps them uncover the sinister, decades-long mystery hidden in the Heathcliff comic strip.

Seanbaby and Brockway take cover as the fantastically powerful Lydia Bugg smashes into the studio and demands we talk about laser tag, writing romance novels, hunky bulges, Dungeons and Dragons, and satan.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring in a ringer, Jason Pargin, to discuss people who have become the cruelest possible joke about themselves. They discuss Dennis Miller, they discuss Steven Seagal, they do terrible Dennis Miller impressions for a long time, they make fun of Steven Seagal eating a carrot for a VERY long time.

Seanbaby and Brockway commandeer the vast and terrifying intellect of Secretly Incredibly Fascinating's Alex Schmidt to discuss their favorite conmen, their preferred grifts, scam countries, and psychic assassins. A good time was had by all! Including you!

Seanbaby and Brockway gasp as gentle expert of comics, Brendan McGinley, arrives on a V-Beam to talk about comic book arcs that are too big, too stupid, and too awesome to take place in any other medium.

Seanbaby and Brockway demand the presence of author Jason "David Wong" Pargin to explain the most important movie genre: Over the Top. Also discussed: Road House, The Wizard, and Duets. You will literally not believe us about Duets. You'll look it up after this.

Seanbaby and Brockway need special guest April O'Neil's help to tackle the collected works of Godek: romance author, hobgoblin, pizza fetishist. Don't try to get nasty after this. Your genitals won't work for a week.

Seanbaby and Brockway with special guest Auralnauts Zak continue their weirdly obsessive dive into Jackie Chan's Rumble in the Bronx. It's the Bronx! You gotta Rumble.

Seanbaby and Brockway with special guest Auralnauts Zak love Jackie Chan's Rumble in the Bronx, as all good humans must. They discuss it in frankly worrying detail.

Seanbaby and Brockway cover books about bathroom bonin' and karate, as well as the origin story of Fisto, who is both bathroom bonin' and karate. Bathroom bonin'! Karate! The ultimate podcast!