The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and fantasy author Brian McClellan to roleplay the 1987 fantasy movie, The Barbarians! What, you need further explanation? Game mechanics? Worldbuilding? Basic insturctions? That's not very barbarian of you - you FAIL the Barbarian Test! But do Brian and Seanbaby pass...?

Seanbaby, Brockway, and professional podcast guest Jason Pargin look back on all the craziest Hot Dog subjects of 2021... and see how much crazier they get if you dig into them even a little bit! A thing which we did not do the first time around!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and special guest David Bell with an impossible task: Make the ultimate zombie movie on the fly, in about an hour, and by committee. God damn. God damn it. God damn it all... they succeeded!

Seanbaby and Brockway have learned the secret to pulling nerd women -- just invite them on your comedy podcast. And they can prove it works: comedian Teresa Lee is our guest this week! We're discussing another vile artifact from Seanbaby's cursed library, How to Pick Up Girls at a Convention. You'll learn the value of abs, how to wipe, and why all girls are slimes -- poisonous information that will ruin your brain! Just click play!

Seanbaby and Brockway wanna talk to Peter Clines about hilariously bad movies, but there's one problem: He's worked with too many people in Hollywood, and doesn't want to risk trashing his friends. So Brockway found the one safe movie to discuss: A Japanese ripoff of Evil Dead about ghosts and bodybuilding that was made by one man who basically never worked again. Taste freedom, Peter Clines! Everybody else, taste bodybuilding!

In 1984, Marvel released a text adventure game featuring their least text-friendly hero, The Incredible Hulk! Brockway will be your Dome Master, as Seanbaby and special guests Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo (Rude Tales of Magic / Oh These, Those Stars of Space) join forces to pilot one Hulk through a neon Alaska where he'll dig holes, eat cosmic eggs, and die to ants many, many, many times. It makes exactly that much sense!

This description is about the sequel to a podcast about songs that are about the movies they're in! It features the original Seanbaby, the rebooted Brockway, and Zak Koonce from The Auralnauts who is... uh... who is... the sequel that takes place in space or something? Zak Koonce is the space one!

Special guest Jason Pargin took the reins, giving Seanbaby and Brockway an impossible task: Just name a good TV show. Maybe one most people haven't seen. No mockery! No irony! Just enjoy a thing... They did not succeed!

It's No Right Answers! The confusing trivia game Seanbaby made up to punish Brockway and whoever gets near Brockway. This week it's Hana Michels, who was weirdly prepared to answer questions like "which animal deserves a punch in the face?" and "It's the day after The Purge, who has the easiest day at work?" The ONLY trivia game GUARANTEED not to teach you ANYTHING.

Special guest Lydia Bugg lays an expert trap that ensnares both Seanbaby and Brockway: It's Xanadu! The movie, the musical, the box office bomb, the reason people make fun of bad movies to this day, the... secret horror film?

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by Jason Pargin for a Halloween special where we discuss one of the best vampire movies ever made -- the one where hardened criminals show up to a club that turns out to be run by sex worker vampires! It's Dusk Til D- no? It's what? It's... Bordello of Blood? FUCK.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and adult film actress/Dogg Zzone Editor Jamie French into his study, then pulls the secret sconce that unlocks the entrance to his Cursed Library. In it he reveals the entire bibliography of Naura Hayden, uncredited actress, almost-sex expert, and vitamin lunatic. You will NOT learn how to fuck this episode.

Send your kids out of the room for this one. Make them take off their special Hot Dog Listening Hats, put aside their Hot Dog decoder rings, and wait for the sobbing to pass. It'll take hours. Then settle into your armchair with a nice hot cup of pussy for the first adults only episode of Hot Dog Nights! This time we're talking with Michael Swaim about the worst porno ever made: BatPussy!

Seanbaby and Brockway once again enter the octagon with special guest Eddie Doty to talk about The Ultimate Fighting Championship 3: The American Dream -- the one where somebody loses an eye, a man crucifies himself, and a tweaker fights a ninja cop! We only made one of those things up... it's not the one you think!

The best theme songs explain exactly what the movie they're for is about. The best podcasts are about those theme songs. This is the best podcast! It has Zak Koonce from the Auralnauts, for one thing. It has Feel the Impact, for another. For a third and final thing, it has Seanbaby and Brockway!

Seanbaby creates another perfect game that all parties involved understood and that you will too! Then he used it to pit the brilliant Karen Chu against the present Brockway to see who was... more right? It's unclear! Perfect!

Seanbaby and Brockway challenge author Jason Pargin to the podcast kumite, which involves taking on other podcasts in podcast-to-podcast combat! First up: The Ninjutsu Podcast episode with Frank Dux, the magnificent liar behind Bloodsport, who also claims to be a ninja!

Seanbaby and Brockway robot-catfish Lydia Bugg into appearing on a third Conan podcast! This time about Red Sonja -- not technically a Conan movie! It's maybe the perfect film that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly it killed the whole genre. Out of films that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly they killed the whole genre, Red Sonja is the best.

Brockway rides his horse up and nets Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to drag them back into the Conan podcast! This time: Conan the Destroyer, the family-friendly big-budget goofy PG sequel to Conan the Barbarian, which was none of those things.

Brockway and Seanbaby continue their proud tradition of making smart young women watch dumb old movies for men. This time it's Lydia Bugg vs. the entire Conan trilogy! Part 1, Conan the Barbarian, lashed her sensibilities to the wheel and then threw her understanding to the dogs. What is best in life?

Seanbaby and Brockway hoof it with K Thor Jensen, on the run from the fuzz in this episode about Golden Age crime comics -- where crime was the main character! Sometimes the only character!

Seanbaby pits the proven excellent mind of Jeopardy! champ and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating host Alex Schmidt against the proven garbage mind of nothing's Robert Brockway in a game of Dirtbag Jeopardy! It's just like Jeopardy, but for and by dirtbags! Play along! If you're a dirtbag!

Seanbaby and Brockway are once again joined by bestselling author and licensed raconteur Jason Pargin to discuss Charles Fitzgerald, possibly the best liar who has ever lived. If he was telling the truth, we will gladly send our apologies to his corpse on the moon.

Seanbaby ambushes Brockway and Lydia Bugg with one of his favorite movies: Dolemite's The Human Tornado! Then he makes them play a game forcing them to quote from the movie, which is mostly words they cannot say!

Seanbaby and Brockway ask a simple question of Katie Goldin: Which animals could you take in a fight? She's the host of Creature Feature, she's a lover of animals, she should hate this question. And yet...

Seanbaby and the Auralnauts' Zak Koonce share a keystone of their personalities with Brockway: 1993's UFC 1. The very first big, made-for-tv MMA tournament back before anybody had any idea what any of that meant. The announcers were lost, the referees were out of their depth, the fights lasted two minutes, and everybody involved hated it. It was wonderful!

Seanbaby and Brockway lock themselves in a room with Lydia Bugg and battle their collective comedy knowledge against Documental, the Japanese reality TV show that locks comedians in a room and fines them $10,000 if they laugh. Japan!

Hey hey! It's the PoxCo Regional Wrestling finals! A stunning display of skill, strategic drug use, and clashing meat! Seanbaby and Brockway duck out early to make room for your announcers: Rick Ravage "The Above Average Savage" and Dr. Chance Penis, who are not provably Seanbaby and Brockway doing goofy voices. Not in any US court anyway.

Seanbaby and Brockway invite the wonderful Maggie Mae Fish to the kumite of podcasts in order to discuss Bloodsport in positive terms only. If you're looking for film criticism here, you'll only find a blindfolded full-splits Dim Mak to the crotch.

Seanbaby and Brockway subpoena author and extremely long podcast veteran Jason Pargin to talk about all the times THE MAN tried to dictate our comedy (and won).

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg continue their Pop Culture Investigations, wherein they try to solve crimes that were already solved just by tracking the work of the criminal. This time around, they're after Bill Cosby: Will they be able to trap Bill Cosby, convicted sex criminal, using only his own subpar comedy books? Hopefully! He's already in prison!

Seanbaby and Brockway choose Auralnauts' Zak Koonce to be their fighter, as they tackle the entire Mortal Kombat cinematic universe and finish it with an Animality just like their best friend, a Native American, taught them to.

Cruel taskmaster Seanbaby pits Brockway against special guest Katie Goldin, from Creature Feature! Will her creature knowledge help her in this comic book quiz loosely based on animals? No! Will her last name help her identify bizarre Golden Age characters? Also no!

Seanbaby and Brockway meet Dan Hsu down at the arcade, where they drink Big Gulps and argue about the best game according to insane secret brainhack categories Seanbaby made in order to destroy them.

Seanbaby lays a cunning trap for Brockway and special guest Soren Bowie: One that appeals to their egos. The challenge is to just sit there and listen to somebody else read their work back to them. They fall for it! They regret it! You probably will, too!

Seanbaby and Brockway entice Cristian Ramirez with the seduction books and cheesecake photos of Don Diebel: The Least Fuckable Man In Texas. Prepare to get mad at strippers and steal the soul of a neglected dog in this adventure through the entire sad career of a horny lunatic!

Seanbaby and Brockway airdrop Jamie French deep behind enemy lines to tackle walking micropenis joke, Doug Giles, and his deeply sad book If Masculinity is Toxic Call Jesus RADIOACTIVE.

Seanbaby and Brockway take a lavish boat ride with Lydia Bugg, where they discuss the final episode of Megan Wants A Millionaire - the reality show with at least one secret murderer! Brockway makes his final accusation, and we find out if he's right, or if it doesn't matter because this happened 12 years ago.

Seanbaby and Brockway desperately need the help of Lydia Bugg to track the real murderer hiding in the real reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire. Brockway still doesn't know who the murderer is, and nobody will tell him! Even with lives on the line! This is the first unaired episode, pulled right after the murder. The best clue yet! Help Brockway track this murderer through time and cable TV!

Seanbaby and Brockway detain Lydia Bugg for questioning. The question: Which one of the reality TV show "hunks" in Megan Wants a Millionaire is actually a murderer? Brockway doesn't know! He's on the hunt! Don't tell him! He has to learn how to do this on his own!

Seanbaby and Brockway detain Lydia Bugg and enlist her in the hunt for a reality show murderer. Somebody on the reality TV show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, was actually a murderer! Brockway doesn't know who it is! Join him on the hunt for JUSTICE.

Seanbaby and Brockway cast Eddie Doty on his ability to bring chaos to the house as they watch an old reality show that secretly harbored an actual murderer! Brockway doesn't know who the murderer is, and you're not allowed to tell him! Even if they're right behind him!

Seanbaby and Brockway light five candles rendered from the fat of a treasured goat and lo! They summon Jason Pargin! It's time to talk about the Satanic Panic, and the most ridiculous book to come out of it: Satanic Ritual Abuse - A Therapist's Handbook.

Seanbaby and Brockway shanghai Tom Reimann of Gamefully Unemployed and will not release him until he explains the worst TV show that he still loves. We talk Nightman, we talk Werewolf, we talk Danger Island, we talk Chongo. We talk a lotta Chongo, folks.

Seanbaby and Brockway grip Tom Reimann close and whisper to him of the games to come. They're fun. They're low stakes. We're trying to ease into The Running Man here.

Seanbaby and Brockway skate up to David Bell and peer pressure him into revealing his Miami Connection. Brockway loses his Equilibrium and Seanbaby Traxx down a wanted criminal. It's Worst Movies We Still Love! You'll learn way more than you think on this one. For example: Did you know some art is good? Stay tuned for more bombshells!

Seanbaby and Brockway put on paper sacks and seize Daniel O'Brien at a bus stop, then force him to read the craziest karate book ever written. You'll laugh, you'll karate, you'll heal this broken country once and for all.

Seanbaby and Brockway huck Michael Swaim in the 1-900-🌭 van and take him to an abandoned warehouse where they read Ready Player Two at him until he breaks. You will, too. You will, Two.

Seanbaby and Brockway are honored with the presence of voice actress Fryda Wolff, who helps them uncover the sinister, decades-long mystery hidden in the Heathcliff comic strip.

Seanbaby and Brockway take cover as the fantastically powerful Lydia Bugg smashes into the studio and demands we talk about laser tag, writing romance novels, hunky bulges, Dungeons and Dragons, and satan.