The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby invited Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, to get unreasonably angry at the ridiculous 1980s rock 'n roll backwards messaging panic. They said "no, thank you." Then he invited them three times backwards and they had to comply -- that's how podcasts work!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and Hot Dog Artist Rusty Shackles to jump in his jalopy and tear ass down the Streets of Fire. It's the best movie ever made that also inspired a video game genre. Plus this is the breakout role that gave us Rick Moranis as a tough guy! He only played nerds before this, can you believe it??

It's our 100th episode! Celebrate the traditional way: With liberal and vigorous Bloodsporting. We're playing Kumite: The Home Game, which is Bloodsport as a D&D campaign! Brockway is the Bloodmaster, Vanessa Guerrero is the Ninja Liar, Zak Koonce is the Karate Shaman, and Seanbaby, just like in real life, is the Unstoppable Kick Machine.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Erik Wolpaw to talk about Power Team. He meant the knockoff Captain N cartoon, and not the strong Christian madmen, but Brockway wasn't paying attention... so we do both! Power Teams!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Zak Koonce to talk about the 1989 sci-fi martial arts movie, Arena. It's just Bloodsport but in space, it should be the perfect movie! It's not the perfect movie!

Bloodmaster Brockway invites Seanbaby, Zak Koonce, and Vanessa Guerrero to play Kumite: The Home Game. The ONLY all-audio Dungeons and Dragons 5e campaign that is also the movie Bloodsport. This is the setup episode, where you'll meet, fall in love with, and have your heart spinkicked in half by your new favorite characters.

Brockway has determined that 2 is not enough hours to discuss bigfoot. He pits Seanbaby against guest, author Jason Pargin, in the Bigfoot Review Revue - a game where they must guess the insane bigfoot book by its unhinged reader reviews only.

Brockway hits Seanbaby and author Jason Pargin with a Spooktober relevant prompt: What's the scariest single episode of a television show you've ever seen? You won't believe the mad series of coincidences that ensue, leading to us talking about Mountain Monsters for two fucking hours!

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Abe Epperson to watch and discuss Vince Offer's Underground Comedy Movie for some reason. Probably revenge?

Seanbaby dares Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle to step into the ring with Piledriver: A collection of music videos by, about, or criminally infringing on professional wrestlers of the 1980s. Listen to Koko B. Ware sexually threaten you! Listen to Strike Force sexually threaten you! Listen to Jimmy Hart sexually threa-

Brockway calls for the toughest fighters on earth to podcast about a movie about the toughest fighters on earth. Seanbaby, Vanessa Guerrero, and Zak Koonce answer the call! It's Bloodsport 2 (the second podcast about the first Bloodsport).

Ruffians have stolen this podcast! Seanbaby chooses his fighters, Brockway and special guest Rusty Shackles, to get it back. Along the way they'll have to punch clowns and eat street chickens, it's the retro Beat 'Em Ups episode!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, voice actor Fryda Wolff, to discuss Dog Police -- a 3 minute long novelty song from 1982 about dog police. It's... it's 3 minutes, how could they possibly do an hour+ podcast about this?

Seanbaby and Brockway ask Mark Mahoney to share his most cursed, certainly most illegal item: A rip of a rip of a DVD stolen from a library with Battle Dome: Season 1 on it. The 2000s reality show where American Gladiators met Professional Wrestling, and broke its legs!

Brockway is putting a team together to find a legendary diamond. On apes, it's Seanbaby! On lasers, it's Lydia Bugg! No further things are required! Welcome to the Congo podcast.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall to discuss business and then SMOKEBOMBS into a ninja outfit before launching hundreds of feet in the air, never to be seen again. It's the Godfrey Ho podcast, it's Twinkle Ninja Fantasy!

Brockway recruits the most barbaric barbarians -- Seanbaby and guest Hana Michels -- for the final, the ultimate Barbarian Game. Having never seen the movie, Sean and Hana must roleplay the plot of the Barbarian Brothers 1989 trucker comedy, Think Big!

Brockway once again asks Detectives Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to help him solve the real murder mystery haunting the legacy of the already haunted 1988 action parody movie, Traxx. Do they get to the bottom of the case? You'll have to listen to find out! But, no!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, author Jason Pargin, to come along with him on a fantastical journey through the movie Traxx! A 1988 action parody that is at once both and neither of those things, and also starring a DJ! What fun. What pure and lighthearted fun with no catches.

Seanbaby asked Brockway and special guest Geoff Thew to be patient with the 1992 detective movie, Steel Justice. The film-length pilot about a grief-stricken detective who summons a monster truck dinosaur when he loses his temper. It's Robosaurus! Seanbaby promised them Robosaurus. He fucking promised!

Seanbaby tricks Brockway and guest Adam Ganser by telling them "we're going to discuss cool cats," and when they showed up ready to dish on Dean Martin and Heathcliff, he sprung Derek Savage's Cool Cat on them. It's a crime in most states.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring in Turbo Adult Tom Reimann to discuss Turbo Teen -- the ONLY 1980s cartoon about a kid undergoing an agonizing transformation into a Trans Am that showed you every second of the torture from multiple angles. T-T-Turbo Teen!

Seanbaby and Brockway found out Lydia Bugg had never seen Flash Gordon so they dropped literally everything else in their lives and ran to their microphones to record this podcast about somebody experiencing Flash Gordon for the first time. You're welcome.

Seanbaby invites guest expert Pat Contri on to delight and horrify Brockway with the cautionary tale of the Intellivision Amico, the only scam that's also a console!

Seanbaby sent Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle mysterious packages and demanded they not open them until he authorized it. This is how many crimes and all the best podcasts start!

In their continuing quest to prove the 2000s were the worst decade, Seanbaby and Brockway once again point to a vile reality TV show -- this one about about lie detectors and ruining marriages. The perfect guest? Friendly neighborhood sweetheart Alex Schmidt!

Seanbaby puts on his best navy blazer and crash helmet to host an episode of Dumber than Real -- the only trivia game where you won't learn anything! Brockway and special guest Hana Michels square off in a game where anything goes, so long as it's stupid. Or dumb!

Seanbaby continues cataloguing the downfall of western society through the metric of 2000s reality shows. Joining him in this research are the esteemed Dr. Brockway and special guest, Jamie Kelly PhD, PhD. Up today: WB Superstar, the singing contest that was secretly an evil prank on the mentally ill.

Brockway likes anime, but does not trust it. So he tricks Seanbaby and guest Lydia Bugg into watching the worst PG-13 anime he could find, and then asks the question: "Is it wrong, to like anime?" The answer may surprise you! It's yes!

Brockway has a question: If Seanbaby and guest Jason Pargin are so fuckin' smart, why didn't THEY write Mountain Monsters? He gives them that chance in this special FREE bonus episode!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and special guest Jason Pargin on safari. Their prey? Bigfoot. PSYCHIC Bigfoot. That's right: it's a full on mega-ape mindwar, and you are cordially invited to witness the carnage.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring current host of The Daily Zeitgeist and former Editor-in-Chief of Cracked.com Jack O'Brien on a trip through comedy history. We examine the many, many Mad Magazine ripoffs that came before Cracked, and in the process break all of our brains in half.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and special guest Katie Goldin a simple question: If science is so smart, why are all dinosaurs Christian? We need to go through an exhaustive list of Creationism books to answer that question, and we don't get there! God: 1, Hot Dog: 0!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by The Warmaster himself, Josh Barnett! We're discussing Lone Tiger, an underground wrestling movie about masked hobo murder. If the accountants ask: yes, we did need a UFC champ to dissect this fine piece of cinema. Yes, we do need Mr. T to change the water cooler. They're the only ones for the job!

Seanbaby recruits Brockway and special guest Ty Franck, co-author of The Expanse, to talk about Mike Ditka's The Grabowski Shuffle. What is The Grabowski Shuffle? We're glad you asked. ... You will not find answers here.

From Garbage Brain University, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join Seanbaby and Brockway to discuss American Inventor, the show about America! And second to that, inventing. A grown man pisses in a bag in this one. The show, not the podcast. Well, also the podcast.

We don't watch the classic 1992 Barbarian Brothers action movie, Double Trouble -- we play it! Brockway turned every Barbarian Brothers movie into an interactive quiz/improv game, so Seanbaby and special guest Michael Swaim take on the roles of the Barbarian Brothers to flex, lift, and no third thing their way out of Trouble! Whaaaa??? Make that Double!

Some TV shows are terrible, some are out of touch, and some are just made in the wrong decade. We brought all three, but this podcast was only supposed to be about the last thing. Seanbaby, Brockway, and special guest Jason Pargin discuss why Daybreak, Guardians of Justice, and Jack Reacher would kill if they came unstuck in time and happened somewhen else.

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Lydia Bugg to watch more Documental, the Japanese reality show where 10 comedians try not to laugh. One of them agrees, the other relents. Poison mouthwash, foot deepthroating, weightless eggs, fartmonicas and handjobs, handjobs, handjobs!

It's time for the third installment of our podcast series on movie theme songs that are about the movies they're in! It's time for Seanbaby! It's time for Brockway! Holy hell it's time for Zak Koonce! It is time for DOKKEN.

It is again time to get trapped in the mind of a madman by playing Marvel Questprobe text adventure games! This time it's Spider-Man: Brockway is your Spider-Master, while Seanbaby, Taylor Moore, and Tim Platt from Rude Tales of Magic and Oh These, Those Stars of Space are your Spider-Man! Singular. They comprise one Spider-Man only.

Heads up: You definitely have to listen to the Dogg Zzone 9000, Episode 63 - Twin Sitters, before listening to this one. We just burned an entire episode of our main podcast on the 1994 action comedy Twinsitters, starring the Barbarian Brothers, only to realize it didn't really have an ending. Brockway orders Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari to fix that -- and they have to do it! For Brockway is... THE BARBARIANMASTER.

Brockway once again phonebook rips the fabric of reality asunder, dumping Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari inside a Barbarian Brothers movie. This time they're piloting the ample meatships of Peter and David Falcone in the 1994 action comedy, Twin Sitters!

Seanbaby fires his podcast ray at Brockway and their special guest, G4's Vanessa Guerrero! Then he fires his Spider-Woman ray, followed by a sub-ray of Dracula and some light Discussion Beams and that's how he made this episode. It's about the 1979 Spider-Woman cartoon! That was surely clear.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by extremely rad Cracked Senior Editor Logan Trent, who will only discuss rad things. So we brought him the raddest thing: Rad! The 1986 BMX movie, Rad! And the entire insane universe they had to create for the movie to work, where every single facet of life was BMX. If you are not prepared to bike slowdance at the BMX prom, you get the fuck out of this podcast.

Seanbaby and Brockway consult the stars, only to find their future is listening to terrible novelty astrology songs with urban fantasy author and definite necromancer, Stephen Blackmoore!

In this free bonus episode, Brockway asks Seanbaby and urban fantasy author Stephen Blackmoore to step into his parlor for a pleasant game of WikiWhy. The fools! They agreed! Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes like this every single week!

Brockway, Seanbaby, and special guest Lydia Bugg are Pumping Iron! Watching the movie Pumping Iron, that is. Lydia revealed that she only knew Arnold Schwarzenegger from the '90s on, as America's Big Friendly Muscle Grandpa. Brockway was very happy to show her Pumping Iron, the 1977 documentary/body horror movie that would shatter every one of her misconceptions.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring on special guest Jason Pargin to talk about The Dirt Bike Kid, the whimsical children's movie about a sentient magical dirt bike! This may be our darkest podcast yet.

It's the year 1997, and society has collapsed. Roving gangs of virtual reality serial killers molest each other in sprawling worlds of archive file software, ruled over by a sinister agricultural sex god. That was the logline for every sci-fi thriller in the 1990s. So... why were the '90s so obsessed with VR? Tom Reimann and Seanbaby probably don't know, but Brockway's gonna ask them anyway!