The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway once again asks Detectives Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to help him solve the real murder mystery haunting the legacy of the already haunted 1988 action parody movie, Traxx. Do they get to the bottom of the case? You'll have to listen to find out! But, no!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, author Jason Pargin, to come along with him on a fantastical journey through the movie Traxx! A 1988 action parody that is at once both and neither of those things, and also starring a DJ! What fun. What pure and lighthearted fun with no catches.

Seanbaby asked Brockway and special guest Geoff Thew to be patient with the 1992 detective movie, Steel Justice. The film-length pilot about a grief-stricken detective who summons a monster truck dinosaur when he loses his temper. It's Robosaurus! Seanbaby promised them Robosaurus. He fucking promised!

Seanbaby tricks Brockway and guest Adam Ganser by telling them "we're going to discuss cool cats," and when they showed up ready to dish on Dean Martin and Heathcliff, he sprung Derek Savage's Cool Cat on them. It's a crime in most states.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring in Turbo Adult Tom Reimann to discuss Turbo Teen -- the ONLY 1980s cartoon about a kid undergoing an agonizing transformation into a Trans Am that showed you every second of the torture from multiple angles. T-T-Turbo Teen!

Seanbaby and Brockway found out Lydia Bugg had never seen Flash Gordon so they dropped literally everything else in their lives and ran to their microphones to record this podcast about somebody experiencing Flash Gordon for the first time. You're welcome.

Seanbaby invites guest expert Pat Contri on to delight and horrify Brockway with the cautionary tale of the Intellivision Amico, the only scam that's also a console!

Seanbaby sent Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle mysterious packages and demanded they not open them until he authorized it. This is how many crimes and all the best podcasts start!

In their continuing quest to prove the 2000s were the worst decade, Seanbaby and Brockway once again point to a vile reality TV show -- this one about about lie detectors and ruining marriages. The perfect guest? Friendly neighborhood sweetheart Alex Schmidt!

Seanbaby puts on his best navy blazer and crash helmet to host an episode of Dumber than Real -- the only trivia game where you won't learn anything! Brockway and special guest Hana Michels square off in a game where anything goes, so long as it's stupid. Or dumb!

Seanbaby continues cataloguing the downfall of western society through the metric of 2000s reality shows. Joining him in this research are the esteemed Dr. Brockway and special guest, Jamie Kelly PhD, PhD. Up today: WB Superstar, the singing contest that was secretly an evil prank on the mentally ill.

Brockway likes anime, but does not trust it. So he tricks Seanbaby and guest Lydia Bugg into watching the worst PG-13 anime he could find, and then asks the question: "Is it wrong, to like anime?" The answer may surprise you! It's yes!

Brockway has a question: If Seanbaby and guest Jason Pargin are so fuckin' smart, why didn't THEY write Mountain Monsters? He gives them that chance in this special FREE bonus episode!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and special guest Jason Pargin on safari. Their prey? Bigfoot. PSYCHIC Bigfoot. That's right: it's a full on mega-ape mindwar, and you are cordially invited to witness the carnage.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring current host of The Daily Zeitgeist and former Editor-in-Chief of Cracked.com Jack O'Brien on a trip through comedy history. We examine the many, many Mad Magazine ripoffs that came before Cracked, and in the process break all of our brains in half.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and special guest Katie Goldin a simple question: If science is so smart, why are all dinosaurs Christian? We need to go through an exhaustive list of Creationism books to answer that question, and we don't get there! God: 1, Hot Dog: 0!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by The Warmaster himself, Josh Barnett! We're discussing Lone Tiger, an underground wrestling movie about masked hobo murder. If the accountants ask: yes, we did need a UFC champ to dissect this fine piece of cinema. Yes, we do need Mr. T to change the water cooler. They're the only ones for the job!

Seanbaby recruits Brockway and special guest Ty Franck, co-author of The Expanse, to talk about Mike Ditka's The Grabowski Shuffle. What is The Grabowski Shuffle? We're glad you asked. ... You will not find answers here.

From Garbage Brain University, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join Seanbaby and Brockway to discuss American Inventor, the show about America! And second to that, inventing. A grown man pisses in a bag in this one. The show, not the podcast. Well, also the podcast.

We don't watch the classic 1992 Barbarian Brothers action movie, Double Trouble -- we play it! Brockway turned every Barbarian Brothers movie into an interactive quiz/improv game, so Seanbaby and special guest Michael Swaim take on the roles of the Barbarian Brothers to flex, lift, and no third thing their way out of Trouble! Whaaaa??? Make that Double!

Some TV shows are terrible, some are out of touch, and some are just made in the wrong decade. We brought all three, but this podcast was only supposed to be about the last thing. Seanbaby, Brockway, and special guest Jason Pargin discuss why Daybreak, Guardians of Justice, and Jack Reacher would kill if they came unstuck in time and happened somewhen else.

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Lydia Bugg to watch more Documental, the Japanese reality show where 10 comedians try not to laugh. One of them agrees, the other relents. Poison mouthwash, foot deepthroating, weightless eggs, fartmonicas and handjobs, handjobs, handjobs!

It's time for the third installment of our podcast series on movie theme songs that are about the movies they're in! It's time for Seanbaby! It's time for Brockway! Holy hell it's time for Zak Koonce! It is time for DOKKEN.

It is again time to get trapped in the mind of a madman by playing Marvel Questprobe text adventure games! This time it's Spider-Man: Brockway is your Spider-Master, while Seanbaby, Taylor Moore, and Tim Platt from Rude Tales of Magic and Oh These, Those Stars of Space are your Spider-Man! Singular. They comprise one Spider-Man only.

Heads up: You definitely have to listen to the Dogg Zzone 9000, Episode 63 - Twin Sitters, before listening to this one. We just burned an entire episode of our main podcast on the 1994 action comedy Twinsitters, starring the Barbarian Brothers, only to realize it didn't really have an ending. Brockway orders Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari to fix that -- and they have to do it! For Brockway is... THE BARBARIANMASTER.

Brockway once again phonebook rips the fabric of reality asunder, dumping Seanbaby and special guest William Sellari inside a Barbarian Brothers movie. This time they're piloting the ample meatships of Peter and David Falcone in the 1994 action comedy, Twin Sitters!

Seanbaby fires his podcast ray at Brockway and their special guest, G4's Vanessa Guerrero! Then he fires his Spider-Woman ray, followed by a sub-ray of Dracula and some light Discussion Beams and that's how he made this episode. It's about the 1979 Spider-Woman cartoon! That was surely clear.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by extremely rad Cracked Senior Editor Logan Trent, who will only discuss rad things. So we brought him the raddest thing: Rad! The 1986 BMX movie, Rad! And the entire insane universe they had to create for the movie to work, where every single facet of life was BMX. If you are not prepared to bike slowdance at the BMX prom, you get the fuck out of this podcast.

Seanbaby and Brockway consult the stars, only to find their future is listening to terrible novelty astrology songs with urban fantasy author and definite necromancer, Stephen Blackmoore!

In this free bonus episode, Brockway asks Seanbaby and urban fantasy author Stephen Blackmoore to step into his parlor for a pleasant game of WikiWhy. The fools! They agreed! Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes like this every single week!

Brockway, Seanbaby, and special guest Lydia Bugg are Pumping Iron! Watching the movie Pumping Iron, that is. Lydia revealed that she only knew Arnold Schwarzenegger from the '90s on, as America's Big Friendly Muscle Grandpa. Brockway was very happy to show her Pumping Iron, the 1977 documentary/body horror movie that would shatter every one of her misconceptions.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring on special guest Jason Pargin to talk about The Dirt Bike Kid, the whimsical children's movie about a sentient magical dirt bike! This may be our darkest podcast yet.

It's the year 1997, and society has collapsed. Roving gangs of virtual reality serial killers molest each other in sprawling worlds of archive file software, ruled over by a sinister agricultural sex god. That was the logline for every sci-fi thriller in the 1990s. So... why were the '90s so obsessed with VR? Tom Reimann and Seanbaby probably don't know, but Brockway's gonna ask them anyway!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and fantasy author Brian McClellan to roleplay the 1987 fantasy movie, The Barbarians! What, you need further explanation? Game mechanics? Worldbuilding? Basic insturctions? That's not very barbarian of you - you FAIL the Barbarian Test! But do Brian and Seanbaby pass...?

Seanbaby, Brockway, and professional podcast guest Jason Pargin look back on all the craziest Hot Dog subjects of 2021... and see how much crazier they get if you dig into them even a little bit! A thing which we did not do the first time around!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and special guest David Bell with an impossible task: Make the ultimate zombie movie on the fly, in about an hour, and by committee. God damn. God damn it. God damn it all... they succeeded!

Seanbaby and Brockway have learned the secret to pulling nerd women -- just invite them on your comedy podcast. And they can prove it works: comedian Teresa Lee is our guest this week! We're discussing another vile artifact from Seanbaby's cursed library, How to Pick Up Girls at a Convention. You'll learn the value of abs, how to wipe, and why all girls are slimes -- poisonous information that will ruin your brain! Just click play!

Seanbaby and Brockway wanna talk to Peter Clines about hilariously bad movies, but there's one problem: He's worked with too many people in Hollywood, and doesn't want to risk trashing his friends. So Brockway found the one safe movie to discuss: A Japanese ripoff of Evil Dead about ghosts and bodybuilding that was made by one man who basically never worked again. Taste freedom, Peter Clines! Everybody else, taste bodybuilding!

In 1984, Marvel released a text adventure game featuring their least text-friendly hero, The Incredible Hulk! Brockway will be your Dome Master, as Seanbaby and special guests Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo (Rude Tales of Magic / Oh These, Those Stars of Space) join forces to pilot one Hulk through a neon Alaska where he'll dig holes, eat cosmic eggs, and die to ants many, many, many times. It makes exactly that much sense!

This description is about the sequel to a podcast about songs that are about the movies they're in! It features the original Seanbaby, the rebooted Brockway, and Zak Koonce from The Auralnauts who is... uh... who is... the sequel that takes place in space or something? Zak Koonce is the space one!

Special guest Jason Pargin took the reins, giving Seanbaby and Brockway an impossible task: Just name a good TV show. Maybe one most people haven't seen. No mockery! No irony! Just enjoy a thing... They did not succeed!

It's No Right Answers! The confusing trivia game Seanbaby made up to punish Brockway and whoever gets near Brockway. This week it's Hana Michels, who was weirdly prepared to answer questions like "which animal deserves a punch in the face?" and "It's the day after The Purge, who has the easiest day at work?" The ONLY trivia game GUARANTEED not to teach you ANYTHING.

Special guest Lydia Bugg lays an expert trap that ensnares both Seanbaby and Brockway: It's Xanadu! The movie, the musical, the box office bomb, the reason people make fun of bad movies to this day, the... secret horror film?

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by Jason Pargin for a Halloween special where we discuss one of the best vampire movies ever made -- the one where hardened criminals show up to a club that turns out to be run by sex worker vampires! It's Dusk Til D- no? It's what? It's... Bordello of Blood? FUCK.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and adult film actress/Dogg Zzone Editor Jamie French into his study, then pulls the secret sconce that unlocks the entrance to his Cursed Library. In it he reveals the entire bibliography of Naura Hayden, uncredited actress, almost-sex expert, and vitamin lunatic. You will NOT learn how to fuck this episode.

Send your kids out of the room for this one. Make them take off their special Hot Dog Listening Hats, put aside their Hot Dog decoder rings, and wait for the sobbing to pass. It'll take hours. Then settle into your armchair with a nice hot cup of pussy for the first adults only episode of Hot Dog Nights! This time we're talking with Michael Swaim about the worst porno ever made: BatPussy!

Seanbaby and Brockway once again enter the octagon with special guest Eddie Doty to talk about The Ultimate Fighting Championship 3: The American Dream -- the one where somebody loses an eye, a man crucifies himself, and a tweaker fights a ninja cop! We only made one of those things up... it's not the one you think!

The best theme songs explain exactly what the movie they're for is about. The best podcasts are about those theme songs. This is the best podcast! It has Zak Koonce from the Auralnauts, for one thing. It has Feel the Impact, for another. For a third and final thing, it has Seanbaby and Brockway!

Seanbaby creates another perfect game that all parties involved understood and that you will too! Then he used it to pit the brilliant Karen Chu against the present Brockway to see who was... more right? It's unclear! Perfect!

Seanbaby and Brockway challenge author Jason Pargin to the podcast kumite, which involves taking on other podcasts in podcast-to-podcast combat! First up: The Ninjutsu Podcast episode with Frank Dux, the magnificent liar behind Bloodsport, who also claims to be a ninja!