The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby and Brockway drown in the chaos that guest, Dan McQuade, has brought in the form of Batwatch's "Scorcher." A single forty minute episode of television with 814 plots, all screaming, all at war with one another, none resolved.

Seanbaby suddenly remembers Theodore Rex exists, and he takes it out on Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. The only 1990s dinosaur buddy cop movie where they had to sue the star to be in it!

Brockway reads from the Book of the Demon Star and sacrifices Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to the devil! No, that's it. That's the podcast!

Did you love American Gladiators? You're going to tolerate Rollergames! Seanbaby dares Brockway and guest, Fryda Wolff, to survive 1989's horniest roller derby wrestling race, but what's this? We're just getting word there's an alligator pit! This could be DEVASTATING.

Brockway has sealed the lab, trapping Seanbaby and guest, author and Hot Dog Dennard Dayle, within. Containment must not be breached. By the end of this podcast, they must have understood one Compu-Toon comic strip, or they will have died for nothing.

Professional wrestling, ultimate fighting, ancient kung fu masters, educational ninjas, white saviors, goofy jeeps, ethnically diverse gangs, Vince McMahon, feral manbeasts tamed by amulets, huge women and the tiny men they love, expositional theme songs, and a secondary Van Dam. Superfights has it all. Come learn about the best '90s movie nobody has ever seen.

This is a podcast about the time Hulk Hogan allied himself with the Confederate army to pull off a time traveling dragshow speedboat grift. The podcast features Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade. Every one of these statements is factually accurate.

Seanbaby throws open the doors of his sexual dojo to admit all challengers! Brockway and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, accept this foolish offer. We're talking about Zenno Jojido, the sexual martial art of dick manipulation. Of course, you assumed that!

Brockway cordially requests the presence of Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, to discuss It's a Royal Knockout! The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Loaf attacks a Prince. It damaged the monarchy forever. This one is impossible to describe.

Brockway recruits psychic ape master Seanbaby, and special guest psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to battle CIA propaganda and find out the truth about Bigfoot, who lives beneath the Earth in psychic torpor and will definitely leave your mind-texts on read.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Napoleon Blownapart, to talk Monster Wars, the 1993 TV show about monster truck racing where all the monster trucks became wrestlers and made pun based wishes to destroy each other's private truck dimensions. That's real, it's a real thing. It's Monster Wars Week!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, to the Sex Olympics. Sorry, BRAD STALLION'S Sex Olympics. It's a careful, erotic game of never quite fucking, snakeplay, and battery acquisition. This one's steamy, bring your wrinkled panties!

Seanbaby emits a series of gibbers and punch sound effects followed by a noise like the boogeyman trying to scare a horse. That's how you ask Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, if they want to watch Shaolin Dolemite in native Dolemitese. They reply "Motherfucker!" which is Dolemitese for "yes."

In 1991 Vince McMahon sunk millions of dollars into an upstart bodybuilding competition whose only hook was "free steroids." Then, in 1992, he did it again, but more expensive and without steroids. That's exactly what Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade, are doing for this podcast. That's right, this week we're steroid-free!

Seanbaby demands that Brockway and guest Dan McQuade from Defector strip down to their panties, lube up, and get ready for the Jetman. Get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking about Vince McMahon's World Bodybuilding Federation! He spent millions of dollars trying to restart wrestling without the wrestling. It lasted two years.

Seanbaby wants to talk about Holy Terror, the Frank Miller graphic novel that's just What If...? Batman Was Islamophobic. The perfect guest for this is comic book magician Alan Moore... but he said no. The second best guest is comic book historian Bryan Stratton... who also said no, but eventually gave in. Brockway said no, too, but he's apparently not allowed to do that.

Brockway told Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, two words: Todd McFarlane. And they still showed up! Let's talk about Todd McFarlane's Twisted Land of Oz toys and the, oh no, ten thousand word erotic fan fiction that came with them?

Seanbaby feels the need to revenge himself upon Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. For what? Unspecified. His method? MILF Manor. It's the MILF Manor podcast. You knew it was coming.

Seanbaby makes Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, play a super-size Book Game! 6 terrible 101 Things books, over 600 of the dumbest ways to arrange words mankind has yet discovered, 30 straight minutes of rambling tangents about niche online hate groups - this podcast has it all!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guest, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating's Alex Schmidt, to navigate the WikiHole. The intestinal tract of ignorance, the tube you go in when you allow fate and WikiHow to lead you to your own certain destruction. WARNING: Don't try anything in this podcast, or in general.

Seanbaby made up a stupid, vile show he called Power Slap -- it was about slapping and no second thing. Brockway and guest Zak Koonce had a lot of fun pretending it was real, and a good harmless time was had by all. Please don't correct this podcast description. It's from a better world.

Seanbaby brings Brockway and Dan McQuade to the drawing room to solve the podcast mystery once and for all. What the fuck are we talking about? It's Mannequin! The 1987 masterpiece about a mannequin and the man who bones it.

Listen to the first 17 minutes of our next podcast. If you can guess what the fuck we're talking about, you win!

Brockway tears open a hole to the Barbarianverse, pulling Seanbaby and guest Katie Goldin into the bodies of two impossible meat golems - The Barbarian Brothers! We're roleplaying the miscellaneous publicity appearances of 1980s bodybuilding twins, the Barbarian Brothers! Can you believe we're the only podcast doing this?!

Seanbaby contractually traps Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, into doing an entire podcast about how sad Corey Feldman is. Don't worry! You won't feel bad for him by the time we get to the sex cult, the forced starvations, and Jingle Bell Rock.

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and fantasy author Django Wexler to talk about his favorite fantasy movie of all time: a 15-minute football promo. In 1986, the Cleveland Browns made and starred in a short Conan ripoff called Masters of the Gridiron, guest starring The Michael Stanley Band, Tiny Tim, and a loose bear. On to the planet of battle!

Seanbaby is your Sexmaster for Dr. Ruth's The Game of Good Sex! The only and perfect cohost on this journey through the world of 1980s fucking? Brockway! The only and perfect guest to shatter every single terrible rule in here? Hana Michels! Oh no, we landed on premature ejaculation!

Brockway recruits Seanbaby and guests Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero into the nerdiest kumite: This is the movie Bloodsport but Dungeons and Dragons. This is episode 2. This is the one with "OK USA!" in it!

Seanbaby builds a janky burning obstacle course of buckets and fish, then invites Brockway and guest Lydia Bugg to chop through it with hobo-made knives! It's Knife or Death! The reality show about knife lunatics! Knife! Or Death!

Brockway shrinks Seanbaby and horror author Max Booth's heads, then commands them to do his dark bidding: Talk about the 1994 movie Shrunken Heads! They refuse! They turn on him and fucking eat him on air, it takes over an hour.

Seanbaby needs his brothers in power, Brockway and Todd in the Shadows, to believe in Christ extra hard so he'll have the strength to smash through the Power Team Rock Album! Christian strongmen recording a rock album together, it's gotta be good!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to an old-fashioned fish fry, claim dig, and Bigfoot Shootout! It's the sasquatch blastin' barbecue event of the season, so put on your ape assault apron and get ready to gun duel bigfeet!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with the impossible: Come up with a more ragtag team than the Eliminators, the raggiest, taggiest motherfuckers to ever dethrone a cybernetic time god.

Seanbaby invited Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, to get unreasonably angry at the ridiculous 1980s rock 'n roll backwards messaging panic. They said "no, thank you." Then he invited them three times backwards and they had to comply -- that's how podcasts work!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and Hot Dog Artist Rusty Shackles to jump in his jalopy and tear ass down the Streets of Fire. It's the best movie ever made that also inspired a video game genre. Plus this is the breakout role that gave us Rick Moranis as a tough guy! He only played nerds before this, can you believe it??

It's our 100th episode! Celebrate the traditional way: With liberal and vigorous Bloodsporting. We're playing Kumite: The Home Game, which is Bloodsport as a D&D campaign! Brockway is the Bloodmaster, Vanessa Guerrero is the Ninja Liar, Zak Koonce is the Karate Shaman, and Seanbaby, just like in real life, is the Unstoppable Kick Machine.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Erik Wolpaw to talk about Power Team. He meant the knockoff Captain N cartoon, and not the strong Christian madmen, but Brockway wasn't paying attention... so we do both! Power Teams!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Zak Koonce to talk about the 1989 sci-fi martial arts movie, Arena. It's just Bloodsport but in space, it should be the perfect movie! It's not the perfect movie!

Bloodmaster Brockway invites Seanbaby, Zak Koonce, and Vanessa Guerrero to play Kumite: The Home Game. The ONLY all-audio Dungeons and Dragons 5e campaign that is also the movie Bloodsport. This is the setup episode, where you'll meet, fall in love with, and have your heart spinkicked in half by your new favorite characters.

Brockway has determined that 2 is not enough hours to discuss bigfoot. He pits Seanbaby against guest, author Jason Pargin, in the Bigfoot Review Revue - a game where they must guess the insane bigfoot book by its unhinged reader reviews only.

Brockway hits Seanbaby and author Jason Pargin with a Spooktober relevant prompt: What's the scariest single episode of a television show you've ever seen? You won't believe the mad series of coincidences that ensue, leading to us talking about Mountain Monsters for two fucking hours!

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Abe Epperson to watch and discuss Vince Offer's Underground Comedy Movie for some reason. Probably revenge?

Seanbaby dares Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle to step into the ring with Piledriver: A collection of music videos by, about, or criminally infringing on professional wrestlers of the 1980s. Listen to Koko B. Ware sexually threaten you! Listen to Strike Force sexually threaten you! Listen to Jimmy Hart sexually threa-

Brockway calls for the toughest fighters on earth to podcast about a movie about the toughest fighters on earth. Seanbaby, Vanessa Guerrero, and Zak Koonce answer the call! It's Bloodsport 2 (the second podcast about the first Bloodsport).

Ruffians have stolen this podcast! Seanbaby chooses his fighters, Brockway and special guest Rusty Shackles, to get it back. Along the way they'll have to punch clowns and eat street chickens, it's the retro Beat 'Em Ups episode!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, voice actor Fryda Wolff, to discuss Dog Police -- a 3 minute long novelty song from 1982 about dog police. It's... it's 3 minutes, how could they possibly do an hour+ podcast about this?

Seanbaby and Brockway ask Mark Mahoney to share his most cursed, certainly most illegal item: A rip of a rip of a DVD stolen from a library with Battle Dome: Season 1 on it. The 2000s reality show where American Gladiators met Professional Wrestling, and broke its legs!

Brockway is putting a team together to find a legendary diamond. On apes, it's Seanbaby! On lasers, it's Lydia Bugg! No further things are required! Welcome to the Congo podcast.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall to discuss business and then SMOKEBOMBS into a ninja outfit before launching hundreds of feet in the air, never to be seen again. It's the Godfrey Ho podcast, it's Twinkle Ninja Fantasy!

Brockway recruits the most barbaric barbarians -- Seanbaby and guest Hana Michels -- for the final, the ultimate Barbarian Game. Having never seen the movie, Sean and Hana must roleplay the plot of the Barbarian Brothers 1989 trucker comedy, Think Big!