The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. Specifically the episode where a geriatric lone ranger terrorizes a 1980s Canadian Whole Foods. Special guest stars: The Fat Boys. That's real. That's all real.

Seanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving Escape From Death Block 13 - the prison break movie starring Robert Bronzi, who almost has Charles Bronson's face and will not give it back.

Brockway grants magnificent power to Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann: The power to discuss Rollercoasters, a 1987 rollerdancing superhero comic from wonderful maniacs, Blue Comet Press. To the public, this podcast will be known as The Dogg Zzone, but in secret it shall be Roller Doggs!

Seanbaby wanted to do an entire episode about that time Harry Dean Stanton and The Replacements got pants-off drunk and fucked up Saturday Night Live. Brockway and David Bell thought that was a great idea, but they were also pants-off drunk.

Seanbaby's ceremonial comedy tomb is being prepared for the day he is cancelled, and he requests to be buried with Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin. They are discussing the darkest moments in serious movies... that they thought were unbelievably funny. They are monsters.

Brockway has found the worst puppeteer in history, and he's going to use all of Seanbaby's patience, all of Lydia Bugg's goodness, and all of Dennard Dayle's faith in mankind to prove it! Happy Puppet Week!

Brockway slips into a coma so it's up to Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, to forcibly convert him to Islam in the hopes of cracking his passcode that unlocks 10% of the world's money. They're watching 2011's The President Goes to Heaven - a movie about all those things! Probably!

Brockway bakes an erotic podcast cake to lure out Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee! Now they must discuss the episode of Cake Boss where they bake a life-size fuckable crytpid cake for the Jersey Devil!

Seanbaby teams up with disco superstars Brockway and Dan McQuade to talk about Pink Lady, the 1980 Jeff Altman musical variety show that killed off an entire genre. Dance us out, we don't have a punchline!

Seanbaby assembles "The Squad," an elite podcasting unit consisting of Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. They are immediately slaughtered while reading Hardcase, Malibu Comics' most privileged coward superhero written by a dead Libertarian idiot.

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guest, horror author Merritt K, to podcast in Doom City! It's the conclusion of the WMAC Masters Saga, with Season 2, Episode 3: Ladies' Night. The one where you learn that new panties don't make you better at karate!

Seanbaby has a game for Brockway and guest, Rodney Anonymous of The Dead Milkmen: Can you outgrift the dumbest heavy metal grifter of all time? The winner gets to be sad!

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Merritt K return to the dome with WMAC Masters: The Joke's On You. In this episode of a high stakes mystical martial arts show full of cyborg magic, we learn the importance of properly timed pranks! AND NINJA JUSTICE.

Seanbaby charges out of the bushes at Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to remind them of the importance of daily toothbrushing, and other valuable lessons! This episode is about 1980s cartoon PSAs, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle! Lasers are the other half!

PODCASTERS PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Brockway is the cruel karate overlord who demands Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, get into the dome to fight an episode of WMAC Masters, the 1995 live-action choreographed karate show. Don't worry! Their clothes are dome-proof! We thought of that!

Brockway abducts Seanbaby and guest, Napoleon Blownapart, and will not release them until they discuss Troom Troom Self Defense, a bizarre and dangerous YouTube show teaching children how to be murdered in memorable ways.

This is exactly like last week's podcast about Baywatch, except the roles of Seanbaby and Brockway have been replaced by lesser known actors, guest Mark Mahoney is a ghost, they all fight monsters now, and we've added the word NIGHTS to it.

Seanbaby and Brockway drown in the chaos that guest, Dan McQuade, has brought in the form of Batwatch's "Scorcher." A single forty minute episode of television with 814 plots, all screaming, all at war with one another, none resolved.

Seanbaby suddenly remembers Theodore Rex exists, and he takes it out on Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. The only 1990s dinosaur buddy cop movie where they had to sue the star to be in it!

Brockway reads from the Book of the Demon Star and sacrifices Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to the devil! No, that's it. That's the podcast!

Did you love American Gladiators? You're going to tolerate Rollergames! Seanbaby dares Brockway and guest, Fryda Wolff, to survive 1989's horniest roller derby wrestling race, but what's this? We're just getting word there's an alligator pit! This could be DEVASTATING.

Brockway has sealed the lab, trapping Seanbaby and guest, author and Hot Dog Dennard Dayle, within. Containment must not be breached. By the end of this podcast, they must have understood one Compu-Toon comic strip, or they will have died for nothing.

Professional wrestling, ultimate fighting, ancient kung fu masters, educational ninjas, white saviors, goofy jeeps, ethnically diverse gangs, Vince McMahon, feral manbeasts tamed by amulets, huge women and the tiny men they love, expositional theme songs, and a secondary Van Dam. Superfights has it all. Come learn about the best '90s movie nobody has ever seen.

This is a podcast about the time Hulk Hogan allied himself with the Confederate army to pull off a time traveling dragshow speedboat grift. The podcast features Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade. Every one of these statements is factually accurate.

Seanbaby throws open the doors of his sexual dojo to admit all challengers! Brockway and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, accept this foolish offer. We're talking about Zenno Jojido, the sexual martial art of dick manipulation. Of course, you assumed that!

Brockway cordially requests the presence of Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, to discuss It's a Royal Knockout! The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Loaf attacks a Prince. It damaged the monarchy forever. This one is impossible to describe.

Brockway recruits psychic ape master Seanbaby, and special guest psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to battle CIA propaganda and find out the truth about Bigfoot, who lives beneath the Earth in psychic torpor and will definitely leave your mind-texts on read.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Napoleon Blownapart, to talk Monster Wars, the 1993 TV show about monster truck racing where all the monster trucks became wrestlers and made pun based wishes to destroy each other's private truck dimensions. That's real, it's a real thing. It's Monster Wars Week!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, to the Sex Olympics. Sorry, BRAD STALLION'S Sex Olympics. It's a careful, erotic game of never quite fucking, snakeplay, and battery acquisition. This one's steamy, bring your wrinkled panties!

Seanbaby emits a series of gibbers and punch sound effects followed by a noise like the boogeyman trying to scare a horse. That's how you ask Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, if they want to watch Shaolin Dolemite in native Dolemitese. They reply "Motherfucker!" which is Dolemitese for "yes."

In 1991 Vince McMahon sunk millions of dollars into an upstart bodybuilding competition whose only hook was "free steroids." Then, in 1992, he did it again, but more expensive and without steroids. That's exactly what Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade, are doing for this podcast. That's right, this week we're steroid-free!

Seanbaby demands that Brockway and guest Dan McQuade from Defector strip down to their panties, lube up, and get ready for the Jetman. Get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking about Vince McMahon's World Bodybuilding Federation! He spent millions of dollars trying to restart wrestling without the wrestling. It lasted two years.

Seanbaby wants to talk about Holy Terror, the Frank Miller graphic novel that's just What If...? Batman Was Islamophobic. The perfect guest for this is comic book magician Alan Moore... but he said no. The second best guest is comic book historian Bryan Stratton... who also said no, but eventually gave in. Brockway said no, too, but he's apparently not allowed to do that.

Brockway told Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, two words: Todd McFarlane. And they still showed up! Let's talk about Todd McFarlane's Twisted Land of Oz toys and the, oh no, ten thousand word erotic fan fiction that came with them?

Seanbaby feels the need to revenge himself upon Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. For what? Unspecified. His method? MILF Manor. It's the MILF Manor podcast. You knew it was coming.

Seanbaby makes Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, play a super-size Book Game! 6 terrible 101 Things books, over 600 of the dumbest ways to arrange words mankind has yet discovered, 30 straight minutes of rambling tangents about niche online hate groups - this podcast has it all!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guest, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating's Alex Schmidt, to navigate the WikiHole. The intestinal tract of ignorance, the tube you go in when you allow fate and WikiHow to lead you to your own certain destruction. WARNING: Don't try anything in this podcast, or in general.

Seanbaby made up a stupid, vile show he called Power Slap -- it was about slapping and no second thing. Brockway and guest Zak Koonce had a lot of fun pretending it was real, and a good harmless time was had by all. Please don't correct this podcast description. It's from a better world.

Seanbaby brings Brockway and Dan McQuade to the drawing room to solve the podcast mystery once and for all. What the fuck are we talking about? It's Mannequin! The 1987 masterpiece about a mannequin and the man who bones it.

Brockway tears open a hole to the Barbarianverse, pulling Seanbaby and guest Katie Goldin into the bodies of two impossible meat golems - The Barbarian Brothers! We're roleplaying the miscellaneous publicity appearances of 1980s bodybuilding twins, the Barbarian Brothers! Can you believe we're the only podcast doing this?!

Listen to the first 17 minutes of our next podcast. If you can guess what the fuck we're talking about, you win!

Seanbaby contractually traps Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, into doing an entire podcast about how sad Corey Feldman is. Don't worry! You won't feel bad for him by the time we get to the sex cult, the forced starvations, and Jingle Bell Rock.

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and fantasy author Django Wexler to talk about his favorite fantasy movie of all time: a 15-minute football promo. In 1986, the Cleveland Browns made and starred in a short Conan ripoff called Masters of the Gridiron, guest starring The Michael Stanley Band, Tiny Tim, and a loose bear. On to the planet of battle!

Seanbaby is your Sexmaster for Dr. Ruth's The Game of Good Sex! The only and perfect cohost on this journey through the world of 1980s fucking? Brockway! The only and perfect guest to shatter every single terrible rule in here? Hana Michels! Oh no, we landed on premature ejaculation!

Brockway recruits Seanbaby and guests Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero into the nerdiest kumite: This is the movie Bloodsport but Dungeons and Dragons. This is episode 2. This is the one with "OK USA!" in it!

Seanbaby builds a janky burning obstacle course of buckets and fish, then invites Brockway and guest Lydia Bugg to chop through it with hobo-made knives! It's Knife or Death! The reality show about knife lunatics! Knife! Or Death!

Brockway shrinks Seanbaby and horror author Max Booth's heads, then commands them to do his dark bidding: Talk about the 1994 movie Shrunken Heads! They refuse! They turn on him and fucking eat him on air, it takes over an hour.

Seanbaby needs his brothers in power, Brockway and Todd in the Shadows, to believe in Christ extra hard so he'll have the strength to smash through the Power Team Rock Album! Christian strongmen recording a rock album together, it's gotta be good!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to an old-fashioned fish fry, claim dig, and Bigfoot Shootout! It's the sasquatch blastin' barbecue event of the season, so put on your ape assault apron and get ready to gun duel bigfeet!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with the impossible: Come up with a more ragtag team than the Eliminators, the raggiest, taggiest motherfuckers to ever dethrone a cybernetic time god.