The Daily Bible Podcast by GE & KC

Today we have the rest of the Egyptian plagues. First we have dead animals, but obviously, not all the animals except the Bible says all the animals. it’s a little confusing. So the animals, but not all of them, are dead. Next is the Boils. Moses throws dust up in the air and everyone gets […]

Today we have Moses causing the Plagues on the Egyptians. We are covering Exodus 5-8 and it’s only half of the plagues. Basically, Moses turns his one-eyed trouser snake into a rod and back again. I think… So we have Moses coming to Pharaoh, which God has already hardened his heart btw, and asking him […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are tackling Exodus with Moses’ birth and hallucination experience. Basically, it’s a Jewish version of Sargon of Akkad. So Moses is caught up in a mass killing of little kids ordered by the pharaoh. Does this sound familiar at all? This is the exact same shit that Jesus […]

So first up today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Jacob dying and naming the 12 tribes of Israel and Joseph dies as well rounding out genesis. Jacob is dying and he gathers his sons around him. He basically steals two of Joseph’s sons from him and says they will have tribes as well. […]

In today’s episode, We find out how the Jews were enslaved by the Egyptians. Actually, it’s more like severe buyers remorse. They proposed the deal, don’t bitch about it because you didn’t think about it all the way through. We start out where we left off and that is Joseph calling for his father to […]

So today we are continuing the story of Joseph in Egypt except today’s episode is basically an episode of Punk’d. He pulls a fast one on his brothers and basically makes them crap themselves in fear because they sold him into slavery. Last time we left off with the brothers making the trip to Egypt. […]

Today on the podcast we discuss Joseph in Egypt and how he becomes a house jew 3 times. Some woman tries to violate him and we end on his brothers starting to travel to Egypt. So first Joseph is being solid to the head guard guy in Egypt. He was put in charge of the […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Joseph gets sold into slavery and Judah accidentally impregnates his own daughter-in-law when she is mistaken for a prostitute. So first we blow through Esau and his descendants because who cares about Chewbacca’s line. Then we get to Judah and his sons. Joseph is his favorite and he likes […]

Today we tell the tale of the perilous story of Dinah, Jacob’s daughter. Dinah was just minding her own business when out of nowhere this asshole named Shechem who lived in Shechem. They were not original people at all. She was violated and then he creepily started to pillow talk her like he didn’t just […]

So today on the Daily Bible we have Jacob telling Laban “Bye Felicia.” Jacob leaves laban in the middle of the night with his 4 wives, 13 children, and everyone else that is part of his household. I’m not sure how you leave quietly in the middle of the night with 13 children from 4 […]

Today on the show we discuss the complexities of indentured servitude and what it’s like to get paid with the wrong woman. Jacob doesn’t just get one woman but four. So we start off with Jacob working for his uncle to get Rachel. Because this is the Bible, it’s cool cause women are property yo. […]

In Today’s episode, we go through why Esau gets shafted out of getting Jacob’s god blessing. Which doesn’t really make sense because after Isaac accidentally gives Jacob the blessing he blesses the dude again. So basically, Isaac is just chilling out when he goes blind and he calls Esau over and tells him to hunt […]

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So on Day 10 of the Daily Bible Podcast, we are dealing with Genesis 24. In Genesis 24, we are selecting a suitable wife for Isaac. You know, the non-bastard son of Abraham. Well after Sarah dies, Abraham then decides to get his son a wife, because why would he find himself a wife, that’s […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are covering the part where Isaac gets punk’d by Abraham. In an act of what can only be called stupidity, Abraham listens to the voices in his head and tries to sacrifice his only son. Well, not his only son, remember he has that one bastard, but still […]

So in this episode, we deal with Abimelech and the Birth of Isaac. Abimelech asks for Sarah to join him as his wife. Of course, Abraham has her just say that she is his sister (which isn’t a lie). God tells Abimelech that he’ll kill him if he keeps Sarah. Oh, and God has also […]

So today’s episode starts out with Abraham getting visited by god. While Abe slaughters a calf God and he makes small talk. After all that killing, God tells Abe that Sarah will bear a child in a year. Sarah laughs and then God gives her the Samuel L. Jackson look like “Bitch, you said what.” […]

So today we have a lot to talk about. First up is how hypocritical Sarai is with Hagar. First, she gives Hagar to Abram as a consolation prize because she’s barren as fuck and God is slower than a fat guy on a scooter. So Abram conceives a child with Hagar and that pisses Sarai […]

Today in the Daily Bible, we are looking at how Abram dishonors himself. Normally when we are talking about dishonoring people Asia is involved but this time it’s Egypt. So we have Abram and Sarai are traveling through Egypt and like the good sucker that he is Abram allows Pharaoh to take Sarai as a […]

On day 4 of the daily bible podcast, we are looking into the Descendants of Shem, Ham, and Jerry. Abraham descends from the line of Shem and Ham’s descendants are the Canaanites. They give themselves weird names and I really don’t know how they kept them straight. These descendants include Kush and his son Nimrod. […]

So today we tackle Noah and the Flood. We find out a lot of things like “How much does a crap-ton weigh?” It’s amazing how few questions religious people actually ask while reading the bible. First, we cover why exactly god needed to be all genocidal and how it was really dumb for him to […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are looking at the alternative facts of Adam and Eve and their children. We start at Adam and Eve post fruit snack and we investigate why people lived as long as they did, where did they find women to fuck, and who these women were. Turns out they […]

The first day is creation, which generates a lot of different questions from both KC and me. From there we discover that God goats’d light out of his ass and created days. Next, we discuss the paradox of the fruit that god says not to eat. Did Adam and Eve know they shouldn’t eat the […]