The Daily Bible Podcast by GE & KC

Today in the Bible, God’s evil spirit haunts Saul and causes him to slowly go crazy. Meanwhile, God came on David, son of Jesse, and he is now God’s favored Israelite. David becomes Saul’s armour boy and later fights Goliath and wins. But there is a part of the story that I wasn’t told about […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are basically discussing Saul’s complete reign as king and how he screws that up. At one point Saul loses his mind and kidnaps a bunch of haggrids. He starts off by being 30 years old and having a bunch of kids, including Jonathan. Saul then picks a fight […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going through the story of Ruth and the Kin Redeemer. Trust me, she’s not going to have any say in this and will definitely be treated as property. So basically, Ruth was married to a son of Naomi. Ruth was a Moabite and Naomi was living in Moabite Lands. […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are talking about Jeff sacrificing his daughter to defeat the Ammo Knights. So we talk about a few Judges like Tola and Jared Kushner. Yeah, He’s in the Bible. Then the Israelites reject God again and God gets mad. He refuses to help the Israelites at first but then reluctantly […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we cover Judges 8-9 which deals with Gideon’s death and one of his sons, Abimelech, take power. Gideon saved his people and chose not to rule over them because God should be the ruler over his people. Gideon stays and judges and calms the Israelites for 40 years. Of course, when […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are talking about how the Nerdy Gideon saves Israel as God’s new Judge. He destroys an altar and tests God then leads people into battle. So basically, The Israelites have made God mad again by tolerating people of other beliefs and worshiping their gods instead […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going to be reading about how Debbie becomes a judge for the Jews during their subjugation to the Canaanites. The Jews once again need to be rescued. So, basically, Ben Carson dies and the Jews party like it’s 1399 BC and they get enslaved by the once completely dead […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we have God raising up the first three Judges because the Jews suck. They always suck in the Old Testament. We start off talking about the elders periods. Apparently, that was an important thing. A New Generation of Jews are here and the new generation sucks. They are Idolators and are […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are continuing in the Bible with the death of Joshua and a recitation on how the Jews fail god again. There are also some contradictions we discuss. So first off we have Joshua dies and is buried. Then Lazerface dies and is buried. Josephus bones, […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today Joshua gets old, divvies up the spoils of war, and does the old person thing of talking about a lot of stuff. First, we have to cover like two days of Joshua conquering people and hand out land to the various tribes of Israel. After that, he’s pretty old but one […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we have Joshua, or J-Bizzie, wages war with the Westside Kings in his continued conquest of the Canaanites. None of this is historical but this is basically a gang war that J-Bizzie wages. Twitter: https://twitter.com/godlessengineer YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/godlessengineer Subscribe to YouTube: http://SubToGE.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/godlessengineer Join […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Joshua destroys Jericho and Fonziville, or rather Ai. Actual history doesn’t show that he actually does this but they think he did. So today we are talking about Joshua 6-8 where Josh destroys Jericho by screaming at it. The main theme of these stories is to […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going to hear about how Joshua builds a Stonehenge like structure in the middle of the Jordan after he crosses it. First, we start off with Joshua going crazy and hearing god talk to him. Then he sends spies to Jericho but they get distracted with fun time with […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we pushing forward with Moses giving us a long goodbye, God rubbing Moses’ face in milk and honey, and Joshua takes power over the Israelites. Moses gives a very long goodbye in the form of a poem or song or something. He has verses for every tribe of Israel. God has […]

Whats Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we discuss Moses passing leadership to Joshua because Moses is about to die. Or maybe He does die… I’m not sure. So, we start off with the obvious, which is that Moses is old. He is 120 years old. Not to play the numerology game but […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are looking at God’s punishments and blessings for obeying him. This sounds familiar to what we ended on last week. We assure you it’s a different instance. So basically this time God goes through what you can expect as far as blessings when you obey him. I mean basically, it’s […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going to be discussing the laws and punishments surrounding obedience. God loves nothing more than obedient sheep. Also, today is the last show about the laws of the bible and I couldn’t be happier. These last laws all concern obedience and what will happen […]

What’s up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are talking about General Welfare Laws in the Laws of Moses. KC and I have a disagreement on whether the Religious Right would love these laws or not. We talk about fairness and equal protection, which is kinda funny for the bible. Then we talk […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we are talking about the do’s and don’ts of Jewish Dietary Rules. Like, don’t eat bats or snakes despite the fact that different cultures around the world have different rules on these types of things. Also, Ozzy is disappointed by the Jewish people again. So we start off […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are continuing with the laws of Moses and his health regulations for both leprosy and woman stuff. It’s mostly about leprosy and they lump almost every skin thing in as leprosy. They were hyper-specific back in the day. Today we are going to cover a lot of different versions of […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going over marriage and other marriage related things that shall not be named. Traditional marriage is not what a lot of people, especially conservatives, think. They would be shocked as to what traditional marriage was actually about. So first we start off with God delivering girls to men to […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are looking at some laws in the Bible surrounding slavery and woman. We also cover some accounting stuff and other mundane things god felt was more important. First, we go over the restitution for loss which includes multiple versions of theft. They really harp on that for a while. Under […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are taking a look at the Jewish avenger of blood that enforces the law on the land. Actually, that’s just the next of kin of a murdered person. Still, they can perform honor killings without repercussions. So these laws are part of the Special Crimes division. These are crimes against […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are discussing the rules to be the Jewish King and how they set up their Judicial system. You will be disappointed if you’re expecting a human rights focus. First, we discuss setting up the kings. Apparently selecting them is a big deal. They have to serve under the laws of […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we talk about a number of things including Vows, excluding people, and putting prices on various types of people and other property. First, we are going to talk about the rules surrounding excluded and excluding people. Ammo Knights, Eat’em-ites, and 10 generations of bastard children. Then […]

What’s up Heathens! Today we are talking about how to purify and atone for childbirth, leprosy, and touching dead people. Sounds like fun doesn’t it! The first thing we have to purify and atone for is childbirth. If you have a boy it’s the standard 7 days unclean and a month waiting. If you have […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going over a lot of priestly rules including what happens to Priests’ harlot daughters as well as the grooming rules of priests. So first we talk about the priests ability to defile themselves for death. Apparently they can’t touch dead people unless it’s a close family member or something. […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we are discussing Guilt and Trespass offerings. They also talk about show bread and how to display it for the glory of God… So first off we start off discussing guilt and trespass offerings. These are sins of Omission, Commission, and other stupid things. They have really weird […]

What’s up Heathens! Today on the show KC and I go through the Peace offerings and sin offering rules in the bible where God gets incredibly pedantic about his violent animal slaughter. First, we start out with Peace offerings. I’m still unsure about what these offerings are for though. We talk about how to prepare […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we talk about why Jews don’t need to sacrifice animals anymore The answer isn’t really found in the Old Testament at all. It’s actually in the Torah. So our main focus today is talking about the rules and laws surrounding sacrifices and offerings. Apparently they burn herbs to […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Podcast we are going to be discussing Old Testament feast traditions and how they don’t make any kind of sense. I also have a bit of Mythicism knowledge worked in there around the middle and we figure out exactly what will get you kicked out of Jew-land. First off […]

What’s up Heathens! So today on the daily Bible podcast we are going over the Old Testament laws on blasphemy and other ridiculous things. Like necromancy and how a lot of these laws would have been used against Jesus. They weren’t but that’s another problem with his story. So we are continuing on with the […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going over the laws of Moses. They break them up into different categories in the Old Testament and today we are cover Religious and Ceremonial laws. So first we have to cover Days 46-48. Those days are literally a repeat of what has happened […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are looking at several bible verses but basically, we are covering how God orders the total destruction of a couple groups of people: the Canaanites and Amalekites. He also appoints Joshua as the successor to Moses and other boilerplate things. First, we start out with god wanting to do another […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today in the Bible God is going to k!ll more Israelites for no good reason. 24,000 of them to be exact. He does this because they started worshiping Midianite idols and sleeping with their women. So we are starting out in Moab at Shitem. I’m not sure why the town is named […]

What’s up Heathens! Today we are going to be talking about the magical talking donkey. Bamalamadingdong is going to ride a donkey and God is going to appear to the donkey only. Because that makes sense. He’s gonna beat his donkey a few times and then praise God. First, we start out with Balak sending […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we have the Jews complaining about their situation again. They need water this time and go on with the whole doubting and reconsidering this entire trip so God throws some snakes at them. So we start off today with Miriam dying. Miriam is the one that saved Moses […]

What’s up Heathens! Today we are covering more in the Daily Bible. We start off today with God giving the Jews a really hard time because they challenge Moses and Aaron’s leadership. One thing leads to another and Aaron’s rod grows nuts. It’s Crazy. Corey, Abercrombie, and Fitch have problems with Moses and his brother Aaron. […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible we have the Jews wandering for 40 years as a punishment from God. They had sent out 12 spies to Canaan who returned and causes everyone to doubt God’s holy protection so they get to wander for 40 years and never see milk and honey again. First, […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going over the start of Moses’ Journey to the Promised Land. He and the Jews anger God many times in today’s podcast alone. So we start off with blowing silver trumpets in different ways to call people to begin to leave, to gather, and in […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are numbering the Israelites again with a military census. After that, God is going to give back all but 273 firstborns of the Jews, which they have to pay 35 lbs of silver for. We start with the first Passover after they escaped Egypt. It was to […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we don’t have a lot to talk about, mainly because the bible repeats itself a lot. God has the Levites shaving their bodies for his pleasure. This is after God literally fired Aaron’s sons from the priesthood and now God is dictating that the Levites be his priests. So […]

What’s up Heathens! I hope you guys had a safe and happy new year. Today we are talking about God killing Aaron’s sons after their ordination. If anything, God loves firing people in the most gruesome of ways. Leading up to that we have a couple days of repetitive stuff but we find out how […]

What’s up Heathens! Today on the podcast we are discussing how Moses smashes the Ten Commandments. Aaron screws up and creates an idol for people to worship because they can’t deal without him and god for a month. So we start off with God getting mad on the mountain because the people are worshipping a […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is giving Moses the ritual instructions for ordaining priests, cleansing their sins, and the daily sacrifices to this totally not psychotic blood god. OH! He also gives Moses the first set of Ten Commandment tablets (spoiler: they get broken by the Jews) that was penned with […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are discussing some really pedantic shit along with the ark of the covenant. God is really specific about how he likes shit to be made… like lampshades. So today we are starting out with laying down the law for tabernacles and lamps. I’m not shitting you. Lamps. More importantly, we […]

Hey, Heathens! Today we have Moses going to Mt. Sinai to get the 10 commandments. God is very protective of this mountain too. So it’s been a long time since the flimsy covenant with god. So now god proposes a new covenant because that makes sense. Then the Israelites agree to this covenant that they […]

Hey, Heathens! Today we are going through Exodus and continuing our journey with Moses. This is the part where they are apparently wondering around for like 40 years, which has the proto-Jewish people pissed off. Moses leads them to the desert of Shure where they had been 3 days without water. Of course, it was […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, We have Moses using his big thick staff to part the Red Sea to say his people from the imminent threat God concocted to scare them into believing and trust him. Last time we had the Israelites leaving out of Egypt after god slaughtered a bunch of kids. They […]

Today on the podcast we are talking about the jews leaving out from Egypt, painting their doors with blood, and robbing the Egyptian people before they bounce. Last time we left off right as god was about to turn into a real gangsta and kill all the first born. We pick back up at that […]