The Clarey Podcast

We were never prepared to have kids. Women love their careers more than their kids. "Mary Kay" is not a real business. Chad rants against jogging. Vascetomy talk Business schools screw over East Indians Andersen Accounting and Consulting Teacher expects banker-style bail out of her student loans. Dad Loves You.com You just avoid 9's and 10's. Do Millennials Have ANY Value?

Cappy and Chad talk about: Hot flight attendants The Amazing Atheist Nobody cares you're a teacher Bachelors in "General Studies" Webcam Girls make more than College Girls The Price of Truth

Cappy, Chad and Atham discuss: Shawshank Redemption sucked. No Cappy has NOT seen "The Godfather" What American Men Should Live For Options vs. Futures. High Schoolers try to get free ashole consulting. FORCING equality on women. Leaving a Bipolar Girlfriend - "Cuddlewookems" Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

The Clarey Podcast #289 by Aaron Clarey

Cappy, Chad, and John Steele field a ton of superchat questions as well as discuss: Taking action versus talking about How to become a podcaster Graduating from college at 16 Seattle Times is not journalism 13 Reasons Why Cheerleaders Chad and Cappy would have

Elkins shakes his booty and we get RECORD super chats! Super chats, Super Chad's, and Blood Shekels IT Virigins, Sigma 6 is Bullshit Crypto currency

Early ass podcast Stupid people. Socialist feminists who hate men lose restaurant Cuckservative fathers raising insufferable leftist feminist daughters

Cappy gets a link from TJ Martinell about Seattle's "Women in Tech Regatta" and it's PRECISELY the worthless, cringey mess he thought it was. He discusses: "Allyship" "Story telling" now an adult profession. "Life coaches, influences, and consultants." Your vagina has no value. How young sisters can actually CLOSE the wage gap. and a fat broad blames her fatness on white people.

Cappy and Chad discuss common mistakes people make during tax season, society is getting dumber, No Coffee for Grumpy Clarey's, financial advice for webcam girls.

Cappy doesn't record from home because he needed to get out of the house. Enjoy a "Go Nowhere Rambling" as Cappy drives through towns like Scandia, Dresser, Taylors Falls and Forest Lake!

Great wives make SAMMICHES! Boomers pricing millennials out of housing. The Final Four is for losers. Yard power tools not needed. And Super Chats aka "Blood Shekels."

Cappy and a Drunk DT discuss: "Micro-stressors" for Millennials Cappy's new book. Cappy's first "Key Fob" car key Check engine lights lie Telling Mother in Laws to Fuck Off.

Trinidad, Colorado. Coffee stores is NOT a good retirement. Cappy's dream of riding around America visiting old, quaint bars. Women love their politics more than orgasms. Cappy dates a pacifist...unintentionall

Cappy rambles as the morning gets ahead of him and he needs to post-pone his writing. He reads three articles about women making money through dating, even posting selfies, and doesn't want to hear about "the wage gap." Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

The gift of Millennials keeps on giving as Cappy discusses how they: 1 - Are creating contracts for everything 2 - Get pissed off when sexual consent apps are made 3 - Are lured into banking through gimmickry and clowns Elkins also joins the club and we field a couple Asshole Consulting questions.

Cappy invites special guest celebrity Asshole Consultant Matt Forney on to field some questions and discuss Europe, politics, and ziplock bags. Forney: http://www.mattforney.com Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com

Cappy and DT broadcast from the Hunker Bunker as they discuss escaping Minnesota, Cappy's dream home dreams destroyed, self-loathing white people and more!

Cappy and CHad never get to Asshole Consulting requests and just take care of super chat questions.

Cappy and Donovan Sharpe shoot the breeze while answering some questions online as well as their discussion about controlling anger.

Cappy visits The Great One and they ramble about liberal arts majors, The Netherlands, Adam Piggott, hot chicks, and do some Asshole Consulting.

This is an important interview because before the "Cortes Crisis" I used to think the percent of women that hate or outright disregard men as sentient, fellow human beings was very small. Perhaps relegated to the delusional misandrist 10% that populate the world of Salon, XOJane, and American Universities. But a simple list on female beauty propelled AJ into the global stage. A list that was at worst PG, and 100% truthful. We discuss the consequences, ramifications, and what it means that the world has lost it's collective shit when ONE man ACCIDENTALLY listed what men wanted in women. Please share with other young men (and women) in that this conversation NEEDS to be heard so young men know precisely what the odds are against them.

Cappy and Rollo shoot the breeze and field some Asshole Consulting questions!

The Great Recession Was Wonderful. Black Men with Droopy Pants. Playing Your Rap Music While Hiking Cause you Have No Penis. Women make horrible men.

Cappy rambles on about bums, Western Union, how white people hands down win being bums, Captain Marvel, Ocasio Cortez, Amazon leaves, Capital Flight and MORE!

Cappy rips apart a teacher more than ever before. Points out kids are luxury items that if you can't afford you shouldn't have. All the cool meetup groups are closed to Cappy. Networking is stupid. Why 58 Year Old Social Workers are More Important than Children.

The Clarey Podcast #281 - The "Did You Eat?" Episode by Aaron Clarey

"The Mistakeless Economy" The "Stupid People Economic Fallacy" Is Corporate Virtue Signaling Dead? Ain't No White Guys in Commercials Anymore. It Wouldn't Matter if We Killed Half the Men in America.

YouTube as a Southern Sheriff. People at Airports Late at Night. Homeownership Breeds Masculinity. Women will NEVER Learn to Fix Things. Fifth Thirds Bank Masters Virtue Signaling. The End of White Knighting. The Death of Pinup Girls.

DT and Cappy discuss: Essential oils. Fantasy Sportsball and Fantasy Draft Why Cappy is Putting Some Content Behind a Pay Wall Thomas Paine was a Commie?? Fedoras. Majoring in Dungeons and Dragons.

Big Four Accounting Experience NOT NECESSARY for success. Tall girls. We are pro tall girls. Baby boomers suck Part 783 Auditing Wesley Snipes. Radio "Personalities" Cappy's Molyneux voice impersonation.

The media is caught lying, blatantly. Never trust the media. Protesting is stupid. Bikini hiker. Having multiple wives...would be a pain in the ass. Black Albinos. Tent City...still tents.

Cappy and Elkins talk about day time TV shows, soap operas, lying in your dating profile, and take on a ton of superchat questions!

Cappy and DT discuss: Gillette's shameless SJW virtue signaling. Why you only need to work 3 hours a day at work. The positive sides of suicide. Why the fuck don't people realize they're going to die?

Cappy sees a rare Perfect 10 and just enjoys the view. The 2019 Oscars will be the worst in history Women Know PRECISELY What Men Want...they just refuse to give it to them.

Quiet venues. Punching bratty children in the teeth. Riding the Bus. "Masculinity is a Mental Disorder" according to the APA.

Cappy and Elkins talk about taxes, busy season, the acceptable pounds per inch for women, buying houses in Portland, lying to women, and more! Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/... Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/assholeconsult Paypal: Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/webapps/shoppi... Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_... Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsul... http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron... https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Can't Get Enough White Caulk Liberal Arts Majors Cleaning Horse Vagina (no joke) "Where are They Now?" "Asshole Consulting Gift Cards" The Dick Show's $21,000 Patreon Terrence Popp's Ringtone.

Moving to South Dakota. College football players should get paid...and get out of college. The favors sheep do superior people. Nobody keeps up. Cappy's "It's a Wonderful Life"

Superchat Questions. How women derive their value in America. Employers get their final due as employees "Ghost" them.

People's fear of "normal mental illness." Parents going into debt for their childrens' worthless degrees. The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment. Britain bans "stereotyping advertising." Baby Boomers OFFICIALLY the "Most Lonely Generation."

When dating was fun. Dating for short guys. Seattle and Portland people. Chivalry is old hat.

Cappy's Global Domination Dream Team. Oprah is powerful. Facebook bans sex. Cappy would become a Jew if he had to choose. Slamming on Minnesota Vikings fans.

Cappy and John Steele field Asshole Consulting questions and superchat questions. TUNE IN and enjoy the show about mail order brides, living in Portland, investment property, nursing, and more!

Cappy and Adam field more Asshole Consulting questions, including: Losing friends because you're a Trump supporter. Your uber Christian parents. Dating after divorce...or not. Your Japanese Anime Girlfriend Pillow. How to sustain a successful society.

Chad and Clarey field a bunch of Asshole Consulting questions as well as a TON of Superchats. Tune into this HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL and entertaining experimental show! VISIT! http://www.assholeconsulting.com Chad Elkins: http://www.elkinscpa.com

Chad Elkins joins the show and we talk about The thot audit. Atham drank all the scotch. Where is the Elmer Glue Factory? Avoid women with horses. The smoke alarm is annoying. The MGTOW Demonetization. Is the social media industry stagnating? Is Silver an investment? (No it isn't) Women's bodies...are different! Sexworkers and their taxes.

Pin Up girls of Cappy's "best of" books. Move the ball past Rush Limbaugh. Thot Audit. Activist at tent city busted for heroin dealing. Spirit Airlines is AWESOME. "Women Entrepreneurs."

Older Brother #27 by Aaron Clarey

Podcasting while Golfing. Asian Drivers. Fan Mail.

How Baraboo Wisconsin Proves Adults are INSANE. Coach Red Pill's Amazing Audio/Visual Quality. John Steel Loves Ocasio Cortez. Avoiding a Fake Rape Accusation.