The Clarey Podcast

How DT turned Cappy into a homebody. Christmas mirth and Kurt Russell Santa Claus No, you're not going to college to learn a language Raise your fucking kids College educated women don't deserve college educated men. Where do all the no name artists' work go? The dump? Gay guys asking out DT. Dude Bro culture. How to become one...if you want to.

Cappy and Chad discuss spinster women in their 40's Tall girls Being a "home body" and other random stuff that comes up

Cappy and Chad discuss: ICE entrapping legal aliens Childless women drinking more Women pricing themselves out of the market Enjoy the Show! The last Mount Rushmore carver has died

Why we can't have nice things. They're all sheep. All of them. Mexican Family Vacations Agents in the field prove to Cappy it "is that bad in the field" Enjoying lefties suffering their lives SAHM vs. Successful Careerists

Cappy and Chad talk about: Loud middle aged women. How travel is the future of dating and a social life. Cappy's favorite porn star - Brandi Love When stereotypes are reality. A victim of a single mom. Save who you can. Skinny wives save lives...and contribute to GDP! Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/assholeconsult Paypal: Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/webapps/shoppingcart?flowlogging_id=7d627b9eb8dac&mfid=1533014932351_7d627b9eb8dac#/checkout/openButton Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.com/aaronclarey

Cappy and DT discuss: Cappy and Thanos both retiring at their small houses. After Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs The Definition of "Progress" Women Who Take Care of Other Women's Child So They Can Take Care of Other Women's Children All Taxes are Paid By The People, PERIOD. Windows 7 and B-52's Vice vs the 7 Deadly Sins Black History Month is Boring Visit: http://www.assholeconsulting.com

When the world forcibly retires you from youth. English majors are still worthless. "Why Can't I Find a Man" Red Pill Frontiers You can have children EASILY into your 60's Cappy's and Chad's greatest mistakes The Great One's Cripplingly depressing podcast. Borderlands 3 gets Round House Kicking Chick Cop Woke Men deserve better than singles moms Walk away from fights Skip high school. Get your GED at 14. You know who cares about you? NOBODY!

Cappy and DT discuss Skip breakfast. Forgiveness. Go West Young Man Everybody wants to murder someone If everybody was "The Flash" Dads who fail their sons. Malinvesting your time in girls when you're younger. Sand Man's Browser: https://brave.com/san644 Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Cappy and Chad talk about Cappy's Health Update Bachelor's in Exhibiting Management You can't save anybody Racial Jokes

Cappy and Chad talk about: Antiquing Economics Busy season Superchads and more! in this completely random episode.

Rapid City Snow Should I date a girl with Herpes Cappy's and DT's greatest fuck ups "Women's Bank" Civil Engineering is a Worthless Degree

Chad Rants! Why people will always choose stupidity and laziness. Cappy's health update Stress is killing men John Steele joins the show.

A sick Cappy and Chad talk about: "What's going to happen to the economy?" "Make life decisions for me!" The Anal Retentive Rules of Golf Seeking.com Writes the MOST BRILLIANT Propaganda for Whoring

Cappy rambles about grandmas, the 1950's, Andy Griffith, and more

Cappy's health scare - stress-induced ulcer or STAGE 4 CANCER??? "Meh" about death. Atham tells us about Mexcian wrestling. FUNNIEST THING EVER HAPPENS TO CHAD!!! Men who fill the void with women. How men can control all reproductive rights.

Black teens beating up dopey white minneapolitans downtown. "Enjoy the Show" - Girl successfully murders new born. Glass Steagal Millennials believing in astrology.

Door County - the Pinnacle Achievement of White People. Walter Matthau Sexually Harassed Sophia Loren...and SHE LIKED IT! When students beat up their TEEEAAACHEERRRSSSS!!!! Joe Biden reaps what he grew. Fitbit causes a Health Scare in Cappy. Cat Wine - "Purrrrrlot" GET IT????? Jacob Scheier - The Poster Child for Millennial Parasites

Cappy and DT try to find happiness and something positive in the news and are marginally successful: Fantasy football The Beastie Boys Eels are the Lochness Monster? BBQing by a Vegas in Oz Not tolerating office politics of anykind

"Getting you to the next level." Life Coaches, thought leaders, story tellers, and journalists. Chad's new way to get laid. Sportsball rage. A Parasite in Toronto Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Cappy chats about: True misogynists who hate anything female or beautiful. Cappy graduates to SUPER MISANTHROPIST! People who are NOT-A-DOCTOR Lowering standards for women is sexist to both genders. Chicks who never save Africa.

Cappy's house is no more. Subtraction and addition for adults. $45 off mowing Ladies, give it up already.

Doctor Huxtable's House vs. Cappy's. Running into OJ Simpson. Portland Trader Joes - the definition of hell. The world's dumbest journalism major. Men want sex...believe it or not.

Stream Yards beats the shit out of YouTube Days of Zero GDP production Allowing literal mental retards into college. Vynil vs laminate. Ingredients of revenge. Vineyards, waterfalls, and stripper poles.

"Ingestion Settings" YouTube regretting closing Hangouts already. ALL MUSIC SUCKS You can judge people by looks. Absolutely. Why Adam Piggott is wrong again - let your women dress you Part 2.

Sociological Limit to Your Success Cappy starts watching cooking shows. Fan Mail. Earning the right to say "Dayday" Gen X Parents force loud obnoxious mentally ill child on diners.

The Clarey Podcast # 305 - The "Hill You Want to Die On" Episode by Aaron Clarey

Cappy screeds against two dumb millennials who want to "give back to the community" but don't want to pay back their student loans.

Clarey rants against dopey white people, colleges, and other stuff in his usual fashion.

Tim and Cappy talk about what utter bullshit and lies HR and employers will tell you when contracting, working, W-2ing, or just plain trying to find a job. Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Join Cappy as he interviews Rich Cooper at Entrepreneurs in Cars about owning sports/luxury cars. https://entrepreneursincars.com/

Can rags-to-riches people enjoy life? Turd Flinging Monkey and YouTube Advertising in the Red Pill Economy "Free Finance Degrees" An Idealistic Economist Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F

COD WWII is a movie, not a video game. How "artists" and "writers" are self-centered egomaniacs. Women using men for free food on dates. Seth Hymes talks about "Skip College for Success" Father could or could not be reached for comment.

Cappy and Chad talk about: Black female James Bond, how cute. Some women DO hate men and make chairs to prove it. "Consent Kittens" Teachers fucking their students. Superchats Fan Mail Portland doesn't need nor want police. AND MORE!!!

Cappy and TJ Martinell talk about: American men should NEVER marry. Asking your wife permission to go out. Save only who you can. Millennial girls becoming nuns. "Guns or knives, Butch!" Female journalist denied interview because of fear of sexual harassment accusation. Female journalist exposed as political operative. Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Cappy and Chad talk about: Nephews, nieces, and uncling. Ugly white people in Portlandia. Getting revenge on a cheating ex. All jobs suck. Women's Povertyball Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com//ref=as_sl_pc_tf_lc?&tag=captaicapit0b-20&camp=216797&creative=446213&linkCode=ur1&adid=1S7AXCQE92QD6T9J58C5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptaincapitalism.blogspot.com%2F Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey

Cappy and DT do their first podcast from DT's NEW HOME in South Dakota! Topics include: Choking up...Cappy hasn't. Cowboy Bebop. Winning at life. Making kids with fat chicks. Asshole Consulting.

Cappy and Chad get through a backlog of articles, fan mail, and misc, as they set a $5 MINIMUM for SuperChats. MBA's are FUCKING WORTHLESS Poor parenting = Dead webcam girls. Can wisdom be taught, or must one suffer for it? And more!

Be on FUCKING TIME. "Doing what you say." Pondering Turd Flinging Monkey Sex Doll Better Than Cuddlewookums??? Charging your girlfriend rent. Accomplishments vs. beauty.

Cappy and DT talk about: DT's inoordinate amount of crap in his house. Moving sucks. Missing your first house. Twittershitorms Dog ownership Bloodshekels Cappy's level of fuck you money

Cappy regales the tale of a friend of his who's an 8, but got rejected by a girl with a birth defect. YES, IT IS THAT BAD. Cappy then rambles about other things and then goes to bed early in the Southern Command.

Cappy answers Piggott's challenge to defend women in STEM and college in general. Cappy also shakes his head at a twitterstorm, answers some Asshole consulting, and superchats.

Don't mock old people. Emulate them! WORTHLESS DEGREE AWARENESS MONTH! Fat, Old, Ugly female congressman submits law to make Fat, Ugly, and Old the law. Minneapolis makes a grab for landlord's property. Millennials BORROWING to pay for rent of luxury apartments. Your race and genitalia have no value. Mexico - pros and cons.

Older Brother Podcast #46 - The Demons From Your Past Episode by Aaron Clarey

Cappy, Piggott and GReat One answer a handful of Asshole Consulting questions, as well as Cappy explains technology to these two incredibly old old farts.

Cappy and DT talk about ASMR's Moving to South Dakota "Our Team" Silver Dollar Bikini

Cappy, John, and Chad chat about: TIME!!! Cappy's got a dishwasher. Women don't want you. Accept that. Kieretsu's, Chaebols, and Corporate America. Wishing Roosh the best. "Personal Trainer" is NOT a real job...great way to bang clients though. Why kids are weak? Lazy parents.

Older Brother Episode The Cappy's In A Bad Place Episode by Aaron Clarey

Cappy suffers a shut down and sleeps for 18 hours. Nieces and breaking the law. "Just Uber" if you don't want to save for retirement. Are young black men tough anymore?

Cappy's last broadcast from the Original Northern Command Don't let women build a house. Minneapolis Banning Drive Thru's Sam Rockwell, the amazingly worthless person behind it.

Cappy interviews Terrence Popp and Rich Cooper to help explain to "never-married men" what it's like exact to get divorced, go through divorce court, and have to fight a custody battle...so you don't have to! Rich Cooper - http://www.entrepreneursincars.com Terrence Popp - http://www.redonkulas.com Asshole Consulting - http://www.assholeconsulting.com RDK Legal - http://www.rdklegal.com