The Clarey Podcast

Can't Get Enough White Caulk Liberal Arts Majors Cleaning Horse Vagina (no joke) "Where are They Now?" "Asshole Consulting Gift Cards" The Dick Show's $21,000 Patreon Terrence Popp's Ringtone.

Moving to South Dakota. College football players should get paid...and get out of college. The favors sheep do superior people. Nobody keeps up. Cappy's "It's a Wonderful Life"

Superchat Questions. How women derive their value in America. Employers get their final due as employees "Ghost" them.

People's fear of "normal mental illness." Parents going into debt for their childrens' worthless degrees. The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment. Britain bans "stereotyping advertising." Baby Boomers OFFICIALLY the "Most Lonely Generation."

When dating was fun. Dating for short guys. Seattle and Portland people. Chivalry is old hat.

Cappy's Global Domination Dream Team. Oprah is powerful. Facebook bans sex. Cappy would become a Jew if he had to choose. Slamming on Minnesota Vikings fans.

Cappy and John Steele field Asshole Consulting questions and superchat questions. TUNE IN and enjoy the show about mail order brides, living in Portland, investment property, nursing, and more!

Cappy and Adam field more Asshole Consulting questions, including: Losing friends because you're a Trump supporter. Your uber Christian parents. Dating after divorce...or not. Your Japanese Anime Girlfriend Pillow. How to sustain a successful society.

Chad and Clarey field a bunch of Asshole Consulting questions as well as a TON of Superchats. Tune into this HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL and entertaining experimental show! VISIT! http://www.assholeconsulting.com Chad Elkins: http://www.elkinscpa.com

Chad Elkins joins the show and we talk about The thot audit. Atham drank all the scotch. Where is the Elmer Glue Factory? Avoid women with horses. The smoke alarm is annoying. The MGTOW Demonetization. Is the social media industry stagnating? Is Silver an investment? (No it isn't) Women's bodies...are different! Sexworkers and their taxes.

Pin Up girls of Cappy's "best of" books. Move the ball past Rush Limbaugh. Thot Audit. Activist at tent city busted for heroin dealing. Spirit Airlines is AWESOME. "Women Entrepreneurs."

Older Brother #27 by Aaron Clarey

Podcasting while Golfing. Asian Drivers. Fan Mail.

How Baraboo Wisconsin Proves Adults are INSANE. Coach Red Pill's Amazing Audio/Visual Quality. John Steel Loves Ocasio Cortez. Avoiding a Fake Rape Accusation.

The Clarey Podcast #276 - The "Minnesota is a Fat Woman with Attitude" Episode by Aaron Clarey

YouTube's Crazy Bi-Polar Girlfriend Attitude Again. Can "big tech" Survive a 20% Cancer Rate? Some election talk. Seattle vs. Portland.

Mission Impossible. Cappy's South Dakota Home. What it's Like Interviewing at Google. Forget working for the Fortune 500.

Getting Sweaters for Christmas. Hand Me downs. A Gen X Treat. Why Safety is Anti-Safety. Cappy getting Paid to do Book Reports. Democrats Going After Your High School year Book Again.

Backing up your life's work should the internet delete it. Fear is Cappy's primary motivator. "The WHY Does not Matter." All that matters is "what is." Economics is all about hot women. Sinead O'Connor is a muslim because of course she is.

Cappy and pals talk about lying about your race, "The Origins of Cappy," Kavanaugh, BEING ON FUCKING TIME, "lazy artists," kids from fucked up liberal parents, the NPC meme is 100% accurate, The Aurini Bechtloff 30 Days War and MORE!

Cappy and TJ Martinell talk about leftism as a religion, how Californians ruin everything, "Professionalism Plus Politics," bushy bush, and how nothing good came from the 1970's.

I chat with Cotto and Gottfried about how conservative fathers have failed their children and most of America.

Cappy's week from hell. Operation Evil. "C-Harmony" Cappy's angry dating service. China hires pretty girls to cheerlead male workers. You're doing it right if you're surrounded by old retired guys. Silicon Valley Slaves.

Americans have great food. Wood burning stoves and fireplaces. A listener's wife just up and leaves him. Liberal arts majors turn strippers. Porn stars become pastors. What percentage of women hate men? Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey

How Kavanaugh-Ford shows how close we are to tyranny. What percent of women hate men? Unhinging bra's with one hand. Cappy hates parades. Fatherzzzz Could Not Be Reached for Comment. Cappy's Grandma will take your money in cards. Baby Boomers still divorcing in record numbers.

Cappy and Rich talk about: The long-term unsustainability of feminism. THERE ARE NO CHEAT CODES TO LIFE. Debt and dumbasses. Fleeing to Europe to Avoid Your Student Loans. Rich's Site: https://www.youtube.com/user/Entrepre... Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/... Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com

Going back to work...sucks. The origins of "diversity and inclusion" BS. Will companies ever respect your freedom of speech? Kavanaugh exposes the true tyranny of the left. L-A-Z-Y Formerly hot feminists. "I should've gone into the trades." Porter's Five Forces is BS.

Hymnology is bullshit. Kids playing football in fall. Asking a girl to smile is sexism. The Permanent Resting Bitch Face of Captain Marvel Prostitutes Can't Handle Money. Banging Democrat Husband's Wives. Ann Margret. Failing at getting a threesome, The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment.

Democrats go to HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOKS to dig up dirt. McDonald's suffers a #MeToo strike. Captain Marvel may tank the Infinity Wars franchise. Shitty Parent's kids and electric fences. How Liberals punish themselves. "LOve Letters to the Left" - Cappy's upcoming book.

Hustle is what separates the boys from men. Cappy prepares to leave Minnesota. Vacation...sort of. Plumbing problems. Teachers think $70,000 isn't a liveable wage. $1,000 college textbooks. Democrats will go back 25 years to get dirt on you. Why Minnesotans loathe themselves.

Cappy's Dream House in Rapid City...or not. Is there another housing bubble? Jarvis the Farting Dog. Cappy's dancing tactics. Amazon Bans Roosh. Call your congressmen. Redpill vs Manosphere connotation.

Cappy walks to the bus and rambles on about mornings, crosswalks, middle school dances, Fur Baby Rabies, and Adam Piggott

The Social Media Bubble May Burst. How Surrogates Eerily Predicted Today. Dating Younger Women Will Get Your Fired. Teachers vs. Nurses vs. Dental Hygienists. 9 Year Old Gay Kid Kills Himself...Leftist ARE to Blame.

Solo was a damn fine movie. Black Dynamite is a GREAT Cartoon. Chad Elkins' Film Noir Accountant Office. And more rambling.

Women Over 40 Are (NOT) Beautiful. Why You Should Lie. Mike Rowe is a Bad Ass. Single Moms Lead to Tattoos. Seattle is Not for Single Men. John and Cappy's Pot Show - "Weed...Dude" Mega Church Pastors Net Worth. Libertarian Socialists are Just Plain Socialists. The Second 30 Years War.

ADHD founder claims it was bogus disease. Psychology is not a real profession. Tattoos are not good for your job hunt. New York female writer writes about self and motherhood. Fan mail.

Cappy and the gang talk about humanity, getting hit by a truck, getting stood up, children, Gen X parents, and a lord ton of other things.

Reading is stupid. Cappy on golfing. Male cheerleaders in the NFL. Hiking in Colorado.

Cappy and the gang talk about: SUPERCHATS ARE UP! Cappy's $5,100 plumbing bill. Locked in Lambeau Field. Soap Operas. Matt Taylor vs. Rose Eveleth. Engineers vs. Feminists. Baby Boomers filing Bankruptcy.

Morning People. The Metallica Fans. The Spinster Generation.

Employers always lie. Leftists Banning Straws - Ruining Their Leftist Utopias. How SJW's Control the Language to Punish You. Homeownership Tips. Criminals Don't Want Laws to Apply to Them. Why Nerds Fail to Get Women. Puppies and Nieces Scores You Chicks. Ann's Getting a Boob Job.

Democrats are Socialists. Cappy's $10,000 plumbing repair and his eternal anger. "Free Asshole Consulting Day" a Failure...thus far. WRITE YOUR E-MAILS. DO NOT RECORD THEM ON YOUR PHONE. An Ex-feminist writes in - yes, they're miserable.

Percent of people with tattoos. Are younger people competing to be ugly? Author talk and why Ayn Rand sucks. The Marriage Crisis Among Women. Health, Juicing, Blending and Other Old Fart Shit. Crypto-currencies.

"All You Have to Do" Building Your Own Battleship Website Programming Blues Nerds Can't Communicate Henry "Caving" Cavill Women Make Shitty Men Fan Mail Fathers Who Bat 1.000 How YouTube Lost to Stream Labs

Faking Air Raids in the 1980's. Doc's Bomb Shelter. Ann Becomes a Conservathot. Why Does Kitten Holliday Want to Kill Ann's Cat??? Southern's Tits Beat Molyneux's Brain According to the THirsties. Wynona Ryder vs. Jennifer Anniston.

Perpetual Fat People Perpetual Noise The Battle Against Bees, Flooding, Computers, and Mold Drunk, Arrogant White Contractors Slamming on Piggott and The Great One

Cappy, DT and TJ talk about fathers who let their daughters major in the liberal arts, "bad domino days," Trump's SCOTUS pick, the life purpose of a leftist, and the state of journalism. http://www.assholeconsulting.com http://www.olderbrother.com

Vengeful ex girlfriends. Gettysburg. Antifa and Ancient Military Tactics. Windows 10 sucks The Internet is Losing Its Value Ann Punches a Proto-SJW in the 90's. People "Ghosting" at Work

The world's most profitable hike. Women value work and career more than fun, love, and children. Going overseas to avoid paying your student loans. Cappy's Pacific Northwest Motorcycling Adventure. The Scoprions STRIKE BACK!!!

"Fuck Trump" celebrities. How Kathleen Kennedy Killed Star Wars. Hot Russian chicks. Christian Missionaries accomplish nothing. Leftists are indeed evil. Doc Visits South Dakota.