The Christian O’Connell Show

Today on the show, Christian can't get over Egg Girl's spectacular failure, Uber drivers shamelessly namedrop their most famous riders, and listeners reveal the strangest places they've scattered a loved ones ashes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Royal Baby Day, which means only one thing - are they going to name him Trevor, or Alan? And Melburnians reveal the awkward moments they saw their parents drunk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's daughter saw mums behaving badly at the Billie Eilish concert, and he begins his search for Melbourne's gnarliest lawn after Crawf loses his bet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian doesn't trust an elderly couple from Melbourne who "accidentally" signed for a package full of drugs, and one of our listeners loses their mind when they win $5000.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian regrets asking about people's embarrassing injuries, and what happens when baby names go rogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today: a family with 15 kids, a lubrication specialist and we've got a flight attendant with some VERY important boarding calls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show features Nicholas Cage singing. You can thank us later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything seems to be about size today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian feels he has been ripped off by his own daughter & Jack's had a fight over the dishwasher.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The story of Pats' average (at best) Anzac biscuits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are back after some holiday time and Christian has tales from another land.. called Queensland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the last show before we go on a mini-break but don't stress, things got a little strange today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian wonders...what have you got your head stuck in? And Crawf spins some terrific yarns about the Blue Light Ball and Buddy Franklin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack is going for his first ever ride in a convertible and Christian is doing his best to make him as nervous as humanly possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How did one of Christian's listeners get stuck in a charity clothes bin? And what went wrong when Christian met Aussie TV legend Shaun Micallef?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Christian having a mid-life crisis? And we find out all of the worst injuries your kids gave you (some of them are pretty full on!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Christian's birthday (on Sunday). What surprises do the team have in store?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There were some misty eyes as Christian and the team recalled the movies that made them cry, and Jack misses out on the ride of a lifetime!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian catches up with the 4.5-million-dollar man Ryan, Pats reveals her superpower to the world and the at-work timewaster is one of the best ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has a $4.5 million dollar prize to give away - but it doesn't necessarily go as planned...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is back from Tasmania and we are still recovering from just how many pairs of shoes also went on the trip..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's about to head off to Tasmania on a holiday, and he's getting increasingly worried about leaving his kids with Jack...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uh oh...Christian spilled his drink all over the faders (aka the radio machine) - will the show survive??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing Christian's GOLDdigger radio dating service, the only dating service brave enough to ask the question 'what happens if you put two complete strangers in Pats' newsroom with a waiter and a romantic meal?'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener with five goats and a 25-year-old whose Dad still won't let his girlfriend sleep in the house - Melbourne's got some eccentric characters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian learns about Port Adelaide FC's new dating app and wants to try his own and comedy freestyle-rapper Abandoman blows us all away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricky joined Christian for an unforgettable hour of radio, and we've got the full, unedited version just for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Ricky Gervais Day! Ricky joins Christian for a sensational hour of radio and Pats has some news from the Bryan Adams concert...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the juicy goss from Pat's highly-anticipated interview with Bryan Adams, plus footy shaman Shane Crawford straps on his boots for his Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show debut!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can Pats navigate her way through Christian's quiz to earn an interview with Bryan Adams? And who's the newest addition to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast team?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and Jack are back after taking yesterday off sick! Christian reveals one of the worst movies of all time, finds out that pretty much everyone in Melbourne knows someone who was in Neighbours and wonders if he is in fact...a lizard man.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just when you thought Melbourne couldn't give any more, Christian's amazing listeners dug deep again to finish off Listener Pat's incredible $10,000 donation. We also brainstorm some ways to improve the F1 and make it more Melbourne-y.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A stranger walked into our office with an envelope full of $10,000. Here's the incredible story of 'Patrick's Pay It Forward'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can Christian's incredible listeners get three-year-old Rheegan the $20'000 to get him a Smart Pup?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back after the long weekend and Christian's trying to sort out how to raise $20,000 to get a Smart Pup for Rheegan, a three-year-old living with autism. Gold's pitched in $10,000, but we need to figure out how to raise the rest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter Logan goes Aeroschuting, listeners Trump-ify their names and Christian's wallet is lost and found!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone is suddenly a bit more nervous after finding out that nobody knows CPR and listeners reveal their deepest, darkest secrets for 'Don't Judge Me But'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Pats' 20th wedding anniversary, but Christian got wayyyy more than he bargained for with his 'How Well Do You Know Your Husband' quiz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian meets a woman photoshopping dogs into yoga positions, another lady terrorised by children while dressed as a hamburger and another one who waited 12 hours to see...The Block? Ladies, what's going on?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack unveils his brand new 'Monday-themed' theme song, Christian digs up old horror stories from school panther and we announce our next movie club!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the end of Feb Fast which can only mean one thing: Brendan The Beer Man is bringing in his first ever home brew to crack open. We also try to do our best one word impressions and the results were...mixed...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's fair to say Peter's had a transformational effect on us and our listeners - whether that be our attitude to life or simply taking the damn screening test! Today we hear one of the best isolated vocals of all time and the show turns into a confession booth of sorts for a segment called 'Don't Judge Me'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show made way for The Peter Logan Breakfast Show this morning. Peter was diagnosed with bowel cancer in December 2016 and it's been his lifelong dream to host a commercial radio show. Today that dream came true, and he has a crucial message for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the Pope have a mobile? Are personalised number plates socially acceptable? And just who is...The Backflip Kid? All of these very important questions answered on today's podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's got Oscars fever with Oscar-themed time-wasters and misheard lyrics. PLUS a huge announcement as Christian gets a new co-host for Wednesday's show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bit of sport chat before the weekend: breakdancing could be at the 2024 Olympics, AFLX kicks off and Christian doesn't quite know how to feel about either. Also, Christian's ambitious decision to a three song Story-Oke doesn't quite go to plan...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's daughter walked in on him naked doing something ~very weird~ with a hairdryer and the poor thing might never be the same again. We also find out a massive revelation about Pat's past that set into motion another of Christian's wild ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Stormie The Singing Dog' comes into the studio to show off his pipes, we build a body with body part surnames and Boston's isolated vocals blew us away with their harmonies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we meet Shane whose knee gives a new meaning to 'Rainman', five topic Tuesday extracts a hilarious Hugh Grant story, and the terrifying return of Elton-oke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up on everybody's bonkers weekend, Christian's petrified of virtual reality and we unleash Elton-oke onto the unsuspecting universe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.