The Christian O’Connell Show

Guilty as charged! We had a courtroom artist come in to sketch the gang, and as you might've predicted, chaos ensued.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There were lots of tears in the studio today - first from Robyn's courageous call, and then tears of laughter for an entry into Christian's 'Museum Of Failed Relationships'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another beautiful isolated track makes its premiere and Facebook Marketplace has had quite a week..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Movieoke makes a VERY steamy return to the airwaves so you might want to have your headphones in for this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has found out that streaky bacon isn't a thing in Australia.. and needs it urgently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was Presenters V Producers in paintball and we have the result plus Christian has been forced to watch a new show..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is not happy because of a honey situation and the story of how a family missed Beatles mania.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian reveals his wife has done something strange for twenty years and Melbourne seems to have heaps of cardboard cut-outs around.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has some new friends.. but we really don't know where he is meeting them..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian decided to play Golf on one of Melbourne's hottest day and somehow Pats lost her husband in Bunnings!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The dream may be over for this show that needs a fire truck..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have we managed to get an actual firetruck? Plus, Jack performs a song about printing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This could be the only radio show to have a fire truck.. and talk about printers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a very long weekend in Melbourne and Christian may offended someone..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melbourne is super hot and we are trying everything we can to help people cool down including getting them to say they are golden monkey for free beer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's getting hot in Melbourne and we are not sure if Christian will cope.. oh and he's lost a coin in a weird place..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mid-week is here and Pat's made an error that made us laugh more than ever plus Filipino Collins returns and it's easier than ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a new game to win Phill Collins tickets & we discovered what people actually do at 6AM. Oh and of course, we challenge Melbourne with five phoners at once..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is back for 2019 and there's surprises galore including a concrete mixer (?!), a robbery gone wrong plus arguments in bizarre places.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian celebrates his last show for 2018 with so many surprises! Plus, find out whether Pats will get to keep her slow cooker, and what homework has been set for Jack to complete over the holidays...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gives Pats some bad news about her brand new slow cooker, and discusses the impending heatwave in Melbourne. Plus, Christian shares a last Isolated Vocal for the year, and celebrates the final At Work Timewaster for 2018.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of the first few really hot days of Summer, Christian wonders how he'll cope. Plus, Christian wants to know what discoveries you have made late in life, and, we celebrate National Cookie Day in the only way we know how.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian challenges Melbourne to a Christmas edition of 5 Topic Tuesday, and we hear the most incredible late to the party email... Plus, Christian hears the most gut wrenching stories of when special video tapes got recorded over by mistake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To kick off the last week of the year, Christian has a festive edition of Misheard Lyrics, and, we hear from listeners who are missing a finger... Plus, Christian recruits a listener to guinea pig a brand new game, and we get the lowdown from his trip to Adelaide.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian needs help after witnessing something confronting at the pool, and, we try to get Bungalow's album up higher and higher on the charts! Plus, we hear more about the intriguing Dinosaur from Facebook Marketplace...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shows us an incredible Isolated Vocal track, and we find out which celebrity's house you've been in. Plus, Christian takes on a technical question in 'Smarter Than Google'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrating Christian's 20th anniversary of breakfast radio, we find out who's been in their job for the longest, and, hear of a peculiar (and gigantic) item for for sale on Facebook Marketplace. Plus, Christian starts a game of 'crazy parent poker'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shows off a secret skill when Jack needs help with something, and, we make sure everyone hears about Pats' early morning slip up. Plus, Christian shares his new recipe for what could be the best snack on the planet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian tells us all about Bungalow's big gig in front of a sell out crowd over the weekend, and, we decide on whether it's too early, or perfectly acceptable to have the Christmas tree up yet. Plus, we turn your mundane weekends in amazing story with the help of Christian's voice over guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has an Australian question and needs some advice, and we catch up with Dale from our band, Bungalow, to get the very last update ahead of their massive gig this weekend. And, it's Pats' last chance to get her hands on tickets to Bryan Adams...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shows off a new Isolated Vocal, and we begin to really question if Patrina has been telling us the truth this whole time... Plus Christian tells us all about his daughter's high school production of Aladdin, and, we try to prove that we are smarter than Google...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After doubting one of yesterday's callers, Christian issues an apology, and hears some incredible stories of bumping into celebrities in loos. Plus, we hear from our band Bungalow as they get excited for their upcoming massive gig!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the wee hours of the show, Christian, Jack and Pats ask a very strange question, and, we find out if Pats can put her money where her mouth is - is she really a Bryan Adams superfan? Plus, Christian asks when you have seen a celebrity in a random place and gets the best responses!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out who the deserving winners are for Christian's One Last Dream competition, and hear how Pats goes with her first opportunity to win tickets to Bryan Adams! Plus Christian learnt something about Melbourne, that neither Jack or Pats knew...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear Christian's thoughts on our Top 3 Bands' performances from our rocking pub gig, plus find out why Christian is going to be in trouble from his family... After an update about the Cement Mixer, and news from Mission Chips, we hear Christian's brand new theme song for Pats' News...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian reveals the one item he wants to be buried with, and on a lighter note, which TV show he'd love to co-star in. Plus we discover a moving version of a classic song, and try to find out how pandas mate...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian finds a very peculiar service for Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we all reflect on our favourite TV ads that are still firmly lodged in our brains. Plus, after finding himself with access to a colleague's Twitter account, Christian just can't stop himself from creating havoc!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian tests out a brand new game that his daughter played at school yesterday, and we hear some pretty terrifying stories in the madness that is 5 Topic Tuesday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian tries to clear the air after some weekend drama between Jack and Pats, and we hear how our Top 3 Bands are sounding after their first rehearsals ahead of Thursday night's pub gig - but there is one problem with one of the bands...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the last day of voting, we have our final three bands for Christian's ONE LAST DREAM! Plus, Jack has a special apology prepared for Pats, and we find out who's kept gifts they'd bought for someone else!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is in mourning after the loss of his sunglasses, and wants to know what else people have lost in Melbourne... plus, Christian gravely breaches Patrina's privacy, with something you should never do to a lady!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team celebrate their 100th show with a new song by Jack, and we find out which band is the first to make the Top 3 in Christian's One Last Dream. Plus, Christian has something to say about Pats' race day behaviour...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian brings what is quite possibly the most terrifying find to Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we find out how the team went at Derby Day on the weekend. Plus, we hear what could be the funniest misheard lyrics yet...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian learnt a very valuable life lesson after making a big mistake, and we hear back from Michael, who won the epic $4,000,000 prize in the Royal Melbourne Hospital's Home Lottery. Plus we hear the Sammster's very best work (so far) with Jack's 'top' comments this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian reflects on his first Australian Halloween, and his new found love for dogs in costumes, plus the team talk through the very important and highly relatable topic of their most loved, and most hated chocolates. We also find out the shocking truth about why listener Alex was kicked out of his old band Citizen Kane...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After spending time in Sydney, Christian walks through the long list of reasons why Melbourne is a better city, and after putting the call out yesterday, Christian is able to reunite two former band members who haven't spoken in years, in the hope of bringing Citizen Kane back for One Last Dream!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian enters in a near impossible mission: Will he be able to find listener Alex's former band members in time for 'Citizen Kane' to be ready for One Last Dream? Plus Christian gives away an incredible $4,000,000 prize to one very lucky person.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian confesses what he is completely unable to do, and we find out what the rest of Melbourne is useless at too! Plus we hear about the times when parents were the most embarrassing after Christian's recent efforts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The epic battle between Christian and our Music Director Chris concludes, but not without a public battle on air! Plus we hear the truth about Pats' bad habits when her hubby calls in, and, Christian embarks on an educational journey to find out more about the Pyramids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian hears epic stories of the gigs your parents took you to, plus we try to work out exactly how the pyramids were made (in a world with no Google!). And, we hear another Naked Vocals which will take your breath away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.